Xiao Fan didn't know that he had been hated for some reason, and he was in a good mood.

Because of the glasses, Xiao Fan is widely known by many girls, and today because of the glasses, Xiao Fan has become a hero in the eyes of many people, and naturally he has also become a celebrity who is famous in the university.

On the way back to the classroom, Xiao Fan called Heng Shao.

In the afternoon of the same day, Luo Hu and Zhang Glasses were imprisoned in Panshi Prison in Tien Nam Province.

This prison can only enter but not leave, and everyone who enters it will either be held for the rest of their lives, or they will come out sideways.

When Xiao Fan returned to the classroom, he ushered in the resentful eyes of Da Bai and Xu Zhe.

said that they would have lunch together and teach them the secrets of pickling girls, but Xiao Fan ran away without a shadow, causing them to look forward to it in vain.

Xiao Fan comforted the two of them very righteously, if there was no lunch and dinner, the days when someone had a treat were really beautiful.

In the afternoon four classes, Xiao Fan and the others were lying on their stomachs, and finally got out of school, and before Xiao Fan could call Lin Ruoxue, Lin Ruoxue called first, saying that she wanted to continue rehearsing the dance and go back later.

Xiao Fan nodded happily, and under the drag of Da Bai and Xu Zhe, he went straight to the off-campus restaurant.

"Brother Fan, can you tell us about the real pickle girl cheats this time?" Xu Zhe stared at Xiao Fan nervously, this time he would not be willing to dig out Xiao Fan's true skills.

Xiao Fan put a peanut into his mouth, and then said solemnly: "Okay, since you are so sincere, brother and I naturally can't hide my secrets, but you must not spread it, otherwise the world will fall into turmoil!"

"Brother Fan, don't worry! The two of us have such tight mouths, we will never spread it. Da Bai patted the fat on his body, with a serious look.

"Okay, listen up. The Xiao family has a total of five tricks, the first move: make something out of nothing!" Xiao Fan said with a solemn expression.

"How can you make something out of nothing?" the two of them became excited.

"The so-called making something out of nothing means that you must do everything possible to have some kind of connection with your goal! You think, two people who don't know each other, if you want to chase someone, you must first find a topic, such as the most corny way: I seem to have met you somewhere, you look very similar to my future girlfriend, etc. ”

"That's too old-fashioned, isn't it? People don't know how to bird you. Xu Zhe was disappointed.

"Hehe, so, at this time, you need a second trick: dead skin and face!" Xiao Fan said proudly.

The two of them were stunned for a moment, and their faces were dead? What kind of trick is this?

When you talk to the target, even if the other party refuses, you must continue to talk with a dead face, and then follow the other party with a dead face, no matter how stinging the other party says, you have to laugh it off, and then continue as always. ”

The corners of Xiao Fan's mouth hooked up a smile: "Even if the other party doesn't like you, you have to let the other party annoy you, so annoying that you can't stand it, and you are so annoying that you can avoid you, but you still have to keep up with your face!"

"Isn't this a hooligan?" Dabai said in surprise.

"That's right, it's a hooligan, the sage said that at the beginning of two people, one is destined to play hooligan first. Xiao Fan's eyes were full of wisdom.

Xu Zhe and Da Bai thought for a moment, and then asked, "What's next?"

"Next is the third move, want to capture the old indulgence!" Xiao Fan said like a river: "The so-called want to capture the old indulgence is to choose the right time, suddenly disappear, completely disappear! You must not show your face in front of her, and you must not let her hear any news about you." ”

"Isn't that completely out of play?" Xu Zhe said dissatisfied.

"Are you stupid?" Xiao Fan looked at Xu Zhe angrily: "Everyone has a habit, you have been dead for so long, even if your sister paper dislikes you to the extreme, she has become accustomed to your existence, used to you chattering in her ear every day, shaking non-stop, and at this time you suddenly disappear, what will happen to her? She will not get used to it, she will always feel that something will be missing, and then she will think of you, and will think: What's wrong with this person? Why didn't he show up? Has he lost patience?

Da Bai was stunned suddenly, and then his face showed excitement: "Brother Fan! I understand! That's it!"

"It's still clear and clear. Xiao Fan praised: "Next, it's the fourth move, draw salary from the bottom of the kettle!"

"The so-called bottom of the kettle is that after you disappeared for a period of time, when your sister paper was suspicious and lost, you appeared in front of her with a miserable image. Remember, you must have a scruffy beard, you must have a haggard face, you must have a melancholy look, and you must be sloppy like a wreck. When I went to see her at this time, my sister paper would be surprised. ”

"And then the image was gone. "Big White spreads his hands.

At this time, you have to speak, you have to say that you know that she hates you, so you are very sad, you hide and don't want to see her, you don't want to annoy her, you try everything to forget her, but you can't forget! Her shadow is always hovering in front of your eyes, even dreaming is her, for her, for her, you are haggard for this time, and you feel that life is bleak and hopeless. ”

Xiao Fan smiled proudly: "Under such an affectionate confession, my sister's heart must have suffered a huge impact, she will be stunned, and she will feel that in your heart, she is extremely important." Then, you don't give her any time to react, just rush up, hug her, kiss her!"

After taking a sip of beer, Xiao Fan continued: "As long as you kiss her, then next, everything will fall into place, remember not to be in a hurry, don't touch it." ”

"High, as tall as a hundred-story building!" Da Bai and Xu Zhe looked at Xiao Fan with admiration, gave a thumbs up, and trembled with excitement: "This pickle girl cheats are too good!"

"By the way, Brother Fan, what about the fifth move?" Da Bai hurriedly asked.

"Fifth trick......" Xiao Fan raised his eyes and looked into the distance, his eyes were as deep as the sea, immeasurable.

"The fifth move, once used, is terrifying and powerful. You can sell the cute royal sister when you enter, and you can overbearing Lori when you retreat, which hurts the heavens and the peace, so it's better not to use it. ”

"What the hell is it?"

"No tricks, better tricks!" Xiao Fan's words are correct and round, word by word, which makes people listen to it, such as Hong Zhong Dalu, shocking heart!

The big white little eyes showed a longing brilliance, and he smiled stupidly: "I finally know how to pick up girls!"

"But it didn't work. Xu Zhe pursed his lips, "Dabai, if you don't lose weight, if you have a sister paper like you, I'll eat dry rice live, ten bowls!"

When Da Bai heard this, he was furious, and when he stared at Xu Zhe with hatred, a figure ran quickly, it was a slightly plump girl, but she looked quite cute, standing at Xiao Fan's three-person dinner table, her face was ruddy, and she said to Da Bai a little shyly: "Are you Da Bai's classmate? I like you, can I know you?"

Xiao Fan was stunned, turned his head and yelled at the restaurant owner: "Boss, come ten bowls of white rice!"

"This ......"

Xu Zhe was directly stunned, looking at the ten bowls of dry rice in front of him, and wanted to cry without tears: "This is the end of the mouth, fortunately, I didn't say that I ate Xiang ...... live broadcast."

(The benefits are coming!, and I can only help the brothers here.) If the sisters are teased like this, please agree, after all, you are attentive, and the readers of Feiye are very upright, and you will not lose by agreeing!)