Chapter 49: Pinch your fingers and know that your father will give me a million
Su Yujing opened the door and was relieved to find that Liu Bei was still lying in the bathtub drinking red wine.
"Here, your new clothes!"
Su Yujing put a new set of clothes on the chair.
Liu Bei smiled so much that his eyes narrowed into a slit:
"Well, thank you, wife! Sure enough, it's still a daughter-in-law, you know how to buy me new clothes!"
Su Yujing air fried:
"Fuck off! Don't think I'll take care of you! You are in our Su family, no matter what you eat, no matter what you drink, no matter where you live, and you don't care about what you wear. This is the only time, and I will never buy you new clothes in the future!"
Liu Bei was speechless:
"I'll wipe it, Su turned his face, you really said that if you turn your face, you will turn your face! I'm such a handsome yellow flower! virgin! man!, I married you like this, you actually don't care about eating, living, drinking, or wearing, don't I suffer a loss? I can't live this day!"
Su Yu stomped his feet angrily:
"Hmph, what words can taste in your mouth! Stop, stop!"
Speaking of this, Su Yujing said with some seriousness:
"Today, I have repeatedly scolded you for being a hooligan and a scoundrel, saying that you have a problem with your character, maybe I misunderstood you and blamed you! I say sorry to you!"
Su Yujing apologized to Liu Bei, but Liu Bei was stunned.
Liu Bei didn't expect that the dignified Miss Su family was still a person who dared to face mistakes and apologize!
It seems that this eldest lady of the Su family is very different from the average eldest lady!
She's really different!
Yes is yes!
Wrong is wrong!
If you are wrong, you will not care about your own face, but choose to apologize!
This kind of girl is really bright enough!
Such a different fiancée, Liu Bei is somewhat satisfied.
In fact, when she was in the Gale Pavilion, Su Yujing dared to stand up for Liu Bei at a critical time, and dared to point out that Jin Minjun was sneak attacking, Liu Bei had already seen that Su Yujing was very different from other girls.
Liu Bei smiled appreciatively:
"Haha, it's all old husbands and wives! The head of the bed misunderstands the end of the bed! You don't have to apologize, otherwise it will look too outward. ”
"Fuck off, who's with your old husband and wife?"
Su Yujing was so angry that he almost vomited three liters of blood.
If any words come into this guy's mouth, they will taste bad!
Su Yujing calmed down for a moment before continuing:
"Liubei, you listen to me! I know you and I may really have a marriage contract.
However, I still don't know why I am engaged to you. I'm seventeen years old, and it's the first time I've heard that I'm still married to someone else.
Also, even if you have a marriage contract with me, what can it represent? The marriage contract is not a marriage certificate and is not protected by law!
What era is it now? We have long been in the era of freedom of marriage, and a marriage contract cannot restrain my freedom or determine my life!"
After a long speech, Su Yujing crossed her hands on her waist and concluded:
"In short, between me and you, there is not a single word of eight characters! Don't imagine that Miss Ben will marry you! On the contrary, I am not interested in you, and I will drive you away from my Su family sooner or later!"
I rub!
Sooner or later you'll get rid of me?
Liu Bei embarrassed:
"Su Xiaoman, you are too ruthless, why do you always want to get rid of your husband?
"Hmph, don't fantasize about being my husband, Miss Ben won't support you as an ambitious guy!
After Su Yujing finished speaking, she put her hands behind her back and was about to leave.
However, Su Yujing just took two steps, then turned her head and said:
"Hmph, Liu Manzi, you are really a big fool! You already have a marriage contract between me and you in your hand, and when you were in school, you still boasted that you could tell fortunes! You pinched your fingers and calculated that I had a great marriage with you! You big fool, there is really no one. ”
Liu Bei shook his wet hairstyle, and the thief smiled:
"Jingjing, who said I was a big fool! I really know how to tell fortunes, okay?! The deity comes from the Taoist sect, medicine, Taoism, divination, astrology, physiognomy, exorcism, feng shui... I said I could tell fortunes, and that's just the basics!"
What?
Medicine, Taoism, divination, astrology, physiognomy, exorcism, feng shui... Wait, you're proficient in everything?
Really?
Bragging, right?
Su Yujing looked at Liu Bei in a daze!
And Liu Bei, pinched the lotus finger, pinched the finger in a good way, and continued:
"Jingjing, you said that I fooled you, and I will give you a hexagram on the spot now, what do you think?"
What? Do you tell me a hexagram?
Su Yujing pursed her pink mouth and said coldly:
"Forget it, I don't believe that you, a charlatan, can tell fortunes! Besides, you have to have a hexagram, what about your hexagram? You charlatan, you are not professional in trying to deceive people!"
Liu Bei smiled faintly:
"Jingjing, you don't understand this! Hexagrams, there are many kinds! Turtle bones, bamboo roots, chopsticks, and horns can all be made into hexagrams! And the most portable hexagram is our fingers. The five fingers that everyone has, when they are in the hands of the hexagram master, are a natural hexagram! The five fingers are the five elements, and when the five fingers become lotus flowers, they can deduce the eight gates!"
Listening to Liu Bei's serious popular science, Su Yujing's head was big:
"Stop, stop! Look at the way you look like you're serious, it's really the same. If you are really a hexagram master, you should calculate for yourself when I will get rid of you!"
I rub!
This little girl is still determined to drive me away!
When it comes to telling his fortune, Liu Bei is indeed a little sad.
Fortune telling, you can calculate some things, but you can never know everything.
For example, Liu Bei's own lifespan, Liu Bei can't be counted!
Whether he can live past the age of 20, Liu Bei doesn't know!
Not to mention Liu Bei, even Liu Bei's most respected master can't calculate Liu Bei's lifespan!
Fortune telling is mutilated and incomplete!
Fate is far from being something that mortals can casually peep into!
On Liu Bei's face, a touch of bitterness appeared:
"Hehe, this doesn't count. If you can get rid of me, you're capable of it!"
What's that?
Meaning, Miss Ben still can't get rid of you?
"Wait, Miss Ben will drive you away sooner or later. ”
After Su Yujing finished speaking, she turned around and left.
Liu Bei hurriedly said:
"Quietly, don't be in a hurry to leave! I'll pinch my fingers now and calculate that your father will give me a million!"
What?
Will my dad give you a million?
Su Yujing smiled and covered her little waist:
"Haha, you charlatan, you just tricked me into a new set of clothes, and now you don't want to cheat my dad out of a million, right? You think so beautifully, how can my dad give you a million?"
Liu Bei's face was full of expression:
"Don't laugh yet. If I'm right, you'll call me husband, do you think it's okay?"
Su Yu stopped laughing:
"If you're not sure, you'll get out of my Su family immediately, do you think it's okay?"
Liu Bei nodded: "No problem." ”
Su Yujing also smiled and nodded:
"Okay, as long as you're willing to get out of my house, I'll promise to gamble with you. I don't believe it, my dad is not a fool, he will give you a million for nothing!"