Chapter Ninety-Three: Weibo's poisonous tongue
Hu Yiming felt a little speechless when he held these hundreds of letters in the company, and he couldn't see it.
So, Hu Yiming summoned Jin Ge, Xiaoxiao, and Dandan to come to the office to open these letters.
One person divided a few letters and began to open them. After Xiaoxiao read one, she laughed.
Xiaoxiao said: "Brother Hu, this letter is well written. I'll read it to you: I have a face that is not inferior to that of my sister Tianxian, and I have an excellent figure, if Mr. Hu is willing to hype me, I will create a greater miracle than before. A photo is also attached. ”
When Hu Yiming and Jin Ge heard this, they hurried over and said in unison: "Come on, come on, look at the photos." ”
Hu Yiming looked at the photo and didn't speak for a long time. Jin Ge Nannan said: ", I thought it was really a beauty, this looks like a gourd, and I dare to say that I am not inferior to the fairy sister Mengmeng?"
Dandan read another letter: "Mr. Hu is young and promising, which makes me admire." I also started my business at a young age and opened a bubble tea shop, if Mr. Hu can marry me as a virtuous helper, the business will definitely go to the next level. Attached is a photo, although I am not beautiful enough, but my connotation is enough for Mr. Hu. ”
Dandan threw the photo over, Hu Yiming squinted at it, a little chubby girl, I don't know if she drinks milk tea every day.
Hu Yiming said: "What is this, you can take your time, roughly counted, don't show me if it's not a beauty." ”
It took the four of them several hours to read 312 letters.
According to the statistics, there were 132 letters asking for hype, 90 letters were about showing love, 75 letters were about job hunting and asking for advice, and 15 letters were actually written by men, some scolded and some didn't know what to write.
Hu Yiming said: "Xiaoxiao, if you are looking for a job, you can see if there are any available talents, and if so, call for an interview." Ask for questions, and you will be able to take care of them. ”
Jin Ge smiled and said, "What about this one who asks for hype and courtship?"
Hu Yiming thought for a moment and said, "The hype is our homepage, we have to get it." There are more than 100 candidates, and they can do something. More like this on Weibo. ”
Dandan smiled and said: "Brother Hu, I think, you might as well learn from some TV stations and engage in psychological counseling on Weibo, it is estimated that you can become a generation of female friends." ”
Hu Yiming laughed: "Don't be funny, I don't have time to pour chicken soup for the soul of these little girls." ”
Speaking of which, Hu Yiming had a flash of inspiration, before he was reborn, he was a group of people who engaged in chicken soup for the soul, but what was even more popular was poisonous chicken soup. Now that there are so many girls available, why don't you take the opportunity to become the leader of this world?
In addition, Hu Yiming remembered the god skill that the system had given him, the scoring technique. I am very interested in being able to know a girl's rating, so other people will definitely find it interesting when they look at the Weibo that scores girls.
Just do it, Hu Yiming thought about a paragraph, and sent a private message to the girls who asked for hype on Weibo, and at the same time, he also posted it on his Weibo:
I recently had a plan to review the beauties of the world. However, my review will be sharper, if you don't have a strong heart, please don't participate. If you think you can afford my review, please DM me, send me a photo, and give me permission to retweet the review and rate it.
As soon as the news was issued, sure enough, many girls sent photos in private messages, Hu Yiming thought that he had to take it step by step, so he chose a few relatively beautiful ones and began to comment.
First of all, a beautiful woman with a ponytail temperament, carrying a bag, gave a photo of a tour.
Hu Yiming's evaluation:
Backpackers, poor donkeys, mainly composed of laid-off small white-collar workers who are not high or low, believe in "brain seeds and body, there is always one to be on the road" carrying tents, pressure cookers, and simply noodles... Take a crutch and run around the country, wash your pants in the Yalu Tibetan River, climb the Great Wall and steal a brick hair Weibo.I like to write a strategy on the forum "300 yuan to eat all over Phuket", "200 yuan to play in Zhumadian", take the green train, gnaw on the baked cakes, drink cold water, tears, feel that I have found the true meaning of life, 0 points.
Then, it's a good-looking student girl with a classroom background, but her face is a little pale.
Hu Yiming's evaluation:
Make a schedule before the summer vacation: wake up at 8 o'clock, exercise at 9 o'clock, study at 10 o'clock, learn piano at 2 o'clock...... Make a table and stick it on the wall. The real situation is: I sleep until noon every day, and my life is never in the morning. Lying on the sofa to watch Korean dramas, scrolling through Weibo, in a daze, flickering around for a day. 3 days before the start of school, I finally caught up in a hurry and embarked on the road of staying up late to make up for my homework, tired and pale with big bags under my eyes. A day to travel around, in the middle of the night to borrow oil to light a lamp to mend the crotch, the. 0 points.
Then there is a girl who is beautiful, but she loves to take selfies at first glance, and the photos have been retouched quietly.
Hu Yiming's evaluation:
Leukemia face, thief's eyes, garlic nose, provocative ears, a pair of 8:20 eyebrows look like a protractor, with a three-pound sponge suspender, exuding a thousand-pound temperament of the director of the second-tier town food bureau up and down. Emphasize that you haven't had plastic surgery.,Do you think you're pretty ?I've seen narcissism.,I've never seen such a face-wrenching one.,More than 80 selfies in 10 Weibo.,Lonely female cock has a long estrus period.。 Negative points, roll rough.
There was also a foreign girl who sent a photo of herself at the beach, with the breeze blowing her hair.
Hu Yiming's evaluation:
Beauty is beauty, ugliness is ugliness, brother will never give you points at will because of your identity and national level. Brother's comments always adhere to the beauty of the foundation, responsible for me, can stand the test of netizens. It's useless for you to talk so much nonsense, this photo is really beautiful, a girl in a long skirt on the beach at sunset gently pinned her hair, which is really unique, but your face spoils this photo, 0 points.
A girl with a white-collar temperament was also selected, wearing a professional outfit.
Hu Yiming's evaluation:
Sell dogs, groom them well, and ride a small electric donkey out to work. Take this "Brainwashing Guide", the economic situation, the national policy, who to arrest and blow to death, today this is going to be demolished, Ming'er will repair the subway, than the TM planning sentence is clearer, Brother wondered, are you the sister-in-law of the real estate developer? Negative points, roll rough.
After a few girls commented, Hu Yiming's accumulated fans began to forward one after another: Let's see, Hu Yiming, a high-quality man who buys men in a group, has begun to evaluate girls. There are so many beauties in him, either 0 or negative points, what a big poisonous tongue.
Fans also commented:
Hu Yiming, so many beauties say they all have negative scores? What kind of girl can you give a high score?
Hu Yiming, are you dazzled by group buying men's activities, what kind of girl can't you like?
The beauties are said to be like this, so if they are long, they must not be scolded and cried by you?