Chapter 1084: Donard Running Naked
Chen Guang walked from the backstage of the Hugo Hall to the front of the stage, and for a moment the flash lights clicked non-stop. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
The bright light of the Dao Dao shone directly on Chen Guang's eyes from below, and Master Guang protected his eyes with internal strength, and walked all the way, only smiling and opening his eyes, looking extraordinarily personable.
He has to make sure that every photo of himself taken by others is a handsome guy with no dead ends in 360 degrees.
He doesn't want to take blackened photos and be ridiculed on the Internet.
After many reporters finished taking photos, Chen Guangcai pressed his hands and gently gestured to a large number of microphones in front of him, making everyone quiet.
There are some familiar faces below, which Chen Guang has seen at the premiere before, or in the aisle of the Huaxia Theater after the premiere.
But at that time, Chen Guang did not pay much attention to the interviews of these people, because at that time he knew that their dogs could not spit ivory out of their mouths.
"Guys, let's skip the polite part and start asking questions from now on, starting with the first number from the left in the first row. You can ask me all the questions I have about the film, including why I came to the United States to release it, and the guests at the premiere, except for my personal life, I will answer all of them. ”
As soon as Chen Guang's words fell, the old man in the first row from the left stood up, "Hello Mr. Chen, I'm Dimon from the Washington Post, and there have always been rumors that you are here for the Oscar winner this time, is it true? We would like to hear a more accurate answer from you." ”
Chen Guang grinned, "Good question, thank you Mr. Dimon for bringing this question." Yes, I will answer you clearly now, I, Chen Guang, are indeed here for the Oscar for Best Actor. ”
The reporters below were in an uproar for a moment, and the expressions on everyone's faces varied, some took it for granted, while others were full of disbelief.
Immediately, the second person asked again, "Mr. Chen, I'm Tallent from the New York Times, I want to ask, Mr. Chen, what do you think you deserve the Oscar award?"
This is clearly a picky guy.
Chen Guang's face did not change, "You must be the same as the reporters I met before, you have never walked into the cinema, and you don't know what I say." So now how do you let me answer you?
This poor New York Times reporter thought that he would be respected for coming from a big-name media, so he used arrogant words when asking questions, but he didn't think that Chen Guang was even more arrogant, and he couldn't get off the stage on the spot.
The third reporter then stood up, "Mr. Chen, I'm Mellin from the Manhattan Weekly. I went to the cinema last night to watch "Women", and I think Mr. Chen's acting skills in the movie are indeed epoch-making, but whether a movie can be on the Oscar podium depends not only on your performance, but also on the overall level of the movie. In "Women", in addition to Mr. Chen's acting skills, there are still many deficiencies in other aspects as a film trying to hit the Oscars. So I personally want to know, Mr. Chen, where does your confidence come from, and do you appear overconfident?"
Chen Guang nodded, I have listened to a lot of what this little friend said, first recognize himself, and then question, this is a little friend who understands the world.
"Mr. Merlin, I do not deny that the problem you are talking about does exist. But before I set off from Huaxia, I had a word to the employees of my company. After all, the Oscar is the Oscar of filmmakers, not the Oscars of politicians. Let's put aside the seemingly middle-of-the-road political tendencies in the plot of "Women", this is just a pure storytelling film. We refocus our attention on the fundamentals of the art of cinema. Let's put aside the other weak points in "Women" and focus entirely on my personal performing arts, and my confidence comes from my acting skills, there is no second reason!"
After Chen Guang finished speaking, he continued to look down with a smile, his face was filled with a smile that seemed to be calm, but in fact pretended to be forced to the extreme.
He actually said such a thing?
This is not a private occasion, it is an official press conference with hundreds of media reporters!
Does your family know that you are so arrogant?
You're not afraid of being beaten?
Countless flashes of light came back, and countless media reporters thought to themselves, we must record this thickest face in the world, maybe tomorrow he will drown in saliva.
The fourth questioner continued to play after Mellin's question, "Mr. Chen, I've also watched "Women", and I admit that your acting skills are very good, but I don't think it's good enough to put you on the podium of the Oscars." ”
Chen Guang replied again: "That's because you have denied me in your hearts from the beginning, and you have preconceived ideas." I suggest you go through the movie a second time and focus all your perspectives on the shots that I am involved in. I can say responsibly that you will definitely feel something new. In addition, please look at the book in my hand, this is the first and second volumes of "World School Performing Arts" that just came on the shelves yesterday, and it is only sold out for 39.9 dollars. If you combine it with the comprehensive interpretation of my personal acting skills in this book, you will have a different feeling when you go to the movie again. ”
"Let me say another unashamed remark, for my performing arts, many of you people inside and outside the circle don't understand it, don't understand it very well. But it doesn't matter, you read my book first, and then watch my movie, and the things you don't understand will gradually become clear. You will find that my performance art is like the paintings of Van Gogh and Leonardo da Vinci, which look ordinary at first glance, but when you look closely, you feel that there are mysteries everywhere. ”
"I can even say that once the acting skills I showed in "Women" and the brand-new performing arts system I wrote in "World School" are mastered by the world, they will inevitably make the film industry in the current state of mankind go further and step onto the next level! I emphasize once again that the Oscar is the Oscar of filmmakers! What I bring to this industry will be revolutionary progress! So why am I not worthy of the Oscar?"
As soon as Chen Guang said this, the entire Hugo Hall was silent.
Many reporters have been unable to calm down for a long time.
Some people who have watched "Women" before and watched it more seriously, have even begun to take the initiative to scrutinize Chen Guang's words in their hearts.
There are also those who took a cursory look at "World Pie" and then put it on the shelf, and at this time they had an epiphany and fell into a long exam.
There are also people who are completely fascinated by watching "World Pie", well, even if these people receive an invitation, they are bored at home or in a hotel and haven't gone out.
Of course, there are also die-hard blacks who have never seen movies or books, and they can't say half a sentence at this time.
Originally, I prepared a lot of questions, and I wanted to take Chen Guang into the ditch, with only one purpose, to let him say something that could be taken out of context and cause controversy.
But I never expected that the bait I prepared didn't have time to throw out, and this thing took the initiative to jump into the abyss, and I couldn't pull it!
"Then Mr. Chen, what you just said can be regarded as thinking that the previous performing arts were all children's babbling, and your own so-called cosmopolitan school is the real performing arts?"
After all, there are still smart people in this world, and what journalists are best at is digging holes.
Chen Guang looked back at him, his face did not change, and nodded, "Yes." ”
Wow!
"Mr. Chen, do you understand how many people you will offend with such an attitude?"
"I understand, but I respect my heart, and I respect my own art even more, as others say when they boycott me, they boycott for the sake of the performing arts, and I am crazy for the sake of the performing arts. I know where I am, and out of my sense of responsibility, I have no reason to deny my artistic level, because my persistence is beneficial to this era!"
When it was over, he not only jumped off the cliff, but after jumping off the cliff, he turned on the jet on his back, and he was swooping down the mountain!
The huge Hugo Room was silent again, and there was no need for this interview to go on.
And dig a fart pit, he himself is a sinkhole!
We met a madman!
After a long time, Chen Guang strode away from the Hugo Hall refreshed, leaving behind a large group of shocked news media and countless stunned online media viewers who broadcast live.
Fang Tianyu and Lu Xiaoliang silently looked at Chen Guang's back.
"Worthy of the boss. ”
"Square Braincase, look at my face. ”
"What's wrong with you?
"No, did you see a word on my face?"
"What word?"
"Uppercase uniforms. ”
"By the way, Sangouzi, where has the boss gone?"
"Went to the neighborhood to find Mrs. Joshtan. ”
", boss, he's going to fall into the well?"
The Three Dogs laughed wickedly, "Don't say it so ugly, I think it's more appropriate to beat the Reservoir Dog, you don't know how annoying that dead old man named Donard Joshtan is." ”
Three hours later, the storm caused by Chen Guang's "big nonsense" at the media conference has not stopped, and the humiliated film industry is eager to buy a plane ticket to Los Angeles to kill him now, and many members of the Oscar jury who are already in Los Angeles are even more furious.
If they hadn't checked the news on the Internet in advance, they found out that Chen Guang was actually the champion of this year's World Wrist Wrestling Competition, and by the way, they saw the video uploaded by Bona Pearce to the Internet of Chen Guang punching the dynamometer, they would have done it.
"This hateful Huaxia people!"
"Despicable!
"Jumping clown!"
"Do you think you're going to get us into the cinema like that?
"You're not going to get nominated at all!"
"We're not interested in your bullshit cosmopolitan!"
Many people scolded bitterly as they threw the brand-new copies of "World Pie" that they had just asked their assistants to buy into the burning fireplace.
At about one o'clock at noon, the box office statistics of Huaxia were released, and it still reached the top, and the single-day box office exceeded 100 million.
In North America, the morning real-time box office attendance fell slightly, falling below 90%, but still as high as 84.7%.
But at this moment, because of Chen Guang's excessive arrogance, the film industry in North America has once again reached a consensus, and these filmmakers believe that Chen Guang has touched the bottom line that they can't touch.
They plan to join forces, close their ears, poke their eyes blind, and no matter how terrible Chen Guang's box office is, they will never set foot in the theater.
No matter how great others brag about his book, he will never think about reading his book again.
The Oscars have never had anything to do with the box office!
You don't have the most basic respect for us in the film industry, and there has never been a person who can win an Oscar after offending all the judges!
No matter how crazy your RMB offensive is, it is impossible!
We filmmakers will never bow our heads to any power!
Then, at two o'clock in the afternoon, another piece of news scared the group of filmmakers who had just made up their minds in their hearts to continue to get along with Chen Guang.
Donard Joshtan, the man who seemed to have disappeared for three days out of thin air, suddenly appeared!
On this cold and bleak day, he appeared on the street in a grand manner wearing only a tie and plaid panties, running circles around his Hollywood Chinese Theater!
Oh my God! I heard that Chen Guang went to talk to Jenny Joshtan in the morning.
What exactly did he do to Mrs. Joshtan?
Ill-fated old Donard, how kind of madness did you suffer to do such a thing in this cold winter?
Look, his running in the afternoon sun looks chic, but in fact it is extremely bleak back.
His fat body, trembling fat flesh looked so ridiculous, like an absurd mime.
Every step of his running was so hard.
He was sweating profusely, his face flushed, and he was out of breath.
His funny tie flew left and right in front of his bare breasts.
Scottish-style plaid panties were hanging hard on his ass, slightly loose, and the wind blew and quivered.
Every few steps he struggled to run, he had to stop a little and lift his underwear hard.
The sunlight fell on him, stretching his shadow longer.
More and more people noticed this ridiculous scene and gathered around, pointing at the silver-haired Donard from a distance.
Donard's friends almost burst into tears.
Lady Joshtan must have been cast a wicked spell.
How could she bear to let her husband, who is highly respected in the entire North American film industry, do such a ridiculous thing!
The stubborn and stubborn Donard must have suffered the horrors of the medieval church judgment to succumb to this extent, right?
Wait, why is he laughing on the TV?
The smile on his face was as if he felt the call of the Lord, so holy, so calm?
Is Donard driven crazy?
Oh, my God!
Those many old stubborns who are highly respected in the Oscar jury, looking at Donard's "tragic situation", inevitably have a sense of sadness in their hearts.
They can't help but secretly panic, if they and others continue to "stubbornly resist" like this, will Donald's fate fall on themselves and others again?
Who gave the Huaxia people such courage to make him so crazy, aren't you afraid of the joint revenge of the Joshtan family and the Edward family?
You are humiliating the faces of those two great families!
Lu Xiaoliang and Fang Tianyu silently looked at the live broadcast report sent by the Los Angeles TV reporter from the scene, and looked at each other.
"Brute-like boss. ”
"Ruthless!"
"Crazy boss. ”
"I don't know at all that we respect the old and love the young, and trample on our traditional Chinese virtues under our feet. ”
"Three dogs, I just recorded, you're finished. ”
"!"
Except for Tang Xiaokai, few people knew that this was actually Donard's own choice.