214: I'm a doctor
The tall and thin man slapped himself on the head, "Damn, this is true, I didn't even find out, this can still cure my disease." ”
The thin and tall man felt a lot of pain in his heart, and he estimated that his intestines were about to be ruined.
But now that his life is in my hands, no matter how painful it is, he has to listen to me.
"As long as you can cure me, I can say anything. Anyway, how are you going to heal?"
"The house for healing is my secret recipe, and I can't just say it. You give the money first, and I'll treat you. I said.
The tall and thin man looked at me warily, "You're not lying to me, are you?"
I shrugged, "I'm just alone, you have so many accomplices here, are you still afraid that I won't be able to escape?"
The muscles on the tall and thin man's face trembled, and it took a while for him to look better, "What accomplice, you must be mistaken, these are customers who often come to me to buy things." ”
"Okay, don't talk about this, as long as you can take care of my illness, 200,000 will be 200,000, and I will give it to you. ”
"You wait, I'll get you the money now. Don't go!"
I pulled up a chair and sat down, crossed Erlang's legs, and waited for the tall and thin man to bring me the money.
Most of the onlookers were shaking their heads and sighing, and the tall and thin accomplice Fat Man stared at me as if he was afraid that I would run away. The woman looked at me with pitiful and distressed eyes, and she didn't know what to think in her heart.
After a while, the tall and thin man came back with a large plastic bag.
He put the money on the table with a sigh, "200,000, you count." ”
The fat man, a thin and tall accomplice, saw so much money that he was so anxious that he couldn't pretend anymore, "What are you doing with so much money?"
Someone in the onlookers suddenly shouted, "Look, look, it's really a gang." ”
The fat man can't care so much about it, 200,000, how many people do they have to deceive to deceive so much, and if they say it, they will give it to people?
"Why are you taking so much money when your brain is crowded?" the fat man clutched the bag of money, his eyes red.
The tall and thin man also clung to the bag of money, "This is my life-saving money, your part, I'll give it back to you later." Lend it to me now, and then I'll talk about it when I'm well. ”
"Bullshit, you can't see your illness well, so don't waste money. The fat man had more strength and pulled the bag into his arms.
The tall and thin man was not happy, so he pounced and grabbed it.
"Most of this money is mine, only a small part is yours, what's wrong with me lending you something? I brought you into the industry in the first place, if you don't like it, get out of here now. "The tall and thin man is also anxious, after all, this is life-saving money, and it is not a good thing to miss this store.
The two of them blushed and had thick necks, and I deliberately added fuel to the fire for them, "What, I still have something to do, so let's go first, and then come to me when you're sure......"
"Wait, don't go. "The tall and thin man hugged my arm directly, and on the other side, the tall and thin man kicked the fat man directly, don't look at the fat man's tall man, but he is not the opponent of the tall and thin man.
The plastic bag was not strong in the first place, and when it was pulled by these two people, it suddenly rotted, and most of the money in the bag was scattered.
The onlookers suddenly let out a burst of exclamation, "200,000 is so much......
The tall and thin man hurriedly crouched down and snatched the money scattered on the ground into his arms.
"Don't move, don't move, this is Lao Tzu's money, whoever dares to move, Lao Tzu will fight hard with you. ”
The tall and thin man said, and took out a dagger from his bosom, and the people who were about to move stepped back, and no one dared to fight that thought again.
The tall and thin man crawled on the ground, pressed the money under him, and looked at me with his head half-raised, "Divine doctor, 200,000, here is 200,000, you count." ”
I looked at the woman and said to her, "Sister, you can count for me." ”
When the woman saw so much money, she was stunned, and it took a while to react.
That woman is also really honest, and she really counts one by one.
I reminded her, "Sister, aren't there still patients in your family waiting for this money to save their lives?"
"Huh? This ......"
"I'll lend you this money, so take it to your family." I said.
The tall and thin man hurriedly stopped, "Wait." Bumped into my cold eyes, and when it came to his mouth, he changed again, "Money, I'll give it to you, you have to show me the illness." ”
"That's it. Come, sit down, and I'll help you see a doctor. ”
When the tall and thin man heard this, he immediately became overjoyed, and hurriedly sat down opposite me.
The onlookers looked at us curiously, pointing, and the woman was not in a hurry to leave, 200,000, I gave it to her like this from a stranger, and she always felt uneasy.
I motioned with my eyes for her to hurry up, but the woman hesitated for a moment, but still didn't leave.
"Little brother, this money ......"
"Eldest sister, didn't I say it, this money is lent to you, hurry up and save people. ”
"No, big brother, you...... Since you know how to see a doctor, can you help my family too?"
"Your family's sick hospital can be optimistic, but what I see are patients with incurable diseases and bad hospitals. Sister, go quickly, don't delay the patient's condition. ”
The woman took out a card from her pocket and handed it to me, "This is my business card, the previous one, but the phone number on it hasn't changed." Little brother, thank you, big sister really thank you. ”
The woman is finally gone!
The crowd of onlookers sighed again, some people said that the thin and tall man gave me 200,000 so easily, and some people said that I gave 200,000 to that woman so casually.
Is the current society using money so inappropriately?
Why didn't they have such a good thing?
The fat man wanted to get the money back, and I shot a pebble on the ground and hit him in the knee.
The fat man scolded, "Who? Who the fuck hit me with a stone?"
Of all of them, the most suspicious is of course the tall and thin one.
The tall and thin man had a dark face, "Don't look at me, it's not me." Damn, Lao Tzu really wants to stone you to death, I took you into the line and let you make money, but when I want to save my life, you can't even give up tens of thousands of dollars, it's really blind to me. ”
"When Lao Tzu's illness is cured, we will break up. ”
The fat man was angry, and without thinking about it, he said, "Scatter, scatter, you won't live without you, Lao Tzu will earn a lot more than you alone." ”
"You give me Lao Tzu's part of the money first, otherwise I won't be done with you. ”
The thin and tall chest cavity grew one by one, "Damn, can you shut up and let the divine doctor show me the handle first." ”
"Can't!" the fat man deliberately angered him.
The tall and thin man was about to say something, but I reminded him, "You don't get angry now, and it will speed up the deterioration of your condition." ”
When the tall and thin man heard this, he swallowed back the words that came to his lips.
"Okay, okay, I'm not angry, fatty, you show me a walk. Divine doctor, let's come and see the doctor now. ”
"Give me your hand. I said.
The tall and thin man hurriedly handed me his hand, in fact, I don't need to check the pulse to know where his illness is, take the pulse, just sit and sit, show him, and show the people around him.
This guy is sick because he has eaten too much of the big tonic stuff, which causes the liver to be hot and has nowhere to excrete.
You don't need anything, as long as you don't eat those big tonic things, and it's good to slow down for a while.
But who told him to cheat and deceive, I just retaliated with a tooth for a tooth.
I gave him a pulse, then I picked up the ginseng, pulled a beard, and let him chew and eat it.
The guy was skeptical, but seeing that my eyes were determined, he finally took the thing and put it in his mouth.
He chewed and ate it, and said, "I don't seem to feel anything." ”
I said, "This is ginseng and not an elixir, how can it be so fast." This ginseng is the introduction, plus my massage and acupuncture book, keep your medicine until the disease is cured. ”
"Come on, you climb on the table now, and I'll give you a massage first. After the massage, your whole body will open up, and you will have a feeling of relaxation all over your body. ”
The tall and thin man hurriedly crawled on the table, and I smiled in my heart, and you will be able to bear it later.
My set of techniques is called the Wrong Gold Bone Breaking Technique, which is used to treat patients with musculoskeletal injuries and help them dredge their muscles and bones.
When used on the patient, it is used to dredge the muscles and bones, and when used on a normal person, it is to wash the marrow, which is very, very painful.
The first time I went down, the tall and thin man wailed, "Ahhh
I told him, "Hold back, I'm getting rid of the toxins in your body, and the more it hurts, the more toxins you have." ”
"If I press you here, do you feel so painful that you want to die?"
The tall and thin man nodded repeatedly.
I said, "That's right, you see your bones here are almost deformed, I'll help you correct them." ”
As he spoke, he broke it hard, but I didn't break his bones.
The tall and thin man screamed in pain, saying that he couldn't stand it anymore and told me to hurry up.
I thought to myself, you can't stand it, I'm going to torture you for an hour.
After half an hour of tossing and turning, I was as thin and tall as noodles, and I was afraid that I couldn't move there.
However, he had a happy smile on his face.
I clapped my hands, "I'm going to do acupuncture next, you have too many toxins in your body, you have to prick several places." After tying it up, it took 6 hours to unplug it, and then run a hot shower, remember?"
The tall, thin man nodded weakly.
I took out a small box from my bosom, which contained several needles for acupuncture.
Coincidentally, yesterday I found out that another disciple was not in good health, just like giving him acupuncture and acupuncture treatment.
In the morning, I brought my acupuncture stuff with me, and it came in handy.
The massage of the right person is to tighten his muscles and bones, and after a few more stitches, I guarantee that he will not be able to get out of bed for a week.
But those symptoms didn't set in an hour later, now...... It does look like it's alive, and it's called returning to the light. The more energetic I am now, the more painful it is when I have a seizure.
After a few stitches, I told the tall and thin man my address: Building 7, No. 36 Minnan Street.
If you have any questions, feel free to come to me.
That address is the address of Xiaomi, who is raised by a local tyrant.