Chapter 295: Send the Buddha to the Western Heavens!
What do you think?
Buddy's literary brilliance, even this big star, who is known as a big star who has not been born in China for decades, is not he convinced?
But speaking of which, Yang Fan is really a little unconvinced, buddy is such a literary person, he is actually overwhelmed by life, doing something that should be right, and letting Zhang suppress it, Wang banned, and the days are getting worse and worse.
But the goddess of Song, how comfortable and comfortable she is in her small life, saying that she doesn't want to participate in the announcement, people raise their butts and leave, can she be so chic?
Facts have proved that no matter how bad your personality is, no matter how gentle you are to others, as long as you have a peerless appearance...... Then nothing else is a problem.
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In the living room, the two of them are so weirdly maintaining their current state.
They didn't speak either, the only sound was the rustle of flipping books, until Miss Ye finished turning the last page of Yang Fan's book.
Yang Fan was not idle, he found a plastic box, and then put other books in the box, and wanted to put these things in the storage room, but he saw the shoes of Goddess Song, which were in the gap between the sofas, and he finally took them out.
Afraid that the shoes would be thrown away by her again, Yang Fan simply sent the Buddha to the west and put it directly at the door for him.
Looking at this goddess Song who exposed most of her beautiful legs, Yang Fan couldn't help but sigh secretly in his heart, how could he not become a big star with this dedicated attitude.
There is a way, if you don't show flesh, how can you show the world?
Yang Fan put the rest of the books in the storage room, took out a new pair of slippers from it by the way, and put them in front of Goddess Song.
"Sister Song, I'll give you shoes!" Yang Fan said politely, and the other party was also symbolic.
Suddenly, Yang Fan heard a cooing sound, which he hadn't felt at first, but now it was becoming more and more obvious.
"Uh...... Are you hungry?" Yang Fan said embarrassedly, didn't he already eat something just now?
"Okay, just get something. Goddess Song took the book and looked back and forth, and did not forget to say a word to Yang Fan.
Yang Fan is indeed hungry now, his life has been worse than death in the past few days, he finally got this anthology, ready to take a rest, I didn't expect the dead Song girl to come, and then I was still scared, and let those people in the publishing house misunderstand that he was Jinwu Zangjiao, this is simply no place to reason.
looked too nervous, and because he really didn't eat today, Yang Fan was almost hungry.
Luckily, he buys a lot of food, and most of it is fast food that is easier to handle.
Yang Fan divided five by two, put a few packages into the corresponding box, and then turned around in the microwave.
I took out some dried noodles from the cabinet, baked the ham and eggs in the pot a few times, and then laid them flat on the noodles.
When the dishes were brought to the table, Yang Fan said hello, and Miss Song walked over leisurely.
Sitting at the dining table, she glanced at Yang Fan and said thoughtlessly: "That book is really yours...... I'll get a copy!"
"Okay!" Yang Fan waved his hand, took a bite of canned beef, and said casually: "The publishing house sent me more than 20 copies, if you still want it, you can take it." ”
Song Zuer's attitude changed a little at this time, his eyes glanced at Yang Fan a little sharply, and said: "The preface of "Reading for the Rise of China" was written by your kid?"
Yang Fan pursed his lips, "Sister Song, I respect you as a senior, but you can't always call me a kid, we are about the same age, why don't you call me Xiao Yang?"
"Okay, okay, you kid is still a literati, it's all mother-in-law and mother-in-law in this kind of thing, really. Goddess Song waved her hand indifferently and said, "Maybe I will go out of the book in the future, that is, to summarize my life, when the book will be published, you kid will write a preface for me!"
Yang Fan hurriedly waved his hand, "You can't do this, if you want to pit someone, you have to change someone to pit me, I have been pitted miserably." ”
"Don't say it again, that's it, if I have relevant plans in the future, I'll talk to you kid about the details. Goddess Song obviously has an attitude that Yang Fan cannot refuse.
"Don't mind, you said that if you like the poems I wrote, I can sign them for you, just write a preface or something, I don't have that level to write for you. "Yang Fan is considered to have grown wise, he has been pitted once, how can he be pitted for the second time.
"Your signature, forget it then!" Goddess Song shook her head in disgust.
Yang Fan's embarrassed face twitched, "You are unloading the mill and killing the donkey, Sister Song, you look like this, you won't be able to find a good friend in the future." ”
The two of them were eating, talking, the atmosphere was so lively, and when they finished eating, the eldest lady of the goddess Song had a temper, and Yang Fan could only obediently go to wash the dishes.
It was more than eight o'clock in the evening, Yang Fan looked at his watch, and couldn't help but say with some worry: "What are you...... Do you want to go, or do you want to stay here today? ”
"I'd better go, it's not convenient to live with you. Miss Song said, took Yang Fan's wallet directly from the coffee table, and without saying a word, took out 1,000 yuan from it and put it in her pocket.
Yang Fan saw her blatant robbery, and said with some embarrassment: "What do you mean?"
"Didn't I just say everything? I didn't bring any money today, and besides, wouldn't it be 1,000 yuan?"
Yang Fan didn't bother with this money, and depending on what she meant, this is going to go far away?
Thinking of this, Yang Fan struggled in his heart, but still said: "I'm not busy these days, why don't I send you back?"
I thought that the eldest lady would definitely refuse, but I didn't expect the goddess Song to make a ghost.
Yang Fan wants to give himself a mouthful, how can you say what you should say and what you shouldn't say?
"Uh...... You're really welcome!" Yang Fan squeezed out a smile awkwardly and asked, "Are you going to the airport, or are you going to ......?"
It's really a Song girl, but she is a national star, she only flies 24 hours a day, so she should go to the airport, right?
Song Zuer shook his head and said: "Don't go to the airport, you should be more familiar than me here, find me a hotel, I don't want to go back these two days, the endorsement I borrowed a few days ago is simply low!"
Yang Fan knew very well what kind of mentality Goddess Song had to come to her house. People just treat their home as a tree hole and themselves as an object to confide in.
After all, he has always played a perfect and sweet role in front of people, and sometimes he also wants to return to China itself.
So, he will release himself when he is behind. This is obviously the reason for this incident.
But considering that Yang Fan already has a girlfriend, Goddess Song still feels that she shouldn't make trouble for Yang Fan, besides, staying in a hotel is also the standard for stars like them.
Yang Fan actually thinks so in his heart, how can buddy say that he is also a righteous gentleman, and he always makes people frame, do you want to have a reputation?
Besides, according to Miss Ye's spirited nature, the ghost knows when she will come back.
If he came back and saw another beautiful woman lying on his bed, then Yang Fan would be just yellow mud and fall off his crotch, not but, he would never allow such a thing to happen.
Hey, a good person does it to the end, sending the Buddha to the west, and in a certain moment, Yang Fan actually feels quite warm, after all, the big stars can think of themselves here in the first time, which can be regarded as making the cold house shine!
Don't look at this kid who usually likes to complain there, but in fact, he is surprised or surprised.
This little girl who looks so sweet that she can't do it has the demeanor of a superior person.
And Goddess Song is the same, she must have a different taste for Yang Fan, otherwise it would be impossible to come to Yang Fan when she is not in a good mood.
Sometimes Yang Fan even thought, why didn't Goddess Song go to her friends and confide in some things in her heart? Could it be that she still played such a state in front of her friends?
So why did he reveal his true nature in front of himself? Does this also show that he values himself very much?
Yang Fan felt a little happy in his heart, other people's big stars trust him, this is a good thing, at least the two of them have a good relationship, and they will enter the film and television industry in the future, which is indispensable for Miss Song's help.
Just as he was thinking about it, Miss Song had already dressed up her equipment.
Yang Fan was originally a lonely person, but at this time he was going to drive to see off Miss Song, besides, his popularity in the ancient city has also skyrocketed, in case he is taken by the paparazzi with any bad photos, his mud legs are just that, isn't that a slap in the face of Miss Song?
The two of them said hello, Yang Fan went to the garage to pick up the car, and asked Miss Song to go to the door to wait for a while, and to the back door, where there were fewer people, and the possibility of being found was relatively low.
When Yang Fan drove the car to the back door, looked around, and didn't find Miss Song's figure, he suddenly panicked in his heart, but before he could panic, he saw that in a corner between the cracks, Miss Song walked out elegantly.
Yang Fan hurriedly beckoned to her, and after the people got into the car, Yang Fan couldn't help but complain and said: "Sister Song, I didn't mean you, you said you are a big star, don't play the game of hide and seek, do you know that you almost scared me to death just now?"
Miss Song didn't apologize, but directly turned the conversation to Yang Fan's luxury car very roughly.
"This car, yours?"
Hearing her say that her car, Yang Fan was a little proud, and hurriedly nodded and said: "How about it? Sister Song, our car, not bad, right? I can tell you, this is not an ordinary off-road vehicle, specially made, I heard that this glass is still bulletproof, and the bazooka can't be broken!"
He talked a lot there, and saw that Miss Song didn't know when, and she took Yang Fan's collection in her hand again, and began to look at it decently.
Yang Fan pursed his lips a little wryly, and then concentrated on driving and didn't say anything.
I have to say that big stars are still very boring sometimes.
After all, people are also people with status, and just finding a small hotel and putting them down is not in line with the identity of a big star.
However, Yang Fan couldn't help but complain, "Uh, Sister Song, if you stay here for one night, I'm afraid you'll get three or four thousand, you don't think it's enough to take that 1,000 yuan, right?"
Who knew that Miss Song suddenly saw through Yang Fan's thoughts, pursed her lips, and said directly: "You go and book a room for me, you also saw it, I didn't bring anything with me this time, of course, even if I got my ID card, I can't use it." ”
Yang Fan understands Miss Song's thoughts very well, if this is seen by others all of a sudden, then it will be okay.
In terms of Miss Song's current popularity, if others know that she is here, there may be some fans from all walks of life, some paparazzi and the like come to follow and take pictures.
If this is surrounded by these people, then even if there is nothing to do, they will have to make up a lot.
"Okay!" Yang Fan adhered to the mentality of sending the Buddha to the west, anyway, he had already sent people here, and he didn't care about running again.
When he came to a three-star hotel, Yang Fan said hello to Miss Song and asked him to wait in the car first, and then go down to see if there was a room.
When he came to the hotel, Yang Fan wore toad glasses and said in a rough voice: "Hello, do you have a room?"
The waitress looked a little nervous when she looked at Yang Fan's tight package, but she still inquired before she said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry sir, we don't have a room here for the time being." ”
Yang Fan originally just asked politely, like this kind of star-rated hotel, it is generally not full.
"Uh, don't you have a room? Standard rooms are fine, I'm sorry to trouble you, you see it's been so long, and I can't find another place!"
"I'm sorry sir, if you don't have a reservation, we really don't have a house right now, why don't you go elsewhere?" said politely at the front desk.
What can Yang Fan do? Yang Fan is also very helpless!
However, before leaving, he asked, "Well, we don't usually have so many people, right?
The female receptionist glanced at Yang Fan, and said with some surprise: "You still don't know? I can tell you, I heard that Ouyang Zhan, a new first-line singer in China, is going to come to us for a concert in the next few days. ”
Yang Fan thanked him, then turned around and walked out of the hotel.
As soon as he went out, a cold wind blew on his face, Yang Fan shivered, and hurriedly ran into the car, which made him feel more comfortable.
"What's the matter? I didn't get a room?" Goddess Song pursed her beautiful eyebrows and said a little indifferently: "Then continue to look for it!"
Yang Fan pursed his lips, "Okay, okay, who made you the boss!"
In half an hour, the two of them went to seven or eight hotels, all of which showed that they were fully booked, and they almost didn't make Yang Fan angry.
When he got on the bus for the eighth time, Song Zuer said with some confusion: "It shouldn't be, when I usually come here, it's very strict, it's impossible for anyone to know that I'm here, right?"
When Yang Fan heard this, his eyes suddenly rolled, and he said: "I said you don't want to be sentimental, okay?" I asked just now, it seems that there is a singer called Ouyang Zhan who wants to come here for a concert, so the hotels here are basically booked. ”
"Oh, it's him?" Goddess Song nodded thoughtfully.
Yang Fan didn't bother to complain to him, the top priority at this time was to find a hotel, so Goddess Song finally lowered the standard, and the two of them were finally on the edge of a star-rated hotel...... of the Happiness Hostel.
The name is very harmonious when you hear it.
There's no way, I don't know what evil I fell for today, where to go? There is no room anywhere, it is almost ten o'clock, and I can't let the big stars sleep on the streets.
Besides, they're all people, although some small hotels are not up to the mark, but they can always live in people.
Yang Fan didn't dare to tell Miss Song about this matter, he went directly over, hesitated for a while in front of the second-story bungalow called the Happiness Hotel, and then went in.
Fortunately, the windshield of his car was black, and it was dark, so Goddess Song should not be able to see her pass.
When Yang Fan went in, he checked some of the situation inside, and before he could say anything, a heavy smell of smoke came to his face.
Yang Fan is a non-smoker, and such a pungent smell of smoke makes her feel like she can't breathe.
But I can't help it, I can only endure it.
Seeing an old man smoking a cigarette and listening to the play, Yang Fan hurriedly walked over, "Uncle, do we still have a room here?"
The uncle looked quite old, but he didn't expect it to be quite fashionable, he glanced at Yang Fan, made a blind typing on the computer with his right hand, and then looked at it with reading glasses, and said, "Hmm...... Count your young man's luck, just now, there happened to be a police comrade caught prostitution, and this just vacated a room, No. 520, a luxury suite, do you want it?"
Yang Fanxin said, this police comrade is really powerful, he still comes out to work so late, but if you don't work, I won't be sleeping on the streets.
"Okay, just this room!" Yang Fan handed over his ID card, and he still felt a little upset in his heart, maybe people would know him.
But he really thinks too much, like those old men of other people, how can he remember him.
After going through the formalities, Yang Fan went upstairs to look at the room, and then went out directly, glanced at his car opposite, he was thoughtful, and went directly to the car for several circles, and then parked the car in a corner next to the back door of the happy hotel.
The back door of this happy hotel is not as good as the front door, there is not even a signboard, it looks worse than ordinary homestays.
"Uh, Sister Song, I've already opened the room, do you want us to go up?" Yang Fan was a little embarrassed.
"You're too perfunctory, aren't you, I didn't say that you should get a five-star hotel, why are you perfunctory to me in the whole small hotel?"
Seeing that Miss Song was obviously a little dissatisfied, Yang Fan hurriedly mobilized his thoughts and explained: "Miss Song, you have wronged me, and it is also meaningful for me to choose this place." Look, the flow of people here is relatively small, and the chance of us being discovered by others is also relatively small, don't you want to hide for two days to be quiet? Isn't this just right to be here? Besides, there are all kinds of water and electricity here...... And I've just seen it, and I have to take care of instant noodles and ham or something...... The most important thing is that you don't need money to take a bath!"
Looking at Yang Fan's taste of a philistine, Song Zuer rolled his eyes, a hint of threat flashed in his eyes, Yang Fan touched his head a little sneeringly, did the buddy say something wrong just now?
Seeing that this sister has no trend of moving, Yang Fan couldn't help but hurriedly said: "Don't you spend time with me here, it's a big deal, let's go up and sit down first, I'll find a house for you online right now, as soon as we find a house, we'll move immediately, okay?"
"Besides, it's past ten o'clock, and it's really unsafe outside. ”
Goddess Song didn't have much to do, so she could only nod and barely say, "That's it...... But remember, boy, you owe me a favor, and you will have to pay it back later. ”
Yang Fan is about to complain like crazy, did he send you a mistake?
"Uh...... Well, why don't you go up first...... The room number is 520...... Uh, that's what people have with this room number, it's not like I want to make it like this. You go up first, and I'll go up later. ”
Yang Fan sat in the car for a while, then parked the car at a public parking spot on the side of the road, locked the door and went straight down.
When he walked to room 520, he knocked on the door as soon as he remembered that he had just given the room card to Miss Song.
"Who?"
A familiar voice came from inside, and Yang Fan hurriedly said: "Sister Song, I'm Yang Fan, you hurry up and open the door for me, it's quite cold outside." ”
With a squeak, the door opened a crack, and Yang Fan saw that Miss Song was only wearing a low-cut inside, and a large layer of snow white was exposed, and her throat suddenly felt a little dry.
"Come in!"
After Yang Fan came in, he quickly closed the door, but when he looked at this so-called luxury room again, he was about to give himself a few mouths.
This is also the so-called top room?
Looking at this house that is not 30 square meters, Yang Fan has an urge to catch the old man below and beat him, he spent a full 200 yuan, you give me this?
After looking around again, Yang Fan saw a window next to him, so he went over and glanced at it, he could see from the reflection of the glass that Goddess Song was lying on the small bed, and the posture was extremely ambiguous, so he couldn't help but swallow a few mouthfuls of saliva.
For a moment, Yang Fan wanted to give himself a mouthful, are you kid * smoked heart, forgetting that you still have a girlfriend?
But at this time, Yang Fan suddenly felt a little footsteps outside, although the footsteps were very light, he could still hear them.
Giving Miss Song a boo gesture, Yang Fan walked lightly to the door, then took a deep breath and slammed the door.
At this moment, he saw a couple outside, walking past him, and the two of them looked quite normal, and there was nothing wrong with them.
But in fact, he didn't know that because of these two people, he was annoyed.