Chapter 169: Mom Asks Me Why I'm Kneeling
Feet don't get wet from the middle of the lake to the shore?
As soon as he heard this, Lin Luoran was so angry that his nose was crooked, didn't he deliberately make things difficult for people? How could he do it!
Not to mention Miss Lin, even those members of the Falcon opened their mouths and looked stunned, the boss is joking, right?
This is not a martial arts movie, there is no hoisting, there is no crane, no helicopter towing...... How is this possible?
Hong Jianfeng's eyes were shining brightly, and he hooked the corners of his mouth and smiled: "How about it, can it be done?"
"Did I say I couldn't?" Li Hao hooked the corner of his mouth, "Let your people put the gun down first, in case it goes off the fire later, it won't be fun!"
As soon as I heard this, there was an uproar on the shore!
"What? Did I hear me right? And he agreed?"
"Damn, this kid is crazy, isn't he? This is something that people can do?"
"Hehe, I'd like to see what tricks he can play!"
Even Lin Luoran tugged at his clothes anxiously, "Dead nerd, you're crazy, what he said doesn't get your feet wet, won't you be able to fly?"
"Then what if I can really fly?" Li Hao grinned.
"You just said that you are Ultraman!" Lin Luoran rolled his eyes angrily and said: "Big brother, now is not the time to joke, can you be serious?"
Li Hao shook his head speechlessly, and simply stopped quibbling.
What's the use of saying more? Will these mortals believe it?
Weakness fundamentally limits their imagination!
After the special forces on the shore put down their guns, Li Hao hugged Lin Luoran tightly with his left hand, and his right hand opened into a claw, and a majestic ball of true yuan quickly condensed in the palm of his hand, and even the surrounding lake began to ripple one by one.
Boom!
After gathering enough true yuan, he slammed into the water, and with the powerful reaction force, he and Lin Luoran's bodies suddenly jumped out of the water, just like a carp jumping over the dragon gate, jumping high out of the water!
Looking at the lake under his feet that was getting farther and farther away from him, and listening to the sound of the wind pouring in his ears, Lin Luoran was so frightened that he shouted with his eyes closed.
And everyone on the shore was already wide-eyed, and their faces were full of shocked and frightened expressions, as if they had seen a ghost in broad daylight.
After jumping out of the water for three or four meters, Li Hao began to fall with Lin Luoran in his arms, and when he fell back to only about twenty centimeters from the surface of the lake, his falling body stopped there, not moving!
The audience was silent, and even Lin Luoran closed his mouth and watched Li Hao's face wander out of the world in amazement.
On the shore of the lake, almost everyone, including Hong Jianfeng, wiped their eyes in unison, thinking that they were dazzled by the mistake, how could this be possible? !
But when they wiped their eyes for a long time and looked over again, Li Hao was still standing firmly on the surface of the lake, only the lake under his feet was rippling in circles......
With a smug grin, Li Hao took a step and slowly walked towards the shore, every step was as steady as Mount Tai, and there was no sign of shaking or unstable at all.
Under the paving of the external aura true yuan, it was as if there was a set of invisible stairs laid out at his feet, supporting the weight of his and Lin Luoran's bodies, so that they could walk steadily to the shore without their feet getting wet!
A moment later, a series of popping sounds rang out one after another, and the falcon soldiers, who were still sneering just now, all knelt down!
What, my mother asked me why I was kneeling? Look at the gods!
This kind of scene of treading water has never been seen in martial arts movies before, but I have never seen it in reality!
Don't even dare to think about it, because this is a violation of the laws of physics!
If this picture is transmitted, I'm afraid that Newton's coffin board will not be able to suppress it, and what about the gravitational force that he said?!
Lin Luoran, who was still frightened just now, was hugged into Li Hao's neck with a red light on his face, and his bright eyes were full of affection.
A man in Dora style, low-key but powerful, is definitely the perfect husband candidate!
What walks on the red carpet and rides in a luxury car, all of them are weak!
Whose husband can hold his wife on the water? Ah? Who else?!
How can such a sassy man be cheap for those disgusting dead?
When he successfully walked to the shore, Hong Jianfeng finally knelt down with a puff, and said with a red face: "Senior brother Shenwei, I'm convinced!"
Seeing this scene, the Falcon members behind couldn't help but be secretly taken aback: Boss Hong was a person with real eyes on the top of his head, and there were few people in the entire Huaxia military world who could convince him, let alone make him kneel......
He's a senior brother, it's really amazing!
Li Hao put down Lin Luoran, who was pouting and reluctant, and bent down to help Hong Jianfeng, "Get up, it's not bad for you to be like this these days, you didn't shoot me, I'm already very happy, just kneel and bow down." ”
Hong Jianfeng's old face turned red when he said this, and he said with a sneer: "Senior brother, this is our secret special training base, which belongs to the first-level security area, according to the rules, if an unknown person trespasses...... We can do it first. ”
Lin Luoran, who had been holding back for a long time, could be regarded as having found an opportunity to vent her anger at this time, and she replied angrily: "Why, listen to what you mean, we still have to thank you for your grace of not killing, right?"
Hong Jianfeng was suffocated again, blushing like a pig's liver, if other women dared to talk to him like this, he would have been slapped a long time ago, he didn't have the hypocritical virtue of not beating women.
But this woman is Li Hao's good friend, and he still has to shout his sister-in-law according to his senior......ity! That's the following offense!
What should I do?
"Senior brother, how did you all end up here?" Hong Jianfeng hurriedly changed the topic and asked: "This place is far away from the city, and those civilian satellite positioning can't even find this place, no matter how you get lost, you won't come to this kind of place, right?"
Li Hao waved his hand: "Speaking of which, it's just two words: unlucky! I'll tell you later, take me to take a shower and change my clothes first, okay?"
"Oh, look at me stupid. Hong Jianfeng pretended to slap himself and quickly got out of the way, "Senior brother, sister-in-law, please here!"
After thanking him, Li Hao swaggered away, and Lin Luoran hurriedly followed.
Hong Jianfeng's "sister-in-law" made her blush, but her heart was so sweet that it was about to explode: she had to quickly find a way to push him back and implement this title, otherwise there will only be more and more women around him in the future, and the competition will be too fierce!
Looking at Li Hao's distant back, the members of those Falcon members did have their eyes shining brightly, and the corners of their mouths hooked up with excitement.
"Hehe, our nominal instructor has finally appeared, I'm afraid there will be a good show to watch today~"
The falcon came out this time for temporary training, and the camp built was extremely simple and simple, but the barracks were barracks after all, and even just a few tents left there could give people a solemn feeling.
The appearance of Li Hao and Lin Luoran instantly caused a sensation in the entire camp, and the main reason for this was of course Lin Luoran.
Miss Lin is a unique beauty, no matter how good she looks, her figure is impeccable, and her clothes are all attached to her body after she gets wet at this time, which makes her youthful and graceful arc look fascinating, and there is no man who can not be tempted by it.
In addition, this is a military camp again, and after two or three years of being a soldier, the sow race Diao Chan, these young strong men who have nowhere to vent their male hormones, suddenly saw such a superb stunner, and their eyes were about to fall out, and they were full of water.
But when Hong Jianfeng's gaze swept over, these people immediately returned to a serious and serious appearance, and the speed simply made the face-changing masters of Sichuan Opera ashamed of themselves......
After taking a shower, Li Hao changed into a clean military uniform, and only the military uniform in the military camp could make him a general.
After taking a bath, he was about to discuss with Hong Jianfeng about returning to Jinhai when a sturdy military man strode over.
This strong man is already more than one meter nine tall, almost half a head taller than Li Hao, and with that muscular bump, it gives people a suffocating sense of oppression.
After staring at Li Hao condescendingly, the strong man let out a contemptuous snort from his nostrils, "You are the instructor who is named?
The corners of Li Hao's mouth twitched, and he glanced at the strong man as if he was looking at an idiot, "You're not sick, are you?"
"Don't talk nonsense, if I tell you to hit you, you will be beaten!" The eyes glared, and the horizontal flesh on his face also trembled, "Lao Tzu thought that who had been occupying this instructor's pit and not shitting, it turned out to be a waste of your little arms and legs, Lao Tzu was not convinced!"