At the beginning, everyone's interest in playing Fanke was to confess themselves.

"Playing mysterious, playing cool, in fact, I'm very gentle", "I'm not a soy sauce man, I'm an angry young man", "I'm TIM, not an ATM", "Love freedom, not masochism, love fun, don't like to play, love anger, not cynicism"......

At the end of the shout, what blurted out was "Love the capital, love my hometown even more", "Love to sleep until you wake up naturally, love to cook, and love to work hard", "I'm not a child, I'm different from you, I work overtime every day", "I don't need great achievements, and I don't need feelings piled up with money, I just hope that you and the world are reliable"......

Such an expression seems to be less unconventional, but it makes people who watch the excitement and find laughter have the urge to cry, it turns out that we are all vank, with common little troubles and small happiness.

But, as with everything online, once there are more people playing, it will be played badly. Slowly, spoofs became the mainstream of the van ke.

For example, a buddy with the surname Zuo wrote:

Love left-leaning, not right-turning

Love the light, not the twilight zone

Love the moon, not the transformed werewolf.

I am Zuo Mingyue, not Zuo Lengzen,

But our ideals are all the same.

We love Sunflower Treasures.

In the end, a netizen launched an online activity called "National Molestation 'Fanke', Looking for the Creative Emperor" on Compass.com, for a while, with "love...... , do not love...... Be...... No...... , I am ......" as the basic narrative mode of "van ke" spread, and netizens used unlimited imagination to "copycat" a collective carnival. The event attracted 12,128 netizens to participate and collected 3,134 versions.

The carnival of netizens is just a personal spoof. However, after that, someone started spoofing the star, which escalated the whole incident.

The first to be shot was Huang Xiaoming, who later married An Zhila baby, and laughed at his English again. Huang Xiaoming released a new book "Learning English with Huang Xiaoming" with great fanfare, but the English lyrics of "notatall" were exposed under his Chinese English pronunciation as "too troublesome".

I love English, I love to sing, I love to drink beer,

The deep V low-cut tank top which loves 15 pieces,

I love sweat and blood boots that can be paddled 5 cm high.

I'm not the master of the Divine Horse Sect,

I dropped the Mercedes key on the ground,

I'm Huang Xiaoming,

It's too old.

(Picture text: 15 yuan deep V low-cut undershirt)

Since then, spoof pictures have become the standard for Van Ke.

Then it was Guo Degang who was spoofed:

Love cross talk, love acting

Love the mansion, love Desser, love whomever you want

I especially love the old man's sweatshirt.

I'm Guo Degang

I'm very pleased to be the spokesperson for chicken washing.

This joke is mainly a mockery of how Guo Degang wore a Givenchy old man shirt when he attended a public event, and even collided with another person in the fashion industry, but how he looked like a "township entrepreneur".

There is another version:

Love quyi, love cross talk,

Love ridicule, love folk theater,

Love the sky-high price, and also love the flyover music of more than 20 yuan,

I'm not a master,

It's not a vulgarity, I'm Guo Degang,

I only represent the little people. I'm not mainstream,

I'm not famous.

And then there is Uncle Zhao Benshan.

Love to fool, love to chatter

Love 5 cents a bundle of Tieling green onions

I love cross talk, I love acting, and I especially like the old man's shirt for 15 yuan

(Pictured, Uncle Zhao Benshan's cap old man's shirt)

In the end, more than 1,000 celebrities such as Huang Xiaoming were either spoofed or sought after.

At the climax, even the characters such as Tang Seng, Ultraman, and Huluwa did not escape the "claws" of netizens, and the major masterpieces were also spoofed.

The modern saying of Tang Seng who learned scriptures from the West is "love to go abroad, love to investigate", the sharp-eyed Monkey King who loves to fight even "sells" the only golden hoop stick, Bai Suzhen, who is still calm with a white veil on his head, the iron-faced and selfless Lord Bao peddling the "dog head beheading" of Kaifeng Mansion, the "Little Swallow" who loves to make trouble is playing with a mobile phone, and Mama Rong, who appeared with a "torture instrument", frightened the gentle Xia Ziwei again.........

Classic dramas such as "Journey to the West", "The Legend of the New White Lady", "Bao Qingtian", and "Huanzhu Gege" have become van Ke after being spoofed by netizens.

In addition to TV dramas, domestic and foreign film works and characters are also one of the objects of "molestation". The frustrating phrase "I'm just a machine servant" in "Star Wars" is integrated with the text, and Avatar from the planet Pandora still can't miss the topic of "demolition", and the "half-blood prince" never washes his hair has become a topic of concern for everyone.

In this carnival of the whole people's mortal body, high-tech magic is actually only a "vanke".

Some companies have also begun to follow suit.

Sister mobile version:

Make music, do digital,

To make mobile phones, to do mobile Internet,

To be a brand, to be the No.1 of domestic mobile phones,

I'm not a giant,

Not anyone's cottage,

I'm a sister,

I only speak for myself. I'm different,

7. Sister friends (sister mobile phone fans) version

Love my sister, love life,

Love irrigation, love comprehensive discussion forum,

Love charm eight, but also love the MINI that has not yet been born,

I'm not a gunslinger,

It's not anyone's five cents,

I'm a sister,

I only speak for myself. I'm like you,

I'm a passerby

There is even a Chengguan version:

Love shopping, love sweeping,

Love the race, love the environment,

Love cups, love shoes......

Everyone screams when they see us,

We are honest and we want to subdue the world.

Not surprisingly, Hu Yiming's Sister Furong, Sister Feng, Sister Tianxian, Milk Tea Sister and other topical characters were also wiped out.

Sister Furong came to Hu Yiming with a poster and said, "Brother Hu, thanks to you, I have increased my popularity again." ”

Hu Yiming saw the following copy:

Love the postgraduate entrance examination, love Huaqing

I love the gaze, but also the shirt of 39 and the short skirt of 69

The lotus root has a beautiful face,

The lotus root has a fiery figure

Lotus is Furong's sister

Kneel down under the pomegranate skirt of the lotus root

Lotus root is your goddess, S-shaped

The accompanying picture uses a photo of Furong's sister without makeup.

Hu Yiming looked at it, laughed, and said: "It seems that this time it was very successful, and it didn't cost money, and someone took the initiative to promote you again." ”

Sister Furong said, "Okay, just add publicity benefits to me again." ”

For more than a month, the Van Ke body became popular on the Internet. Due to the vank shirt, the price is not high, and there are both men's and women's models. As a result, overnight, many of Van K's clothes were sold out.

The publicity director of Vank was happy to close his mouth, and was praised by his boss for his promotion and salary increase. When calling Hu Yile, Hu Yile teased: "Now, do you still think that these more than 100 words are expensive to sell you for 50,000 yuan?"

The publicity director of Vanke said: "Mr. Hu, at your level, not a word is too much." ”

Hu Yiming said lightly: "Then I only charge 50,000 yuan, you take advantage of it." Can you do me a favor?"