Rumble!

The people in the hall were shocked and their jaws fell to the ground.

No one would have thought that a young man who came down from the mountain would become an Oba in a second, and Smecta could still speak so fluently?!

There's no one left!

Could it be that the people on the mountains are also popular in learning foreign languages?

Seeing Liu Bei turn into an Oba in a second, Su Yujing couldn't cry or laugh, and said secretly: My God, this guy, can he still become an Oba in a second? Hehe, don't say, when he becomes an Oba, he is really handsome!

"Liu Bei, you, what are you scolding me?" said the sister-in-law.

"Savadika, Tutu where is the kawalaka ....."

Liu Bei immediately spoke another language.

Rumble!

Everyone was dumbfounded again!

"Stop! Okay, I know you're educated! I really can't figure out why a mountain man can speak multiple foreign languages!"

Su Yujing saw Liu Beibiao's foreign language, her eyebrows fluttered, and she couldn't help but be secretly happy.

The sister-in-law who confessed had to spread her hands:

"Hey, back then, Yuan Shao's eighteenth road princes didn't kill Dong Zhuo; today, our Su family's three sects didn't kill Liu Bei! Shame, we are too embarrassed today!"

The third uncle, Ye Hu, answered:

"Su Ting, you take a break first. Now, I'll meet you!"

As Ye Hu spoke, his eyes had shifted to Liu Bei's body:

"Liubetsu, you've been here for a few minutes. I didn't see you eating! Eat, you mountain people, have you ever eaten such a high-end meal in our family in your life? Surely you haven't eaten such a good high-end meal, you have to eat more today!"

Hahaha!

As soon as Ye Hu's words came out, several people laughed.

Some people also gave Ye Hu a thumbs up, feeling that Ye Hu's ability to hit people was too high.

"Senior!" Su Ting also gave her husband a thumbs up.

For a while, everyone's eyes focused on Liu Bei's face.

And Liu Bei is very calm:

"Yes, we mountain people eat coarse grains. Sometimes, one sweet potato is a whole day's ration. ”

Hahaha!

Listening to Liu Bei's words, countless people laughed directly.

Ye Hu laughed so much that tears were about to come out:

"You eat so miserably in the mountains, you are embarrassed to say it?

Aren't you really afraid that others will laugh off their big teeth?

Our feast is definitely a gluttonous feast, come on, you can eat! You who have never eaten a high-class meal, you should eat more!"

Liu Bei shook his head with a smile:

"I don't eat badly, but my body is very good! Unlike you, my body is bloated, and the back door often bleeds! I collapsed three times in a week, and I have liver pain, low back pain, leg and foot pain in the morning and night! The worst thing is that you can't do it, can you have more than three minutes at a time?"

"You ——!"

It's okay to say I'm sick!

You still shake out the things that I can't do?!

How can a man not be able to? Even if he can't, he can't say it!

Hey, my old face, it's a big shame!

Ye Hu also blew up his lungs, and he couldn't wait to tear Liu Bei's mouth!

But Ye Hu had to admit that Liu Bei was too strong!

This kid's words are not nonsense!

I have all the diseases he mentioned!

And Liu Bei continued coldly:

"Ye Hu, these diseases of yours are all diseases of wealth and nobility, and they are all diseases of eating, do you understand?"

"Understood... Understood!" Ye Hu said embarrassedly.

Liu Bei nodded:

"That's right! Eat well, there's nothing to show off! I advise you to eat more old noodles and garlic in the future, and eat less gluttonous feasts, and your illness will be alleviated a lot. ”

Ye Hu almost believed it:

"Uncle, is what you said true? Then I will consider eating old noodles and garlic instead!"

Su Xiaozhuo, who had been silent for a long time, couldn't stand it anymore:

"Dad, are you stupid? Liu Bei's big fool is fooling you. Eating old noodles and steamed buns and garlic, how can you alleviate your illness?"

Ye Hu: "...!"

Su Ting thought that her husband would use the big meal as a starting point, and he would definitely be able to turn over Liu Bei.

Unexpectedly, it failed again!

Not only failed, but Ye Hu was almost fooled by Liu Bei to eat old noodles and garlic.

At this time, a cold man's voice rang out:

"Everyone wants to get rid of Liu Bei, so there's no need to talk nonsense with him! If he doesn't leave, won't it be over if we forcibly take him away? Now, I'll take action myself and beat him away!"

The person who said this was Song Tianhao.

Song Tianhao had long wanted to kill Liu Bei, but he didn't have a suitable opportunity.

Now, Song Tianhao saw that the time was ripe to kill Liu Bei, so he stood up and said this.

When sister-in-law Su Ting heard this, she smiled at Song Tianhao with disdain:

"Song Tianhao, do you think we are stupid?

What you can think of, we can't think of?

If we could have forcibly taken him away, we would have rolled up our sleeves and beaten him away. ”

Song Tianhao was embarrassed:

"How is it possible? Can't you force him away?"

The sister-in-law smiled:

"Liu Bei is a nail household, how can we use coercion to drive him away? We just want to hit him, trample on him, and then let him go by himself. Otherwise, when his grandfather Su Zhennan came back, he would be furious. ”

Rumble!

Song Tianhao was stunned!

I really didn't expect that this thief was still a nail household covered by Su Zhennan. No wonder everyone only dares to talk about him, but not to do it!

At this time, the third aunt raised the golden cane high:

"Liu Bei, come here, I'm going to beat you, my golden cane, I've wanted to hit you for a long time!"

Liu Bei looked at the third aunt and shook his head with a smile:

"Third aunt, save it. It is said that when a man is about to die, his words are good, and when a bird is about to die, his song is also mourning! It's a pity that some people don't understand!

When Su Ting heard this, she was furious:

"Liu Bei, how do you speak? Who are you cursing? Good family banquet, how did you mention that people are going to die?"

When Liu Bei first came to the hall, he smelled a special smell from the third aunt!

This smell, the owl will be excited when it smells it!

This is the smell of the dying man!

Liu Bei stood up, glanced at everyone, ignored the sister-in-law, and didn't say anything anymore, just walked away!

There was only a room of people left, stunned and didn't know what to say.

As soon as Liu Bei leaves, everyone wants to invite Liu Bei back in the future, it will be difficult!

Again, please move Yanagibetsu, it's definitely a hellish level of difficulty!

Su Zheng saw that everyone was cold for a while, so he had to pretend to smile:

"Haha, don't worry about Liu don't be this bastard!

He's here, and we're not happy to eat. He's gone, it's time for us to have a good meal!

After eating, there is still a family club that will continue to open. ”

For a while, everyone was eating and drinking with laughter.

Chopsticks jump!

Wine glasses are staggered!

After eating for a while, the third aunt, who was smiling, stood up and said hoarsely:

"Our Su family is getting more and more brilliant, I'm happy! As an elder, I also salute you juniors with a glass of red wine. ”

The third aunt toasted everyone, and everyone was very happy, and they all stood up and raised the wine glasses in their hands.

When the third aunt brought the wine glass to her mouth, the wine glass suddenly fell from her hand!

Syllable!

The wine glass shattered, and the red wine was scattered on the floor.

Just as the eyes of dozens of people in the hall were focused, the body of the third aunt was also falling down!

Although the third aunt still had a smile on her face, her eyes were slowly closing!

.....

ps:

Thanks to "137******22", "Nursing Home Male No. 1", and "Early Worms Eaten by Birds" for many rewards, I was moved