If he had a choice, he really didn't want the legendary "Chen Yue" to reappear in the rivers and lakes. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

He felt that this was a stain on his life, and if he could strangle another self, he would rather choose to let "Chen Yue" take the dog.

Unfortunately, he couldn't.

Compared with a stain that was already known to Lin Jingwei, Chen Guang was more willing to hide another stain.

At least Lin Jingwei participated in the whole thing of pretending to be "Chen Yue" at the beginning, and he still gave him a trap, and he himself could not escape the blame.

He couldn't laugh at himself about it.

But if this guy finds out that he actually wears women's clothes when he is "fine", and he is still quite sexy and exposed and large-scale women's clothes, Chen Guang is worried that he can really only kill people.

Thinking about Lin Jingwei after all, he is only a little over twenty years old, and he still has a good life, so it may be too cruel to let him die so young.

So, just say to Bai Hua that this is the last time, forget it, pinch your nose and endure it today.

After all, there was still Jin Shiyue present, and if more people saw the photo in Bai Hua's hand, Chen Guangzhen didn't know how to face the rest of his life.

Of course, he completely abandoned the festival for Brother Xiaobai, everyone is so familiar, he actually made a quiet photo and threatened himself afterwards, and he must give him the most painful knife later.

This is the path you have chosen, and it is also for your own good, rather than letting you suffer so plainly, it is better for the old man himself to turn into a ferry boat and transform you.

I'm going to make you completely dead!

Break your heart to ashes!

Let you escape directly into the empty door!

I'll make you scared when you see a woman in the future!

It's endless, and it's stalked!

Several people rushed to the club, Jiang Yage and Jin Shiyue masked before entering, although this is Liu Chao's territory, but Chen Guang still doesn't want the news of the left and right hands visiting the private club with Chen Guang in the front page of the news tomorrow.

Since he quietly entered the private room and sat down, Lin Jingwei waved the check to say hello, in short, he asked the waiters in the club to be safe and not to come in and disturb.

Bai Hua sat on the sofa for about ten seconds, and then looked back at Chen Guang.

Chen Guang saw that Lai couldn't do it, "Alas, okay, okay, don't look at me like this, go find someone." ”

"Is she really in Wujing?"

Birch is overjoyed.

Chen Guangneng said something, nodded and said, "It's really here, and it's very close from here, okay, you sing first, and I'll go back." ”

Bai Hua jumped up from the sofa, "Jingwei, go and help me get a dozen beers, I'm brave!"

Others don't want to talk about him anymore, just how can you be strong with your guts now?

You are so white, you don't even want your face, and you are still bold?

Do you want to develop cholecystitis?

Here Chen Guang pulled Jiang Yage and ran away first, after all, he pretended to come out to pick up people, but he drank again, and he couldn't violate the principle of never driving after drinking, Jiang Yage had to be a nominal senior substitute driver.

After the two walked out of the private room, Chen Guang personally came forward to buy out the private room next door, and he was familiar with this trick.

"What now?"

Jiang Yage seemed to be excited and nervous, even if he had already broken through Chen Guang's "good deeds", he didn't expect to have the opportunity to personally participate in his cross-dressing process, this was really a wonderful experience that could not be found with a lantern.

Chen Guang shrugged, "What can I do?

Jiang Yage shook his head, "I usually wear a little light makeup at most, and I bring some foundation with me, I'm afraid it's difficult!"

"Then do you know how to put on makeup? How are you compared to Sister Hua?"

Jiang Yage knew this person as soon as she heard Sister Hua's name, and said happily: "Don't hide it, I am the teacher of Sister Hua, and Sister Hua said that my level is only a little longer than her fingernails." ”

Chen Guang thought for a while, "That's good, I'll call someone and ask someone to bring something over." ”

Chen Guang pondered, he couldn't let Deng Dabeard know about this, but fortunately he still had the phone number of Hao Youcai, the boss of the iris props company, and Boss Hao.

Although it is a bit difficult for people to send equipment at ten o'clock in the evening at this time, but with his current face bigger than the sky, Mr. Hao should have nothing to say.

After a phone call, Hao Youcai really jumped three feet high, asked clearly about the points and props requirements, and patted his chest at that time and said that his company was not far from here, and it would be delivered in half an hour at the latest.

Chen Guang's request to Mr. Hao is also simple, the props for stunt makeup are all kinds of equipment used by the old brother who sang "The New Concubine is Drunk" when he took the stage to make up, and he also came in a professional suit.

Chen Guang didn't understand what Hao Youcai was going to send, but it shouldn't be much, after all, Sister Hua, the first demon hand in Yanjing, would come over with a box and be done.

As for why he wanted these things, he wouldn't explain it to Hao Youcai.

Mr. Hao won't ask too much, as long as Chen Guang can owe him a personal favor, he is extremely happy.

It only took twenty-five minutes for Hao Youcai to personally carry a large bag and a small bag, and even brought a makeup artist to rescue him.

How could Chen Guang let people who couldn't believe him see his "ugly state", in case the news leaked, he wouldn't be able to be a man.

Anyway, with Jiang Yage here, Chen Guang decisively sent everyone away.

Then, Chen Guang used his mobile phone to pull out the photos he took on the Internet when he was incarnated as Chen Yue, and let Jiang Yage compare them.

About forty minutes later, a generation of supermodel "Chen Yue" reappeared.

Jiang Yage looked at her artwork beautifully, and was very satisfied, "When I don't want to sing and act in the future, I can rob Sister Hua's business!"

As she spoke, she stretched out her finger and poked at Chen Guang's fake breasts, "It's so annoying, it's more elastic than mine." ”

"Don't make a fuss, it's been an hour, you go back to the next room first, and I'll be there soon." ”

"Is Chen Yue coming right away or is Chen Guang coming right away?"

Chen Guang slapped her ass fiercely, "I said don't make trouble!"

"But your voice ...... now"

"It's okay, you leave me alone, I have a way. ”

Jiang Yage answered, and then looked Chen Guang up and down a few times happily, and then went back to the next door.

Chen Guang took out the cup from his satchel and called Liuli in his heart.

It's a pity that there is no movement.

Helpless, he had no choice but to grit his teeth and sink neatly into the middle of the cup.

As soon as he entered, he was greeted by fists.

In the distance, there was also the cheering voice of Lu Ming, "Sister Liuli, hurry up! He's here again! Beat him!"

Chen Guang hurriedly covered his face, "Don't make trouble! It's a very moment! Don't ruin my face!"

"Poof!"

Liuli's fist didn't hit him in the face after all, but laughed, "This idiot is pretending to be a woman again." ”

Lu Ming also laughed, and the big green fruit swayed, "Yo, I can't see it, it's good! ”

Chen Guangyi touched his chest, there was goods!

I saw a ghost, and I don't know how the Holy Grail of Babel had a convulsion today, and the makeup I put on outside was brought in.

In normal times, he would definitely run away decisively, but now that he is under the eaves, let me bow my head first, "The situation is urgent, don't tease me, I just want to get this done." Do me a favor, I won't forget it!"

Liuli's eyes rolled, "It's not impossible to ask the emperor for help, I won't bother with you about the last time you bombed me, but I just have one request." ”

"Don't let me ask about the 170 million, right?"

No matter how sluggish Chen Guang is, he should have guessed this situation.

If it was before, he would really be so heartbroken that he wanted to find Liuli desperately, but now he is not so bad at money, and he can still bear the loss of 170 million in his heart, although it still hurts, but if he hits the water, he will lose it, admit it.

"You're smart. ”

Ruri nodded contentedly.

"Okay, okay, I won't ask anymore, in fact, I just watched the TV series before you studied the Yijing, and I knew that you, the god emperor's financial steward, were unreliable. ”

"You still say, you still reveal my scars!"

"Don't say it, don't say it. ”

Chen Guang didn't admit it, but he secretly slandered in his heart, this person is shameless and invincible in the world, and God is shameless and simply ruins the world.

The loser is defeated, why is it so difficult to admit a failure and mistake, only you are allowed to make mistakes, and no one will correct you?

I don't blame you.

"Looks like I can't beat you up today. ”

Hell, how did I forget to complain in my heart that she can hear it!

But Liuli didn't go too far after all, that is, she just scared and scared him.

After Chen Guang came out of the middle of the cup, he tried to cough lightly twice, and he had already changed back to the perfect Chen Yue voice again.

Okay, he took a deep breath, and the world's acting skills were turned on again, no matter what, let's forcibly hypnotize myself first.

Think about it carefully, aren't many of the Tsing Yi Zhengdan in Peking Opera played by Mr.?

People call it art, it's called creation, I think this is a play, it's a movie, what I'm going to play today is a handsome T who likes soft girls!

Art comes from life, life is the highest level of art, although I did not stand on the stage, nor did I sing Peking Opera, but my life is a play!

Drama is like life!

Thinking like this, the whole person is relieved.

Then he was about to open the door, but as soon as his hand was on the doorknob, he quickly retracted it and hid sideways behind the door.

Outside, Jiang Yage and Jin Shiyue's voices came, and I don't know why Jiang Yage came outside with Jin Shiyue as soon as she entered.

"Sister Shiyue, you are really, what kind of wine are you drinking! This is not good for your throat, and you don't have the amount of alcohol. ”

Jiang Yage blamed Jin Shiyue.

Lin Jingwei dragged Bai Hua to drink alone, a little unbearable, I saw that he was pitiful, so I thought about helping to eliminate this dozen beers, but I didn't expect me to be so unbearable, I only drank a bottle and a half and my head was drowsy. ”

Jin Shiyue's voice sounded a little drunk.

"Hey, you don't care what they do, with Chen Guang here, no matter how much they drink, nothing will happen, you don't know his kung fu, it's simple. ”

"Didn't you say he had left beforehand?"

"Uh, oh, oh, yes, yes, but if something really goes wrong, just call him and ask him to come back. ”

The two chatted and drifted apart, roughly preparing to go to the toilet and vomit for a while.

Chen Guang was in no hurry to go out, planning to wait for the two of them to go back to the room again.

After waiting for three or four minutes, the voices of the two came from outside again.