"I, how can I play tricks on you. "Wang Dadong is a little weak-hearted, does the little witch already know that she hurt her?

"Hmph, dead brother-in-law, you still don't want to admit it, I've already asked Teacher Soya, and she has already told me why I have a big one and a small one there!"

"Uh...... I'm just kidding you, Shishi, you're not going to be so stingy, are you?"

But the little witch asked rhetorically: "Brother-in-law, I'm joking with you, will you be angry?"

"Of course not!" Wang Dadong hurriedly assured.

"Oh, that's good, I just pinched the chili water with my hand, brother-in-law, you won't be angry, right? The little witch winked at Wang Dadong a few times.

"What? chili water!"

Damn, labor and management will say why it's hot there.

At this time, Wang Dadong looked at the little witch with a look in his eyes, not to mention how resentful he was.

"Nima, you said you can pinch it, why do you have to pinch the chili water first!"

This is not a pickled pepper bird!

"Brother-in-law, people are joking with you, you won't be angry with others, right?" The little witch looked innocent.

"I!no!angry!" Wang Dadong said through gritted teeth, enduring the hot pain below.

This little devil is really hateful.

"People know that brother-in-law is the best!" the little witch cheered and ran out of Wang Dadong's house.

After the little witch left, Wang Dadong immediately rushed into the toilet, turned on the cold water, and rushed at the bird.

"The surname Wang, why don't you make breakfast!" After the female boss got up, she sat down at the table and waited for a delicious breakfast, but after waiting for a long time, she didn't see the shadow of breakfast.

When I ran to the kitchen, I saw that it was still a cold pot and a cold stove, and I was suddenly unhappy.

"Well, my wife, I'm injured...... Wang Dadong came out of the house and said with an aggrieved face.

"Hurt, where is it? Show me. A worried look flashed on the female boss's face.

This beast has always had thick skin, and it is the first time that it can be injured.

"Ah, my wife, don't look at it, it's not very convenient. Wang Dadong was like a little girl who had been forcibly forked, and twisted.

"It's all old husband and wife, what's inconvenient, beast, you shouldn't be deliberately trying to be lazy, that's why you said you were injured, right? Hurry up, show me where you are injured, if you are really injured, this president will let you take paid leave today, if you dare to lie to me, hum, be careful of your third leg!" said the female boss viciously.

Wang Dadong's cheeks twitched, isn't this the third leg injured.

That dear little baby was almost abolished by Lin Shi'er's little devil.

I don't know what kind of chili pepper it is, it's so spicy!

It's been boiling water for half an hour, and it's still hot.

"Boss, it's really inconvenient to ......" Wang Dadong looked embarrassed.

"Wang Dadong, President Ben ordered you to show President Ben where you were injured immediately, otherwise President Ben will fire you!" said the female boss with full aura.

"Don't show me, boss, if I show you, you're really going to fire me. Wang Dadong's head shook like a rattle.

The female boss immediately frowned when she heard this, "Wang Dadong, who do you think of President Ben? President Ben never lets his emotions sway when he does things, even if he really wants to fire you, it is a particularly serious mistake for you." ”

"Besides, if it weren't for President Ben's covering, you think you, a little security guard, would be able to live happily in the security department? I can tell you, that Zeng Xiaozhang beat you up a little report a day. ”

"Boss, I can't repay you for your kindness to me, I can only promise ...... person," Wang Dadong was moved.

"It's good to know that I'm good to you, now you can show me where you're hurt, right? That is, President Ben cares about you, so he has to look at where you're injured, and if it's anyone else, President Ben won't be happy to see it!" said the female boss disdainfully.

"That's that, boss, you can't look at anyone else. Wang Dadong hurriedly said, "Nima, that thing, you can't just look at it!"

"Hurry up, this president is busy?" said the female boss with some impatience.

"Boss, you, do you really want to see it?"

"I really want to see it!"

"Do you have to see it?"

"You have to see it!"

Wang Dadong sighed, "Okay, boss, you come to the house with me." ”

"Why do you have to go into the house, can't you see it here?" the female boss wondered.

It's a little weird in it, this beast is as thick-skinned as the city wall one day, why is it grinding and chirping today, just like a woman.

The more strange she felt, the more the female boss wanted to know, where was this beast hurt?

Did it hurt your brain?

Oh no, if the beast is really brain-dead, wouldn't the president marry a fool?

Lin Shiyan felt that this matter had to be clarified, and if the beast really became brainless, he had to divorce him.

Hmph, even if you don't want to think about yourself, you have to think about your children!

What if I have a brain wreck?

"Boss, if you want to see, you can only go to my house, otherwise you will kill me, and I will not show you. Wang Dadong said resolutely.

"Okay, President Ben will come to your house and see, really, grinding and chirping. The female boss pursed her lips and followed Wang Dadong into the house.

"Boss, you close your eyes first, I'll let you open them, and then you can open them. Being stared at like this by the female boss's beautiful eyes, Wang Dadong really couldn't take off his pants.

"Real ink!" the female boss closed her eyes impatiently.

"Okay, no?"

"Uh...... Wait, wait. ”

"Why is it so long? President Ben is going to open his eyes!" said the female boss, opening her beautiful big eyes.

Suddenly, a peerless bird came into view.

"Ahh

Wow, Wang Dadong, who was already very injured, suddenly suffered a second injury.

Moreover, the last time it was poisoning, continuous damage.

This time, I was directly hit by the ultimate, and I was raped, uh, no, I was critically hit.

That feeling is definitely more refreshing than sour.

"Boss, you're going to abolish me!" Wang Dadong was sweating profusely, and it took a few minutes to come to his senses.

"Who, who told you to scare me with that evil thing!" said the female boss through gritted teeth.

That beast thing, it's really big, it's too scary.

Fortunately, nothing happened with the beasts that night, otherwise, President Ben's small body would definitely be miserable.

"Boss, where did I scare you? I said I can't watch it, you want to watch it, you just look at it, why do you want to kick me!" Wang Dadong hummed while rubbing the thing.

"I, how did I know where you were injured......

Lin Shiyan also felt that he was a little too ruthless.