Chapter 113 You have a lot of cousins
Which is more difficult to deal with, a small woman who holds a grudge or a big woman who is dissatisfied?
Faced with He Xiaoqi's insincere apology and Meng Fanbing's obvious eyes that had something to say, Li Muye chose to remain silent.
The man who can make He Kunyun rather grieve his baby girl than offend shouldn't be Li Muye's current state. Meng Fanbing stared at the man in confusion, suddenly feeling as if she had never seen this bastard who got her first time clearly.
"I'm sorry!" He Xiaoqi said insincerely.
Li Muye didn't speak, and directly handed her a crab with a crab claw missing. He Xiaoqi was stunned for a moment, then took it and viciously bit off the other crab claw.
"Don't you have anything to say to me?" Meng Fanbing's eyes were full of resentment and doubt.
Li Muye said: "You live a good life, isn't this enough?"
Meng Fanbing looked at Zhou Ping, who was obviously a lot more disciplined, and was secretly surprised and couldn't help but be even more curious, what kind of magic power did this man have that could make the unruly Zhou Ping so obedient. When he was fighting at the door just now, Zhou Ping behaved like a little follower.
"It's not good enough. Meng Fanbing said in a tone of self-confidence in his life for three hundred years: "I always believe that I deserve a better life." ”
"Then you should keep a safe distance from me. Li Muye said: "Walking too close to me won't do you any good." ”
"Am I not even qualified to know who you are?"
"I am Li Muye, and I have always been. Li Muye said: "It is enough for you to know this. ”
He Xiaoqi said: "Look, I just said that he will pretend to be deep with you, I have seen a lot of this kind of person, I want to eat soft rice and don't want to lose face, so I will design a trap for women to drill into it by themselves, Yang Meiqi will eat this set, so I don't want to be fascinated by that little white face." He turned his face and asked Li Muye again: "Hey, surnamed Li, tell me, whose relationship did you find, and you can actually let He Kun Gong force me to apologize to you?"
"It's a bit hard to say. Li Muye's eyes rolled, and he said with a smile: "But if you must know, it's not that I can't tell you, I'm afraid that you will regret it after you know." ”
"Hmph!" He Xiaoqi said unconvinced: "What do I have to regret?"
Meng Fanbing also listened expectantly.
Li Muye pretended to be helpless, and said nonsense: "Okay, it's all seen through by you, and I have nothing to pretend about, here's the thing, I actually have relatives with your family, your father and I are cousins, and our two families are close to your grandfather's generation." ”
He Xiaoqi is not a particularly careful girl, but such a superficial lie made her suspicious of the letter, and hesitated: "You're not bragging, are you?"
Li Muye said: "Of course not, when I met your father, you were still a little little, I visited your house fourteen years ago, when you were only a few years old, you scraped your crotch when you crossed the threshold, and when the rain was heavy, the water on the road could flood your waist." ”
He Xiaoqi was a little dazed, looked at Li Muye suspiciously, and said, "I was six or seven years old fourteen years ago, why don't I remember seeing you?"
Meng Fanbing couldn't help but laugh, and said: "Don't listen to his nonsense, he was eleven or twelve years old at that time, we were classmates, he was like an orphan, and he didn't have any relatives and friends at all." ”
"Okay, you, dare to lie to me!" He Xiaoqi said annoyedly.
Li Muye said with a straight face: "You all misunderstood, what I said is true, Meng Fanbing and I are classmates, but we didn't often play together at that time, how did she know that I went to your house during the summer vacation? If you don't believe this, just ask your father, and you can ask him, are I brothers with him?"
"Just ask!" He Xiaoqi immediately took out the phone and called He Kunxuan, and asked: "Old He, is it true that this Li Muye said that he is a brother with you?" After receiving an affirmative answer, he couldn't help but be angry: "Then I don't have to call him uncle?"
Li Muye looked at her with a smile, it was not surprising that Lao He would cooperate so much. He is afraid that he will not find such an opportunity to get closer now. Since the last time we met on the boat, we have also made several phone calls during the period, and twice took the initiative to ask Li Muye to come out to play golf, but Li Muye refused. In Lao He's heart, he never regarded Li Muye as a hairy boy who was less than thirty years old. Instead, he became a potential business partner who was worthy of respect for his peers.
Li Muye will not have any ill will towards He Xiaoqi, if he just teaches his daughter a small lesson, it is actually nothing unacceptable to Lao He.
"Look, I said that you will be unhappy when you know the answer, in fact, I recognized you in front of Meng Fanbing's store last time, so I deliberately gave you a small lesson, but I didn't expect you to be quite resentful, and the more you do it, the more you go too far, I can't do anything about it, so I called Cousin Kun Xuan. Li Muye smiled at her with a covered face, pointed to himself, and induced: "Do you remember? Your family didn't move to Shanghai at that time, and your father often went to sea to run boats, do you remember?"
Lies are half-truths and half-truths, and only then are they highly credible. When He Xiaoqi was young, He Kun often ran boats, and his wife Yang Meiqi ran away with people because she couldn't stand the loneliness. She has lived in a small mountain village on the border of Sulu under the care of her grandparents since she was a child, and she does not have very deep memories of what happened when she was a child. All Li Muye said were deep-rooted stereotypes, which only had positive meaning and were not inspiring, but it made it difficult for her to put forward negative opinions.
The human subconscious is particularly interesting, when you hear a familiar and suspicious fragment in the memory point but don't know how to deny it, you will unconsciously recognize it. For example, when you meet someone on the street, you have no impression at all, but this person is very enthusiastic, and it seems that some things are right when you open your mouth, and ordinary people will subconsciously follow what he says to recall, creating some unwarranted memories.
This is how He Xiaoqi was tricked by Li Muye with the most common trick used by charlatans, and began to doubt his memory. Subconsciously followed the conversation and said, "It seems that I have a little impression." ”
Meng Fanbing watched Li Muye flicker He Xiaoqi and crippled, and couldn't believe his eyes. She categorically wouldn't believe that Li Muye and He Kun were cousins. But the reality of the situation is not for her to question. He Xiaoqi can be fooled and lame, but He Kun has no reason to cooperate with his lies so much. This is ridiculous!
Li Muye continued to inspire: "At that time, you were always dirty, but you were not as beautiful as you are now, after so many years, it is really a female college eighteen changes, I remember that you especially refused to call me uncle at that time, which is the same as now." ”
"I seem to remember. He Xiaoqi began to feel real about the memories made out of nothing, and said: "You were very annoying at that time, and you always liked to mess with my hair." After a pause, he said very firmly: "Just like today, I should have thought of you a long time ago!"
This begins to make memories of oneself, which in psychology is called the phenomenon of self-denial will inertia. In the world of Lao Qian, this is called a stupid donkey entering the circle to drink water. It is said that the deceived person is self-blinded, takes the initiative to accept the violation, and even takes the initiative to help the old man.
Li Muye couldn't help but smile and said, "It's not too late for you to think about it now." ”
"Even if you're really my father's cousin, I won't call you cousin. He Xiaoqi said frustratedly.
Li Muye didn't care about this, and motioned to Zhou Ping: "Go and move two chairs for the girls, what are you doing standing there like a log?"
Zhou Ping hurriedly went, and soon returned empty-handed, and said, "I didn't have any extra stools at home." ”
Li Muye said: "Then sit on the sofa in the living room and eat." ”
Six dishes, white-cut chicken, abalone bibimbap, steamed hairy crab, baked shrimp in soup, stir-fried beef river and steamed pork ribs in drum sauce. The taste was so delicious that He Xiaoqi bit her tongue. He was full of praise and said, "Uncle Cousin, otherwise I will sponsor you to open a restaurant." ”
Although this little girl is willful, she is a scheming master, she will do it if she doesn't agree with her, and she can't wait to dig out her heart and lungs to make friends in a few words. A good meal even my cousin called. Meng Fanbing was really afraid that she would let herself call her so with her. Bow your head to eat, and don't dare to say a word.
Li Muye said with a smile: "The matter of opening a restaurant can be discussed in the long run, and what I am most curious about now is how did the two of you get together?"
Meng Fanbing's face turned red, and he lowered his head and looked faceless. With her boldness, this is a bit unusual. He Xiaoqi had no scruples, and said, "Don't you know that I am a famous son-in-law? ”
"Understood!" Li Muye nodded knowingly.
In these years, there is no reason for love to happen, and it is not strange that the object is not a person, let alone just two women.
"You know what a fart!" Meng Fan glanced at Li Muye, looked at He Xiaoqi again, and said, "What she thinks is her business, my orientation is very normal." ”
He Xiaoqi grinned and said, "It's good to count you as a killer." ”
"What's the kill?" Lin Xiangyu rubbed his sleepy eyes, staggered out of the bedroom, and said without even recognizing anyone: "Why don't you call me when you eat?"
"Go back!" Li Muye shouted, "Come here when you get dressed neatly." ”
This kid only wore a pair of boxer shorts, revealing jagged ribs, and the bulge caused by morning erection was very spicy.
He Xiaoqi laughed and said, "Looking at the weight loss, it turned out to be quite expected, no wonder Sister Bing is obsessed with this guy." ”
Lin Xiangyu woke up suddenly, ahhhh
Meng Fanbing looked at his back, then at Li Muye, and was even more confused. What kind of magic power does this man have that can make Lin Xiangyu and Zhou Ping, the two young masters, suddenly have upbringing? After Zhou Ping prepared the dishes and chopsticks, he sat there with his head buried in eating, this Lin Xiangyu used to be the most conceited and uninhibited, but now for Li Muye's words, he didn't care about face and ran back to get dressed, and put it in the past, whoever spoke to him like this, his first reaction must be to lift the table.
"Is he still singing now?" Meng Fanbing asked casually.
Li Muye said: "Sing, I usually sing the English songs of the Beatles on my cousin's boat, and when I get home, I will sing those new songs written for you." ”
"Your cousin?" Meng Fanbing didn't turn a corner for a moment.
"It's my dad. He Xiaoqi reminded: "It's stupid. ”
Meng Fanbing had already thought that the ship was referring to the Huangpu Star. This time, she completely believed that Li Muye was really He Kun's cousin. Although the ship is open to the public, it is by no means something that ordinary people can board, at least Meng Fanbing is not qualified to do so now. It is said that the decoration of the ship is extremely luxurious, and the clothes are hung in pure gold. The service staff are all Caucasians, eating delicacies and using amber agate, and the relationship between Jinyuan Zhenghe Group and VIPs is not at all.
He Xiaoqi said: "Oh, Uncle Cousin, you have a really big face, that boat is the heart and soul of our old He, even I want to have a birthday on it I have to spend a lot of saliva with him to agree, you can actually introduce someone to work, and you are also a garbage musician like Lin Xiangyu, you know, the artist who can perform on that boat before has to be a second-tier popular level." ”
Li Muye said with a smile: "The main reason is that your father is more nostalgic. ”
Lin Xiangyu got dressed and came out of the bedroom, walked up to Meng Fanbing with a blank face, bowed deeply, and said, "Sister Bing, I'm sorry!" Meng Fanbing was there, looking at him and not knowing what to say. Lin Xiangyu said again: "No matter what you think of me, I never thought of giving up this relationship, I won't bother you now, but sooner or later, I will stand in the center of the highest stage and impress you!"
Meng Fanbing was a little touched, but Li Muye felt that Lin Xiangyu didn't have to be happy too early, because she had always been emotional when she was emotional, and she was not like a woman when she made decisions.
"Let's eat. Li Muye motioned for Lin Xiangyu to sit down.
He Xiaoqi said sharply: "Fortunately, the weather is good and the wind is not blowing, otherwise your tongue will flash." Lin Xiangyu glared angrily. He Xiaoqi looked at him fearlessly and said, "What's the matter?"
Lin Xiangyu said: "Why should I obey you?"
He Xiaoqi rolled his eyes, glanced at Li Muye, and asked rhetorically, "Then why do you obey him?"
Lin Xiangyu said: "Brother Li is insightful, powerful, broad-minded, regardless of our brothers, give us the opportunity to walk on the path we want to take, of course we are worthy of our admiration, why do you make me convinced of you?"
This boast is definitely at the level of a big reward, and although Li Muye's face is thick, he can't help but be reddened by his boast.
"Just because you, Brother Li, are my cousin. He Xiaoqi said: "However, don't expect me to call you an uncle because of him." ”
"You call me uncle, I'm afraid that I will be called old by you. Lin Xiangyu said disdainfully: "If you don't buy a mirror to look at yourself, look at your potholed face, as if an airplane has bombed, the next rain can drown mosquitoes, if anyone tells me that you are thirty years old, I will not doubt it at all." ”
He Xiaoqi was furious, grabbed a crab and threw it over, Lin Xiangyu couldn't dodge, and was hit on the forehead by the crab, and the skin was broken and bleeding.
Meng Fanbing couldn't look at it, and scolded: "Qiqi, you are too much!"
He Xiaoqi also knew that she was at a loss, and thought that according to Lin Xiangyu's previous beating, she would be angry and fight her to the death, but Lin Xiangyu just covered his head and turned around and went back to the room. And Li Muye just asked Zhou Ping to follow over and use a band-aid to get it. There is no point in caring at all. This attitude of the gentlemen made her even more ashamed. simply stood up and said, "Okay, okay, it's all my fault, you are all good people, I am the worst villain, I'm okay." ”
This girl is willful and unreasonable, but she can't be offended, otherwise Lin Xiangyu will have to sing in another place. There's no better place to go than on the Huangpu Star.
Meng Fanbing wanted to persuade her, but before she could get up, Li Muye suddenly said, "Let her go, I originally planned to borrow a boat with my eldest cousin to go fishing tomorrow weekend." ”
He Xiaoqi couldn't move anymore when she heard this, so she turned around and asked, "Which boat do you want to borrow?"