Chapter 364 Shi Yue Goes to Xuyi Mountain Again, Ahuizotl Great Sage Has No Zhiqi
In an instant, the happy smile on Maitreya Buddha's face froze on his face, and the whole person seemed to be pointed, but his eyes were dull, and his mouth kept making a "snort" sound, which was extremely funny. Ranwen? ?? .?r?a?n?? e?n `org
Yang Jian's face was uncertain, and he looked at Maitreya Buddha with puzzled eyes.
Guanyin, who is invisible in the sky, doesn't know what expression on his beautiful face, as if he is holding back something. Looking at Sun Wukong with a faint gaze, he vaguely remembered that the sneak attack should be Sun Wukong's invention, and it was completely an obscene means in the human world, which was really unguardable!
At this moment, but only heard a "poof" sound under Maitreya Buddha, and immediately the yellow eyebrows behind him screamed, and then "pounced" and fell down.
Immediately followed by Tang Seng, his body shook and fell directly forward.
Then Sha Seng, Zhu Bajie, and Yang Jian all felt dizzy, and there was a feeling of nausea and nausea that was almost forgotten, and after a while, they also fell down one after another.
Sun Wukong covered his mouth and nose with his hands, and swished into the sky, but he walked out of the gossip furnace, and he was already invulnerable to all poisons, and his eyes couldn't help but smile, and he said with a smile: "The Bodhisattva came out to breathe through the wind, I didn't think that this Buddha from the east was a fart, it was so poisonous! ”
Guanyin obviously had a very uncomfortable expression on his face, and one of the Buddhas was actually attacked by someone and burst his balls! But right in front of me, seeing it, I couldn't help but be shocked by this incredible scene, and my thinking couldn't help but be a little slow to react.
Especially after seeing the appearance of Zhu Bajie's egg after it was broken, his expression of extreme pain can be imagined at this time, and it is completely imaginable how the Maitreya Buddha below is a painful method.
But at the same time, he knew that the projectile that flew out of Yang Jian's waist could never have been fired by Yang Jian, because he had not yet had the courage to sneak attack the Buddha from the East!
Guanyin's eyes are quiet, but Sun Wukong can't see anything.
But seeing the Donglai Buddha below at this time, his whole body had already convulsed, and he actually poured out of the golden lotus platform where he was sitting for the first time in countless years.
At this time, it really showed that his body was different from ordinary people, but instead of being extremely obese, it was the gourd-shaped fat body that covered up the shortcomings of his body, and his height was half shorter than ordinary people, and he was completely a dwarf!
But at the same time, Maitreya Buddha is extremely obese, with fat little arms and legs, and a strange belly. At this time, his legs were clamped, his whole body trembled, and his two chubby little hands couldn't cover his balls anyway because their stomachs were too big, which looked extremely funny!
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Obviously, Guanyin was also a little unable to react, Sun Wukong finished speaking for a while, and then said in a leisurely voice: "You monkey head, but what did you do?"
Sun Wukong's eyes flashed, and he said heavily: "The Bodhisattva has vast magical powers and boundless mana, is it the old grandson's doing, the Bodhisattva knows himself, how can he still ask the old grandson." ”
Guanyin nodded slightly, I really don't know, and I'm not sure. But he just glanced at Sun Wukong lightly, his expression was not happy or angry, his eyes were quiet, and there was still no change in his expression.
Immediately, the jade hand waved lightly downward, and suddenly a gust of wind blew, and all the people who were poisoned below woke up in an instant.
However, at this moment, there was a "poof" sound under Maitreya Buddha's body, and in an instant, Huang Mei was the first, screamed, and fell down directly.
Then Tang Seng Yang Jian, who had just woken up, didn't stand up, so they all shook their bodies and fell down one after another.
Guanyin was speechless directly, and his expression couldn't help but freeze, and his jade hand stayed in the air, not knowing what to do.
Sun Wukong couldn't help but look up to the sky and laugh.
"Ahh
"It turns out that the biggest magical power of the laughing monk is just a fart! Even Guanyin Bodhisattva is helpless. ”
"Ahh ”
Guanyin was speechless, and couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, could it be that he was still here to spend time with the Donglai Buddha? But at the same time, he was really unwilling to intervene, and this difficulty had obviously been messed up at home! The Donglai Buddha had not yet made a clear up with the Erlang Zhenjun, and if he separated several of them, wouldn't this cause and effect still have to involve himself in the future?
Guanyin also understood that even if the projectile was really sent by Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian's sneak attack, the Donglai Buddha would not dare to really do anything about it. After all, he is also the nephew of the Jade Emperor, and the Buddha from the East has just had twenty-eight karma with the Jade Emperor, and the biggest possibility is to leave angrily.
However, what made Guanyin also puzzled was that Maitreya Buddha resisted the great cause and effect of the twenty-eight nights of the lower heavenly court, and did not punish the boy Huangmei, obviously there must be something strange in this. But just the eyes flickered, but it was also like Shi Yue, and he calculated a rough idea in an instant, but he didn't feel much interest, so he went with it.
At the same time, Guanyin only felt that there was a lot of fog in front of him, as if his eyes were blocked by something, and he couldn't help but be secretly frightened. Under the immeasurable catastrophe, it is obvious that the major event of this Journey to the West of Buddhism is completely uncontrollable in his hands, and the only thing he can do is to try to let it continue without accidents.
But at this time, watching the accidents happen one after another, it made Guanyin feel powerless for a while, but there were only doubts in his heart.
"Who is it, who stole the Dingfeng Bead, who ransacked his dojo, and who dared to plot himself? Zhang San, is it really you, I didn't think that you actually had supernatural powers to destroy my clone. In this way, I can spare your life, but you also need to have the cultivation of Da Luo Jin Xian, and I don't mind being a Taoist companion with you at that time. But it's just that the person who brought the Wudang Mountain Tribulation doesn't know where the sacred ...... is."
Guanyin's eyes are faint, and the thoughts in his heart keep flashing, without the coquettish aura of the past, which is colorful and auspicious, but there is another kind of shocking beauty of the Nine Heavens Fairy, the white clothes are fluttering, and the breeze is blowing.
This picture also made Sun Wukong's eyes flash, and he directly thought of Shi Yue's crotch! Then he couldn't help but shake his head vigorously, beautiful things can be left to his brothers, but only Guanyin, a woman, is a person who has calculated her own Huaguo Mountain from the beginning, and she can't have adultery with her!
Suddenly, Guanyin waved his jade hand again, and in an instant, Sun Wukong disappeared from the spot together with Tang Seng Sha Monk Zhu Bajie below. But only Maitreya Buddha, the Buddha from the East, who was still convulsing and his eyes were violent, and Yang Jian, the Erlang God who was lying motionless, his face was blue, and he was obviously deeply poisoned.
However, what even Sun Wukong didn't know was that at this moment, Shi Yue had already appeared in Xuyi Mountain, ready to see the Ahuizotl Great Sage who was subdued by the national teacher Wang Bodhisattva, and it was also the ancient water god Wuzhiqi!
And after Guanyin took Tang Seng away, his eyes also flashed, and he went directly to Wudang Mountain in the human world.