Chapter 26: Teach you how to divide your muscles and bones
After worshipping the land, it is time to dig a pit with a hoe. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Needless to say, Song Zhong is like flying. The old camel is not slow at such an age. Only Wan Sheng, who didn't have much strength and hadn't eaten breakfast, completely became a soft-footed shrimp with soy sauce. The rule of the funeral is not to chat casually, so the two of them just stared at Wan Sheng, and everything was silent. And Wan Sheng was fortunate to have a red cloth on his face, otherwise he would be really ashamed to bury himself.
Half an hour later, a large earthen pit the size of an ox cart was formed, and Wan Sheng was already paralyzed. However, the matter is not over. Wan Sheng still struggled to get up and helped drag the corpses on the carriage side by side into the pit. And then there's the filling.
Originally, this should be the easiest step, but Song Zhong and Lao Camel did carefully press and tamp the soil layer with a hoe back every time they covered a foot of soil, and then covered it with a foot of soil, and continued to tamp it, repeatedly.
Wan Sheng looked at it in his eyes and sighed in his heart, this is the immortal style. If it were an ordinary person, it would just be enough to push the soil and cover it, so why don't you care if this grave will be washed out by the rain and dug out by wild dogs? The immortal style also gave Wansheng endless encouragement, and Wansheng once again mustered up all his strength to start work.
The fill was completed after a busy hour and the sun was turning west. In the end, a wooden board was inserted in front of the new grave, and the book "Jianye Yamen Yizhuang was buried here on a certain year, month, and day", and at the end, he burned a handful of paper and officially led the car back to the city.
It was only at this time that Song Zhong finally spoke: "Boy, can you go?"
Wan Sheng couldn't even move his legs now, and wanted to speak, but he did find that he hadn't taken a sip of water for nearly a day since he left the city, and the dry smoke in his throat couldn't even make a sound. It was only at this time that Wan Sheng realized that his current situation was so painful, and he had never felt it before?
Song Zhong threw a gourd from his arms: "Drink water." ”
Wan Sheng hurriedly took a big sip, and then he felt that most of his life had finally returned, and he could finally speak in his throat: "Thank you Song Tou, I can go." ”
Song Zhong said lightly: "Stretch out your two hands and I'll take a look." ”
Wan Sheng was surprised: "Reach out?"
The old camel smiled: "Of course, it depends on whether you are lazy!"
Wan Sheng said helplessly: "I'm really not lazy! I just didn't dare to eat breakfast, so I didn't have the strength." You won't let me speak, and I can only hold back. ”
At this time, Wan Sheng's palm had been ground out of a circle of blood blisters by the hoe handle, Wan Sheng didn't know if he didn't look at it, he was startled when he saw it, and it was not until this time that Wan Sheng felt the hot pain in his palm.
The old camel smiled: "It seems that you are not lazy, it should be the first time you kid have caught a hoe, right?"
Song Zhong did frown, grabbed Wan Sheng's wrist knuckles and pinched them suddenly, and Wan Sheng couldn't help but snort.
Song Zhong Daqi: "Your kid's wrist strength and finger strength are good, your thick cocoons on the bone joints of the two fingers of the middle index finger are abnormal!"
Wan Sheng's heart suddenly changed, his secret was about to be seen through, but he still said: "It's so-so." ”
The old camel smiled: "General? Song Tou's pinch just now is actually a wrong hand, and ordinary people are not allowed to kill pigs!"
Song Zhongqi said: "Where did you kid practice this?"
Wan Sheng was quite helpless: "Can you not say it?"
Song Zhong said lightly: "Yes." ”
Wan Sheng's heart suddenly, all of them were seen by the immortals, what kind of private thing is hidden, this is called a villain hiding a chicken! Anyway, after he becomes a grandmaster, he will also say it, Wan Sheng decided to say it to the gentleman: "My family is an embroidery workshop." ”
"Embroidery workshop?" The two couldn't help but be stunned, and then laughed in surprise: "Could it be that you are embroidering?"
Wan Sheng sighed: "Trained by my mother-in-law, it is impossible for my manly husband to gnaw at the old all the time, right?"
Song Zhong was shocked and asked, "How many years have you practiced?"
"Five years. ”
The camel was shocked: "I can't see it!"
Song Zhong sighed: "No one thought of it!"
So Song Zhong's tone changed: "Boy, with your conditions, you can just learn my wrong muscles, and I can also teach you to divide your muscles and bones, do you want to learn?"
Wan Sheng frowned: "Can I learn?"
Song Zhong said lightly: "The difference between the muscles and bones and other martial arts is to control the enemy and catch the enemy rather than kill the enemy, which is the common martial arts of people in the public gate, and after learning it, you know the joints and meridians of the whole body well, and you can also be a part-time bone." This is benevolent martial arts, ordinary people just want to learn and I don't want to teach him, I see that you have only been working for two days and you are so hard-working and talented, so make an exception!"
Benevolence and martial arts? worthy of being an immortal! Wan Sheng was ecstatic: "Thank you Song Tou, oh no, thank you, teacher-"
"Don't!" Master Wansheng was choked by Song Zhong before he could shout: "It's just to teach some basic techniques first, not to mention Master, ordinary people can't even practice this basic technique, wait until you have practiced the basic skills." ”
Wan Sheng said blankly: "This basic technique is so difficult?"
The old camel smiled: "Of course it's difficult, you practice the wrong hand and not the iron sand palm, you can go to fry the chestnuts every day and sell and practice, you can't also use the chestnut pot to practice your hands, right?"
Wan Sheng was surprised: "Then what do I use to practice?"
The two of them did silently watch Wan Sheng speechless. Wan Sheng's heart suddenly fell, and he couldn't help but exclaim: "Could it be that you are practicing with Yizhuang's corpse?"
Song Zhong nodded: "Not bad! However, the wrong bone is the wrong bone, the tendon is the tendon, and the wrong bone is the basic. Dividing tendons is an advanced technique, to practice tendons, you must first dissect the corpse to recognize the meridians of the human body, and only our yamen autopsy is qualified to teach tendons, and when you are done, you can take over my class as a criminal officer, and you can be a senior Langzhong. No matter how you look at it, it's a good deal!"
Wan Sheng exclaimed, "Dissect the corpse!?"
The old camel laughed and said, "Who told us to be a puppet?"
Song Zhong also smiled faintly: "Boy, don't look at the old camel like this, he is an expert in drug testing, as long as the old camel is happy, he can teach you to test drugs!"
The old camel laughed: "As long as the kid dares to grasp the heart, liver, and intestines in his hands and play, I can teach it!"
"Vomit ......" are still two living ghosts!