Chapter 1773: Shit Young Master!
For Captain Xu and Boss Niu, their locals couldn't be clearer.
Maybe those well-dressed people will curry favor with them for the sake of profit, but for them who can only be exploited, they can't be birded with them!
"You guys, you're obstructing official business, believe it or not, I'm arresting you all!" Captain Xu shouted angrily, how did he feel like a devil had entered the village.
"You're going to catch my dog, it's the dog that is getting in your way, but the dog is my family's private property, and my daughter is just protecting my family's property!" said the man.
"Hey, you and I raise the bar, right?"
"Then let me tell you, your dog ate Niu Shao's finger, and you just said that it was obstructing official business, and it is natural for me to catch it!"
"Your daughter should not stop us from doing things, you as a parent, you should take care of it, otherwise I will arrest you!"
The father and son of the Niu family on the side looked anxious, and Captain Xu shouted angrily.
"Do you have proof? How do you prove that my dog ate that finger?" said the man, holding his shoulders, and the fingers were swallowed by the dog anyway, and no one could prove it unless they peeled it off.
"The blood on the ground, that's what I just killed and splashed on the ground!" the man said casually.
At this time, the dog vomited and spit out a ring.
"Well, I picked up this ring from somewhere else, I didn't see any fingers, and besides, if you prove that it's yours first, I'll ask the dog to give you back the ring!" the man said without changing his face.
"You! You're a strong word!" Captain Xu was so angry that he couldn't do it.
"I'm telling the truth! I don't believe me, ask my neighbors, and the other dogs in our neighborhood, they can prove what I say!" cried the man.
"Yes! We can prove it!"
"He's right, the blood on the ground is chicken blood, a cheap and bad little chick, it should be killed!"
"The ring is what we saw together, I can prove it!" shouted the crowd, they didn't mind falling into the trap for these bad guys.
The dogs around "Wangwang Wang!! were also barking at the Niu family's father and son, Captain Xu and others, and they didn't know if they were shouting grievances for their friends.
"Damn!
"Ignore them, kill the dog and drag it away, and connect my son's fingers!"
"Even if I hurt these Diao people, I will settle it!" Boss Niu shouted from the side.
"Don't let them take the dogs away! The dogs are our property, and these robbers beat them for the dogs!" I don't know who shouted, and the people took the guys one after another, and used whatever they had in hand as weapons, and some children were holding their dogs and ready to throw them out and bite people.
Fang Min looked at Lin Tian beside him with some surprise, he didn't expect that this guy was going to be lynched abusely, and he still had this troublesome mind.
Those people outside didn't hear where the voice came from just now, but Fang Min and the others in the car heard it clearly.
The words that took the lead in stirring up trouble just now were shouted by Lin Tian holding his throat!
There was already chaos outside, and the residents were fighting with Captain Xu and the others.
After all, these are living people, not dogs, no matter how bold Captain Xu and the others are, they don't dare to shoot, no matter how arrogant they are to do bad things, they have to carry people behind their backs!
But in the chaos, Niu Ben found an opportunity, took advantage of the chaos to pick up a brick and touched the back of the big yellow dog's buttocks.
"Ahh
"It's okay, look at me!" Lin Tian said.
Fang Min and the others completely forgot about their situation, and they all looked at Lin Tian intently, wanting to see how he could help the dog get out of danger.
"Lend your hair to use!" Lin Tian suddenly whispered, and then without waiting for Fang Min to react, he gently grabbed one of Fang Min's hair with his lips and pulled it out.
Then, seeing that Niu Ben was moving bricks in his hand, and was about to slap on the head of the big yellow dog, Lin Tian fiercely picked up the ten thousand blades and spit out the hair on the dog's buttocks.
"Whew!"
The hair pierced the big yellow dog's buttocks, and the big yellow dog screamed and flew high.
The scream of the big yellow dog made everyone stop, and they looked at the big yellow dog flying far away in the air in surprise.
"Daddy, it turns out that rhubarb can fly!" said the little girl to his father excitedly.
His father's mouth was wide open, apparently not believing that his dog would suddenly fly.
He couldn't help but look to the side, and immediately saw Niu Ben who was stunned there with the bricks.
"Hahahahaha, everyone, look, my dog is pooping!" the man threw the flat burden in his hand, clutched his stomach and laughed.
What's so funny about a dog, everyone looked at it in puzzlement.
But soon......
"Hahaha!
"Brother, your rhubarb is really amazing, this piece of shit is really good enough, this is the biggest piece of shit I've ever seen!"
"Hahahaha! Not only is it big, but it's also very thin, this dog has diarrhea hahahaha!"
"Dad!Woo......oooo That on me!" Niu Ben threw the brick in his hand, turned around and stood up to look at his father and cried.
On his face, a piece of smelly and thin shit was pasted on his face, and even his eyes were almost obscured.
"Son, let's see if the dog pulled your severed finger out!"
As soon as Niu Ben heard his words, he hurriedly took his two hands and hula in the shit on his face.
Now, the already thin shit is even more smeared on the face.
"Woooo......oo No!" After finding that there was no broken finger, Niu Ben cried even more!
Because he was crying with his mouth open, the dog shit slipped into Niu Ben's mouth under everyone's noses.
"Vomit!" There are people who can't stand it, and they are directly vomited by disgust when they look at it.
"Gross!" Niu Ben also vomited, but he cried while spitting, and then wiped his tears with his hands, and his eyes were full of shit.
"Hahahaha! This kid likes to play shit!"
"One lump is enough! Not enough, my dog can pull it!"
"My big dog is pretty good! I seem to remember that my dog seems to have eaten something just now, and it looks like it's a human finger!"
"Oh, my dog just went out with yours, won't my dog eat one too!"
"What kind of cows and horses are less, I will simply change the name in the future, and call it the shit young master!" The surrounding residents, while laughing, did not forget to fall into the well.
"Quick! go find water and wash my son!" Boss Niu ordered Captain Xu in a loud voice.
(End of chapter)