Volume 1 Chapter 1050 The outcome of the war doesn't matter
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"That's right!" Hang Hanyu nodded, then ran back to Yun Zhan's side, took Yun Zhan's hand, and said, "Let's go, let's take a bath together." ”
"Uh...... This is not good!" Yun Zhan did not refuse to take a bath, after all, he also had a stinky smell on his body, which also made him uncomfortable, but taking a bath with Hang Hanyu would be troublesome, and something would happen.
"Huh...... Why are you scared?" asked Hang Hanyu with a wink.
"Don't provoke me, I tell you, I'm a righteous man, it's useless for you to provoke me. Yun Zhan said seriously.
"Cut...... If you are a righteous gentleman, then there will be no righteous gentleman in this world. Hang Hanyu raised his middle finger without any image.
"I am, and I know you're not a casual woman. ”
"Huh...... Maybe I'm not a casual woman, but today I'm ready to be casual with you. Hang Hanyu looked at Yun Zhan and said jokingly.
"Uh...... You can't do that! That's not what a good woman should do. Yun Zhan said depressedly.
"How am I? I'm not a good woman to you?" asked Hang Hanyu with a wink.
"Uh......" Yun Zhan didn't know how to answer.
"I tell you, even if I treat you casually, I am also a good woman, firstly, I am only casual to you as a man, and secondly, I am worthy of my casual treatment of you just by saying some good luck to you6. ”
"What did I just say?" asked Yun Zhan, puzzled.
Hang Hanyu said firmly: "The words you are going to do for my comrades-in-arms, if you can say such words, you are worthy of my Hang Hanyu's respect, worthy of my Hang Hanyu's admiration, and even more worthy of my Hang Hanyu's everything, even if it is the body." ”
"Uh......" Yun Zhan was depressed, he would have known that he wouldn't have said those words, even if he wanted to do something for Hang Hanyu's sacrificed comrades, he hid it in his heart and did it quietly, so that Hang Hanyu didn't know, and the heart that loved him would not be more righteous than it is now.
At least, the previous Hang Hanyu was still somewhat reserved, and now this last reserve is gone, Yun Zhan can imagine that with the development of these things he did for Hang Hanyu's comrades, Hang Hanyu's attacks on him will also be wave after wave.
Yun Zhan is not afraid of the enemy's attack, but he is afraid of the woman's attack, this gentle attack is not something he can withstand!
"Alas...... Lao Tzu just wants to do something for those unsung heroes, how can he provoke a tender attack?" Yun Zhan thought bitterly, the tender attack is a murderous person without blinking, what should he do?
To be honest, since he was a child, under the training of his aunt and those old men, Yun Zhan has learned a lot of things, however, he has never learned to reject women.
Therefore, under the pull of Hang Hanyu, Yun Zhan, who originally wanted to refuse the woman's proposal, took a step forward, and really went to the middle-aged pumper's home with Hang Hanyu.
The middle-aged pumper pointed to the bathroom at home and said, "There is only one bathroom, which of you washes it first decides!"
The middle-aged pumper's family is not wealthy, so the bathroom is not big, only about one square meter, and it is slightly crowded for one person to go in and take a bath, let alone two people.
However, after Hang Hanyu glanced at the bathroom, he said to the middle-aged pumper a little shyly: "You shouldn't mind two people washing in your house together?"
Hang Hanyu secretly glanced at Yun Zhan as she spoke, obviously, what she meant by this was naturally not to take a bath with the middle-aged pumper, but to be with Yun Zhan.
Although the bathroom is small, it is still possible to squeeze in two people, and it will definitely be tightly together, this is exactly the environment that Hang Hanyu needs, so she asked.
Of course, there is another reason for asking this, that is, she is worried that the middle-aged pumper couple will mind, after all, this is someone's home, if she and Yun Zhan do something dirty in someone's home, according to Huaxia customs, this will make the owner taboo.
"Westerners should be more open, don't you mind?" Hang Hanyu muttered in her heart again, as if she was still a little worried that the master would refuse to mind such a thing, it seemed that she really wanted to play in the water with Yun Zhan Mandarin Ducks!
Regarding Hang Hanyu's question, the middle-aged pumper couple also looked at each other, although it was said that the atmosphere in the West was open, but they made such a request directly, so that they didn't know how to answer, after all, if such a thing was said in person, even if they agreed, it would be a little embarrassing.
Yun Zhan on the side rolled his eyes, and said angrily: "Are you still reserved as a woman!"
"Hmph...... In front of you bastard, hold a hair!" Hang Hanyu also rolled her eyes, this bastard was indifferent to her confession, if she was reserved in front of him again, she had no doubt that they would drift apart, that was not the result she wanted, if there was an opportunity to cook raw rice into rice, she naturally couldn't miss it.
Well...... Even if she doesn't have a chance, she has to find a way to create it.
"Uh......" Under the attack of the powerful Hang Hanyu, Yun Zhan felt that he was a little short of words, and he didn't know what to say.
Fighting, no, scolding, it has no effect, Yun Zhan knows very well that this woman has made up her mind, even if she beats or scolds, it is absolutely impossible to make this woman retreat, she is also the best agent trained by Huaxia, her heart is as solid as a rock, when fighting the enemy, she will not retreat, when pursuing a man, she will not retreat either, in the face of such an opponent, Yun Zhan is almost helpless, he feels that he is gradually falling behind in this battle between men and women, perhaps, he has never had the upper hand.
"What's the matter, are you scared?" Hang Hanyu glanced at Yun Zhan, who was groaning, and asked playfully.
Afraid, afraid?
Yun Zhan smiled bitterly, to be honest, in the face of the powerful Hang Hanyu, he was really scared, he felt that his previous decision was beginning to waver, if this woman continued to be tempted one after another, he had no doubt that he would eventually disarm and surrender.
If he confessed to Hang Hanyu, then when he faced the dragon god in the future, would he retaliate or not?
Alas...... It's hard to be a man, and it's even harder to be a man who is pursued by women.
Oh my God, why are you arranging so many battles?
Even if you arrange one battle after another in this world, don't arrange a battle between men and women.
Yes, the retreating cloud war now seems to have a grudge against the innocent God.
Is he going to throw in the towel to God?
No...... This is absolutely impossible, he can lose to God, he can fall into Hang Hanyu's tender trap, but he must not allow himself to fall without the power to resist, even if he dies, he has to do a death struggle.
And now, even if he knows that Hang Hanyu is using words to provoke himself, he feels that he must have the courage to face challenges.
Isn't it just sharing a bathroom and taking a bath together?
It's not a big deal, he feels that he can hold on to himself, even in the face of the tender offensive, he feels that he is still invincible.
He also felt that since Hang Hanyu had created an opportunity by himself, why wasn't this opportunity an opportunity for him?
Yes, this is an opportunity, a chance for him to turn things around.
He felt that if in the process of sharing a bath and taking a bath, as long as he controlled himself and didn't have any stories to tell with Hang Hanyu, even if the two of them shared a bath and bathed together, but the result was safe, then such a result would obviously be a big blow to Hang Hanyu.
Well...... This would have dealt a blow to her extreme arrogance, and such a result would have turned the tide of his war between men and women.
In order to take the initiative in this war, Yun Zhan made a decision in an instant, he was going to fight.
With a decision, Yun Zhan looked at Hang Hanyu and said firmly: "I'm not afraid!"
Hang Hanyu raised her eyebrows, blinked her eyes and asked, "Are you really not afraid?"
Yun Zhan waved his fist and said without hesitation: "I am a man, so no matter what kind of war I face, I should not retreat, let alone retreat in front of the enemy. ”
"Am I an enemy?" asked Hang Hanyu playfully.
"Yes, I must win a war with you!" Yun Zhan said without hesitation.
"Win the war with you?" Hang Hanyu chuckled, then looked at Yun Zhan, blinked his eyes, and said, "How can you win?
"Uh......" Yun Zhan was speechless again, this woman is clearly a bully.
Yes, for most men, or a normal man, just holding a woman under him means winning a battle between men and women.
However, the war between him and Hang Hanyu is not normal, the offense and defense of their war are completely reversed from the offense and defense of the normal battle between men and women.
To be honest, Yun Zhan wanted to refute it, but he couldn't find the words to refute it, if this war was abnormal, wouldn't it mean that he was also abnormal?
"Huh...... In fact, the outcome of this type of war is not important. Hang Hanyu said with a smile.
"What's important?" asked Yun Zhan, puzzled.
"I think the process is the most important thing. ”
"Process?" Yun Zhan was even more puzzled, what was the process of this battle between men and women.
"Huh...... I know what you were thinking just now, whether this war is normal or not, whether the result is normal men oppressing women, or abnormal women oppressing men, in fact, it doesn't matter, the important thing is that we have to enjoy the exciting process brought by this war, and enjoy the good life brought by this war, isn't it?"
"......" Yun Zhan was about to cry, listening to the meaning of this, it seemed that he would never have the possibility of winning, no matter what the result was, it was what Hang Hanyu wanted this woman, isn't this playing with him?
"Huh...... Okay, don't dwell on winning or losing, you just said that you won't back down, you won't just talk?"
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