Body 225.General = a lot of feces and urine
Zhong Ting didn't know how much the carpet under her feet would cost, nor how much the crystal chandelier above her head would cost, she only knew that even if any of these things were taken out and sold, they could be worth the decoration cost of her home.
"Don't have that expression, none of this is my property, I'm a countryman. Lu Xiu, who was beside him, still decided to explain. Despite Zhong Ting's surprised expression, he was very useful.
"What do you mean, isn't this your home?" Zhong Ting asked with some puzzlement.
"You can understand that I rent here, but it's not really my home in the strict sense of the word. Lu Xiu shook his head and said. He thought of Zhao Lingyan and Chen Yuning, and he didn't know how these two girls were doing abroad, they must be as inseparable as they were at home, like twin sisters, right?
"Well, I'm afraid the rent here is astronomical. Zhong Ting muttered. In short, whatever Lu Xiu said, she felt that it was not very reliable, and Lu Xiu's explanation seemed to be covering up something. Zhong Ting thought to herself, could it be that he was afraid that he would covet his property?
Lu Xiu didn't know what Zhong Ting was thinking in his head, if he knew, he would definitely cry and laugh. This house is not his, but Zhao Lingyan's, which is not easy for him to explain.
"Alright, now that I've sent you back, it's time for me to go. Zhong Ting looked at the huge wall clock on the wall and said.
"How are you going to go back?" Lu Xiu asked.
Yes, how should I go back? Not to mention that it is very late now, she has no transportation, she didn't think so much when she came, and only now did she remember, is it possible to take a taxi back? Zhong Ting doesn't want to waste this money, after all, she still owes Lu Xiu 30,000 oceans, and this small amount of money has to be saved!
As a result, Zhong Ting's face was a little embarrassed.
"It's not too early, you go back alone, even if it's a taxi, I'm not at ease. Lu Xiu said: "Why don't you spend the night here tonight, how about it?" There is hot water here, there is wireless, there is a bathroom and a TV, and even the pajamas I can prepare for you, and you can sleep in my room." ”
"Overnight?"
Zhong Ting was even more embarrassed, staying overnight at Lu Xiu's house? If this spread, the people in the school would not go crazy! She could completely imagine that the next day, the school's major forums and news areas would probably be filled with scandals between herself and Lu Xiu, and wait, what did Lu Xiu just say?
"No!" Zhong Ting said categorically. "I sleep in your room?"
"What does it matter" Lu Xiu pursed his lips and said cheekily, "Didn't you confess to me?"
"---" Zhong Ting's little face flushed, and she said in shame: "Whoever confessed to you, he was amorous." ”
Lu Xiu scratched his head, "Doesn't this count?"
"Count me in, I'm leaving. Zhong Ting rolled her eyelids and said. She has already decided, no matter what, she has to go, and it is not good to spend the night together with lonely men and widows.
At this moment, the general suddenly rushed down from the second floor, and he didn't know what crazy it was smoking, he kept howling excitedly, and when there was still some distance, he jumped down the stairs directly and threw himself at Zhong Ting.
After seeing through its intentions, Lu Xiu immediately relaxed, of course this dog will not bite people, I am afraid that this guy was also attracted by Zhong Ting's sweet appearance, out of liking, and
brushed the sense of existence, and only after secretly observing it on the second floor for a long time did he choose to run down and chase Zhong Ting.
Lu Xiu relaxed, it didn't mean that Zhong Ting was also relaxed, and the general who suddenly appeared scared her a lot. She likes pets very much, cats and dogs, but liking it doesn't mean that she is not afraid, especially a large dog like the general, Zhong Ting is afraid in her heart. So much so that when the general just rushed out, she screamed.
"Don't come here"
But where would the general care about this, it thought that Zhong Ting was summoning it, and the wolf howled excitedly, and rushed over at a faster speed.
The unprepared Zhong Ting was pounced on by it, but fortunately there was a soft carpet behind her, otherwise I am afraid that she would have to fall this time. After falling to the ground, the general easily washed Zhong Ting's face with his dexterous tongue.
Lu Xiu was speechless for a while, if he hadn't known that the general's gender was his mother, he would have slapped it away a long time ago, and he dared to take advantage of the woman he liked, which was too much.
"Lu Xiu, get it away" Zhong Ting was about to cry. Fortunately, this guy is not as vicious as she imagined, but although it doesn't bite, it makes Zhong Ting's face saliva, which is why Zhong Ting is about to cry---- it's so disgusting!
Not to mention that Zhong Ting felt disgusting, Lu Xiu felt a little unbearable, so he kicked the general away and kicked it far away.
The general wailed, and after getting up from the ground, he looked at Lu Xiu's sweeping leg with some fear, but he was also honest, and finally didn't dare to come over. However, Lu Xiu thought that he would get a grateful kick, but he was given a fierce white look by Zhong Ting.
In Lu Xiu's surprised gaze, Zhong Ting immediately ran over and hugged the general's dog head after getting up from the ground, and said with disdain: "Why do you have such a heavy foot, really, dog, does it hurt?"
The general immediately showed his big pink tongue and a silly smile. Lu Xiu couldn't help but roll his eyes when he saw this, this guy's face looked like something was wrong. Zhong Ting also underestimated the thickness of this dog's skin.
"What's its name?" Zhong Ting rubbed its dog's head, and finally stood up. But as soon as she stood up, the general rubbed Zhong Ting's trouser leg with its dog's head, making Zhong Ting laugh, and squatted down again to stroke its brain.
"General. ”
"General, what a strange name. Zhong Ting said with a smile.
"It's a little. Lu Xiu scratched his head, this name was given to it by Zhao Lingyan's girl, and Lu Xiu didn't have such literary talent.
"It's a golden retriever, I used to want to raise a golden retriever, and I heard that the golden retriever is very well-behaved. Zhong Ting muttered with a smile, looking at the general's eyes full of doting. It's hard to imagine that a man and a dog are meeting for the first time, maybe this is the right eye.
"Then why didn't you raise it?" Lu Xiu smiled: "But fortunately, you didn't raise it, you will regret it." ”
Thinking of shoveling urine for this dog every day, Lu Xiu wrapped up a bag of tears, and said helplessly: "God knows how much feces and urine this big guy can discharge in a day, it shouldn't be called a general, it should be called a lot of feces and urine." ”
The general seemed to understand what Lu Xiu said about himself in front of his goddess, and he couldn't help but shout twice, causing Zhong Ting to cover his mouth and chuckle. "It's smart, it seems to understand you. ”
"Of course it understands, this guy is very good. ”
Lu Xiu pouted and said.
"Then you dare to speak ill of you. Zhong Ting touched the dog's head and said, "I really didn't expect the original golden retriever's personality to be so docile, which is completely different from what I imagined." I used to think big dogs were fierce, but it doesn't seem like that. The bigger, the more docile. ”
"Not necessarily. Lu Xiu shook his head: "It's just that it's so docile when it sees beautiful women, if you bring a middle-aged woman over, see if it's docile or not." ”
"Poof"
Zhong Ting was amused by Lu Xiu's words, and smiled back and forth.
After laughing for a while, Zhong Ting finally remembered that it was already midnight, and suddenly said anxiously: "How did I forget the time." ”
"Your face is full of this guy's saliva, are you sure you don't go to wash?" Lu Xiu suggested: "Otherwise, I won't sleep in the room, I will sleep on the sofa, and you will sleep in my room, how about it?"
"Is it okay?" Zhong Ting hesitated.
The general gave full play to his ability at this time, and a huge head kept rubbing on Zhong Ting's trouser leg, making Zhong Ting squat down again, reluctant to leave.
"Then you sleep outside, it's hard work" Zhong Ting's little face blushed, she should be the so-called anti-guest-oriented, how can she let the master sleep in the living room. However, she glanced at the luxurious sofa in the living room, and there was actually a quilt pillow on the sofa, which was enough to sleep on a soft bed, and it seemed that she would not be unable to sleep. In this way, there is finally not much psychological pressure in her heart.
Lu Xiu pursed his lips at this time, with a look of resentment: "How can a girlfriend not let people sleep in the same bed."
"Who promised to be your girlfriend too"
Zhong Ting ran away directly with a red face.
Seeing her running upstairs, and the general's ultimate licking dog also following closely behind, Lu Xiu couldn't help but shake his head.
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In the early morning of the next day, the sky was bright, and Lu Xiu woke up.
Today is Saturday, and he doesn't have to go to school, so this point is still very early for Lu Xiu, and he could have slept later. But there is no way, sometimes I just can't sleep, Lu Xiu is like this, he simply got up from the sofa early and walked to the backyard to stretch.
After playing a set of Sumeru decisive exercises, his body was already covered in sweat, and he borrowed Zhao Lingyan's room to take a hot bath, and Lu Xiu felt very comfortable all over.
"I don't know if Zhong Ting is up. Lu Xiu muttered to himself.
Pushing the door out, the door next door was still closed, and there was no movement inside, presumably she was still sleeping.
After washing, Lu Xiu went downstairs, took out two eggs and some greens from the refrigerator, and took out two or three slices of bread and threw them into the toaster. Actually, he doesn't like to use this foreign thing, but this thing is really good, just plug it in and press the button and wait for the bread to pop out.
Blanch the vegetables in the water, fry the eggs in a frying pan, spread the eggs and greens on the bread, and use a knife to make everything in two, and two simple sandwiches are ready. Open the refrigerator again, take out a carton of milk, wash two glasses, fill them with milk, put them in the microwave and heat them for half a minute, and the rich milky aroma has overflowed.
"Well, it's so fragrant, Lu Xiu, are you cooking?" Zhong Ting's voice came from upstairs, with a hint of sand that had just woken up.
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