Chapter 207 [I Have to Be Leisurely......]
"When I am an otaku, I wish the world is bustling for idleness, and the hustle and bustle of the world is for idleness, and when I get the mansion, I hope that the cold people in the world will be warmed, and when the royal sister Lori drills me up and down to get Qingfu, I hope that everyone in the world will leave the sea of suffering, steal joy and leisure, and do not produce"
"I have to be leisurely! I wish my parents and elders, brothers and brothers, and red clothes and martial arts makeup all be leisurely."
"One person is leisurely, Gao Shi is also, everyone is leisurely, and heroes are also! When I have to be leisurely, I hope that there will be no more disputes and hatreds in the world, hard work, 9 to 5, and workplace suffering, this is a real hero!"
This systematic music made Zhou Yi's 108,000 sweat pores all open up all over his body, and an indescribable feeling of joy flowed in his body like mercury, and everywhere he went, he was uncomfortable;
Just as the Buddha meditated under the Bodhi tree for many days and finally attained Bodhi, this kind of great joy comes from the heart, blends with heaven and earth, and is truly happy with heaven and earth! Compared with what long drought and sweet rain in the world, meeting old acquaintances in other places, spending candles in the cave room, winning the 50 million grand prize when the title of the gold list, and finding a peerless and delicate sister paper to be a daughter-in-law are not worth mentioning at all, they are just some small joys, just like the bright moon is compared to fireflies, The aristocracy is not at the same level as the nouveau riche of the buns.
Zhou Yi also immediately understood the truth of those Buddhas and great sages: after my Buddha attained the right fruit, I have already obtained the real great leisure, great happiness, and great joy, but I have not left this world, but continue to promote the Dharma and spread the essence, that is, to pass on this blessing and this leisurely to others!
If there are 'leisurely heroes' in the world, then the Buddha is one, the great sages such as Confucius is also the same, and the Nanwu Guanyin Bodhisattva is also one!
I see, I see, I see
In a trance, Zhou Yi seemed to grasp two golden characters through layers of fog. One of these two words is called 'house' and the other is called 'leisure', but he has a deeper understanding of 'house' and 'leisure'.
Some people stay at home all day long, in fact, the heart is impetuous, this is not called a real house; the house, which means to keep a quiet place in the heart, do nothing and do nothing, as long as the mood is not disordered, even if it is into the vigorous revolution ~ life cause, it is still a house; if you are just in the body, in the shape, even if you close the door all day long, eat, sleep, sleep and eat to be a pig, it is still not a real house, at most it is just a pseudo house
Speaking of which, he came to Tengchong to buy stones this time, which is faintly in line with this truth, whether it is digging a pit or setting off smoke bombs, but it is only a game, and there is an essential difference between Liu Ke and Zhang Zhao, who are dedicated to business. Although there is still some distance from the realm of the real house, it is not impetuous, although there is no Bodhisattva's cultivation, but there is also a bit of Bodhisattva taste, good, very good, strange and beautiful!
Unconsciously, Zhou Yi had a lot of words flowing in his mind, it seemed that it was in line with the lyrics of this song, he was dust-free and unconcerned in his heart at the moment, and when he saw the lyrics, he naturally sang in a manirous voice: "I have to be leisurely"
I don't know how many times I sang this song, but it was even brighter in this quiet night. Fortunately, the tune is graceful, melodious and beautiful, and they live in the most luxurious presidential suite in the hotel, with a good soundproofing system, it is a beckoning girl to roll the bed, the best battlefield for the three British battles against Lu Bu, but there is no need to worry about affecting the rest of others.
The more Zhou Yi sang, the more hearty he became, and later, every time he sang a few words, he had to raise his head and let out a long howl, which was extremely happy. When he was concentrating on singing, there was no room in his eyes, but a clear and unhindered world, as if a virtuous person had entered Dingzhong, and there was a world in his eyes, but there was no dust in the world.
This is already the realm of initiation. This Tao is naturally not the way of cultivation in the novels of Xiuzhen Xianxia, but the way of wisdom, the way of joy, the way of the soul that departs from the mundane and the transcendent and sanctifies, and asks the way of the heart! It is as if he wants to take this opportunity to enter the Tao and enter the silence to clear those barriers and barriers in his heart, it is a realm that all 'sexual cultivators' who have sought liberation have been pursuing hard throughout the ages, and it has taken half of his life or even a lifetime to touch the realm, which is simply too precious!
But just when Zhou Yi was immersed in this precious and rare realm, he had no worries in his heart, and he was about to touch the edge of the Dao, but an ugly voice suddenly sounded in his ears.
"Poofโ"
Someone actually farted in front of him! Then there was a foul smell coming to his face, how could it stink like this, my donkey!
Poor Zhou Yi was 'collapsed' out of the realm of the Great Dao by this fart, and it has become a luxury to want to return to the realm just now, and he opened his eyes in anger, but saw two white flowers sitting in front of him, looking at himself with an embarrassed face.
It's actually Liu Ke and Zhang Zhao, the two rammed goods!
"It stinks! Lao Zhang, what are you doing!"
These two goods live in this presidential room with Zhou Yi, and they can come over when they open the door; just now they also heard Zhou Yi's beautiful singing, and they were attracted unconsciously, and they didn't even wear pajamas, and they came over wearing a pair of pants
Because they were fascinated by the singing, the two of them sat cross-legged on the carpet in front of Zhou Yi's bed, and they heard that it was called a pious; I felt that Zhou Yi's singing was so good, it was even more moving than one hundred and eight sisters stripped off the paper and sang "Distant guests please stay", so that the two of them were comfortable, as if they had eaten the elixir in the Laojun furnace.
It's no wonder that Zhang Zhao listened too comfortably, and under the relaxation of the whole body, even the sphincter muscles with chrysanthemums were completely lost, and the clear qi rose and the turbidity qi descended, and the two qi were evenly divided into the large intestine, and the pickled qi that rushed down actually came out of the door and turned into an extremely loud stinky fart, which not only woke up Zhou Yizhen, who was immersed in the realm of wonder, but also woke up Liu Ke, who was obsessed with singing
Liu Ke was also furious at the moment, glaring at Zhang Zhao fiercely, wishing that he could pounce on him and bite him to relieve his hatred.
"Well, don't blame me. It's no wonder that Brother Zhou's singing is so good, he drove out all my farts. Brother Zhou, it's not my brother I'll praise you, your song can cure diseases, and it can cure constipation!"
Zhang Zhao smiled cheekily, but his face was red and white, in fact, he also knew shame.
"Bah, I've only heard of applause from the audience, but I haven't heard of any fart celebrations!"
Liu Ke almost didn't make him angry when he heard this, and glanced at him fiercely, before he smiled at Zhou Yi and said, "Brother Zhou, don't be spoiled by this rammer, keep singing." It's so good, I just listened to your song, I'm refreshed, I guess if I listen to a few more songs, I'll be able to go straight to the Olympics with this sub-health!
"Gotta get it, Brother Liu, you better save it. Your voice is not much stronger than a wolf's howl."
Zhang Zhao also had a regretful expression: "Brother Zhou, don't be surprised, you continue to continue"
Zhou Yi couldn't help but smile bitterly, the realm he inadvertently entered just now is estimated to be something that can only be felt when the main profession 'Leisurely Hero' is promoted to the top; the system should just let himself experience it, if he can experience it for a while, it should be of great benefit, but unfortunately he was disturbed by Zhang Zhao's fart.
Time is also lucky, and fart is also
Maybe this is the arrangement of fate, right? This fart was by no means put by Zhang Zhao, but arranged in the dark. I think that before the Buddha became enlightened, he also went through tribulations, learned countless methods, and even almost strayed into the demon path a few times, but he was just disturbed by a fart, which can be regarded as the ordeal on the 'leisurely road', but it is no wonder that he is.
"It's past two o'clock, just now I was also on a whim, I didn't know how to sing, but now I want to sing but I can't find the feeling"
Zhou Yi smiled bitterly: "The two old brothers should go back to the room to sleep, beware of catching a cold." โ
Being reminded by him, Liu Ke and Zhang Zhao found that they were only wearing a pair of pants, and the two of them suddenly turned red, and they left in a hurry without even bothering to say anything about the scene.
"If the leisurely hero is really promoted to the top by me, can it really make his parents respect his elders, his brothers and filial brothers, and his red clothes and martial arts makeup all leisurely?"
In a trance, Zhou Yi seemed to understand the true meaning of a leisurely hero. It's not good to be leisurely alone, but the whole family is leisurely
And what if it is all mankind?
Zhou Yi shook his head and smiled, this goal is too big, it doesn't seem to be what he should think about at this stage. What's more, no one is a savior, and he doesn't want to be a savior. Being in this world is like trying to cross the sea of suffering, even a Buddha can't spend all his life, let alone him?
It's still all about fate, the Buddha is vast, but it doesn't cross the people who have no fate, and he is the same here.
What's more, at the moment, he still doesn't know anything about his main class, 'Leisurely Hero'.
Thinking of this, Zhou Yi called up the system screen again. I saw that in the character attribute interface, under the spiritual root immortal body of the basic exercises, the content of the main profession had already appeared.
Main Class: Leisurely Hero (Activated, currently Level 1) Subordinate Skills: Leisurely Heart (Level 2, Turning Stones into Gold) Other Skills: To be determined (will be shown one by one during the main career upgrade) Upgrade conditions and description: This profession has a total of five levels, and the basic exercises are upgraded by two levels each, and the Leisurely Hero can be upgraded by one level, and can be upgraded to up to Level 2 at present; when the basic exercises are upgraded to level nine, this profession can be upgraded to level 5 to achieve Leisurely Hero.
"Hmm, the main career upgrade doesn't rely on upgrading potential points, it's actually three thousand avenues!"
Looking at the upgrade conditions and instructions, Zhou Yi couldn't help laughing. You can really think that it's very interesting to upgrade the main career, it's all idle stories, but you have to face them one by one
(To be continued)