Chapter 555: It's Really a Beggar Gang! (6 more)
It turned out that this beggar with a lame leg was not really lame, but bent up and tied with a rope, so it didn't look like there was anything below the knee.
Now that the pants were ripped off by Xiao Fan, they immediately showed their original shape.
"Paralyzed, it turned out to be a liar,, Lao Tzu will never give money in the future!"
"Phew, dead liar, Miss Ben used to see such people and give money softly, but it turned out that they were all deceived!"
"Drag them to the police station!"
"Call the police!"
The crowd of onlookers yelled, and the three beggars fled in panic, like rats crossing the street.
Xiao Fan didn't chase it, this kind of thing is inevitable, he really doesn't have time to deal with these fake beggars, and now the top priority is to go and talk about life with Xiaoyue in depth and thoroughly!
"This little friend, please stay. ”
He didn't take two steps when the old voice came, Xiao Fan looked sideways, and there was a beggar wearing sunglasses squatting on the side of the road.
"You beggars are working collectively today, aren't you?" Xiao Fan rolled his eyes and ignored it, but the beggar threw a stick over, forcing Xiao Fan to stop.
"I said old beggar, all my money is used to pick up girls, and I don't have any money for you. Xiao Fan rubbed his temples, if this beggar was not very old, he would already want to beat him.
"Xiaoyou, I saw everything just now, you did a good job, for this kind of person who pretends to be a beggar gang and smears the beggar gang, you should be severely punished. The old beggar said.
"Which eye did you see that I was severely punished?" Xiao Fan simply squatted down beside the old beggar and said, "I didn't pursue it." ”
"That's because you're missing two things. ”
"What's that?"
"This. The old beggar pointed to the dirty stick that Xiao Fan had just thrown at him, and said: "This is the weapon of the eight bags of elders of my beggar gang, it is extremely precious, as long as it is a thousand yuan, I will sell it to you, and I will also give you a secret book of the crazy wand method, the crazy wand method is a very powerful martial art of my beggar gang, have you watched the TV series? Lu Zhishen used the crazy wand method, which is too powerful." ”
Xiao Fan wanted to pick his nostrils again, "If I'm not mistaken, Lu Zhishen is a monk, when did he become a part-time beggar?"
"Oh, he's a monk, not a beggar, the mad wand method was obtained by my beggar gang leader, and then after improvement, the power is even more incredible, how about it? It's cheap, isn't it? You just lacked these two things, even if you catch up, you can't win, and now with these two things, you can beat them to the ground!" said the old beggar very stiffly.
Xiao Fan dug out a lump of booery, bounced his fingers away, and said expressionlessly: "I really want to be a vegetarian, aren't I? Tell you, my master is a master of martial arts! I made my master unhappy, punched Nanshan Nursing Home, and kicked Beihai Kindergarten! Are you afraid?"
"Ouch, you're pretty good. The old beggar looked very interested, looked at Xiao Fan who was squatting beside him, and said, "Why don't you hit me, as long as you hit, I will give you weapons and a crazy wand for free, how about it?"
"Smack!"
Xiao Fan casually slapped the old beggar's head.
"Give it to me. Xiao Fan stretched out his hand to the stunned old beggar.
"No, you're cheating, not this time. The old beggar said angrily.
"Smack. ”
Xiao Fan continued to spread his hands: "Give it to me." ”
The old beggar's face twitched, and he shouted, "What kind of sneak attack are you?
"Smack......
It was too late, and then it was too late, and the old beggar was hit again on the head.
"Does it count this time?" Xiao Fan asked the old beggar with a grin.
The old beggar's face darkened, and he jumped up from the ground and roared, "No, don't count, why do you keep sneaking up? I'm not ready yet! If you have the ability, you can wait for me to be ready." ”
"Smack!"
"Ahhh
"Are you addicted to beating, right? Don't you see your age, or are you a masochist?" Xiao Fan was upset, hit him three times, and said that he was not ready.
"I'm angry!" The old beggar jumped back, grinning angrily, glaring at Xiao Fan and roaring: "Lao Tzu said that he is not ready, will you respect the old and love the young?"
"Are you ready now?" Xiao Fan clasped his hands to his chest, one leg trembling there.
The old beggar took a deep breath, held back his anger, raised his head slightly, made a gesture of a master, and said in a deep voice: "I'm ready." ”
"And I'm here?"
"Come!"
"Am I really here?"
"Come on, you. ”
"I'm really here!"
"Why are you here!" the old beggar was about to get angry with a heart attack.
"Smack!"
Xiao Fan withdrew his hand with an innocent face: "I don't want that-stirring stick, give me the cheats of the crazy wand method." ”
"I ...... I ...... "The old beggar was stunned for a long time, and he didn't figure it out, obviously he was already engrossed, how did Xiao Fan hit him."
"Hey, hey, don't give it, right? Lie tricks, right? Reveal the prototype, don't come out to deceive people in the future, it's really boring, it's a waste of my time, I told you a long time ago Don't make the master angry, the master is a master! The real master!" Xiao Fan pouted and looked at the old beggar with disdain, then shook his head and turned to leave.
The old beggar Mu looked at Xiao Fan's back in a daze, and it was not until Xiao Fan's figure disappeared that he came back to his senses, and then sighed, picked up the stick in despair, and the broken bowl with a missing mouth, with a depressed face.
"Why did you let this kid hit? How did he hit me?" the old beggar muttered as he walked, remembering what had just happened, and the old beggar still had no clue.
"Hey, Sixth Elder, what are the gods muttering, so you can't even hear them?"
The same old beggar with a broken bowl and a stick with a pestle and a white bag hanging from his shoulder, all over his body was dirty, but the white bag was clean and spotless.
"Fourth, I'm embarrassed this time. The old beggar, known as the Sixth Elder, said with a wry smile.
"Why are you ashamed? Make me happy?" said the fourth grin.
"I just met a kid, he was blackmailed by a few fake beggars who are not our beggars, but that kid actually saw the flaw at a glance, I think this kid is very interesting, so I want to sell him a crazy wand method, you also know that the business has been too bad recently, looking for some extra water, how do you know that this kid actually said that I was a liar!" The six elders were angry.
"That's it, you've been treated as a liar not once or twice, nothing new. The fourth pouted.
"It's not over yet. The kid said I was a liar, and of course I had to show him a hand, so I said let him hit me, and if he hit, I would give him a crazy wand for free, but I didn't know that the kid actually hit me. The Sixth Elder said in disbelief.
Of course, Xiao Fan didn't know the conversation between these two old beggars, the old beggar who originally thought he was a liar was really a beggar!
(End of chapter)