When he arrived at home, the excited look of the second elder and his extremely happy attitude made him unable to calm down after staying at home for a long time. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

The snow outside the window, the temperature of the rain, is the warmth of the boiler in the house.

This kind of boiler burns firewood inside, and the iron sheet on it can heat boiling water, and an iron pipe runs straight to the outside of the house to exhaust the combustion exhaust gas.

Dad happily used tongs to pick up the firewood that had been chopped years ago, and kept adding it to the boiler to make the heating in the house even hotter. My mother also excitedly poured tea and water, warmed the cold, and took out melon seeds, peanuts, candy, apples, sugar cane, watermelon seeds, etc.

In a small 2-storey building in the countryside, it is warm.

The mother asked Xiaoyan about the sugarcane in his hand, and Xiaoyan said that it was given by Sister Liu from the commissary.

Xiaoyan asked where his grandfather went, and his mother replied that Xiao Wang from the next village got married and went to drink happy wine...

Until lunchtime, the second elder chatted with Xiaoyan endlessly.

Inflammatory, take out the gift from the [Walk-in Item Card]. There are health care products, massage chairs, clothes, and LCD TVs.

The TV at home has been used for several years, and it is still the same big fat head as before, bulky, and the video screen is not clear.

"Oops, son... What are you spending so much money for?!"

Mom and Dad were amazed!!

Xiao Yan continued: "I still have to buy a house for you two elders~"

I took out a card with a pen.

"Here, there is 490,000 yuan I have accumulated, I plan to buy a house of more than 300,000 yuan in a small county, and the remaining 100,000 yuan will be used for fine decoration——"

“……”

“……”

The two elders were completely stunned, they all looked at the fairy with an expression, looking at the inflammation.

"Son, you, what you said is true?"

"Of course!

"Then you... It can't be a bank robbery, right?!"

“……”

The corners of his mouth twitched.

"Mom and Dad, what are you kidding? You and I are now promising! Not to mention that we can make a lot of money, we will definitely get ahead in the future." How can you rob a bank??"

"So, isn't it in vain that you have cultivated me and let me receive so many years of education?!"

Mom still didn't believe it.

"490,000, how many families in our small village can't earn so much money in a lifetime?"

"Mom, don't worry, my money is clean—"

Xiao Yan said, just stood up, waved his hands like that, and pretended to write: "You are a model now~ Yesterday, I just shot the MV with the big star [Li Yayi]~"

"What? and whom?"

Dad was also stunned!!

…

After that, anti-inflammatory explained for half a day.

Fortunately, the print ads he shot at least could be found on the Internet, otherwise, it really doesn't make sense.

"Son, why do you feel that the person in this photo doesn't look like you?"

"Ahem~"

Anti-inflammatory immediately a serious nonsense.

"Because I wear makeup~ Mom, haven't you heard of a saying that there are no ugly women in the world, only women who can't wear makeup? Actually, it's the same when I am a model, don't look like a sling now, but wait for me to put on makeup, put on handsome clothes, and stand on that camera... Knock knock knock ~ just pose a few times and take a few photos, it's all money~~"

When my mother saw where the inflammation was [scratching her head and making a pose], she still felt like a model.

"As a model, you can earn 490,000 yuan??"

"Son, you won't be acting on TV, be a star during the day and a escort at night~"

“……”

Anti-inflammatory was speechless on the spot.

"Hey, Mom, Dad, you can't think of me well~ Give your son a little confidence. ”

"Actually, your son and I are great~"

Seeing that my parents were all in disbelief, I had no choice but to show my hole cards again.

"Actually, I'm still an internet celebrity—"

Anti-inflammatory is said very deeply, a bit like Stephen Chow's sentence in "The King of Comedy": Actually, I am an actor~

"Internet celebrity?" Dad wondered, because his rural hometown didn't even have an internet connection.

The old mother said suspiciously: "Is it the same Internet celebrity as Sister Feng and Sister Furong on TV??"

"Ahem~"

Anti-inflammatory feeling is a kind of collapse, and I can't communicate with my parents.

He took out his phone again, opened the live broadcast software, and called up the video that was broadcast live before... Click play to show your parents.

"You look carefully, I'm talking about this kind of Internet celebrity~"

"Why is this a woman?!

"Ahem, I opened it wrong, it's me down here..." Fortunately, the picture of squeezing the European pie and twisting the ass has not been played yet, otherwise, what do parents think of themselves? ?

"Oh my God, so handsome??"

Mom didn't believe it. "Son, why are you so handsome, not like you!!"

"Mom, I told you... It's makeup, makeup!!"

"Son, what are the words floating on this video? Huh? It actually says that I want to give you a monkey, and there are cockroaches, rats, mosquitoes?... Why are there no living people??"

Anti-inflammatory end of the pack.

"These are just comments, talking and playing, but they are brought to the rhythm by the comments of the raw monkeys, so, there are all kinds of raw things in the back~"

Mom seemed to understand and didn't understand, 'oh~'.

Suddenly, something occurred to her.

"Son, why don't you paint some makeup and show your mother~"

"I haven't seen you for so long, your skin has indeed become smoother, but if you don't wear makeup, you make it as handsome as in the video, the old lady can't believe it~"

Dad looked indifferent, but the look at the bank card was not right, and he was probably suspicious.

Alas~

In order to let the second elder not worry too much.

Anti-inflammatory has to be loaded with a pen-

"Okay, I'll go [put on makeup], wait a minute, don't be too surprised-"

Saying that, anti-inflammatory is to go upstairs into his own room.

When I opened the door and looked at everything familiar inside, I had been away from home for so long, and there was no trace of dust inside, which showed that my mother had been cleaning my house all the time.

Closing the door, Xiao Yan squatted down and pulled out a black box under the bed.

Passcode: 110

When I opened it, I saw the little yellow books when I was a child, CDs, and love letters written in junior high school and high school... It's all in there, full of memories from the past.

Hey, there's still a letter here...

When I opened it, my face turned red.

, this turned out to be a little yellow text secretly written by me in the second year of junior high school, the name is called "Sister Liu's Nai Shui", I looked at it a little, the writing is naïve, a lot of typos, grammar is not clear, and even a lot of people who can't write are marked with pinyin...

Alas~

But it's so shy!!

It can be seen that at that time, I was already obsessed with the European faction of beautiful women.

Take a closer look, there is more than one letter in it, and there is also "The Chest Style of the Female Classmate at the Same Table"...

There is no doubt about the anti-inflammatory of adolescence.

Inspired by the proprietress Snow White Belt is the water European pie, at school, I observed the female classmates who had just developed the European pie...

In this tender little yellow article, it is written that I [inadvertently] saw the lesbian table bending over, and the seductive touch of seductive snow white European pie on the exposed chest~

Including girls brushing their teeth and washing their faces, especially girls washing clothes by the river, the anti-inflammatory in junior high school is described most carefully, because he also pretends to wash clothes.

After watching the whole process for more than ten minutes, the demeanor of the female classmate opposite when she bent over made the first anti-inflammatory in junior high school 'Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick' stone change for a day and a night...

"I'm really shameless~ I peeked at it, and I wrote it..."

However, if I hadn't seen it again now, I guess I would have forgotten it!!

Of course, because of Xiao Huangwen, on the side, there are two love letters that have not been sent, one is the lesbian table, and the other is the female classmate washing clothes by the river. They're all beautiful, and they're all big...

It's a pity that I was timid at that time, and I wrote love books for a long time, but I didn't have the courage to send them out.

What is rare is that anti-inflammatory has also received love letters...

Although it was only one, he didn't accept it because the female man who sent him the love letter was not good-looking, but this was the only love letter in the entire junior high school, and he kept it.

And, when I went to high school, I was in the city.

At that time, I also started to have mobile phones... There is little preservation of this traditional epistle. However, on a few pages of torn out English books, Xiao Yan still saw Xiao Huangwen in his high school, yes, it was his beautiful English teacher in high school YY, I remember that the English teacher at that time was a female ~ college student who had just graduated.

Pure and beautiful.,I like to show two little white legs in summer.,Especially Oupaida.,It's the object of anti-inflammatory high school often masturbation...

Just when Xiao Yan was looking at his own little secret, his mother's shout suddenly came from downstairs.

"Anti-inflammatory, aren't you okay? Your mom and I are already planning to make dinner... I just killed a chicken, I'm going to stew it in advance..."

"Okay Mom~"

Take out the [Body Shaping Card] directly, recharge 200 yuan, 100 yuan for an hour.

Then, change into a slightly conspicuous outfit.

This is not called pretending to be a pen, this is just proving to parents that the son of their second elder is now out of breath - has grown up -

…

Sure enough, as soon as the anti-inflammatory came out, my parents were stunned!

Here's what it looked like at the time:

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The anti-inflammatory is slightly embarrassed. "Mom and Dad, now, you've seen it too... I'll go up and remove my makeup~"

Don't want to!

The inflammation was immediately pulled by the mother.

"Unload it~ It's so handsome!!"

"Oops~ I really didn't expect it~ I really didn't expect it~ It turns out that my son is really a big model!!handsome!It's so handsome~"

"It's exactly the same as my mother's dream lover when she was young~"

The expression of the father on the side is like this→_→

“……”

Anti-inflammatory is speechless.

"Obedient, don't remove your makeup..."

"Let Mom, take a good look at it for a night-"

And at this time, the anti-inflammatory mobile phone suddenly rang.

It's a WeChat voice sent by Xu Tingting, and I'm thinking about whether to click on it...

I don't want to, my mother is fast, so I clicked on it immediately.

"Brother Anti-inflammatory, we're in our hometown~ I feel good to go back to my hometown, but I miss Brother Anti-inflammatory so much~"

"When, Brother Xiaoyan will take us back to your hometown to play??"

Then!

The air in the whole room ~ was quiet.

“……”

“……”

I only heard the firewood in the boiler, crackling and burning.

Ding Ding Ding ~

Another voice message came.

It turned out to be sent by Fang Yuanyuan...

I don't dare to open it in front of my parents anymore~

However, when she heard that a strange girl had just sent a voice message to her baby son, her mother immediately seemed to be a different person.

snatched his son's mobile phone, turned on Fang Yuanyuan's voice, and clicked play.

Fang Yuanyuan's voice came out cutely.

"Brother Xiaoyan, is it snowing over there? I just went back to my hometown, looking at the snowflakes, I miss you so much... I miss the feeling of you sleeping with me in my arms~"

“……”

“……”

This time the atmosphere in the house is no longer quiet!!

Rather, it's a honey-like ~embarrassment~

His parents looked at him with such (→_→) eyes at the same time, and his anti-inflammatory face was thick-skinned, but in front of his parents who gave birth to him and raised him, he also scratched the back of his head in embarrassment.

"Ahem, what, the two of them are just high school students... Playing around with me~"

Ding Ding Ding ~

Suddenly, the WeChat message rang again.

This time, it's directly another WeChat account.

When I saw that it was sent by the female anchor, I was shocked.

"Mom, you can't open this message~ Give me back your phone-"

The mother who can reduce inflammation is not an ordinary woman.

Thunderbolt opened, played.

It's the voice of the erotic female anchor Bai Suzhen, who feels the voice in her bones.

"Anti-inflammatory bacteria, it's almost the New Year, give benefits to anti-inflammatory bacteria, do you want to see my big white legs? or do you want to see me..."

Syllable~

The anti-inflammatory snatched the phone and quickly pressed pause.

“……”

“……”

At this moment, the house was quiet!very quiet!very quiet~

"This is a female anchor I met as an Internet celebrity... Although she looks a little profligate on the outside, in fact, she is a very conservative woman in her bones..."

Dad was silent.

Mom went straight into the back room...

As soon as Mom left, Dad just cast a [admiration] look at the anti-inflammatory...

"Son, you're better than Dad...", and gave a thumbs up to anti-inflammatory!!

I can't laugh at the anti-inflammatory!!

At this time, my mother came out~

She holds a few photos on her phone...

"Anti-inflammatory, you come and see... Do you still like these vulgar powders?!"

The old mother had a very lonely expression, and when she looked at it, she was stunned, because he actually saw from it that he came back to sit in the private van with a bucket of self-feeling waist girl...

"Son, this is the matchmaker that my mother has been looking for in the past few months, to help you talk about pro... Alas, I don't think I'll need it anymore~~"

"Just now, looking at the avatars of the 3 girls on your WeChat, they are much better than the goods that my mother is looking for~~"

After saying that, my mother went to the kitchen to cook and cook lonely.

Afterward!

Anti-inflammatory asked his father speechlessly. "How can my mother play WeChat??"

"It's not your cousin, I came back once a year ago, played with my phone, pressed it, and someone's voice ran out... Your mom was curious, so she asked your cousin how she played... I just want to learn to speak with you... Because I heard your cousin say, don't call this phone~"

However, you want traffic~

Anti-inflammatory!

"However, when I heard that I had to buy a smartphone to use... A smartphone is cheaper than hundreds, generally, thousands... Moreover, it is necessary to open the traffic ~ it will cost a lot of money every month!!"

"Your mother wanted to save money for you to marry a daughter-in-law, so she didn't buy it-"

Anti-inflammatory originally had the anger of his mother, after all, the mobile phone was his privacy.

But now, he is only mentally congested and moved...

…

At dinner in the evening, my mother couldn't help but ask.

Anti-inflammatory, just a brief talk about the situation of these 3 girls.

"Really, those 2 16-year-olds are too young... That female anchor, similar to you, is, listen to your tone, she is a rich second generation, do you like you?!"

Inflammation smiled.

"Mom, you don't have to worry - I'll tell you the truth, right?!"

"My real girlfriends, not the 3 of them... The three of them are my little lovers at most, and I only have one real girlfriend, and that is [Li Yayi]. ”

"Li Yayi?" Although she told her son that she had 3 little lovers, her mother was slightly disgusted, but after [makeup], her son was really handsome~

Such a handsome son, with a few lovers, is also forgivable...

"Are you talking about the hottest female star in Asia, who looks like a fairy in the sky - Li Yayi??" Dad also exclaimed.

"Son! Last time, you called, and you said such nonsense~ Why did you say this time again??"

Mom is a hundred unbelievers.

Xiao Yan smiled: "Don't worry, Dad!Mom!I will definitely let Li Yayi be your daughter-in-law~"

"I reduce inflammation and do what I say-"

…

That night, Xiao Yan lay in bed and communicated with the system about today's journey through another world.

However...

What he didn't know was!

Far away in the most prosperous metropolis in the country, a high-end villa, the beautiful and moving [Li Yaya] After reading some work materials, he was slightly tired.

In the bathroom of hundreds of square meters, hot water has already been placed.

But she didn't want to wash so much...

Suddenly!!

Her gaze noticed the ancient box she treasured in the corner chest...

She seemed to be involuntarily, walking with elegant steps, charming and charming with a figure that captivated the country and the city. Open the treasure chest and take out the mysterious box that looks like an ancient stone, but is an ancient wood.

"I thought I would endure it for ten days and half a month... After all, Di Xin, I can wait for him for more than 3,000 years..."

"I obviously feel that this box will be dangerous when opened..."

"But at this moment, I can't help it, I want to open it and see-"