"Slacker, stupid, get up!"

"Well, wait a minute, it's only time, let me sleep a little longer. ”

Xiao Yuqian, who had been disturbed by his sweet dream, rubbed his sleepy eyes and replied in a daze.

Xiao Xuemei looked at Xiao Yuqian on the bed with tears and laughter,

"What time is it and you're still sleeping, it's half past twelve!"

"It's only half past twelve, and it's still seven o'clock in the morning...... It's half past twelve at noon?!"

Xiao Yuqian, who reacted, suddenly fell asleep, and a carp jumped out of bed, fortunately, the sister and brother did not work during the day, otherwise Xiao Yuqian would have been fired a long time ago.

After eating the "breakfast" made by his sister, Xiao Yuqian put on his coat, he has not forgotten what he promised Mu Pengfu last night, this time as long as his performance is wonderful enough, he can not only pay off his debts, but also become famous in one fell swoop, and compete with those famous magicians.

"Sister, I left beforehand. ”

"Hey, wait, you're going to ......"

Xiao Xuemei closed the door with a "bang" before she finished speaking, she sighed, every time it was like this, her brother didn't know what to do as soon as he went out.

Xiao Yuqian actually has nothing to do at all, he just goes out to be able to "harass" the card spirit outside the door without being disturbed by his sister,

"You're the best, look at our two-week relationship, you can help me again. ”

"Don't be satisfied, you kid, the two magic tricks I taught you can already cause a lot of shock, completely enough for you to perform, and now your magic talent is still too low, in the words of a cultivator, not even the first order. Don't bother me again!"

"But Lin Feiwen has seen those two magic tricks, and if I play that one again this time, I will be ridiculed. Aren't they laughing at you when they laugh at you, you can help me. ”

The card spirit was silent for a while, and sighed,

"Although your current magic cultivation is still too low, I can teach you a way to skip the level of performance, but after that, you must embark on the path of cultivation, otherwise you may not be dead soon. As for cultivating magic or spells, or martial arts, it's up to you. ”

Xiao Yuqian nodded happily after hearing this-not only can he obtain new magic skills, but he can also become a cultivator and continue to hold the thighs of the card spirit, so this business is not a fool.

The card spirit was silent for a while, and finally spoke:

"Close your eyes and imagine your room in your head. ”

Xiao Yuqian obediently did so, imagining every corner of his room, including the stinky socks thrown in the corners.

"Okay, now you can open your eyes and teleport, how about it, this magic is shocking enough, right?"

There was a hint of pride in the tone of the card spirit.

"Cut, if you don't want to teach me, forget it, why do you use this kind of deception to deceive children......"

Xiao Yuqian was stunned before he finished speaking, where he was standing at the moment, where could it be if it wasn't his room?!

"Damn, cow batch!

Xiao Yuqian was extremely excited in his heart, with this stunt, not only would there be no problem with the performance, but he would also be an artifact of X in front of the girl in the future.

Xiao Xuemei was cleaning at home, and suddenly heard a sound in her brother's room, and then her brother, who had just "gone out", walked out of the room, Xiao Xuemei wondered if there was something wrong with her eyes, is her brother an alien?

"Sister, if I perform this magic trick, I will definitely cause a sensation. ”

Xiao Xuemei nodded stiffly, not recovering from the shock, and even forgot to ask her brother how he got in.

Xiao Yuqian walked back to the room excitedly, and the card spirit couldn't hold his breath,

"Hey, hey, hey, kid, have you forgotten what you said about good cultivation?"

Xiao Yuqian is in a good mood at the moment, he has forgotten everything about cultivation or not, and if he doesn't have a card spirit to remind him, he may forget that cultivation has something to do with his life.

"Immortal cultivators have their own set of ranks, such as the first order or something. In fact, the Dana who created me also moved directly according to the cultivator's system, and divided the magic cultivators into levels. In the words of your time, even if you have my help now, you are only at the beginning level, and if you want to improve, you must obtain spiritual power through performance, which is different from the vitality between heaven and earth that immortal cultivators need. Your previous performance has accumulated a lot of spiritual power, and I will teach you to break through the intermediate level. ”

Xiao Yuqian sat on the bed, according to the guidance of the card spirit, the aura was guided from the dantian to the whole body, the aura was purified several times in the circulation, and then rushed directly to the meridians in the body.

Beginner to magic intermediate level, breakthrough success!

Xiao Yuqian only felt refreshed, and before he could speak, the card spirit reminded:

"Don't be flustered just because you reach the intermediate level, the entry intermediate level is actually very weak, and there are many restrictions on the magic conditions. Now you can't be seen by anyone, including cameras, the origin and destination, when the teleportation magic is activated. And the distance can only be within fifty meters. ”

Xiao Yuqian nodded knowingly, and in the next second, he teleported to a deserted alley outside as if he had forgotten the words of the card spirit, and remembered that his sister had said that there was no beef at home, so he walked towards the department store.

Then, he heard an explosion.

Just like the failure of his first performance, the screams and screams mingled. The police were not slow, and soon a police car surrounded a bank.

After careful observation, Xiao Yuqian frowned, not because he hated this crime, but because he happened to know the policewoman who commanded behind the police car - his high school classmate, Zhou Xiaoyao. I heard that she was admitted to the police academy after graduating from high school, but I didn't expect it to happen.

In such a tense situation, normal people will not take the initiative to approach the danger, but unfortunately Xiao Yuqian is not a "normal person" at all, swaggering over, crossing the cordon when no one is paying attention, and leaning on the police car in a chic manner,

"Zhou Da beauty, what's going on? Can you talk to me at the same table?"

Zhou Xiaoyao first turned her head in surprise, subconsciously raised her gun, and only put her hand down after seeing that it was an acquaintance she hadn't seen for many years, and replied angrily,

"There was a gang of criminals who had been wanted who attacked the bank at gunpoint and now locked the hostages in the bank, and the robbers guarded the entrance and could not enter. We're trying to figure it out, I don't have time to talk to you, let's go, don't force me to call someone to arrest you!"

Xiao Yuqian was not in a hurry, and continued to say leisurely:

"Don't be in such a hurry to get me away, my good tablemate. What if I said, 'I have a way to get in?"

Zhou Xiaoyao looked at Xiao Yuqian like a madman,

"It's just you, our SWAT can't rush in, can you get in?"

Coincidentally, Xiao Yuqian had just finished his first cultivation and mastered the magic of short-distance teleportation, so it would be a pity not to try it.

"I'm a magician now, and I don't have to use brute force to break in. Just let me try it, anyway, if something happens to me, I promise you won't be responsible, just burn me some newspapers!"

Zhou Xiaoyao knows her high school tablemate too well, and he usually doesn't say anything he is not sure about, maybe his high school ghost idea can really help. Anyway, there is no other way, it is better to let him try, it is estimated that Xiao Yuqian will also grasp the proportions himself.

Zhou Xiaoyao gave Xiao Yuqian a communicator,

"Attention to the first and second teams, we have invited foreign aid to cover him near the bank!"

Xiao Yuqian stopped talking nonsense, and ran into a small alley next to him while the bank insiders were not paying attention, Zhou Xiaoyao was shocked, let you sneak into the bank, what are you doing in the alley? Just when Zhou Xiaoyao wanted to give up waiting, the communicator in his hand rang

"Report Zhou Beauty, I'm in. ”

"Are you sure you're in a bank?"

"The situation of the guards is as follows: two open posts at the main gate, one secret guard, three people on the roof, and two people guarding the hostages. There is also one in the bathroom. ”

Zhou Xiaoyao became more and more puzzled, the situation reported by Xiao Yuqian was completely consistent with what she knew, and even said that there was one more person in the bathroom, it seemed that he did go in, but there was not even a shadow of Xiao Yuqian at the bank door, how did he sneak in?

Xiao Yuqian was not in the mood to nag at the moment, the gun in the robber's hand was not able to deal with it with his current strength, so it was best not to be discovered. He slowly touched the place where the hostages were being held, and only then did he realize a problem - he couldn't get the hostages out, he couldn't unlock the lock!

Hearing the footsteps of the guards from far and near, Xiao Yuqian had no choice but to crouch down in a shadow, letting the wall just block him.

"I tell you, don't think about running, the key is here, if that group of policemen breaks in, Lao Tzu will surprise you first!"

The guard said, deliberately flicking the keychain in his hand, signaling that it was impossible for the hostages to escape, and then hanging the key around his waist.

Xiao Yuqian, who was in the dark, almost laughed out loud, it really took no effort to break through the iron shoes and find nowhere to find them. When the guard turned around, no one could see the set of keys except Xiao Yuqian, and the magic of taking things was activated instantly, and the keys had already reached Xiao Yuqian's hands.

After the guard walked away, Xiao Yuqian immediately took out the key to open the door, and made a silent gesture,

"Don't make a sound, or we're all going to be finished!"

The hostages could at least see that Xiao Yuqian was here to save them, and nodded obediently,

"Good. ”

Xiao Yuqian showed a satisfied smile, then turned around, and the smile immediately froze on his face - the guard who thought he was going away turned back at some point, and at this moment he had an incredible expression,

"Are you...... How did you open the door?" said that, the robber seemed to have reacted, and raised his gun towards Xiao Yuqian,

"Forget it, since you are so ignorant, remember to be reincarnated into a good family in the next life. ”

Xiao Yuqian said in his heart, although his body is fused with card spirits, and after strengthening his physique, he is much stronger than ordinary people, but after all, he still can't resist bullets.

When he was in danger, two pokers suddenly flew out of his pocket, one hit the gun in the robber's hand, and the barrel of the gun was cut off, and the gangster didn't have time to exclaim, and the other poker hit him directly in the temple, and the force was neither light nor heavy, just knocking him out.

"You kid, do you still need my help to do a good deed?"

There was a distinctly laughing voice in the voice of the card spirit.

Xiao Yuqian also relaxed, thanks to the card spirit's move, otherwise he would have become a sieve at this time.

"I was almost scared to death just now, thanks. ”

Xiao Yuqian took the hostages to the second floor of the bank and turned on the communicator.

"The hostages have been saved, you can let go and fight, Zhou Da Beauty. ”

"Are you sure? Can you take responsibility for what you say? It's not a joke!"

"The hostage is right next to me now, why am I kidding?"

Zhou Xiaoyao was silent for a moment, and then turned off the communicator. Then, a fierce gunfight sounded downstairs in the bank.

"Boss, the strip is in!"

"Damn, go to the hostages, don't leave anyone alive, let the strip know that this is the price of disobedience!"

"Boss, the hostages are gone!"

"What! can't ......"

Xiao Yuqian didn't hear the words clearly, because the sound of the armed police arresting them drowned out the voice.

Xiao Yuqian found Zhou Xiaoyao, turned around and was about to leave after handing over the hostage, but he didn't expect to be grabbed by Zhou Xiaoyao.

"Don't go, explain clearly, how did you get in? Why was the barrel of the guard's gun cut in half? Don't want to leave without explanation!"

Xiao Yuqian smiled bitterly, this is the arrogant tablemate in his high school, who can use his hands as much as possible not to speak, and is a well-known violent woman and female man in the school.

"Good tablemate, I'm a magician now, and magicians' secrets can't be told in public. ”

Zhou Xiaoyao nodded unwillingly, and then had another idea,

"You've done me so much, I'll invite you to a meal, and you can tell me when there aren't so many people, right?"

So after handing over to the team in charge of the post-case interrogation, the police and criminals present all watched blankly as the domineering policewoman just now ran away with the man who rescued the hostage.

Ten minutes later, Xiao Yuqian looked at the stinky tofu in front of him with a smile and a smile.

"Helped you, you invited me to eat this at the stall?"

"If you don't eat it, I won't invite it!"

As soon as Zhou Xiaoyao pouted, she was about to take the stinky tofu back.

"Wait a minute, I'll eat, can't I eat, really. ”

Saying that, Xiao Yuqian hurriedly snatched back the stinky tofu and solved it in a few bites.

Zhou Xiaoyao patiently waited for Xiao Yuqian to finish eating, and looked at him expectantly:

"Now, shouldn't you talk to me?"

The answer is......

Xiao Yuqian said and put his mouth close to Zhou Xiaoyao's ear, who turned his head sideways to listen.

The answer is...... I'll never tell you in my life. ”

By the time Zhou Xiaoyao reacted, Xiao Yuqian had already run ten meters away.

"Xiao Yuqian, you come back for me! I promise to beat you up and don't even know your own mother and sister!"

Like in high school, Zhou Xiaoyao, who was tricked, was chased by the wind at his feet.