Chapter 137: Cohabitation Agreement!
Cohabitation Agreement.
The five big black characters made Li Hao stunned, what kind of moth is this?
Feelings, this Miss Su has been inking upstairs for a long time, and she is tinkering with this thing in addition to taking a bath?
"Let's take a look at the treaty below. Su Xuewei slapped the signing pen on the coffee table with a cold face, "If there is no problem, sign it quickly." ”
Li Hao's head was full of black lines, and he sneered: "That...... Don't you sign it?"
"Okay, of course. ”
Su Xuewei sat down on the sofa and habitually cocked Erlang's legs, but as a result, she accidentally got involved in a wound somewhere, and suddenly gasped in pain: This animal is really ...... Don't you know how to write the four words "pity the fragrance and cherish the jade"? It's like a brute bull, which woman marries him is really eight lifetimes of blood mold!
After glancing at Li Hao fiercely, Su Xuewei continued: "If you don't sign it, it's okay, you pack your luggage and get out early tomorrow morning!"
"That's not going to work. Li Hao shook his head without thinking, if it was before, he could still think about it, but now he has had "negative distance contact" with Su Xuewei, how can he leave her alone?
"If you don't sign this agreement, and you don't want to leave...... Su Xuewei gritted her teeth, "That's forcing me to leave?"
As soon as he heard this, Li Hao's heart suddenly jumped in a panic, how crazy this little girl is, he has thoroughly understood it today, and he even did not hesitate to go to KTV to be a princess in order to make money and living expenses...... If this forces her to run away from home again, God knows where she will go?
This is the first woman in his life, and he can't let her go out and have any more adventures!
It's okay, just sign it, who let yourself just harm others?
picked up this "Cohabitation Agreement" with the scent of ink, Li Haozai looked at it carefully, but he almost didn't vomit blood on the spot after reading only two of them!
"First, from now on, Li Hao will become the tenant of this villa, the rent will be 100,000 yuan per month, and the water, electricity, and gas network fees will be calculated separately!
Well, the first one that came up directly subverted the relationship between primary and secondary, the original nanny Su Xuewei turned into a landlord charter wife, and the original "owner" Li Hao directly became a bitter "tenant......
What's even more exaggerated is that the rent is as high as 100,000 a month!
This Su Xuewei was reincarnated in Su Zhi's country, it was really a bit condescending, if she was born in troubled times, maybe she would pick up a machete and shout, she would be a robber female leader, and she would rob her house without blinking an eye!
"Article 2, as a tenant, Party B Li Hao must understand his identity, and must not exceed the rules to have any wrong thoughts about Party A's Su Xuewei, and must not use those messy and dirty means to force Party A to comply!
If Li Hao can barely accept the agreement of the first article, this one makes him jump a little - Lao Tzu wants to stay here now, isn't it just to completely conquer Su Xuewei? If he agrees to this agreement...... That Lao Tzu is still playing hairy!
100,000 a month's rent, it's more than enough to go out and rent a super sea view villa, still need to rely on it to suffer here?
But if you go this way...... Then I have to say goodbye to Su Xuewei completely, a stunning super stunner like Su Xuewei, God knows how many wild bees and butterflies are followed behind her ass? Before completely conquering her body and mind, you must not give those second generations of sassy bags a chance, although Su Xuewei is not the kind of casual woman...... Don't be afraid of 10,000, just in case!
"What, don't agree to this treaty?" Seeing Li Hao's tangled face, Su Xuewei felt a little nervous inexplicably, expecting Li Hao to refuse and hoping that Li Hao would sign a contract, even she couldn't figure out what kind of mentality she was.
"Agreed, I agree!" Li Hao gritted his teeth and raised his right hand, pointing to the sky and swearing: "I swear that from today onwards, I will never have evil thoughts about Su Xuewei again, let alone use any dirty methods against her, if this oath is violated, God knows that the earth will be destroyed!"
"It's pretty much the same, I hope you do what you say, don't be a bastard who breaks his word and gets fat!" Su Xuewei looked satisfied with her face, but a strange sour feeling welled up in her heart: He obviously did it, why...... Am I not happy at all?
What she didn't know was that Li Hao didn't plan to let her go at all in his heart - Lao Tzu only said that he wouldn't take the initiative to push you down, but he didn't say that he wouldn't let you push me back?
Wait, one day I will let you take the initiative to kneel on the ground and sing conquest, begging me to push you down and go to Wushan Yunyu again!
"Article 3, during the contract period, Party B must abide by the rules of civility, and is not allowed to walk around the room in underwear, and is not allowed to bring other women back for the night at will, and is not allowed to ......"
The back is basically full of trivial things the size of sesame mung beans, refined to all aspects of life, but it can be summed up in one sentence - here the old lady Su Xuewei has the final say, you Li Hao have to look at my Miss Su's eyes to live!
To put it bluntly, this is actually a deed of sale, as long as it is signed, Su Xuewei is a serf turned into a local owner, and Li Hao is directly going to become an angry male nanny......
If this had been changed before, Li Hao would never have signed such a shameful deed of sale anyway, but now......
Thinking of Su Xuewei's beautiful carcass like a mutton fat jade carving, Li Hao gritted his teeth and made up his heart: If you don't enter the tiger's den, how can you get the tiger?
One day, Lao Tzu will willingly let her wear a slave costume to serve me!
Sign!
Picking up the signature pen, Li Hao signed his name at the end of the agreement.
Su Xuewei nodded with satisfaction, picked up the agreement and prepared to leave, "I hope you keep in mind the content of this agreement, if you have a casual breach of contract, I can terminate your rental qualification at any time!"
After saying that, she turned around and walked away, looking at her limping and strange steps, Li Hao really hated it in his heart, little girl, you wait for me, I won't let you be proud for too long!
After returning to the second floor and taking a comfortable hot bath, Li Hao returned to his room and began to cultivate.
Originally, he didn't have much time, but now there is another task to conquer Su Daqianjin, and if he doesn't hurry up and cultivate, it will really be over.
He sat cross-legged for more than three hours, and when he was about to complete the eighth Great Zhou Tian and cross the threshold of the second Great Realm Innate Realm, his mobile phone suddenly rang.
"Damn, it's already early in the morning, why is there still someone calling?" Li Hao picked up his mobile phone in wonder and saw that it was Lin Youquan's number!
This old man is crazy, is there anything he can't talk about tomorrow?
Complaining is complaining, he still pressed the answer button, and Lin Youquan's excited voice immediately came from the other end of the microphone: "Senior brother, you haven't slept yet, right?
Li Hao suppressed his voice and frowned: "What's the matter, it's so urgent, what time is it, can't you talk about it tomorrow?"
"I'm fine, but I'm afraid you won't be able to help flying over after you know it. Lin Youquan laughed and said: "I won't play dumb riddles with you, I just want to tell you that Zhang Zhongxiao has come back from Yanjing, and he has also helped you find what you want." ”
"What?!" Li Hao was so shocked that he jumped up from the bed on the spot.
Immediately, he quickly covered his mouth, for fear of waking up Su Xuewei next door, after all, it was already early in the morning.
But his heartbeat was pounding and manic, as if it would pop out of his chest at any moment!
Old man Zhang came back so soon, and he brought what I wanted?
So that is to say...... He's already unlocked the secret of that gilded Nine Dragons Box?!
Thinking about this, Li Hao's heart was about to explode with excitement, where could he care about anything in the middle of the night, changed his clothes and shoes, jumped off the balcony directly, and rushed towards the Oncosella!
He couldn't wait to see what the treasure in the mysterious box was!
After he walked away, the window of Su Xuewei's room quietly moved open, revealing Su Xuewei's pretty face with gritted teeth.
"What are you doing jumping out of the window in the middle of the night, this damn bastard, is it going to be that vixen again? This bastard was on me just now...... Why isn't he going to die, bastard bastard!"