Fake bear?!

Listening to Liu Bei's words, everyone present couldn't help laughing.

Even Hua Ruying secretly admired Liu Bei's kung fu, and couldn't help but snicker.

"This stinky rascal + scoundrel + strange man, the soil is a little dirty, but the eloquence is really first-class!" Hua Ruying said secretly in her heart.

And Jia Xiong, who was already angry, was even more angry when he heard Liu Bei scolding him with his own name!

The more people present laughed, the more angry Jia Xiong became!

For a while, Jia Xiong couldn't hold back any longer, pointed at the tip of Liu Bei's nose, and scolded with spittle:

"Fart, fuck that stinky shit, fart!" mountain man, look at your bear, you are a real bear!"

And Liu Bei, at this moment, his complexion changed, his eyes were cold, and he said coldly:

"What? You like to fart? It's so good, today, I'm going to let you go all at once!"

Before Liu Bei's words fell, with a flick of his two fingers, a silver needle flew out as fast as lightning.

It's just that the speed of this flying needle is too fast, and no one present saw Liu Bei's small action!

And Jia Xiong, just felt that an acupuncture point on one of his thighs seemed to be bitten by a mosquito, and a cold breath immediately poured into the soles of his feet.

This breath was so strange that it immediately rushed through his body!

This breath, from the soles of his feet, went straight to his head!

And then from the door of his head to his stomach!

Soon, this aura surged left and right in his body!

For a while, Jia Xiong's body was also swaying left and right, left and right, left and right!

At first glance, Jia Xiong's body at this moment looks like a seaweed, dancing in the waves!

And the aura in Jia Xiong's body, some of the aura has rushed to his back door!

Breath, it's starting to leak through his back door!

Boom!

Boom Boom!

At this moment, Jia Xiong is actually dancing and farting non-stop!

"Oh Mom, it stinks, what are you eating, how can it be so stinky?"

A young man smelled Jia Xiong's stinky fart, and quickly covered his nose and stepped back.

The others also hurriedly retreated, so as not to smell Jia Xiong's stinky fart!

Even Jia Xiong's little follower, Hongzai, smelled that Jia Xiong's fart was really smelly, so he quickly abandoned his boss and retreated to a distance of ten meters before stopping.

For aunts, I like to dance square dance the most!

One billion people gamble 700 million, and 300 million are dancing!

Although this is a joke, it shows that the number of people who like to dance in Huaxia is really not small!

At this time, an aunt pointed at Jia Xiong and exclaimed, "It's strange, why is this Jia Xiong dancing while farting?"

Another aunt immediately answered: "Well, I recognize it, Jia Xiong's dance is the most popular "Seaweed Dance" now!"

Boom

Boom, boom

Boom boom

......

At this moment, Jia Xiong's fart not only did not stop, but let it go more and more, getting louder and louder!

The most lethal thing is that when he farts, he is too rhythmic.

Even Hongzai said embarrassedly: "My male brother, what's wrong with you? Why are you dancing while farting? I have to say, your fart is too rhythmic!"

And Jia Xiong, want to stop!

He doesn't want to make such a big fool in front of everyone!

He didn't want to show this kind of appearance in front of Hua Ruying.

However, his body is not under his control at the moment - he can't stop at all!

"Red boy, wipe his sister, I don't know what's wrong with me. Do you think labor and management want to fart like this?"

And at this time, a young man from Blossom Island, as if he had discovered the secret, said in a loud voice:

"Hey Mom, listen, if you listen to Jia Xiong's fart together, you will find that Jia Xiong's fart can actually release a song!"

Many people really listened to Jia Xiong's fart together-

Boom

Boom, boom

Boom boom

Boom, boom

Boom Boom

Boom, boom

......

As soon as everyone listened to it, they realized that this fart sound was really a tune.

An aunt also said loudly: "Oh my God, it's been a long time! I really didn't expect that a person can actually fart and release a seaweed dance!"

When the aunt spoke, she couldn't help but follow the rhythm of Jia Xiong's fart and sang-

Like a seaweed seaweed

Seaweed, seaweed

Go with the flow

Seagrass, seagrass, seagrass, seagrass

Dancing in the waves

Seaweed, seaweed

......

And a young man usually likes to catch up with fashion and shoot some small videos or something.

At this moment, the young man said to the aunt who sang seaweed:

"Third aunt, stop singing. Jia Xiong can release a song "Seaweed" when he farts, this is definitely a classic and creative joke! If we take a video and spread it to 'Bei Moushou', it will definitely become popular. Once the video goes viral, it's definitely a big deal! If you meet a rich person, you can even give us a crazy reward!"

When the third aunt heard this, she suddenly realized and said excitedly:

"yes, pat pat pat pat let's shoot quickly. This kind of good video should not be missed! I still like 'Nan Mouyin'! I want to go to this video to 'Nan Mouyin'. ”

"Hehe, you all like 'North Moushou' and 'South Mouyin', in order not to collide with you in the video, I'd better go to the 'crater' for a wave!"

Clap!

Pat pat pat

At this moment, many people present took out their mobile phones and kept taking pictures.

Seeing this scene, Hongzai was also completely embarrassed, with a bitter face, and said to Jia Xiong:

"My brother Xiong, you may be going to be famous! They spread this video, you must be a certain hand in the north and a certain sound in the south and the Internet celebrity on the crater!"

"Internet celebrity, Internet celebrity your sister! I don't want to be an Internet celebrity! You all don't shoot, don't shoot!" Jia Xiong shouted in a weak hiss.

However, it was too late!

The length of a small video is generally only a dozen seconds.

Many of the people present have already finished recording the small video and have already sent it out.

At this time, Liu Beicai stroked his hairstyle and sneered: "Hehe, Jia Xiong, don't you like to fart? This time, I satisfied you, and you can become an Internet celebrity when you fart, you should be very satisfied, right?"

Rumble!

People were stunned.

Liu Don't talk like this, everyone present understands - it turns out that Jia Xiong's uncontrolled fart and dancing are in Liu Bei's way.

It's just that they couldn't figure out how Liu Bei made Jia Xiong so ugly! At that time, they heard that Liu Bei was going to make Jia Xiong fart, but no one saw what Liu Bei had done!

Scary!

It's just too evil!

And Hua Ruying, one didn't hold back, so she asked Liu Bei: "This little brother, you, what did you do to Jia Xiong?"

Liu Bei, turned his back and took two steps, like a very elegant old pedant walking!

And at this moment, Liu Bei's tone of voice was also like an old pedant, dragging the beat loudly, and said:

"A song "Seaweed" chrysanthemum intestines broken!

Where to find a soulmate at the end of the world!"

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