[28] Drunken madness

Er Laizi took advantage of the strength of the wine, pulled half a pot of meat into his mouth, stood up, stretched out his hand and pointed at Wu Butcher's nose, "What are you, you pay fifty yuan a month, I won't give you a thousand if you give me, Lao Tzu has already seen that you are not pleasing to the eye, every day in the village pretending to be like a person, yelling at everyone, don't say anything, now I still want to steal other people's secret recipes, saying that I am a dog, what kind of thing are you." ”

Butcher Liu was used to being complimented by the villagers, no one dared to speak to Butcher Liu in person, Er Laizi's words undoubtedly lit the explosive package, which made the flame of dissatisfaction in his heart soar, raised his hand and slapped the table, and yelled at Er Laizi: "Dog, you can bear it." ”

"Hey, you Liu Fatty, you have eaten in your mouth, and you squirt dung, just your little trick, you can still hide it from me Zhang Erlai, you just can't see that Brother Guang is better than you, you hope that the whole village is poor, and you also hope that the people in the village will treat you as a superior person, today I will tell you, your good life is over, you look at the same rich people, what does Brother Guang do to everyone, you look at you again, even the feather duster and chicken feathers have to be glued back. Er Laizi took advantage of the strength of the wine to splash his anger.

"You ......" Butcher Liu's mouth is not as good as Erlaizi's, his face is flushed with anger, and he can't hold back a word of counterattack with his fists clenched.

"What are you, your little, I don't have to say it. ”

Syllable~

Butcher Liu raised his hand and slapped it, and five finger prints instantly appeared on the left side of Er Laizi's face, and his ears buzzed.

"Damn, I can't beat you. ”

Er Laizi was angry, raised his leg and kicked towards Butcher Liu's stomach, Butcher Liu was defenseless and fat, his center of gravity was unstable, and he fell to the ground with his head up.

This didn't stop, Er Laizi picked up the bench and slammed it down on Butcher Liu, and the bench was smashed apart by him.

"Do you want to say it again, see who beat whom?" exclaimed Erraizi.

Butcher Liu was on the ground, moving his body, trying to stand up, Er Laizi raised his foot again and stepped on Butcher Liu's back.

"Call Daddy. ”

Butcher Liu's mother-in-law was so frightened that she came back to her senses after a while, she didn't dare to persuade Erlaizi, so she ran out of the house to ask for help from a neighbor.

However, the lights of the neighbors around her were out, and they all went to Wu Daguang's house to watch TV, so she could only go straight to Wu Daguang's house.

There was a news broadcast on the TV in Wu Daguang's home, and the villagers were all listening to the major and minor events that had happened in the country recently.

"Daguang, something happened, something happened. The daughter-in-law of the butcher Liu at the gate of the courtyard shouted while running.

Wu Daguang in the house heard the signs, turned his head to look outside the house, and saw Liu Butcher's daughter-in-law trotting into his yard.

"Something happened. Wu Daguang said to everyone, put on his shoes and went out of the house.

Butcher Liu's daughter-in-law had already run to the door of the hall, and said in an anxious tone with a little choked: "My man and Er Laizi have a fight, you go and see, you are going to die." ”

When the villagers heard Butcher Liu and Er Laizi, they all asked the same question, how did two people who couldn't beat them get together.

Thinking about it, when a room of villagers heard the word 'human life', they still ran to Butcher Liu's house, and there was no shortage of women who were curious and ran faster than men.

Wu Daguang finished explaining that Xinghua was guarding the house, and he was the last to go.

The first villager ran into Butcher Liu's house, Butcher Liu was still lying on the ground, and Er Laizi stepped on Butcher Liu, causing Butcher Liu to be unable to get up.

"Er Laizi, what are you doing, Butcher Liu has provoked you, it's winter, hurry up and let Brother Liu get up." The villagers persuaded.

"Get out of the way, I don't know how to be nonsense. Er Laizi said impatiently, and his feet were heavier: "Call Dad." ”

After Butcher Liu left from his mother-in-law, he thought about being soft and hesitating, the villagers had already come, how could a person like him call dad to a ruffian who didn't have any hair, it was impossible.

Now that the villagers are here, they will definitely clean up Erlaizi, relying on their status in the village, and they don't want to clean up how to clean up.

The village chief ran in slowly, and when he saw Er Laizi and Liu Butcher, he thought that Er Laizi was pressed to the ground by Liu Butcher, after all, the physique of the two was there, one fat like a pig, and the other thin like a monkey.

"Er Laizi, what are you doing, if you have something to say, why do you say that you can do it, hurry up and let Butcher Liu get up, if there is anything, I will make the decision for you." "The village chief embodies a good man again.

Er Laizi's little face was red, and the alcohol was on his brain, and his small eyes slanted at the village chief, narrowed into a slit, and skimmed aside. I didn't even say anything to the village chief, I was blatantly despised.

Er Laizi's eyes made the village chief a little weak-hearted, and when Er Laizi didn't drink, he couldn't control it, and if he drank wine, he couldn't do anything, so he couldn't control it.

After thinking about it, he could only persuade with a good voice: "Er Laizi, what the hell is going on, the villagers are here, we will make the decision for you." ”

The village chief gave a look to the villagers behind him, and the villagers understood.

"Yes, yes, don't get excited. ”

"If it's Brother Liu's fault, we will definitely be on your side. ”

Er Laizi snorted coldly and didn't eat this set: "You don't have to call the shots, let Liu Fatzi call me dad." ”

Butcher Liu felt that his dignity had been seriously trampled on, and now that he had the support of everyone, he couldn't coax it.

"Er Laizi, what kind of thing are you, calling you dad, are you worthy?"

Er Laizi aimed at Butcher Liu's head and stretched out his hand to make a critical hit: "In a beep, Lao Tzu can't hurt you." ”

Er Laizi saw that a lot of villagers came, coughed dryly, raised his voice and said: "Two years ago, in order to build a new house, Butcher Liu did not have enough homesteads, occupying half a meter of homestead of Lao Zhang's family. ”

The so-called Lao Zhang's eyes widened, when Butcher Liu built the house, he secretly went to the village chief, until the house was built, the village chief did not give an explanation, and dared to love the two of them.

Er Laizi burped and continued: "Last year, I saw Liu Fatzi go to the cornfield in the middle of the night to meet with the little widow in the next village, I met several times when I stole crops, and in the spring of this year, Liu Fatzi rented a small courtyard in the town, and I saw the widow in the next village leading the little doll to the market a few days ago. ”

Liu Butcher's mother-in-law secretly shed tears, as Liu Butcher's pillow person, she knew that Liu Butcher had a lover outside, and all the money earned by her old Liu was spent on the lover outside, and what made her stunned was that the lover outside actually had his species.

"Whoever harvested corn and lost half an acre of corn, whose peanuts were stolen by two lines, I won't talk about this little thing, let's talk about what happened just now, Liu Fatzi blocked me at my door today, everyone knows why not?"