Chapter 20: A beautiful woman drives a BMW
"What's there to see?"
The angry Monroe and North Wuwu shouted at the door in unison, exuding a powerful murderous aura in their tones, the shocking feeling made the good deeds outside the door afraid, and they looked at each other and hurried away, they had no doubt that these two people would make everyone here lie down, they didn't know why, they always had this feeling faintly in their hearts, it might be a warning from the human subconscious.
There was no need for Beiwu and Monroe to stay here any longer, so they hurriedly changed their clothes and left after settling the bill.
"Brother, you're okay!" the two were silent for a long time in the Audi car in the North Worry-free, and Monroe opened his mouth before saying such a sentence for a long time.
Beiwuwu nodded, his expression was still very serious, but his face was much better than just now.
"I remember you just kicked me. ”
Just when Monroe breathed a sigh of relief, he suddenly heard Bei Wuwu say this, and he was immediately shocked, and quickly opened the car door and ran.
Bei Wuwu also got out of the car and ran after Monroe, but Monroe was very flustered, and hurriedly turned around and said: "Brother, brother, what is the relationship between the two of us, I just kicked you, is it necessary to run after me?"
"Hmph," Beiwuwu snorted coldly: "Don't run, you kid, stop and let me punch three times, otherwise I will catch up with you more than three punches." ”
"Cut!" Monroe suddenly stopped and raised his middle finger at Beiwu Wuwu, shook his head and said, "Let you punch three times?" don't dream, I'll go first, see you next time!"
After that, Monroe hurriedly ran towards a dark road, he didn't want to be chased by North Wuwu, he knew Bei Wuwu's fist, three punches down, to ensure that he would lose half of his life, he was a person who cherished life very much, there were still a lot of girls and young women in the world waiting for him to soak himself, but he didn't want to be beaten half to death by North Wuwu so inexplicably.
"You kid wait for me, don't run. ”
"It's a fool not to run, I don't want to be abused by you. ”
……
The two of them chased after me like this, and anyway, they heard the sound of ping-pong, accompanied by the screams of some people, adding countless good memories and moving music to this quiet city night.
I don't know how long it took, the two limped out, Monroe covered his stomach and said with a sad face: "Brother, you are too faceless, I hurt so much, look at it, my stomach is blue." ”
Bei Wuwu glanced at Monroe, ripped off his tattered shirt and threw it into the trash, and said to Monroe seriously: "Monroe, I also gave you face, I didn't hit you in the face, besides, didn't you hit me several times, you see, my arm is still green." ”
"Uh...... Is there one?" Monroe was stunned, and after thinking about it for a long time, he didn't expect to hit Beiwuwu's arm, and said to himself: "I remember hitting you a few times, but why don't I remember hitting your arm?"
North Wuwu is majestic stride forward, snickering secretly, he doesn't know when he got the bruise on his arm, although it doesn't hurt anymore, but today he took this opportunity to plug Monroe's mouth, hahaha, it's really happy.
Just when Beiwu Wu was gloating, Monroe suddenly pointed to the sky and said, "Brother, look, plane." ”
"Well?" Hearing this, Bei Wuwu immediately looked at the place where Monroe's finger was pointing, and after looking for a long time, he didn't find it, and said to himself: "Why didn't I see it? Could it be that I just went blind after a few tricks with this kid?" No, I can obviously see things!"
"Brother, you look for it slowly, I'll go first. ”
Monroe's voice came, Beiwu was stunned, and when he looked back, he found that this kid was actually driving his own Audi and waving to him with the window open.
Beiwu was furious, ran towards the Audi car, and shouted as he ran: "Monroe, you stinky boy, hurry up and come back to me, or I'll kill you." ”
"Ahem, brother, it's still good to exercise, I'll go first." Monroe smiled wickedly, he, and stepped on the accelerator while closing the window, and after a while, it was already far away, leaving only the black smoke on Beiwuwu's face.
"Your sister, who has been fighting eagles all year round, was pecked by an eagle today. Bei Wuwu said breathlessly, secretly despised Monroe, this kid is really inauthentic, he actually drove his own car away, forget it, let's take a taxi.
Bei Wuwu angrily took out his pocket, but he was stunned for a moment, as if he didn't have money in his pocket, and his wallet was in a suit jacket, but it looked like a suit jacket was in the car.
Rushing a few steps in front of him, it didn't work at all, the Audi car had long since disappeared, and Bei Wuwu really had the heart to die at this moment, and said angrily with one finger to the sky: "Monroe, if I don't beat your kid again, I won't be surnamed Bei." ”
"Ahem, let's think about what to do!"
Bei Wuwu looked around, and found that many passers-by were looking at him with strange eyes, Bei Wuwu smiled, or find a way to go back, tomorrow catch Monroe This guy is dealing with him well.
After half an hour, Beiwu threw it on the road to run, I haven't tasted this taste for a long time, I used to be in the army when I could run more than forty miles in one breath, but now I can't, two months of life in the city have made my body a little degraded, and now it's still good to exercise.
In fact, it's not that North Wuwu wants to run, since returning to the city, walking basically by car, and very stylishly spent more than one million to buy an Audi A8, in order to save energy, but now it's good, actually Monroe this kid drove the car away, the bad thing is that there is not a penny in his pocket, it is really a penny that is difficult to die heroes.
Originally, there was no money and nothing, so you could take a taxi back and ask Dongfang Ruxue for money, I don't know if there is a ghost today or what, there is no taxi passing by.
Do you think that Beiwu Wu doesn't want to, he has also thought about this problem, he can go to a certain commissary to make a call or how to drop, because he still has five cents of steel hammer in his pocket, but now the technology is very developed, and the number is stored in the mobile phone to make calls, and who has nothing to do to memorize the number in the phone book.
Thinking of this, North Worry-Free felt that he was at the end of the road, and he had scolded Monroe hundreds of times in his heart, poor Monroe found North Worry-free's coat in the car, and also found his wallet, and immediately felt that something was wrong, and hurried back to North Worry-free, but the strange thing was that he didn't know where North Worry-free went, Monroe's eyes rolled for a long time, and after thinking about it carefully, what kind of character his brother is, this little thing should not be difficult for him, maybe he will take a taxi back at this moment. Thinking of this, Monroe drove away safely.
North Wuwu is running on the road, and his mouth is dry at this time, but there is a five-cent steel hammer left in his pocket, and now there seems to be no five-cent thing!
When he was feeling desperate for this world, Beiwu saw a BMW in front of him, and immediately moved his eyes and hurriedly ran over.
Only then did I realize that there was a woman in the BMW, who was staring at him with interest at the moment.
Bei Wuwu laughed dryly, and was about to speak, the window glass of the BMW car slowly fell, and Beiwu was instantly stunned, it was none other than the BMW car, it was Miss Xu Yun, a plump young woman who acted bravely and bravely this morning, and was saved by a hero.
Instantly felt that there was no endless road, God was fair to anyone, at this moment I actually met the person who rescued him, or the person he saved in the morning, just now, North Wuwu has completely believed in the karma of those Buddhism, and immediately moved to take refuge in Buddhism.
"Ahem, Sister Yun. Beiwu Wuwu laughed dryly.
Xu Yun slowly took off her red sunglasses and pouted, "Brother, what's wrong today?
"Uh...... Yes, yes, exercise and defend the country!" Bei Wuwu didn't feel embarrassed at all, and followed Xu Yun's words.
"Poof" –
Xu Yun smiled, she didn't expect Bei Wuwu to be so skinless and faceless, put on her sunglasses again, and said seriously: "Brother, you continue to exercise, sister, I have something to do, I'll leave first, my sister will miss you, by the way, I have already handed over my business card, call me to dinner when I have time, bye!"
"Hey...... Hey......"
Bei Wuwu beckoned his hand and wanted to interject, but Xu Yun spoke too fast that he couldn't plug it in at all, and when he could plug in, Xu Yun had already driven away, leaving only a butt of black gas.
“fuck!”
Bei Wuwu spit out a classic English word, but his heart was extremely annoyed, what happened today? Didn't he go out today and didn't burn incense? Actually met such a right opponent, forget it, it's better to beg for someone than for yourself, or run back.
Bei Wuwu lowered his head and continued his great cause of going home, at this moment Bei Wuwu really admired Tang Seng and the four masters and apprentices, and actually walked 108,000 miles, and it was only twenty or thirty miles away from his home, but he felt tired after running for half an hour, eh!
Running and running, he found the red BMW car in front of him again, and Bei Wuwu saw clearly at a glance that it was Xu Yun's car, this time he was not a gentleman, he ran over and pulled the car door and sat in, he also knew that now is not the time for a gentleman.
Xu Yun wanted to tease Bei Wuwu again, but he didn't expect this guy to open the passenger door directly without saying a word and sit in, and couldn't help but stare at him: "Brother, sister, did I let you in?"
Beiwu didn't answer, and saw that there was a bottle of mineral water in the car, so he didn't say a word and just picked it up and started drinking it.