Chapter 757 Green Grass Heaven
Li Yun knelt on the desk, her posture was very unsightly, like a young lady waiting for a man's favor, impatiently urging the other party to hurry up.
"Wait a minute, I'll show you. ”
"Hurry up, then. ”
"If you want to be cured, just wait for me. "I was in a hurry, and Qiu Yu scolded impatiently.
Stinky boy dares to talk to me like this, it's really impatient. Li Yun was very angry, but when she thought of the painful part, she couldn't help it, and said helplessly: "Look, look, whatever you want...... In fact, I also know that my piece is very beautiful, like a beautiful flower, and all men want to look at it carefully, touch it with their own hands, or want to get into it, as long as you can cure me, you can look at it and touch it. ”
The words are full of narcissism, and I almost didn't disgust Qiu Yu to death, Nima, I still have to be shameless, even your rotten thing dares to call yourself the most beautiful flower, and there is a lot of thatch growing next to it, which is connected to the mysterious garden, and the green grass is even in the sky, and the fungus is black and purple, and I think it's a good thing.
Regardless of the patient's character, the doctor's greatest responsibility is to do his best to cure the patient. In the current situation, Qiu Yu didn't think about anything, he opened the drawer, took out a plastic glove and put it on, pointed his fingers, landed on a small granula, and asked, "Does it hurt here?"
"Oops...... You tap ......" Li Yun's face twisted, and her body trembled, "Yes, this is the most painful." ”
"Heal, you bear with it. Qiu Yu moved his finger to the side and asked, "What about this piece?"
Li Yun nodded, "It hurts ...... too"
Being a doctor is like this, no matter how disgusting the sick area is, you have to do your best to heal it, otherwise you don't deserve these two sacred words at all.
Qiu Yu's fingers touched the rotten flower after the lesion, and after an in-depth understanding, he had an arrangement in his heart. He said, "Hold on a little longer, and start formal treatment right away." ”
Li Yun hurriedly asked, "Then I still have to pout?"
"Hmm......" Qiu Yu agreed casually and began a series of preparations. The gauze was folded to the size of a palm, and the cross-flower of the medicated adhesive tape was glued to it, and it was flipped over, and a thin brown special medicine was poured on the other side, and iodine wine and a garbage can covered with plastic bags were prepared next to it.
Ready, Qiu Yu explained: "If you want the disease to be completely cured, you are not allowed to move in the next minute, no matter how painful it is, you have to grit your teeth and hold on, can you do it?"
Hearing that the treatment only takes one minute, Li Yun responded cheerfully, "I can, let's start, it's not a big deal." ”
"Also, don't look back. ”
"Got it, mother-in-law, hurry up and get it, I'm almost on my knees. ”
In order to relax the patient, Qiu Yu deliberately said: "It's only been a few minutes, and you can't kneel, it seems that you don't usually use this posture when shooting guns." ”
Talking about this topic, Li Yun was very interested, and pouted: "I'm the second Ao, you doctor is very sassy...... I'll be honest with you, I like to be on top of men when I do it. ”
When his right hand trembled, the Moon Slashing Knife appeared, and Qiu Yu then asked, "Then did you hurt for the first time?"
"It doesn't hurt too much......
Suddenly, Qiu Yu swung his knife and slashed over, and the speed was amazing. As soon as the knife came out, it turned into a scattered cold light, and swept over the rotten flower, and some diseased tissues and small sarcomas were cut off and flew towards the garbage can, a total of seven or eight pieces, making the garbage can bloody, and the fishy smell filled the air.
Because the movement was very fast, Li Yun didn't feel pain at all, only felt a chill in the back. Immediately afterwards, Qiu Yu grabbed the iodine wine and shook it off.
A touch of reddish-brown potion was poured on the blood-drenched area, and she let out a terrible scream from the stinging pain, unable to hold on any longer, and her body went limp.
I saw Qiu Yu's right hand slapping on the table, and the gauze with the special medicine jumped up suddenly, he swung his arm, and directly slapped the gauze on Li Yun's buttocks, blocking the patient's part, and the tape also sticked.
"Ah, bastard, what did you do to me, it hurt me to death......" Li Yun lay prone on the table, like a mermaid stranded on the beach, her face full of pain, panting for breath.
The medical staff who were busy below heard the screams of killing pigs upstairs, and for fear that something would happen, they quickly ran up, pushed the door with their hands, and locked it.
Ai Xiangling hurriedly knocked on the door, "Doctor Qiu, what's wrong inside?"
The knife was put away, Qiu Yu went over to open the door, saw a few subordinates, and said, "It's okay, I did hemorrhoids surgery on the patient just now." ”
"You finished the operation yourself?" Ai Xiangling asked in surprise.
Qiu Yu said very immodestly: "How else to call an expert." ”
A few little nurses entered the room, looked at it curiously, and saw the girl lying on the desk, her pants still down to the crook of her legs, as if someone had harmed her, and hummed weakly: "It hurts me to death, it hurts so much." ”
However, when they stepped forward and saw that there were dirty items cut off in the blood-stained garbage can, and the girl's affected area was covered with gauze, they believed that the boss's words were true.
Qiu Yu turned his head and said to the patient: "It must have hurt a lot just now, but it shouldn't hurt now." ”
"Doesn't it hurt?" Li Yun asked herself, and then got up. It's weird to say, it really doesn't hurt in the back, it's just swollen and a little cool. Let her look excited, "It really doesn't hurt anymore, is my illness cured?"
Qiu Yu nodded, "After three hours, you take off the gauze sticking to the back and throw it away, and your illness will be completely cured, pay attention in the future, and if you want to go through the back door, you should also ask your partner to clean it and pay attention to hygiene." ”
Although the meaning of this instruction is profound, however, the nurses present are not children, understand the meaning, their faces are flushed, and they can't help but secretly admire, what a avant-garde, and go through the back door, even hemorrhoids.
Even if Li Yun's skin was thick enough, her face turned red, and she said angrily: "Don't slander, when have I ever done that kind of thing, be careful that I sue you for slander." ”
Hmph, I can't see if I haven't done it. Qiu Yu didn't want to make a pointless argument, and said, "If you take another week's decoction to consolidate it, you won't have another attack in the future." I will prescribe a prescription for you, and I will charge you 800 yuan for the operation fee and medicine, which is much cheaper than the big hospital, and you can leave after paying for the medicine. Remember, it's best to poop tomorrow morning. ”
Li Yun frowned and said, "Then what should I do if I can't hold back?"
Qiu Yu said lightly: "Then you can do it yourself, if you are not afraid to open the wound, pull it hard." ”
Li Yun glared at the kid and said angrily: "You are really strong enough to speak, forget it, I won't worry about you first, I will pay half of the treatment fee first, and if it is completely good, I will send the other half to you." ”
Qiu Yu nodded, "That's fine." After he sat down, he prescribed a prescription, and Ai Xiangling took it, grabbed the medicine and handed it to the patient. Li Yun took the medicine, paid four hundred yuan and turned around and went downstairs to leave, her state was obviously much better, and her mood was also happy, secretly thinking, that kid does have a set of hemorrhoids treatment.