Chapter 360: I Heard You're Amazing
Xiao Ru did not have the slightest consciousness of becoming the target of Ling Feng's complaining and gathering fire, and after a burst of indiscriminate worship was regarded as an apology, she fled like a frightened rabbit, and the direction of escape happened to be Kim Jong-hoon's side.
Ling Feng's eyes lit up suddenly, he had long wanted to beat this guy who had to compete with himself and hurt himself to hang up!
In the past, there was no chance, and as soon as he died, he was passed to S.. D go listen to the two ministers balabala, let's fight in front of other gods and demons has a bad impact, but after choosing the path of guardian spirits, the two were directly tied to within three meters of their tombstones, although the two graves are quite close, but they can't reach the end of the world!
Now the opportunity has finally come! Only Xiaoru walks within three meters of Kim Jong-hoon's grave, and she can do it herself, new hatred and old hatred, let's break it off once and again!
It's close! It's close! Suffer death, iceberg monster!" Ling Feng roared angrily and pounced.
This pounce has been gaining momentum for a long time, and it is like thunder, Ling Feng punched out in mid-air, and saw Kim Jong-hoon's flat ice cube face getting farther and farther in front of him, farther and farther away......
Kim Jung-hoon, who was just about to dodge sideways, saw Xiao Ru turn sharply and run back on the ground, and the stupid guy in the air with teeth and claws was dragged away, dragged away!
After being dead for so many days, Kim Jung-hoon felt the fact that he had become a ghost so intuitively for the first time - Ling Feng, a big man who was a few centimeters taller than him, was actually dragged away by such a petite girl like a kite! This picture is so beautiful that I really can't look at it directly!
Ling Feng's feeling was even more real, he felt that he was a balloon tied to Xiao Ru's body, the rope was only three meters long, and he dragged it directly.
was dragged back to his grave all the way, and saw Xiaoru bow without saying a word, then grabbed the bouquet that he had forgotten there and fled to the direction of Kim Jong-hoon again.
Well, the opportunity came again, but this time Ling Feng really didn't have the urge to do it again, maybe it was the punch that missed just now to vent all the depression in his heart, maybe it was the sudden thought of this walk I don't know when I will see this hateful ice cube face again, anyway, he didn't do anything in the end, just waved his hand to say goodbye.
Kim Jung-hoon also let down his guard, although his expression remained unchanged, there was a hint of complexity in his eyes.
Then the two of them heard the familiar words again: "Dad, Xiaoru has come to see you!"
Ling Feng dared to swear, he had never seen such a complicated expression on Kim Jong-hoon's face, but unfortunately the time was too short, and he didn't have time to see it clearly, when he saw Kim Jong-hoon rushing straight towards him as if he was being pulled by something, and he didn't enter his body.
Can you imagine what it's like to be with the person you hate the most? It's the disgust of eating half a cockroach after eating, the horror of squirting blood from the masturbation, and the frustration of taking off your girlfriend's pants only to find that a thick aunt's towel is stuck to them!
Ling Feng felt worse than that now, because the one who was in harmony with him was a pure master!
"Brother Jin, Brother Jin, you are my own brother! Can you come out of my body?" Ling Feng didn't care about face, the feeling of having another man in his body was too terrifying for a 24K pure master, don't you believe you try?!
Kim Jung-hoon didn't reply, struggling to separate, but there seemed to be a powerful force that locked the souls of the two together, and even if he tried his best, he couldn't move a bit!
"Brother Jin, brother, wait a while, don't move yet!" If you want to say that the feeling is more terrifying than having another man in the body, of course, it is that the man is still meowing around, this kind of friction between the soul and the soul is more ecstatic than the grinding of the body, and Ling Feng is about to vomit.
Kim Jung-hoon didn't dare to move, he wanted to vomit more now than Ling Feng, because he was the one who moved!
Fortunately in misfortune, Kim Jong-hoon is a few centimeters shorter than Ling Feng, so the lips of the two are not at the same height, otherwise they can feel the taste of kissing when they say something, then don't live!
"I said, what's the situation? You have also become her guardian spirit, I can understand, even if you do, you shouldn't get together?" Ling Feng didn't move, only opened and closed his mouth to ask questions.
Kim Jung-hoon didn't speak, looking at Xiaoru's back as he cleaned his grave and didn't know what he was thinking.
Ling Feng was anxious: "When is this coming, don't be silent and be cool, say something!"
"I think the two of us have been deceived. Kim Jong-hoon didn't open his mouth, and as soon as he opened his mouth, Ling Feng was frightened.
"What were you deceived? Who were you deceived? Those two bastard ministers?" Ling Feng's mind was not slow, and he woke up when he asked.
Kim Jung-hoon sorted out his thoughts and began to explain his thoughts: "From the beginning, I felt that the conditions for you and me to become guardian spirits were too harsh and child's play, although I don't know what the situation of other guardian spirits is, but I remember that most of the legends about guardian spirits are related to family affection and kindness, and it is by no means a way to gamble on luck like strangers' worship." ”
"The current situation just proves my idea, if I guess correctly, this overlap should be a bug, because you and I became guardian spirits in a different way!"
"Assuming that under normal circumstances each person can only have one Patron, and she breaks the limit in an unusual way to obtain two, then these two Patrons ...... That is, you and I can only share the position of one guardian spirit, and with the particularity of the soul, it has become what it is now. ”
"Jin Tianyi is your relative, right?" Ling Feng smacked his lips with emotion, "You mean, the two of us are like picking up equipment bound and automatically equipped, or two pieces in the same position, and then this cute girl paper was lucky enough to pick us both up, so we were unfortunately squeezed into the same equipment slot, right?"
Kim Jong-hoon was silent for a long time, and then agreed in frustration: "Yes." ”
"What then?"
Kim Jong-hoon replied super neatly: "I don't know." ”
"...... iceberg, you did it on purpose, I don't know how to solve it, you analyze so much, it's useful."
The two unruly guys had to stay still, watching Xiao Ru busy with sadness, and then also broke out with a scream while wiping the tombstone.
"I don't think it's okay to go on like this! I can't even move, how can I still do the guardian spirit?" Ling Feng, who was motionless and was dragged away by Xiao Ru, felt that the future was not good.
Kim Jong-hoon, who was also dragged away, nodded in agreement.
"Damn, don't move your head, your lips touched my lips just now! It's disgusting! My first kiss was actually with you......
Both of them spat at the same time as their heads turned left and right, even though their soul states did not have that function.
"Okay, just keep it that way, so you don't have to worry about mouth-to-mouth. Ling Feng found that this posture was good, for a tuberculosis who would die if he didn't move his mouth, twisting his neck was nothing.
Kim Jong-hoon ignored him and turned his head back.
Well, even if people don't cooperate, the effect of turning their heads by themselves is the same.
Ling Feng maintained a posture like a broken cervical vertebrae, and continued to be dragged by Xiao Ru until he stopped in front of another somewhat familiar grave.
The two sighed in unison, and then listened to the familiar words for the third time: "Dad, Xiaoru has come to see you!"