Chapter 363: Brother-in-law, let's go do the hair
Harvest 3: Although Li Ming's appearance does not look particularly strong, once he takes off his clothes, his strong and tangible muscles will definitely make those girls who control their muscles scream.
This is very easy to understand, just look at those famous superheroes, not to mention the inhuman type of Hulk and the like, a single Superman, Batman, these strongmen, which one is not a strong man with tangled muscles? Even the Spider-Man from an ordinary young man, after transforming, is not also a bulging chest muscle, envious of a group of women?!
Li Ming didn't want to be such a bodybuilder, but there didn't seem to be anything wrong with being strong, at least wearing the armor that had no energy power and only an empty shell would not be crushed on the spot, and he could still try to take two steps.
As for running, jumping, or something, it is estimated that there is still a few possibilities to change to the champion of the World Hercules Challenge, Li Ming's current small body is ...... There is basically no solution......
Pick any of these three abilities, Li Ming is definitely the best among his peers, and all three abilities are concentrated in one person, so even the most demanding people have to admit that this kid is a real genius!
But Li Ming's weird hobby completely covered up all this, and when it came to him as a person, even the teachers of various subjects who regarded him as a proud protégé had to describe him as a "weirdo", not to mention passers-by who were not familiar with him?
But the feeling of passers-by, how can you care with Li Ming's own character? If you should play soy sauce, let's go to soy sauce, Young Master Li's life path is destined to become a superhero - at least Li Ming insists on thinking so!
After more than five years of perseverance, as long as the means to become a superhero can be realized, Li Ming has tried almost once, but unfortunately he has not succeeded once, so our Li Ming classmates have set their sights on the recently popular Internet, trying to find new inspiration from it.
Through...... Uh, don't want this, Li Ming has a deep affection for this world, and he has no idea of leaving his hometown to develop in another world for the time being, besides, there is no such person in other worlds!
Abilities...... Isn't Li Ming working in this direction?But the ability thing seems to really pay attention to people's talents, as it is said in a certain part, it is the "Chosen People", where is it as easy for ordinary people to obtain it as described in the description, if it is really so simple, what is Li Ming's countless attempts to survive?
I don't know how many books I have read, Li Ming sadly found that those methods of becoming gods overnight are either too dangerous or too illusory, and the only practical point is probably the possession of mysterious species!
But think about the world is so big, how many mysterious species can exist? Even if they exist, and you are lucky enough to encounter them, people may not choose to possess such a difficult thing, right? If you want to take a big mouth or spray venom, your luck will immediately turn into misfortune......
Could it be that we can only hope for visitors from outside the world?
On the night of the meteor shower, Li Ming was independent of the uninhabited wilderness, watching the meteors streak across the sky, but none of them fell on his head, and finally couldn't help but look up to the sky and roar: "God, you have mercy on me, as long as you can bring me special abilities, no matter what you want!"
It's a pity that this time, it seems that God, who has always asked for something, seemed to hear his prayer, so Li Ming was tragic......
Li Ming is going to the toilet, more precisely, he is having diarrhea!
Don't get me wrong, there is no bloody plot of excreting filth after learning divine skills, the reason why Li Ming squatted in this strange and unhygienic toilet and poured out thousands of miles is completely because he stood in the wilderness for most of the night and suffered from the wind and cold, and the abdominal pain was unbearable to look around, and finally found this stormy country toilet on a small river.
Well, Li Ming admits that the imagination of the working people is endless, just such a thatched toilet with four leaky walls and no even a shed roof is actually built on two wooden planks across the river, and the wide slit between the two planks just forms a squatting position, and the excreted filth is directly taken away by the river water, and even the flushing is saved, but it just pities the masses downstream, hoping that they will not drink the river water......
But these are not important, no matter how much this latrine is built without public morality, it is a lifesaver for Li Ming at this time, until he squatted on the wooden board and began to release it, he suddenly thought: In the field where the dark wind is high and no one is in the sky this month, why don't you just find a place to liberate it?
"It seems that the quality education of the school is not without any effect, look at the quality of the buddy, how can he be regarded as a civilized person!" squatting on the squeaky wooden plank, Li Ming grinned and thought.
It's no wonder that Li Ming has diarrhea and is still thinking nonsense, but if you squat in this kind of small latrine in the wilderness late at night, you don't want to be afraid of anything else, and you can't help but think about some terrible things, such as stretching out a blistered white hand from the flowing river and quietly touching your buttocks......
Thinking of this, Li Ming shuddered involuntarily, and hurriedly pulled back his thoughts that involuntarily drifted in that direction, closing his eyes and muttering: "I don't want to want to ...... I don't want to"
It's a pity that there is a saying called "what to be afraid of", Li Ming was closing his eyes and luck, and suddenly felt a cold on his buttocks, and he didn't know what touched his buttocks.
If it weren't for the fact that his pants were still on his knees, Li Ming would definitely have escaped from the latrine, and now he could only temporarily pray to the gods and Buddhas for blessings while opening his eyes tremblingly and looking down.
The night was dark, but the river under his feet was still sparkling, although it was not as bright as when the bright moon was in the sky, but it was enough for Li Mingying to see that a black shadow two fingers thick was hanging on his ass and dangling.
Seeing that it was not the imaginary ghost hand, Li Ming breathed a sigh of relief, but in the blink of an eye, he mentioned his throat again-God knows what this black shadow that suddenly appeared is? Is it harmful to people? Even if it is harmless, it is not a matter of always hanging in that position!
This thing is like two fingers together thick, but only a dozen centimeters long, if this short and fat body is really a water snake, it is estimated that all women in the world will hate the "water snake waist".
Poop is also unlikely! You know, Li Ming has diarrhea now, and the little dinner in his stomach has already been tossed away, where did he get such a thick one......
After thinking about it, he couldn't find the origin of this thing, and finally Li Ming turned his heart sideways, took out a tissue and put it on his hand, and cautiously leaned towards it.
Maybe it was because he felt the approach of his hand, something that had been swinging in the night wind suddenly moved, and his fat body curled up, and he actually hung on Li Ming's little brother by inertia!