Body 0028. I have mineral water at home
This fat man is a self-cooked, the bell of the first class has already sounded, he is still chattering around Lu Xiu, Lu Xiu doesn't want to pay attention to him, he seems to have not noticed it at all, and the conversation gate can't be opened at all.
"Lu Xiu, which school did you transfer from?"
"Lily of the Valley High School. β
"Lily of the Valley High School!" The fat man said very excitedly: "You actually came from Lily of the Valley High School, I heard that that place is amazing, and what came out was either an underground boss or an underworld brother... My biggest dream since I was a child was to be a big brother... It's like the old boy in the movie, it's okay to go to the street with a machete and pretend to be a force, happy and revenge, how happy!"
Lu Xiu listened to the black lines in his head, this guy should have watched too many movies, if everyone thinks like him, then the world should be chaotic.
"Then why don't you go and be a gangster, but study here?"
Wan Qian said helplessly: "My dad is a bar, besides, I don't have that talent, just think about it--- in fact, the gangster in my impression may not necessarily be a bad guy..."
Lu Xiu smiled and shook his head, Wan Qian's thoughts at this age are still relatively simple and naΓ―ve.
"On the contrary, many of the people who commit crimes on the news now are people who know the law and break the law and have a glamorous identity. Wan Qian said again.
His words made Lu Xiu suddenly froze, what the fat man said was not right? On the surface, the wind is calm, but the concept of black and white right and wrong is actually very vague and has no boundaries in today's society, which is thought-provoking.
"That's right, Lu Xiu. As soon as the words changed, Wan Qian secretly glanced at the teacher on the podium, and found that the teacher did not notice that he was speaking, so he said to Lu Xiu: "You just transferred to our eighth middle school the next day, do you have a good match? Do you want my brother to help you introduce you? Tell you, my brother is a PHS in the eighth middle school, outside the class, even in the third year of high school, as long as it is a beautiful girl, there is no brother who doesn't know, and the top ten brothers in the school flower list are all memorized!"
What kind of foolish boy, according to Lu Xiu, this fat man should be a reporter.
Lu Xiu rolled his eyes, and was about to say no, when he suddenly remembered Zhao Lingyan, so he said with interest: "Zhao Lingyan?"
"it!"
Wan Qian looked at Lu Xiu in surprise: "Dude, you have good eyesight, you just came here the next day and took a fancy to our Colonel Zhao?"
Lu Xiu was thoughtful, it seemed that as he expected, Zhao Lingyan was quite famous in the eighth middle school.
"But brother. Wan Qian patted Lu Xiu's shoulder, shook his head at him, and persuaded him earnestly: "Brother advises you to dispel this idea as soon as possible, there are not a hundred but two hundred people chasing Colonel Zhao, there is no more than one of you, and no less of you----- you are no one." β
I don't know why, Lu Xiu looked at the birthmark on his top and bottom, and always had the urge to laugh. If he told this fat man that he was currently living with the Zhao Daxiao flower in his mouth, I don't know how he would react.
"Hey, I said, what kind of expression are you...", "I know that you have confidence in yourself, and you do have the potential to be a little white face, but let me tell you the truth, it's not that I deliberately hit you." Those who are chasing her are much more handsome than you, and they are even richer than you! As far as I know, Colonel Zhao himself is a rich second generation. Do you want to stand out from a crowd of suitors, unless you have a mine---- do you have a mine?"
"I have mineral water at home. β
Lu Xiu spread his hands and said.
He almost didn't laugh to death when he said this.
At this time, the teacher on the podium finally couldn't bear it anymore, and threw a chalk eraser over, accurately hitting the mouth of thousands of smiles. In this way, thousands of people ate a nose of ash.
"Wanqian, get up---- tell you what makes you so happy, so that everyone can have fun together?"
β----β
The classroom burst into laughter.
Wan Qian stood up and glanced at Lu Xiu with resentment. It's like saying, you killed me this time...
Lu Xiu was even more ruthless, and directly pretended not to know. It's none of your business.
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Finish your meal at noon.
Lu Xiu was just about to go back to the classroom and take a lunch break on his stomach, but he was suddenly stopped by two people.
When I looked up, I realized that it was an "acquaintance".
One is tall and thin, the other is short and thin. As for what the names of the two of them were, Lu Xiu couldn't remember it---- it was strange for him to think of it, he didn't know what the two were called, he just saw each other.
Isn't it just the two little followers who followed "Brother Cowhide" last time! And Lu Xiu still doesn't know the name of "Brother Cowhide"...
"You... Something?"
Wang Lung and Fang Zihao saw Lu Xiu looking at them for a moment, and thought that Lu Xiu was frightened by their momentum, so they suddenly swelled a little, and said to Lu Xiu: "Our viagra is looking for you, come with us." β
"Viagra?"
Lu Xiu was a little puzzled, he only knew that there was a popular aphrodisiac called Viagra.
"Where do you want to take me?" Lu Xiu asked with a frown.
Let's talk about the place first, and then he can think about whether to go or not.
"Toilet, what, don't you dare?" Fang Zihao scoffed.
Lu Xiu nodded suddenly, he just had a little urge to urinate, and if he let it go, it would obviously be more comfortable to sleep. "Let's go. β
This time, it was Fang Zihao who was proud for a while, but he didn't expect Lu Xiu to agree so quickly.
The two led Lu Xiu directly to the toilet where they smoked in the morning, this toilet was on this floor, close to the corridor, quite far away from the teacher's office on this floor, one in the south and one in the north, and the teacher would not come here when he went to the toilet.
The toilet is a place, I don't know when it started, and it has suddenly become a place where students like to settle their personal grievances, no matter which school it is, not to mention the men's toilet, even the women's toilet has girls fighting and grabbing their hair and chests.
Soon, Lu Xiu followed the two into the toilet.
Before he could go in, he smelled a strong smell of smoke, and Lu Xiu couldn't help frowning.
"Viagra, we brought people here. Wang Lung said.
After the voice fell, Cheng Weihua walked out of the innermost toilet room. He knew very well that as the boss, he should be the last to appear, so he would have a clever plan to let the two younger brothers "invite" Lu Xiu to the toilet. In this way, psychologically, Lu Xiu should already be afraid, right?
After coming out, he first glanced at Lu Xiu, and then suddenly flicked the unextinguished cigarette butt in his hand at Lu Xiu...
Lu Xiu raised his left foot quietly, and the cigarette butt fell accurately under his feet, and when he landed, he was instantly trampled on.
Cheng Weihua was slightly stunned.