Chapter 556: Fighting
The eldest sister said that the spit was flying and vague, but the general meaning was clearly expressed.
Everyone looked at the steamed buns in that cage with their own eyes, and after steaming for a long time, there was really no change, so they said one after another: "This must be a spell!
"If I knew, I'd still be standing here? ”
"Old man, you're not right, are you very good at both hands? People don't give you steamed buns, you are like this, not kind. ”
People in other places may be afraid of monks, but those in Baicheng are not afraid, and a new chain of contempt has long been formed after twelve years of development and evolution.
Jiangnan despises the Central Plains, the Central Plains despises the north, the north despises the southwest, the southwest despises the northwest, there are Taoist temples despise sects, and there are sects that despise nothing.
Qianzhou despises the world, and Baicheng despises Qianzhou...... That's basically the logic.
So everyone is really not afraid, all kinds of gossip and energy, and the scene is becoming more and more lively. The old man was not embarrassed, and said with a smile: "You have to be reasonable, she has empty lips and white teeth, are you sure that I did it?"
"Aren't you talking about it?"
"I scolded her for not giving steamed buns, how can I have any spells, look at my ......"
He opened his arms, and everyone looked, ho, what a ragged shirt! Gray face, with mud between his fingernails, said that the beggars had wronged him.
Of course, people are reasonable, there is indeed no evidence!
When the aunt saw the limelight turning, she became even more anxious, and said: "Don't listen to his nonsense, I just came out of the pot with a basket of steamed buns, and he couldn't be steamed alive when he came, who else could he do it?"
She simply sat on the ground, patted her thighs and began to cry: "Ouch, you are judging, bullying my old lady, is it easy for me to sell some steamed buns myself......"
Everyone is not a taste, very annoying, and feel very pitiful, but no one proposed to report to Phoenix Mountain.
According to the precepts, monks are not allowed to use magic to collect money, harm others, commit sexual abuse, and so on, but even if the old man does it, what mistake has he made?
Gu Yu looked at the periphery, but it was another thought.
When we read the classics and wild histories, we often see such a story: a man walks in the countryside and sees a farmer farming, so he comes up to ask for food. When the farmer refused, the man pinched the grass and turned it into a snake and threw it in the paddy field.
The peasant was horrified, and trampled on his own seedlings, only to find that the snake was only a few grass stalks. According to the man's words, this is called a small punishment and a great commandment, exhorting people to do good.
In fact, it's bullshit! Obviously, they are small-bellied chicken intestines, and they deliberately retaliate, and the peasants live on those few acres of land, because some food will spoil other people's crops......
There are many such stories recorded in the book, and most of them are descendants of the folk law school.
This is based on behavior: the folk are different from the Xuanmen authentic, the side door is the left way, the sword goes to the front, and does not pay attention to the cultivation of the mind, which will inevitably breed arrogance and arrogance.
And they know that they are not more orthodox than Xuanmen, so that they are inferior and arrogant, and their attitude towards ordinary people is particularly extreme and moody.
Just like this little old man, the spell must have been put by him, and his mentality is also the mentality of playing tricks and revenge.
He watched the woman sit on the ground and suck the dirt, howling hard, with disdain on his face, shaking his head and wanting to leave. At this moment, a sentence suddenly came out of the crowd: "It's shameless to bully a woman at a young age!"
The noise stopped, and they all looked together, but a young girl walked out.
She wears a blue blouse with embroidered trims, red, green, blue, white, and black on the cuffs, and a long skirt underneath. The facial features can only be said to be not ugly, with the primitive atmosphere of the mountains, and the most striking thing is that she is holding a white copper hookah in her left arms.
She spoke with some accents and a very impulsive temperament, and said directly: "This eldest sister, don't worry, I'll help you break the law." ”
Without waiting for anyone to respond, the girl looked left and right, picked up a pair of rusty scissors on the case, and poofed!
"Okay, the steamed buns will be cooked in a while!"
The girl has finished the work, and she is going to flash in the confusion of everyone.
The old man didn't do it, his face sank, and he shouted: "Where did the junior come from, do you understand the rules?"
"Hmm, what rules?" the girl wondered.
"This is my business with her, the law can only be broken by me, what are you doing with a sideways kick?"
“……”
The girl paused, became more and more surprised, and said, "What is a sideways kick." You're obviously bullying a woman for two steamed buns, and you're embarrassed to talk about the rules here?"
She was so disdainful that she turned to go again.
"Stop!"
The old man's face turned red, and he couldn't get down the stairs a little.
He is the kind of guy mentioned above: I tease you as a mortal, I look up to you, you know that you are wrong, respectfully ask me to break the law, know how good I am, this is a complete set of procedures.
"Wouldn't it be when I sent no one to let you go today?"
"And what do you want?"
"It's simple! Under the feet of real people, you can't fight privately, but a little competition, do you dare?"
The girl gave birth to a calf and raised her chin, "Dare, how can you compare?"
"Well said!"
The old man smiled, revealing a bit of sinisterness.
The onlookers were even more emotional, brushing back and giving way to a circle. The eldest sister who sells steamed buns doesn't cry anymore, and Baba waits to see the excitement.
"How dare you ever give me that hookah?"
"This ......"
The girl hesitated for a moment, feeling that she couldn't afford to lose, so she handed it over. The other party took the hookah, his lips moved slightly, as if he had muttered a few words, and then returned it, saying, "Can you break this method?"
Well?
The girl carefully swept the hookah, about half a meter high, made of white copper, the water bucket is flat, there are several small insects carved on it, the cigarette pipe, straw, cigarette warehouse, through the needle, and the handle are all cast in one, which looks simple and exquisite.
She looked at it for a moment, her eyes changed, and with great annoyance, she scolded: "Old lewd (anti-harmony) stick!"
"Hehe, let's talk about it later, I'll ask you, can you break the law?" said the old man.
The girl is from the Zhuang people, who teaches and learns the wolf root method.
There is a kind of pleasure-seeking witchcraft in the wolf root method, which is called "stuffy". If the girl is "bored", she will have a ** seizure, and her feelings will be high, and she will let the man chase (an) and beg (nong).
The old man's method is similar to "boring", and his strength is not low, and he is not completely sure to break it.
“……”
She pursed her lips, and didn't want to bow her head to admit defeat, so she was ruthless in her heart, and said, "Sister, borrow a bowl of water to drink." ”
"Ahh
The eldest sister who sells steamed buns stopped picking this time, and Ma Yu brought a bowl of water, or tea.
The girl snorted slightly, bit the slender straw, first spit into the bucket, and then tried to inhale, and the bucket made a "gurgling" and "gurgling" sound.
After that, she put on the tobacco and inhaled again.
The smoke passed through the water, removing the impurities of the fire and gas, and carrying a cool and cool sweetness. And in this sweetness, there is a strange sweet taste.
The girl bites the straw and desperately resists the sweetness, but her own strength is not high, and it is really difficult.
Others looked at her, only to feel that her face was becoming more and more flushed, her eyes were full of spring, and her fingers were trembling slightly. Think about the "old lewd (anti-harmony) stick" or something just now, hey, everyone understands.
Spring (anti-harmony) medicine!
Wow, no one dissuaded, they were all watching with great interest, and they were even looking forward to some exciting scene.
"Gollum!"
"Gollum!"
The sound is getting weaker and weaker, the girl is becoming more and more unstable, and her breathing has begun to be disordered. At this moment, the water in the bucket seemed to beat, and the sweetness disappeared.
The girl didn't know why, but she didn't dare to delay and continued to inhale.
For a while, everyone was quiet, and the atmosphere was strange and full of strange beauty. The sound of "grunting" is long and long, revealing a clear rhythm and continuous taste, which is quite pleasant to hear.
After a while, the girl finished a bag of cigarettes and let out a long breath.
“……”
The old man was already dumbfounded, and muttered, "This is impossible, no, how can you be fine?"
"Nothing is impossible, you lose!"
"And what do you want?"
"It's easy! Just admit that you're bullying. The girl learned his tone.
"You!"
The old man's face was red and white for a while, but in the end, he was also a cultivator, and he hadn't reached the point where he couldn't afford to lose in front of a mortal, so he said: "Okay, today I admit it, that steamed bun is my technique!"
Buzz!
Everyone had already guessed it, but listening to him admit it himself, it still set off a commotion.
The eldest sister was suddenly a little scared, these people are moody and unpredictable, if they slaughter themselves, even if Phoenix Mountain administers justice, it will be too late!
Immediately, she waved her hand again and again, "It's okay, it's okay, I'm also stingy, just a few steamed buns, just eat if you want to." ”
"Humph!"
How could the old man really eat steamed buns, glared at the girl, and shook his sleeves.
The girl pursed her lips and stepped forward and said, "Eldest sister, you ......"
"Oh, thank you today, I'm still going to do business, I'm sorry!
The eldest sister lifted the lid, and sure enough, the big white and chubby steamed buns were lying in the cage drawer. She didn't raise her eyes, she came out and went in, and she was really busy.
“……”
The girl came out of the mountains, saw the world for the first time, and couldn't understand the complexity of people's hearts. She only felt a little angry and a little depressed, but she didn't understand the reason, so she left the store silently.
The commercial street is booming, it is still lively, and what happened just now is like a meaningless episode, and no one will take it to heart.
And as she walked, suddenly a voice sounded, clearly reaching her ears, and then looking at others, they stopped and wondered.
"Today, a ring is set up in Shali Village, and if the monks have a grudge or dispute, both parties are willing to go to the stage to fight. No private fighting, no harassment of the people, no harm on the stage, stop at the point, I hope you know!"
When the words fell, I listened to the rumbling and shaking of the earth.
At the edge of the town, in a clearing near the mountain forest, the ground suddenly rose and slowly rose, piled up into a huge earth and stone platform.
Immediately after, a huge rock flew from nowhere, ten zhang high and five zhang wide, slammed into the dirt, and a big character was engraved on it: Boom!