There are indeed very few tourists in the Taoist temple, only the two of them inside, and another couple taking pictures on the steps. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info There is nothing to see in the Jade Emperor Palace, Xiao Jin probed the probe and retracted it, and went up to the second floor upside down.

The space on the second floor is the largest, and there is a statue of a four-headed, three-eyed, and eight-armed dou mao in front of it, and the eight-armed law enforcement instrument is not lost in the kindness. On the left and right sides, there are 30 Jiazi gods, and the form is vivid.

This is the Yuanchen Palace.

"This laywoman ......"

As soon as the three of them walked in, a young Taoist priest came over and said to Xiao Jin, "Do you want to burn incense?"

"That's right!"

"Then burn a high incense, although it is more expensive, but it is good for your health, wealth, and feelings. The Taoist priest opened his mouth and came.

"I burn a high incense, can you bless me so much?" said Sumire.

"Eh, the gods are all spirits, and they naturally know whether they are sincere or insincere in their hearts. We mortals have no choice but to burn incense and kowtow to show respect, so this incense is very important. If we burn high incense, the gods will feel it, and it will bless us better......"

This Taoist priest foams at the mouth, vigorously explaining cause and effect, and connecting it with the benefits of burning incense. Xiao Jin was just joking at all, how could he pay attention to him, he just said: "No need, I'll burn this." ”

The Taoist priest flickered to no avail, and immediately shifted the target, beckoning: "Second layman......"

"Dao Chief!"

As soon as he spoke, Xiao Zhai made an ancient salute, inserted the thumb of his left hand into the tiger's mouth of his right hand, and pinched the pattern of his right hand. Bend the thumb of the right hand under the thumb of the left hand and pinch the noon lines – the hands take on the shape of a taiji diagram.

This is called the meridian formula, which is a kind of etiquette that has been passed down from ancient times in Taoism. Take the meaning of the left for the yang to be angry, the right for the yin to kill, to the yang to embrace the yin, to the meaning of life to kill.

Let's watch the Taoist priests in film and television dramas, and when we see people, we are playing the heads, in fact, in addition to the heads, there are two common ways. One is the bow of the hand, and the other is the meridian formula.

“……”

When the Taoist priest saw Xiao Zhai's movements, he was stunned for a moment, as if he seemed a little weak-hearted, and he didn't dare to take the stubble. He paused, then retreated to Xiao Jin's side, and said, "Since you insist, we don't force it, come, I'll tell you how to worship the New Year's Star." ”

As he spoke, he asked Xiao Jin's date of birth, found the corresponding Jiazi statue, and then burned incense and kowtowed.

"What's the situation?"

On the other side, Gu Yu asked quietly.

"That's a fake. ”

Xiao Zhai responded softly and said, "Don't dare to accept my salute, it means that he doesn't understand." ”

"Fake?"

Gu Yu glanced at the man, shook his head and said, "This true view is also in vain." ”

"Heh, let's go around when you come. ”

Xiao Zhai smiled, looked at the statue again, and suddenly asked, "Hey, which is your natal life?"

"My ...... Uh, it should be this. ”

He walked a few steps and stopped in front of a statue of a god. It was a scholar-like Xingjun, dressed in a green robe, gentle and elegant, holding a jade Ruyi in his hand.

The sign is marked: Bingyin Tai Sui Geng Zhang General.

"Yes, it's like me. ”

He was satisfied, and then looked to the left, because Xiao Zhai was a year older than himself, and it was naturally her destiny in front of her. And lo and behold, well!

That Xingjun was dressed in a big red robe, majestic, but his hairstyle was relatively wavelike: he was bald in the middle, but he had a sheep's horn-like hanging bun on both sides, his face was like a child, and he held a red tassel gun in his right hand.

Although it is marked that General Chen Cai is too old to be ugly, this uninhibited daring is like a certain lotus root who has encountered a mid-life crisis.

"Awesome, your natal life is Nezha!"

Gu Yu laughed miserably, he had been crushed by the other party, and it was rare to find a slot, of course he had to release it well.

“……”

Xiao Zhai was speechless, half for this second forced goods, half for that second forced image.

…………

They were flirting here, and Xiao Jin had already finished the incense over there, so she got up and asked, "Do you still want to give money for incense?"

"Whatever you want, the gods have their own benefits. "The Taoist priest is serious.

"Oh. ”

When she heard this, she took out a dollar coin and threw it into the merit box.

"Good, the merit is immeasurable!"

The Taoist priest was also very divine, and he didn't break the gong, and then said: "Recently, there is a master who has placed an order in the temple, if you want to pray for your family, please go inside." ”

"Okay!"

Anyway, Xiao Jin agreed to everything, and entered a hut with tables and chairs, and a horse-faced Taoist priest sitting. As soon as he saw someone coming, he immediately smiled and said, "Sign your name here to ensure that your wishes come true." ”

She pursed her lips and made up two names on an improvised note, written them on a yellow paper.

"Is this your parents? Okay, we will recite sutras and pray for the safety of your whole family. ”

The horse-faced Taoist priest flipped through the notebook, and the front pages were full of tourists' names, and there were numbers under the names, explaining: "You see, this is all the money left by the layman, our highest is 9999, and the lowest is 99." I see you have a good face, you can give 999 or 699. ”

"I didn't bring that much money. ”

"The minimum is 99, and you can recite the sutra once a day, and you can recite it for 99 days, and it will only be one dollar a day. ”

"Isn't the money you want to give as you like? Then I'll donate ten dollars, it's perfect." ”

"No, no!"

The horse-faced Taoist priest immediately changed color, and threatened: "Let me make it clear to you, it's not good for your family to donate less!"

"But I'm only ten dollars. ”

"Don't you have a companion to borrow one? ”

"Ouch, I'm not familiar with the relationship, I'm so embarrassed. ”

The two of them fought for a long time, and Xiao Jin was amused with a tense face, but she didn't give money. When the Taoist priest saw this, he said with a cold face: "There is no way, your heart is not sincere, and the gods will not bless you." ”

As soon as the words fell, he picked up the pen and crossed out the two names.

it!

Since the woman gave incense, this set has flickered, and Xiao Jin is very calm, but this is too much. It's a shame that she didn't write her real name, otherwise she would be angry, but even so, she didn't want to endure it.

"Smack!"

As soon as she slapped the table, she got up and shouted: "You guys are too weird, aren't you, you don't give money and you draw it? I've seen something disgusting, I've never seen anything so disgusting!"

"This is a quiet place, please go out. ”

The horse-faced Taoist priests didn't bother to scold each other, and waved their hands directly.

"Quiet hair, is there a monk like you? Are you really fake?"

The sister-in-law has the support of a big deal, and she is very confident: "Take out the Taoist certificate and take a look, otherwise I will report it to you or not?"

Hey!

As soon as he heard this, the other party couldn't sit still and shouted, "Xiao Zhang!

"What's wrong?"

As soon as the door opened, the young Taoist priest entered.

"Someone made a fuss and blasted out. ”

The horse-faced Taoist priest pointed at Xiao Jin, this girl is the master who suffers, and she didn't wait for others to do it, she ran outside first.

"Sister, brother, I'll leave it to you!"

She shouted as she ran, not panicking at all, but happy to fart - she was cool just now.

“……”

Gu Yu and Xiao Zhai didn't understand what the situation was, so they saw her stumbling downstairs, and then a Taoist priest chased her out and yelled at herself:

"Don't make a fuss here, it's hard for anyone to make it bigger. ”

"Let's go, let's go!"

"If you don't leave, I'll call someone, hurry up!"

Yes, the two of them immediately understood that the bear child was in trouble again. It's a headache, they don't want to start a conflict in vain, so they have to turn around and go out.

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