Chapter 537 [Grandma Xiong's Fried Chestnuts with Sugar] (II) Two and three changes
Zhou Yi and Liu Fu are not particularly picky people, but they have been staying in a blessed place like Wangqi Courtyard for a long time, and they still have a little bit of requirements for the quality of life. The small inn in Dulongling and the 'mountain fleas' are the temporary economy that parasitizes here after the tourist route is opened, the mountain fleas have to consider their own safety, and the vehicles equipped are still good, Zhou Yi looked casually, and actually found a Toyota Overlord and a low-profile Land Rover. But this small inn is purely a temporary renovation of the residents next to the provincial road, the conditions are really not good, even the bed sheets are black, how can you spend this night? Or take advantage of the sun to set, find a car into the mountain.
"Hey, this brother, how should I calculate the car fee for a trip to Baitou Village?
Zhou Yi saw that the Toyota Overlord was relatively new, so he pulled the catkins and walked over, and accidentally saw a rickety figure standing in front of a Kyoto jeep on the side of the road, black and thin, with goosebumps, isn't it the old lady who 'snatched' the jade pixiu in Colorful Kuncheng?
The old lady was followed by a farm tricycle, which seemed to have been hired by her, and on which were placed a dozen snakeskin pockets, and I don't know what they contained, and the tires were half deflated, and it looked quite heavy. At this moment, she was bargaining with the mountain fleas next to the Kyoto jeep: "This big brother, it's only to Baitou Village, it's less than 200 kilometers, and you want to collect 1,500 yuan? Such a large sum of money is enough for our children there to go to high school, so let's have less, okay?"
"Two hundred kilometers?
The mountain flea is a Han person, young and not good at learning, with tattoos tattooed on his arms, and a yellow, orange and orange 'dog chain' tied around his neck. I have to come back with an empty car for 200 kilometers? That's 400 kilometers before and after, and you still bring so many goods, how much damage does the car have? This is a mountain road, don't you say it's a mountain road, it's just running a high-speed road in the mainland, taking a taxi and running 3 or 400 kilometers, and no one can do it? I'm the cheapest here, and it's 18,000 or 2,000 yuan!
Zhou Yi was angry when he heard it, there was no problem in bargaining, the last sentence of this product was too bullying. What's more, this guy's eyes are not honest, and he hugged the catkins one hundred and ten meters away, and suddenly took advantage of the buddy's head, what the hell!
"Brother Yi, I recognize that old man"
Liu Wu pulled Zhou Yi's sleeve, pointed at the old lady and shouted excitedly: "It's her, it's Grandma Xiong, Grandma Xiong, who sells sugar and fried chestnuts!"
"Are you okay, daughter-in-law, Grandma Xiong? I'll have a mustache when I turn around. Or Lu Xiaofeng with four eyebrows" Zhou Yi was happy when he heard it, what a mess this is.
"Who is kidding you, Grandma Xiong is also from Baitou Village, and she is a good chestnut. Over the years, she has donated a lot of money to Hope Primary School by selling chestnuts, and if it weren't for her, I'm afraid many children would have dropped out of school."
Liu Wu said angrily: "The photos sent by the children have her old man on them. Yesterday in Colorful Kuncheng, I thought she was so familiar, but I couldn't remember it for a while. If you see the sack on the tricycle, it must be the chestnut that Grandma has entered. ”
"Is that what going on? This old man is awe-inspiring. It's much better than some officials. Zhou Yi nodded.
"Yes, it's not easy for the old man, Brother Yi, let's call grandma together. Liu Wu had already rushed over and said excitedly: "Grandma Xiong"
"Oh, it's you, girl, how do you know my old woman?" Grandma Xiong looked back and smiled when she saw that it was catkins, but she wondered how this beautiful girl from a big city knew her name? Could it be that she had also traveled to Gongshan and eaten her own fried chestnuts with sugar?
"I saw you in the photos sent to me by the children of Baektu Village, and the children's letters also mentioned the kind Grandma Xiong. Grandma, we are also going to Baitou Village, you can take a car with us."
"It's still a young lady from the city. This young lady, my Chen Liuzi's driving skills are the best, take my car to ensure safety, why don't you go in one car, three people, twelve goods, I will give a discount, two thousand five hundred yuan?"
When the mountain flea saw that there was another business coming to the door, and there was a delicate beauty among the customers, her bones suddenly loosened, her eyes rolled around, and she had bad thoughts.
"Hehe, you're good enough in this business, you paid one thousand and five just now, and you dare to add one thousand if you add two people?"
Zhou Yi walked over with a smile: "Friend, that's not how money is earned, is it?"
"Big brother, look at what you say. You look like a big city to win people, do you care about these little money? Go to Baishi Village but take the mountain road, don't just look at the car, you also look at the people."
Chen Liuzi pointed to a few other cars: "Some of their cars are good, but when it comes to running this road, if you go to visit, who dares to say that you are older than me? That's good, I have a fate with your eldest brother, two thousand yuan let's go on the road, it's not early, if you hesitate, you have to stay in the mountains, that taste is not pleasant?"
Zhou Yi glanced at the other cars, and saw that those mountain fleas didn't react, so he knew that these people were all in a group, and then looked at Chen Liuzi, and said with a smile: "Okay, I think you're also very happy, two thousand is two thousand, buddy doesn't care." ”
"That's right, brother, you're happy, you look like a rich man, then please get in the car, old man, I'll help you carry the goods, I'm Chen Liuzi is famous for being at home, first-class service."
Not to mention, this mountain flea is really diligent.
"Brother Yi" Liu Fu looked at this guy and always felt a little uneasy.
"It's okay, this guy is like a kind person, I don't have to worry about his car. Zhou Yi smiled even brighter, like a little sheep.
"That's, sisters, don't worry, hehe"
Chen Liuzi finished cleaning up Grandma Xiong's chestnuts, jumped on the car door, rolled down the window and nodded at the mountain fleas next to several other cars, with a sly smile on his face
The mountain roads are rugged and difficult to navigate. The car was bumpy and bumpy, I don't know how many hills I had bypassed, the sun gradually dimmed, it was only five o'clock, and the depths of the dense forest were already like night, and outside the range of the headlights, it was dark and steep.
"Look, buddy, I'm not bragging, just like that, the driving skills are a little worse. The car stalled, and I went to see what was going on. ”
Chen Liuzi jumped out of the car, opened the hood and tinkered, and didn't see him speak for a long time.
"Brother Yi, the car won't really break down, right?" Liu Wu was a little worried.
"Break down, I think someone's head has broken down, don't you say that you don't have a chance to show your skills after practicing kung fu in vain, and now the opportunity has come." ”
Zhou Yi's ears fluttered slightly, and the sound from more than ten kilometers away was all clear to his ears, and there were at least two cars driving towards him behind him. Could it be that there are guests entering the mountain again, so coincidentally?
The light from the flashlight occasionally swept over Chen Liuzi's face, and a hideous look between his eyebrows and eyes caught his eyes, which was sure to be right. This guy really had delusions, but unfortunately he found the wrong object, Zhou Yi sneered.
The roar of the car's engine came from far and near, and it was the Land Rover and Toyota Overlord that I had seen earlier. Two loud brakes sounded, and the two cars stopped behind the Kyoto Jeep, and four or five men jumped out of the cars. He walked over with a smirk, but everyone had something more in their hands, either a wrench or a crowbar.
"You guys really feel at home, as soon as the car broke down here, you rushed over quickly? How embarrassing is this, hehe" Opening the car window, Zhou Yi poked out half of his face, a look of gratitude, completely a young man who didn't know anything when he first entered the rivers and lakes.
"What a chick, fat sheep, hahaha!"
Chen Liuzi closed the hood and made a loud noise, pulled out a Tibetan knife out of nowhere, shook it into the car with a flashlight in one hand, and brandished the Tibetan knife in the other, with a hideous and smug face: "The kid doesn't want to think about it, it's almost night, how can there be a fool who runs to the mountain pass to wait for the guests? And that old man, I see that you are also like a mountain man, why are you so ignorant? Tsk, this is no wonder you're gentlemen, it's not easy for everyone to live, if a fat sheep hits you, can you not kill it? The God of Wealth will abandon us."
"Liuzi, don't talk nonsense, you have driven away those mountain fleas, these half months are all poor guests, if you don't change your taste, you will really fucking suffocate to death. This time, it's a few brothers copied it, not to mention a rich boy, but also a soft girl, damn it, go back to Lao Tzu first, a few brothers on the wheel, wait for the happy enough, let's go directly to Myanmar, bring some goods back is a windfall! The boy and the big girl get off the car quickly, and honestly hand over the money, if you have a card, you can transfer money wirelessly here! Lao Bangzi, do you break it yourself or let our brothers do it? Next to it is the cliff, jump down a hundred, how good is this?"
A scarface laughed wildly, knocking on the glass window with a crowbar, and his mouth was not clean.
"Grandma, don't be afraid" Liu Wu comforted Grandma Xiong, who was trembling, and Xiao Nizi was quite humorous: "They don't want chestnuts." ”
"Girl, leave us alone, run, these are not good people. ”
It can be seen that he is not a good person, where can he run, six big men surrounded the Kyoto jeep on all sides, the car key had already been pulled away by Chen Liuzi, a group of killing embryos looked up to the sky and laughed wildly, in this big mountain, the sky should not be called the earth, I am not afraid that these two women and one man can turn the sky, just that little white face, there is no combat effectiveness at all.
The little white-faced Zhou Yi finally did what a man should do, trembling and getting out of the car, holding his wallet and discussing with these old men: "Everyone, there is a way to steal, leave money and don't leave your life, right? Cash and bank cards are given to you, provide passwords for free, you raise your hands and let us go, absolutely do not call the police, and the Chinese people will not hurt the Chinese people" is obviously unscrupulous, looking stupid.
Zhou Yi is cheating on his father, it's really cool to occasionally pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, no wonder those who write books love this kind of bridge the most, it's so interesting to consume these car bandits road rage, and at the same time, he is also testing the bottom line of these people, deciding whether to hurt or kill for a while, these bastards made him murderous, but he didn't want to waste people's lives.
"Dude, do you think you live in the Sui Dynasty?
Chen Liuzi laughed wildly: "It's a pity, we want money and death, then the old Bangzi won't talk about it, there is no money and no appearance, just kill it cleanly; So you just accept your fate, at most, it depends on your cooperation, and you will be left with a full living body, just this beauty is different, if the kung fu is good enough, and we can serve our brothers comfortably, it's not that you can't spare your life, what a beautiful woman, what a pity to kill that once you use it, do you say right, boss?" he said and looked at Scarface's face with pleading eyes, he felt that he was really a good person. We all know that we cherish the fragrance and cherish the jade.
"Sixth, don't think about it, you kid, after doing this vote, our brothers will have to run away, how can they stay alive, she is Diao Chan reborn, Xi Shi is alive, and she has to be buried when she turns back. Don't talk nonsense, if you talk nonsense, Lao Tzu will bury you together, and let you go to the underworld to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade. ”
"You" Grandma Xiong seemed to be overly frightened, and actually fainted.
Zhou Yi hugged the old man. smiled: "Su, these buddies will be handed over to you to entertain, can you handle it?" This old lady's pulse is steady and powerful, but it is not what a comatose person should have? Interesting, Grandma Xiong is definitely not a martial arts master, let alone a Buddhist master. is an ordinary old lady, but why would an ordinary old man be so calm in the face of the murderer, and he still knows how to deliberately fall into a coma. Are you so confident in yourself and catkins?
Zhou Yi didn't reveal it, took the old man to the Kyoto jeep and put it down, and opened the car door to ventilate her.
Chen Liuzi and the others felt very funny when they saw him busy. Chen Liuzi is the worst, hehe smiled: "Dude, it's okay, it's quite reasonable, and I know that this sister entertains a few of our brothers, it's a bit interesting." ”
"That's it, you've been calculating us for so long, how can you not entertain us well?" Zhou Yi smiled: "It's just that my female companion has a hot temper, I don't know if you can bear it?"
"Joke, Lao Tzu"
Before Chen Liuzi's words fell, he felt a gust of fragrant wind blowing in his face, and a black shadow in front of him quickly enlarged, and then he felt severe pain in his face, and his body was as light as a swallow, this kid was also a man of more than 160 pounds, and he was beaten by Liu Wu's punch and flew more than two meters high from the ground, fell on a stone with a thud, and fell unconscious on the spot.
"Ahh
Scarface is a gangster who has been wanted by the police all year round, all of them are old fritters who have been in the rivers and lakes for many years. But when it comes to this, if you don't work hard, you have to lose your life, a few embryos are also brave, shout, and rush up when they get up, all of them regard catkins as desperate targets, but no one pays attention to Zhou Yi's little white face.
Zhou Yi looked at these rammed goods with a smile, just in case, let Liu Wu let go and beat people. Marriage experts don't all say that people have a violent factor, and after marriage, it is often the time to break out, since this is the case, let the future daughter-in-law break out first, which will help beauty.
"Bang bang!" Liu Wu's talent is not as good as Chang Xianggu, but he can't stand Zhou Yi's partiality, so he will cut her hair and wash the marrow if he has nothing to do; not to mention that he often communicates with Zhou Yi, a master at the mixed yuan level, and communicates yin and yang, which is more unique than the 'cultivator' who knocks medicine every day, although he has not practiced martial arts for a long time, he has been faintly the top person in Mingjin.
At her level, even if she is not experienced enough in combat, she can still fight as much as she wants to deal with a few ordinary people, seeing the other party punch and kick, it is like a slow-motion replay, and there are flaws everywhere. She is as gentle as a kitten in front of Zhou Yi, but she is also a ruthless person who can hire a killer to avenge her relatives, thinking of Chen Liuzi's rude teasing of herself, where will she keep her hands, and her fists are flying for a while, but it hurts these few bandits who don't open their eyes.
Scarface and his accomplices were directly stunned, they had seen a spicy and fierce woman, but they had never seen such a female tyrannosaurus with a pink and crispy drop as beautiful as a fairy, the small fists were very beautiful, and the jade legs were slender enough, it was quite good to appreciate lewdness, but it was really hit on the body, it was called a pain into the bone marrow, and it was not a few hits, but the eyes were also spent, and the sky was full of stars.
There was a thud and a chaotic sound, and all five big men went to embrace the earth, all of them were in a highly comatose and had a tendency to become vegetative.
It's really not fun, Liu Fu pouted, and the man, so I can't help fighting.
"Hehe, it's quite heavy, these goods are even immortal and half-disabled" Zhou Yi gasped and looked down at his crotch. It's really a person who can't be good-looking, this delicate pillow person doesn't make a move, and he will greet him to death as soon as he makes a move, just these five fierce embryos, but there are two halves of that words, and he can directly enter the palace in the second half of his life, but he can't find the emperor to serve.
"Whoever let them be so bad, take advantage of me. Liu Fu snorted, and wanted to go over and kick a few more times, but he was afraid of destroying his gentle image in Zhou Yi's mind, so he had to give up: "Brother Yi, how to deal with these people?"
"What to do"
When he was angry, Zhou Yi really thought about directly cutting off the lives of these bastards, so as not to stay and harm others, and seeing that they had all become eunuchs at this moment, he felt that it was better for them to live than to die, and he was too lazy to contaminate human life; (To be continued.) For mobile phone users, please go to read. )
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