“…… I'll go first, goodbye you, oh no, goodbye, goodbye!" When the young man's figure and his voice disappeared outside the door, the already deserted shop suddenly fell silent.

The man sipped the fragrant cup of fruit tea in his hand, and his heart was complicated.

And when he looked back and saw the boss's smiling face, the man felt that he was in a worse mood today.

"Don't be afraid," the boss's gentle voice came into his ears, "failure is the mother of success." ”

"I'll go to the boss, if you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person!" the man said depressedly.

"There's nothing wrong with being dumb – at least you don't have to spend time trying to figure out how to talk to people. ”

"I'm going to have a social disability...... I kind of know why your teahouse is so deserted, boss. ”

"This isn't a teahouse either—it's a hobby. ”

"Uh...... It's good if you're happy. The man put down the teacup in his hand, "But I'm a big loss today." ”

"Rest assured, it's not as bad as you think. The owner of the shop was still smiling, his voice was gentle, and his slender eyebrows and eyes narrowed slightly.

"Oh?!" the man suddenly came to his senses—his eyes flashed with excitement to the point of a strange light......

"You see, counting this boy today, you have failed seventeen times this month. ”

"Yes, although these seventeen were harvested only this month, I have been preparing for this for months...... When I go to the boss, are you deliberately revealing my scars?"

"No, I think you should look at the problem from a different angle: it's only the fifth today, which means that you missed seventeen times in five days. The boss put down the porcelain cup he was wiping in his hand and smiled gently, "After such a high-density blow, I think you should be used to it!"

“…… Don't think I won't resist if I can't beat you!"

"Then I wish you all the best next time. ”

", sure enough, squinting eyes and smiling face paralysis are monsters, and the second yuan didn't lie to me. The man's mood dropped to the extreme, but, looking at the smiling face of the boss, the man felt that it was still difficult for him to get angry at such a face.

Alas-

The man sighed inwardly.

She looks like a woman and a good woman...... It's no wonder that even Tai Shi Gong used Confucius's "Judging people by their appearance, losing their sons" in "Historical Records: The Biography of Zhongni's Disciples" to criticize himself after seeing this face.

"Boss," the man was a little helpless, "why don't you say you're a woman?"

Jingle Bell Bell Bell ......

The crisp wind chimes rang at the door, and a young figure appeared at the door.

When the man saw the young man, his face showed a honey-like expression like constipation.

"You're not going to heaven again?" When the man had already walked to the door and passed by the young man who had just entered, he finally turned his head uncontrollably and spat at the boss.

"Thank you for your patronage, the total consumption is 372 yuan, thank you. ”

"!!"

……

Asgard.

As it turns out, it's always right to be cautious.

Although Asgard is now in ruins, that doesn't mean that there is no danger left open for people to come and go.

There are obviously guards behind the three gates, and these murderous guards are not as simple as fulfilling the friendship of the landlord when facing outsiders.

But Li Juntian seemed very relaxed. Because Sun Wukong now looks more relaxed than her.

In fact, Li Juntian didn't even see clearly what these guards behind the door were.

She only knew that when she followed Sun Wukong into the iron gate with her front and back feet, she vaguely saw the figures surging inside the door, black and pressing, and Sun Wukong, who was standing in front of her, suddenly snorted.

And then there was no then.

"I said monkey, are you a hanger?"

"Hey, I said Lao Bai, you're not righteous, although I cleared the line, but anyway, I also acted as a tank to pull hatred and suck damage in front, you crispy, don't hurry up and give me a few buffs to stroke the whole way, even if you blame me for grabbing experience?"

“…… I don't know why, when I hear you say this, I always feel the urge to use thunder to lighten you. ”

"I'm going to Lao Bai, when did you open the Internet Ring Center?"

After experiencing a ten-thousandth of a moment of brain blankness, Li Juntian reached out and rubbed his temples: "Although you have been called for many years, I always feel that you should change your name?"

"Huh?" Sun Wukong's golden fire pupils were stunned, and even the burning flames in his eyes staggered with a flick of a ten-millionth.

"To tell the truth, this is really not bad for me, who made you have to become an old man when you came to Huaguo Mountain to recruit An, I didn't have sharp eyes at that time. Mentioning this, Sun Wukong's Zhengtai's face was full of grief and indignation, "Don't you know, when I jumped out of Lao Jun's Dan furnace and saw your true body, how shocked I was?

"Uh...... In fact, this can't be blamed on me, you know, it's incomprehensible that the old men of Heavenly Court are stubborn and stubborn, in fact, to this day, they all think that I, the Taibai Xingjun, is not only the god of war in charge of war, but also the foreign minister of Heavenly Court, if I go out to other realms and foreign races with my true face, it is tantamount to showing weakness to the enemy and damaging the vast heavenly power of Heavenly Court...... Really, there were people who used to ridicule me as the peace policy of the human monarch, and I really had to 'hehe'. ”

Therefore, feudal superstition is unacceptable. Sun Wukong said righteously.

“…… Where did you come from to say such things, hey!"

"Hey, what will happen to the three eyes, is it as easy as me?"

"You listen carefully to people, hey!!"

In fact, after entering the wooden door, Yang Jian was indeed very relaxed. It can even be said that Yang Jian is even easier than Sun Wukong - he didn't do it at all.

"Now it's your stage!" Yang Jian said his first sentence since entering the wooden door after seeing the endless magic puppet in front of him.

“Why?!!!” Qin Yingwu immediately weakened his legs after hearing this, and almost did something on the spot that insulted the identity of the immortal family.

"Please start your show. Yang Jian continued, like a star mentor who guides the dreamers on the road to their dreams.

“…… Master, "Looking at the endless flow of people getting closer and closer to him, Qin Yingwu began to laugh more ugly than crying, "Can I swear?"

"Of course not. Yang Jian said solemnly, "It will be harmonious." ”