[111] Stealing chickens does not make rice
The man's thoughts were buried in his heart, and Wu Daguang didn't know it, so he was very busy.
After taking wedding photos, Wu Daguang led the two to the wedding venue, and the idyllic scenery was deeply loved by the two.
After determining the wedding venue, the newlyweds left, and there was more heavy manual labor waiting for Wu Daguang and his party.
In the local area, a few farmers were hired to comb the position of the top of the mountain to prevent children from running and rolling down the mountain, erecting wooden guardrails in dangerous places, digging up unopened morning glories from other places and spreading on the guardrails for more beautiful appearance, mixing some spray-painted foam characters (disposables, with the simplest things) in the middle of these flower vines, under the hawthorn trees, using unique resources to build a stage, the square stage planted wildflowers, and decorating the background with a large and two small arched flower gates.
When the most basic facilities were arranged, it took more than half a month for Zhang Erlai to be arranged by Wu Daguang to guard the top of the mountain to prevent it from being destroyed by the children in the village.
The venue has a prototype, all the elements that can be thought of are constantly added, and in the rush, the day before the wedding is ushered in.
After the afternoon of this day, the tables, chairs and benches were loaded onto the tractor, and the things to be used were counted one by one, and five strangers came to Wu Ji Restaurant, four big men, and a middle-aged man with the largest emaciation, a big-mouthed monkey.
The big-mouthed monkey walked up to Wu Daguang with a few big men, and Wu Daguang was holding a neat material sheet to check whether there was anything missing.
"Please come inside for dinner. Wu Daguang said.
The big-mouthed monkey had a board, and without saying a word, he wanted to snatch the material list in Wu Daguang's hand. Wu Da's bare hand flashed, making the big-mouthed monkey pounce.
"Do you know who I am?" asked the Big-Mouthed Monkey.
"You should be a big-mouthed monkey. Wu Daguang replied that he had heard the female teacher say that they had gone to find the big-mouthed monkey, and there was a gushing disgust.
The corners of the big-mouthed monkey's mouth twitched: "The kid has a little eyesight, are you planning a wedding?"
Wu Daguang nodded: "I picked up the business you don't want." ”
The big-mouthed monkey laughed, smiled at the big man next to him, and said, "Did you hear it, he said he was picking up things I didn't want." After speaking, his expression suddenly became serious: "Then I want it again now." ”
"It's late. Wu Daguang was not to be outdone and fought back, he had no intersection with the big-mouthed monkey, and he would not give half a cent of face.
"Boy, are you looking for death?" the big-mouthed monkey gulped out with a mouthful of big yellow teeth, spitting out.
"It's better to have a dead business than no business at all. ”
The irascible personality of the big-mouthed monkey was provoked by Wu Daguang and immediately leaked.
"Boy, I'll let you know whose territory this is, and the brothers smashed things for me. ”
"You dare to move a finger and try it. Wu Daguang was horizontal in front of the big-mouthed monkey, his voice was low compared to the big-mouthed monkey, but he was extremely confident.
The big-mouthed monkey pulled a chair from the tractor and threw it on the ground: "What did you move?" ”
Wu Daguang was expressionless, and shouted at Wu Ji Restaurant: "It's the gentlemen who have come out, and someone is making trouble." ”
Zhang Erlai ran out of Wu Ji Restaurant with a bunch of things, and several waiters ran out.
The big-mouthed monkey raised his eyebrows: "Just a few people?"
Wu Daguang handed Zhang Erlai a look, Zhang Erlai knew how to run to Wu Ji Catering, and not long after, the second brother of Wu Ji Catering arrived with seven or eight brothers, each holding a sturdy beating stick in his hand.
"Is this enough?" Wu Daguang asked rhetorically.
The big-mouthed monkey thought that he only had one Wu Ji restaurant, and he had already calculated the small physique of the waiters, and he came to demonstrate, and he paid for a few big men, and there were these big men in the past, and other small shops would choose to calm down and sell him a little face, who knew that this would not work in Wu Daguang.
Look at the latter ones, judging from the clothes, it looks like a street bastard, and he recognizes the person who hit the head, called the second child, a well-known street ruffian in a small county, and last year in order to save face and scare other peers, he also invited the second group of people to drink.
The second ruffian walked up to the big-mouthed monkey angrily, lifted the stick and pointed at the big-mouthed monkey: "Are you making trouble?"
"Isn't this the second child, we know each other. "The big-mouthed monkey plays the emotional card.
"I know your mother, when did Lao Tzu have such an ugly friend as you, are you here to fight or to beep, hurry up if you fight. The second child took a stick to shift the target, and hit the stick on the shoulder of one of the big men: "Dude, I dare to go wild in my territory, is it tired and crooked." ”
The four old men were so frightened that they didn't dare to speak.
Wu Daguang stood aside, pretending to be still taking inventory, and interrupted the second child impatiently: "When did you kid get so ink, how many times have you said it, try not to beep if you can." ”
"If you can get on, why can't you go up, brothers, give these five little kings and eight bastards. ”
A circle of people besieged five people, and began to fight back with the big-mouthed monkey, after slapping the second child in the mouth, he completely annoyed the second, and even slapped more than ten slaps to fight back, and the others used both hands and feet, and the clothes of the five big-mouthed monkeys were torn and tattered, and finally there was no room to fight back, holding their heads and begging for mercy on the ground.
"Big brother, stop fighting, I won't provoke your business again, big brother......"
Wu Daguang pretended not to hear it, and concentrated on checking whether the things on the list were ready, and when he saw that a very important thing was not loaded, he asked Zhang Erlai, who was in the group fight, "Erlai, didn't you take the second kick?"
Zhang Erlai stopped his movements, trotted into the car, rummaged for a while, and scratched the back of his head: "I remember that I took it down." ”
Wu Daguang slapped Zhang Erlai on the brain: "Is the brain filled with paste? When you go to the place, you find that there are no firecrackers, you run back to get it?"
"Didn't you find this, I'll get it now. Zhang Erlai touched the back of his head and ran into Wu Ji Restaurant.
After a while, Zhang Erlai came out with a large cardboard box, Wu Daguang checked it, and told Zhang Erlai to put it on the tractor.
When the things were ready, Wu Daguang put away the material list and shouted to the second and second group of people who beat the big-mouthed monkeys: "Okay, don't kill me." ”
The crowd stopped and stepped aside.
Wu Daguang said to the five people on the ground in a condescending manner: "I'll count to five, don't disappear from my sight, wait for another beating." ”
"One ......"
The five people quickly got up from the ground, and the girl ran, and a fat man ran halfway through and fell down, so frightened that he looked at Wu Daguang.
Wu Daguang deliberately shouted: "Five, I saw you, arrest him back." ”
The second group of people coaxed the seedlings.
"I'm going to catch that fat man. ”
"I catch the big-mouthed monkey. ”
The man who fell down was so frightened that he jumped forward on all fours, flashed into the alley, and was afraid of being caught, so he didn't dare to stop for half a minute.
Everyone laughed, and the second child roared: "Whoever beats me blindly, give Lao Tzu out, don't hide, it must be a stick." ”
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