In terms of image and temperament, brother is not bad, why can't he shake a girl?

Chen Hao glanced at his roommate who was spraying gel water on top of his head in front of the mirror, and thought sadly.

There are four people living in the 404 dormitory, all of whom are poor dicks like Chen Hao, except for Lao Lin's recent shit luck and a girl on WeChat, they are all single dogs for 10,000 years. looked at Lao Tie in the same bedroom and said that he would take off the order, Chen Hao's eyes were red.

Or change the time and place where there is less competition?

Just do it, Chen Hao thought about it, and went up to the roof of the dormitory building alone.

At this time, the night sky was pitch black, standing on the top floor, taking out his mobile phone, Chen Hao silently prayed to all the gods and demons in his heart, and then shook it twice.

Judge Lu, 100 meters.

Why the hell are you teasing me?

Chen Hao raised his eyes and looked, the surroundings were very empty, and he could see clearly within a radius of a hundred meters, not to mention people, not even ghosts.

This WeChat is too tricky.

Chen Hao cursed in his heart, and was about to try his luck again, but the mobile phone vibrated a little, prompting a new message.

Click on it and take a look, this guy named Lu Juan actually added himself. You're not done yet!

didn't shake the girl, Chen Hao was angry, and angrily clicked an application that passed the other party.

Your sister, Lao Tzu doesn't do it!

Chen Hao typed quickly, ready to slap him hard.

Unexpectedly, before the words were finished, a new message was displayed on the phone.

Judge Lu invites you to join the group chat......

Group chats?

Chen Hao squinted his eyes and looked at the group that was pulled in, and the name was also interesting.

Prefecture civil servants.

It's a judge of the land again, and it's the underworld again, playing role-playing.

muttering in my heart, I saw the constant prompts in the group that new members had been added.

The names are always interesting.

This one is called the bull head, that one is called the horse face, and that one is called the black impermanence, and there are also Meng Po, the ghosts, the yakshas, and so on.

I'll go! This group of people really knows how to play, and they all make it look like the real thing.

Judge Lu: Hello everyone, welcome everyone, I was ordered by Yan Jun to deliberately set up this group for the convenience of work, and everyone will speak more in the future (hug your fist)

Zhong Kui: Daohe, haha, I'm the fastest, the brothers are about to come out and blow water!

Zhong Kui is also here? Damn! Speaking this posture is a bold and fierce man.

Ma Mian: The group leader is greatly glorious, great and correct, the group leader is greatly blessed and enjoyed, and a bucket of paste...... The red envelope is issued.

Niu Tou: Brother Ma, why are you so good at filming as soon as you come? I think you simply don't have a horse face, and call yourself a sycophant instead. (contempt)

Ma Mian: Brother Niu, isn't this also for everyone's welfare? (Deser)

Meng Po: Good morning, everyone, the old body is so polite......

Black impermanence: Damn, I'm tired of Lao Tzu, when I get to the Yang World Cup, there is a lot of work under the rooftop, I and Brother Bai have been working shifts for twelve hours, or his grandmother's collection is not clean!

Damn, Black Impermanence is also here? This white brother he said must be White Impermanence?

Listening to the tone of the two of them, it seems that they are talking about gambling and losing on the rooftop, and they actually say that they can't accept the dead, these two drama spirits!

Looking at the people in the group in front of him chatting, Chen Hao couldn't help but be happy, he originally thought it was just a group of people with advanced secondary diseases, but he didn't expect these teasing to be quite interesting when they became serious.

At this moment, another one came in the group!

Diexian: Hello everyone, the little girl is late, how offended, and please adults Haihan, hehe. (Shy)

Chen Hao glanced at the other party's avatar, good guy, it's actually a beauty!

The beauty was dressed in white fluttering, with waist-length long black hair scattered, and the only pity was that she had her back to herself.

But that graceful posture still makes people feel excited.

Fortunately, I finally have some hope. Teasing beauties are also beauties.

Chen Hao's heart was hot, and he wanted to say hello.

Unexpectedly, the group of foot-picking men in the group were stunned to take the lead.

Ma Mian: Wow, the small dish is here, the beauty asks for a photo!

Niu Tou: I've heard that Fluttershy's beauty is as beautiful as a flower, and I've always admired her, but unfortunately I haven't had the chance to see it, so take this opportunity to blow up Zhang Yu and take a look. /hue

These comparisons, one by one, they were pretending to be decent just now, and when they saw the beauties, they showed their true colors, and they were really a bunch of teasers, I was afraid that they were hungrier than themselves.

was urged by everyone to explode the photos, and this beautiful woman called you Die Fairy posted several shy expressions in a row.

"It's not difficult for me to blow up photos, as long as someone sends red envelopes. ”

As soon as I heard that the beauty agreed to blow up the photo, the single dogs in the group immediately became excited one by one.

"Group owner, group leader, send red envelopes quickly,"

"That's right, who doesn't know that the judge is deeply loved by everyone in the underworld, and Yan Jun also values you very much, and you have a lot of merit every month, so you will also send a wave of benefits to everyone. ”

“9494……”

Merit value, is it the black words of these people?

Everyone coaxed, and the guy named Lu Juan who pulled himself in couldn't stand it, maybe he also wanted to see the photos of beautiful women, and he saw a big red envelope logo flashing.

Damn, there's really a red ......

Chen Hao was excited, and with the unicorn arm that he had practiced for many years, he poked it with one finger.

The hand is slow, and the red envelope has been received.

I'm going to it!

Looking at a few big words on the mobile phone screen, Chen Hao sighed in his heart, he has always been the fastest among the four people in the bedroom, but he didn't expect that in front of this group of single teasers who are more than 10,000 years older than himself, he can't take the slightest advantage.

Click on it again to see the ranking of the red envelopes that everyone grabbed.

At a glance, the number followed by the name of the person who grabbed the red envelope was not money, but what merit value.

The bull head grabbed the merit value at 25 points, the horse face grabbed at 10 points, the black impermanence grabbed at 20 points, Zhong Kui at 15 points, Meng Po at 12 points, and the Yaksha at 9 points......

At the bottom of the list is the Disc Immortal, which is only 3 points.

"Haha, give and take. I accidentally took the first place. ”

The bull head who grabbed the biggest red envelope got up in the group, and the rest of the group of people were rejoicing, and some were lamenting.

"Alas, it's late again, why don't you wait for me...... (Crazy)"

This time the darkness bubbled up.

Chen Hao was speechless in his heart, and wanted to say: You are not the only one who didn't grab it, okay!

Immediately afterwards, a large expression of thanking the boss for sending red envelopes instantly swiped the screen.

When did the WeChat red envelope start to have merit value for this unit? What is the use of this thing, can you buy breakfast buns?

Chen Hao was confused.

No matter, the girl can't grab it, and the red envelopes won't let you get a few?

Chen Hao directly set up a red envelope reminder on his mobile phone.

Niu Tou: Okay, small disc beauty, the red envelope has been distributed, you should blow up the photo, right?

Ma Mian: Yes, the photos are blown.

Nakshatra: Burst one, come, burst one.

Judge Lu: Ahem, this can be ......

Diexian: Hmph, I grabbed the least red envelopes, and I was in a bad mood, so I didn't explode. (White Eyes)

Hearing that the beauty was so coquettish, the group immediately wailed, and even Chen Hao, who had been diving and chatting, was a little deflated.

Beauty is tsundere.

Diexian: Group leader, you send another red envelope, if the little woman grabs the big one, I will send it (Dese)

As soon as I heard that there was still a chance, everyone in the group didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, so they started to coax it.

The group owner sends another one!

Send one more!

Lu Juan is also a straightforward man, and it is estimated that he is also a small cadre, and he can't get over his face, so he has to say, okay, okay, then this time I'll send a bigger one, a small dish, if you can't grab it again, you can't blame me.

Do you want to give out red envelopes again? And it's a big one?

Chen Hao's eyes lit up, and he rubbed his hands.

After getting ready, Chen Hao put the phone on his lap, and his ten fingers were arranged on the screen early.

Three, two, one......

A red light flashed in front of him, and at the same time, Chen Hao had already poked his finger with lightning speed.

Congratulations on grabbing a red envelope.

Haha, this time it's up to you where to run.

Chen Hao was proud for a while, but when he took a closer look, he found that the red envelope he grabbed this time was neither change nor merit, but a blue rectangular note.

[Congratulations on obtaining the Teleportation Charm, which you can access at any time.] 】

Looking at such a row of prompts on his phone, Chen Hao was completely stunned, what the hell is this?

Half-believing poked the extraction, I felt that a blue light flashed in front of me, and in the blink of an eye, before I came back to my senses, there was really a translucent blue paper in my hand, with strange symbols drawn on it.

Holy, it's true......

Chen Hao was so shocked that his jaw almost didn't fall to the ground, and he twisted his thigh vigorously, and after confirming that he was not dreaming, his heart pounded fast!

Since the red envelope grabbed is real, then this so-called group of civil servants in the prefecture is also real?

Could it be that he was really pulled into the group by mistake by a group of gods from the underworld?

With the backstage of all the immortals, with this awesome rune, what else do you need to shake the girl, take things in the air, the human body is also a thing, and "marry" one in the bed at night, isn't it beautiful......

went down to the top floor in a happy mood, and when he returned to the bedroom, Chen Hao directly grabbed Lu Peng, a thin man with glasses.

"Land monkey, does Wang Jiayi have a partner?"

"Which king...... You say the school flower of our school?" Lu Peng pushed down his glasses that almost fell off, and looked at Chen Hao with a martyr's look.