The shouting hall shouted: "The newlyweds toast." Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info there are still a lot of people waiting, all the relatives and friends on the table to take care of it, it is not easy to get married, peel off the skin, a long time to work, right? ”

Brother Dasheng took his sister-in-law to the table, and first said a few polite words: "Thank you for coming to your buddy's wedding, eat and drink well, don't mind if you have anything to do slowly, sometimes you can't take care of it." Who's the biggest at this table, Brother Hou? Come, Lina, this is Brother Hou. He took out a cigarette and handed it over, and Brother Hou took it in his hand.

The sister-in-law called out, "Brother Hou." Then he took a match and lit it, and went forward to light a cigarette. The sister-in-law took the fire with her left hand to protect her right hand and stretched it over, Brother Hou came up and lit the cigarette, took a puff, nodded at the sister-in-law, and the sister-in-law smiled and said, "Thank you, Brother Hou." ”

Then Brother Dasheng took the cigarette and handed it to the next one, saying, "This is Brother Li." ”

The sister-in-law shouted, "Brother Li." He stretched out his hand to draw the fire, but Brother Li stretched out his hand to stop his sister-in-law's movements and said, "Don't row yet, we have to talk about this first." ”

There are people next to me who are watching the excitement, and they are coaxed to surround them.

The most lively and interesting wedding in the Northeast is the time of toasting.

There is a rule here, it can be said that there is this rule in the Northeast, that is, no matter when, the big one can't joke casually with the small one, so it is in front of the younger brother and sister (the daughter-in-law of the younger brother in the Northeast is called a younger brother and sister), you must maintain a certain demeanor, as the saying goes, you must have a big appearance.

Brother Li took the cigarette in his hand and said, "Da Shengzi, why do you call me brother? I remember that I am younger than you." "This is the competition for size, they all say that they are small, and there are some new people who are much smaller than themselves in order not to be rectified.

You must know that this is not just this time, if you call your brother on this occasion, you will always have to call your brother in the future.

Brother Da Sheng said: "We are in the same class of junior high school, can you bluff me? There are only two younger than me in our class, and the rest are all older than me." ”

Brother Li said: "You remember wrong, I am younger than you, you think about it." Look, I have to call him brother, I'm two months younger than him, two months younger. ”

Brother Dasheng said: "Don't talk about the calf, hurry up and order, you are not married yet, touch it." "This is a threat, this trick is better for some people who are not married and are about to get married, for fear of retaliation, but there are also two stunned people, and I will talk about it later, and I have to be happy today.

Brother Li said: "What kind of line, it's obviously that I'm young, you have to change this mouth and light a cigarette again, isn't it a sister-in-law?" he said to the sister-in-law who was standing on the side.

The sister-in-law blushed and didn't squeak, and glanced at Brother Dasheng.

Brother Da Sheng scratched his head and said, "Why don't you go back and get the household registration book, let's compare." The crowd laughed. At that time, there was no ID card to dig out, and at that time there was only one household registration book, which was strictly hidden at home, and it was all up to you to buy food for tickets.

Someone on the side shouted: "Gazi, Ergazi, Erga, come, come, come." ”

A stunned boy came over and asked, "Gaha?"

The man pointed at Brother Li and said, "He said that he is two months younger than you, is it true?"

Brother Li glanced at Ergazi, but this guy didn't look at him at all, and said: "He's two months younger than me? ”

The crowd of onlookers burst into laughter, this face hit, hahaha, but this is just a normal episode of the wedding, and no one cares.

Brother Li put the cigarette in his mouth, reluctantly let his sister-in-law light it and take a puff, and said to Ergazi: "You kid is really stupid, you wait, wait for you to get married, you see how I toss you." ”

Ergazi pouted and said, "Then you have to go back to the furnace and rebuild, while I still have time to be like." "To return to the furnace and rebuild is to be reborn in the mother's belly, and the crowd on the side laughed again.

Brother Li passed, Brother Dasheng handed a cigarette to the next one, at this time, no matter age, even a five-year-old child had to light it when he sat there.

While handing over the cigarette, Brother Dasheng said: "Brother, thank you, come to me on a cold day to join in the fun, is there a match? The guy took the cigarette and put it to his ear and asked, "Do I need to take the household registration book?"

This is also Brother Dasheng's classmate, one of the two younger than him.

Brother Dasheng said: "I'm older and I'm older, my brother got married today, let your sister-in-law light a cigarette for you, okay?"

The buddy said, "Okay, the cigarette must be lit, let's have one first, I won't toss you, sister-in-law, let my brother carry you around this tent on his back, right?"

The sister-in-law said: "No, Cheng, let him carry me." Stretched out his hand and pulled Brother Da Sheng, Brother Da Sheng squatted down, and his sister-in-law lay on his back, carried it around the tent and returned to the table, and successfully lit a cigarette.

Light a cigarette and light the show, it all depends on the bride, it is nothing to be happy and happy, and it is not a waste of time, but I am afraid of twisting and pinching, dragging myself for time, and making others feel awkward.

There is a little bit in the Northeast, no one plays too dirty, and there is no excessive habit of making trouble.

After a table of cigarettes was lit, he memorized a program, Brother Da Sheng took the wine from the security guard and filled it for everyone, poured a glass himself, and everyone did it together, and went to the table smoothly.

The order of the toast and worship table is exquisite, and the eyesight and experience are very considered, and the table that is easy to make trouble and drag the time must be placed in the back row, so that even if the table is noisy for a long time, it will not delay the other table people, if it is stuck in the middle or at the beginning, it will be over, and the back can only sit there and wait, then it is really delayed.

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"Pop" a glass of beer on the table, a buddy wearing a military cotton jacket with open arms pointed to the wine glass and said: "Sister-in-law drink half a cup first, Brother Sheng, you drink half a cup later, and it's over when it's done." ”

There are no straws in this era, and besides, you can't use straws if you have them, it's a test of brainpower.

Brother Dasheng looked at the beer, looked back at his daughter-in-law and said, "Drink, why do you drink this?"

The sister-in-law glanced at the buddy who was putting the wine, and then looked at the wine glass, the cup was not big, the difficult thing was to drink half a glass first.

Brother Da Sheng said: "I asked people to call Erming and them, they have fast brains." ”

Brother Dasheng didn't learn a toasting program last night, and he was quite old in the shouting hall, so he talked to him for two hours, but unfortunately, he didn't press the right topic.

The sister-in-law raised her hand and scratched her scalp with her nails, people are not used to makeup these days, and it will itch if they wipe their hair wax or something.

After pondering for a while, the sister-in-law blushed and whispered a few words in Brother Dasheng's ear, and Brother Dasheng said, "Can it be done?" Okay, try it, if it doesn't work, let's have another cup." ”