061, you're dead!
"Ah!!What are you doing?!!" Ji Xiaoru was startled and struggled wildly in Pei Yuansheng's arms.
"Be honest!Don't mess around!!" Pei Yuansheng said in a vicious voice.
"What the hell are you going to do?" Ji Xiaoru is fierce on the surface, but she is still a woman.
"Take you to the hospital! If you dare to move again, I'll just throw you here!" Pei Yuansheng said with the last patience.
As soon as these words came out, Ji Xiaoru's whole person finally quieted down.
In the eyes of the people who like to see and gossip, Pei Yuansheng hugged Ji Xiaoru into the car.
"Satisfied, right?" Pei Yuansheng said angrily while driving.
"What do you mean I'm satisfied?" Ji Xiaoru wondered.
"Touching porcelain successfully, are you still not satisfied?" Pei Yuansheng said with a blank look at Ji Xiaoru.
"Touching porcelain?" Ji Xiaoru said speechlessly, "Are you sick?
"Who knows who touches porcelain," Pei Yuansheng snorted coldly and said, "What is there to pretend, and the skin is really thick enough." β
"Pei Yuansheng, do you want to have a face? I used to be a green light! When the red light stops, the green light stops, do you understand?" Ji Xiaoru was about to collapse. What kind of shit luck is she? I'll run into this scumbag when I come back!
"Oh, you were a green light in the past, what evidence do you have?" asked Pei Yuansheng.
"Evidence? You go with me to the traffic police brigade to adjust the surveillance, do you dare?" Ji Xiaoru said with a sneer.
"I don't have time to waste time with you. Pei Yuansheng said.
It's not that he doesn't dare, but he is still worried about Cheng Lie's request for himself, although judging from Tang Xiao's tone when he called Tang Xiao just now, she seems to be fine, but he still went over to confirm it in person.
just got into trouble with Ji Xiaoru again.
I can only blame myself for carrying it a little.
"Hmph, if you don't dare to go, you're a thief!" Ji Xiaoru said firmly.
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. Pei Yuansheng said speechlessly.
Seeing that Pei Yuansheng was dying, Ji Xiaoru took out her mobile phone from her bag and called Tang Xiao.
"Hey, Xiaoxiao, let me tell you, I was going to go over to see you, but I met a pervert + neuropathy on the way, knocked me and said that I touched porcelain, do you think he has a hole in his head?" Ji Xiaoru complained to Tang Xiao depressedly.
As soon as Tang Xiao heard that Ji Xiaoru had been hit, he immediately stood up and said, "Where are you, Xiaoru? β
"Don't, don't, you still have a fever, rest at home, smile, if I see that my leg injury is not serious, I will go to see you, I am fine, don't worry." Ji Xiaoru comforted Tang Xiao.
"Alright then, Xiaoru, if something happens to you, remember to contact me. By the way, that pervert didn't do anything to you, did he?" Tang Xiao asked worriedly.
"No," Ji Xiaoru glanced at Pei Yuansheng and said, "You've seen that pervert, it's the ...... in the cafΓ© last time."
"Huh?" Tang Xiao was stunned, "You don't mean Pei Yuansheng, right?
"Well, that's him. Ji Xiaoru said.
Tang Xiao felt that this was really a coincidence...... couldn't help but say: "You and Pei Yuansheng are really fateful." β
"Come on! This kind of pervert and narcissist, I don't want to meet it a second time in my life!"
Ji Xiaoru complained to Tang Xiao a lot, and finally hung up the phone.
After Ji Xiaoru hung up the phone, Pei Yuansheng, who was listening to the whole time, said disdainfully: "When I look at a single dog like you, no man wants it." β
Ji Xiaoru didn't expect this thing to provoke again, and said angrily: "Do I have a boyfriend who cares about your? What if a scumbag like you has slept with more women? There will never be a woman who really loves you!"
Pei Yuansheng heard this, and didn't move for a long time, just when Ji Xiaoru wondered if what he said was too serious and hurt Pei Yuansheng's heart, he heard him say in an extremely disdainful tone: "What is love?
Ji Xiaoru was stunned for a moment, and replied in a ghostly manner: "Love is a kind of thing that can make people happy and warm." β
"Come less. Pei Yuansheng snorted coldly and said, "Love has long been lost in this world. β
"I don't think so," Ji Xiaoru said, "I've never eaten pork and I've seen pigs run." β
Pei Yuansheng shook his head and said: "That's because what you see is superficial love, since it is a superficial and impure thing, how can it be called love?"
Ji Xiaoru didn't understand why this guy with a cheap mouth and a very bad personality suddenly became so serious, she wanted to taunt him a few more words, but just looking at his side face that suddenly became quiet, she didn't know why she couldn't say anything.
Maybe...... It's because this guy has a more deceptive face.
Ji Xiaoru was very reluctant to admit this, but she had to admit that Pei Yuansheng was really good-looking when he didn't speak.
If this product is a mute, it is estimated that it can be much more popular, and maybe it can attract more women to his motherhood.
When Ji Xiaoru thought about it, she couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"What are you laughing at. Pei Yuansheng asked with a blank look at Ji Xiaoru.
"I'm laughing at me, it's your. Ji Xiaoru said unceremoniously.
"Ji Xiaoruβyour name is Ji Xiaoru, right?" Pei Yuansheng asked.
"My sister's name is Ji Xiaoru, what's wrong?" Ji Xiaoru asked rhetorically.
"Ji Xiaoru, Ji Xiaoru," Pei Yuansheng glanced at her, sighed and said, "Judging from the countless experience of my son's reading women, your appearance is actually not bad, and you can barely rank in the middle and upper middle when you pack up, but do you know why you have been single?"
Ji Xiaoru was silent, and she wanted to beat Pei Yuansheng violently.
Why is there such a person in the world who owes so much? How did he survive until now instead of being beaten to death halfway?
"Your biggest problem is that you are not feminine, you see, which woman is the same as you? has a loud voice and a hot temper, men are scared away when they see a woman like you, who would dare to fall in love with you?" Pei Yuansheng said in a tone of hatred that iron is not steel.
"Whether I'm feminine or not, it's none of your business. Ji Xiaoru said unhappily.
"It's really none of my business. Pei Yuansheng shook his head and said, "It's all my fault for being too kind, tsk, I really can't get used to looking down on old virgins......
"Pei Yuansheng, you go eat!!" Ji Xiaoru couldn't bear it anymore, picked up the bag and smashed it on the top of Pei Yuansheng's head.
Pei Yuansheng's vision was blocked, he braked suddenly, and his head hit the steering wheel.
Ji Xiaoru was okay, because she was sitting in the passenger seat, except for a little bit of strimming, she was not affected by anything else.
Pei Yuansheng rubbed his forehead and raised his head, turning his face to look at Ji Xiaoru.
Ji Xiaoru subconsciously shrunk, feeling that Pei Yuansheng had a strong murderous aura in his eyes......
"Pei Yuansheng, what do you want to do?" Ji Xiaoru asked vigilantly.
"I didn't want to do anything. Pei Yuansheng stretched out an arm, "Wall Dong-" framed Ji Xiaoru in his arms.
Ji Xiaoru's back was leaning against the car door, with a frightened expression.
Pei Yuansheng got closer and closer, so close that Ji Xiaoru could clearly see Pei Yuansheng's skin with zero pores, as well as a small tear mole under the corner of his eye.
It is said that people with tear moles are very affectionate...... But doesn't this guy look like it?
It's obviously abusive and unkind......
Ji Xiaoru was sneering, and suddenly felt a big hand pressing on the top of her head.
Immediately afterwards, Pei Yuansheng used both hands together and rubbed it on the top of her head......
Ji Xiaoru's head was ravaged by Pei Yuansheng like a dough, and the whole person was dizzy, and when she came back to her senses, Pei Yuansheng had already burst into a burst of laughter next to her.
Ji Xiaoru leaned in the front mirror to look in the mirror, and was "pleasantly surprised" to find that her head had become a standard large bird's nest......
"Pei Yuansheng, you're dead. Ji Xiaoru said word by word and leaned towards Pei Yuansheng.
Pei Yuansheng had an indifferent expression: "Come, whatever you want, anyway, my hair is short~~"
"Really?" Ji Xiaoru said "hehe" twice, and suddenly shot out like lightning, inserting the fingers of both hands into Pei Yuansheng's armpits!
Pei Yuansheng was stunned - borrowing his ten brains, he couldn't have imagined that Ji Xiaoru, as an adult woman, would do this to a man!
In the next second, he experienced a kind of ecstasy itch......
Ji Xiaoru ...... Hahahahahaha......ha You're ...... Hahaha...... Stop it...... Hahahahaha......ha Hahahahahaha......ha
"Hmph, you want me to let you go?
"Hahahahaha...... I'm dying...... Hahahahaha......ha Hahahahaha......ha
"Hahaha, you can enjoy your sister's family heirloom Yang Finger!" Ji Xiaoru smiled proudly.
Pei Yuansheng's whole person was almost crazy because he was scratched by Ji Xiaoru, half of his body fell under the chair, and his face was red with laughter.
"Hahahahaha......ha Really, really, it doesn't work...... Hahahahaha...... You, you...... Hahahahaha......ha My heart ...... I can't stand it hahahahahaha......haha
"Less loaded with you...... You don't have a good heart, I think you're not good!" Ji Xiaoru said.
"Hahahahaha...... I kid you not...... You hahahaha...... Never let go...... Hahahahahahaha......ha I'll ...... later. Hahahahahaha......haha Hahahahaha......haha
Ji Xiaoru continuously cast the "One Yang Finger", making the invincible Pei Yuansheng soft to the ground, and originally planned to continue to make this thing suffer for a while, but gradually, he found that Pei Yuansheng was indeed a little wrong.
Ji Xiaoru stopped, bent down and looked at Pei Yuansheng, who was half on the ground and in a very embarrassed posture: "Hey, are you okay?"
Pei Yuansheng was lying there with his face sideways, his eyes half-closed, his eyes were a little white when he looked closely, one hand was covering his chest, and his heart seemed to fluctuate very much.
Ji Xiaoru was a little scared, and hurriedly slapped Pei Yuansheng's face: "Are you okay? You won't really ...... What's the terminal illness, right?"
Pei Yuansheng still maintained that posture motionless, Ji Xiaoru remembered the situation of a heart attack in the TV series, it seems that it would be dangerous for the heart to stop?
Ji Xiaoru tried to give Pei Yuansheng chest compressions, but Pei Yuansheng still didn't respond. Ji Xiaoru looked at Pei Yuansheng's slightly open pale lips, gritted her teeth and decided to give Pei Yuansheng artificial respiration......
Ji Xiaoru looked at Pei Yuansheng closely, and she didn't know why, but there was an indescribable feeling in her heart, she forced herself to calm down and slowly approached Pei Yuansheng's lips.
His lips were cold and soft, Ji Xiaoru took a deep breath, and then exhaled into Pei Yuansheng's mouth.
After doing this for a while, Ji Xiaoru was wondering why Pei Yuansheng still didn't react, and suddenly felt a pain in her lower lip, and when she looked again, it turned out that she was bitten by Pei Yuansheng.
Ji Xiaoru's eyes widened in astonishment.
Soon, Pei Yuansheng let go of her, licked his tongue on her lips, and then showed a sly smile in his eyes: "An old virgin who has no experience in love is easy to deceive." β
"......" Ji Xiaoru had mixed feelings in her heart.
Pei Yuansheng got up with his hands on the ground, sat back in the driver's seat, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Don't cry and lose your face, it's not good-looking." β
Ji Xiaoru stared at his side face and said slowly, "Were you real or fake just now?"
"What's true and what's fake?" Pei Yuansheng said with a casual smile.
"You said that your heart is bad, is it true or false?" Ji Xiaoru herself didn't know what was going on, and she was most concerned about this problem.
Ji Xiaoru, are you stupid, shouldn't you ask him why he kissed himself?
"Of course I lied to you. Pei Yuansheng shook his head and said, "It seems that you are not only unfeminine, but also not very good at braining." β
Ji Xiaoru said: "It seems that you are not only cheap, but also very insidious and cunning. β
Pei Yuansheng continued to drive in the direction of the hospital, and when he heard Ji Xiaoru scolding him, he didn't care: "Is it taking so long to come to this conclusion? Didn't you know it when you first saw me." β
Ji Xiaoru thought for a while and said, "That's right." It seems that your only advantage is that you are quite self-aware. β
Pei Yuansheng smiled and said, "Thank you for the compliment." β
Soon arrived at the hospital, Pei Yuansheng parked the car and opened the door and let Ji Xiaoru come down by himself, Ji Xiaoru glared at him and said, "Are you going to let me jump in on one leg?"
"Otherwise?" Pei Yuansheng said as a matter of course: "You broke a leg, but you didn't break a leg, do you still want to enjoy the treatment of the disabled?"
"......" Ji Xiaoru was speechless for a while.
Pei Yuansheng stretched out a hand and pulled Ji Xiaoru out of the car. Then he strode in front of him, and directly left Ji Xiaoru behind.
Ji Xiaoru had no choice but to jump on one leg behind Pei Yuansheng's buttocks, coupled with her hair that was messy like a bird's nest, Ji Xiaoru's return rate was simply 100%.
After jumping a few steps, Ji Xiaoru really couldn't move, so she simply stood in place and shouted at Pei Yuansheng's back: "Pei Yuansheng, you have no conscience, don't hurry up and help me!"
Pei Yuansheng didn't hear it, and continued to walk forward. Ji Xiaoru was angry and anxious, and saw a man next to her who came to take a pregnancy test with his wife, so she shouted with an idea: "Pei Yuansheng! I still have your child in my belly! Now I have dropped my leg in order to work! How can you leave our mother and son so careless! You conscienceless-"
"Shut up!" Before Ji Xiaoru finished shouting, Pei Yuansheng quickly turned back and covered Ji Xiaoru's mouth, "You woman is really faceless and skinless." β
"That's better than some men who don't have a heart. Ji Xiaoru countered.
Pei Yuansheng couldn't help Ji Xiaoru, so he directly hugged his neck with one hand and the crooked leg with the other, and hugged the person horizontally: "Are you satisfied now? β
Ji Xiaoru put forward an opinion: "Go steady." β
Pei Yuansheng said speechlessly: "Do you think I don't want to? β
Ji Xiaoru said unconvinced: "Where am I heavy? I'm only over 100 pounds at 169, where is it heavy?"
Pei Yuansheng said: "You are dense. I think you grew up eating pig feed, right?"
"It's better than growing up eating. Ji Xiaoru said angrily.
Pei Yuansheng was so angry that he wanted to throw Ji Xiaoru down: "You didn't save Ji Xiaoru." β
Ji Xiaoru said: "It seems that you are very saved." β
Pei Yuansheng said disapprovingly: "I'm a man, it doesn't matter if the scum is a point." You're a woman, and you won't be popular after thirty. You can stop crying when the time comes. β
Ji Xiaoru said: "It's none of your business. β
077, I'm not her husband
In the ward, while helping Ji Xiaoru with medicine, the doctor told Pei Yuansheng: "After you go back, remember to help your daughter-in-law take medicine every day, and let her take anti-inflammatory drugs on time to avoid fever......
"Doctor, you're mistaken, I'm not her husband, you just have to explain to her. Pei Yuansheng said coldly.
"Ah, didn't you just carry her in?" The doctor looked at Ji Xiaoru suspiciously, then at Pei Yuansheng, and then smiled and said: "The little two are awkward, right? You young people, you just like to toss, but the head of the bed fights and the end of the bed, the one who should give in is still one step, and everything is prosperous......
"You're mistaken, I really have nothing to do with this woman. Pei Yuansheng said with a cold face that was completely uncooperative, "The reason why I brought her in was because of righteousness and bravery." β
"Huh?" the doctor glanced Pei Yuansheng up and down suspiciously, as if he couldn't believe it.
Pei Yuansheng said seriously: "You don't have to doubt that there are people like me in the world who are more beautiful in heart." I am the contemporary Lei Feng. β
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"Vomit ......" Ji Xiaoru really couldn't listen to it anymore, and made a vomiting expression and said, "You don't stink and beautiful there." Don't you blush?"
"What's there to blush, I'm telling the truth. Pei Yuansheng said calmly.
Ji Xiaoru turned her head and said to the doctor: "This person has a disease in the skull, don't listen to him, in fact, this neuropathy drove into me, and wanted to leave, but I stopped him." β
"You don't have much blood and spew, obviously you want to touch porcelain. I saved you regardless of my previous suspicions. Pei Yuansheng corrected.
"Heheda, look at your face, do you look like the kind of person who does good deeds?" Ji Xiaoru had a disdainful expression.
"At least more like you. Pei Yuansheng pointed at Ji Xiaoru's golden lion-king-like hair in disgust, "Doctor, you see, this person completely escaped from the mental hospital, I kindly saved her, and she framed me, it's really unreasonable." β