Volume 15: Meeting the In-laws (1)
Volume 15: Meeting the In-laws (1)
When: Third Monday in January.
Weather: 2~9Β°C.
Location: Demon Realm, Ruined Forest.
The Ruin Forest, as the name suggests, is a forest that grows out of the ruined ruins of the city, this is an abandoned demon capital, and later became a city of death, countless fierce demon beasts occupy this dim place, and then multiply, devouring countless demon clans who came to practice, gradually, it is becoming more and more sparsely populated, and people who have not set foot all year round.
But on this day, the silence of the ruined forest was suddenly broken.
"Whoa-la-"
The night was low, the crescent moon was high, and a group of flying beasts were suddenly startled in the depths of the forest at night, and when they unfolded, their huge wings nearly two meters long fanned out a strong wind, blowing the nearby branches with a rattle - no, not only because of the wings of the flying beasts, but also because something else was moving, it was they who disturbed the silence of the ruined forest!
"Bang-"
A big tree was slammed off by the waist, the line of sight was actually wide, a team rushed out of the dark depths of the dense forest, the picture seemed to suddenly change from static to dynamic, almost with the addition of fierce and high-spirited background music, there were men and women in their group, but look at the costumes, they were all uniform and normal human world clothes, well-equipped, but behind them was followed by a billowing dust and smoke, and the huge sound was mixed with the angry roar of the demon beast, and the rancid smell that gradually diffused.
When the smoke and dust are a little less, you can vaguely see that it is a group of hideous demon beasts, its shape is like a centipede, many legs, and the body is as big as a boar, but the body is pale cyan, looking like a cabbage worm as fat and round, the partial movement is so flexible that it is not like words, relying on the feet of many people to chase the team in front of them, the light cyan body is squirming rapidly, and the people with dense syndrome have to be seen to die or live.
"Come on, fools," Fei Rong, who was riding on the Yellow Divine Beast, wiped off the leaves that bounced on his face, took out a heavy firepower weapon from the void, and jumped at high speed and thrilling in the intricate terrain of the forest, Fei Rong was not worried that he would crash himself into the tree, he turned around directly, carried the heavy firepower weapon on his shoulder, and pulled his fingers into the trigger, "See if I don't blow you into scum......"
"Come on, my aunt!" Zhu Meng Tian moved his steps to dodge a blood-sucking firefly that swooped down from the tree, and when he saw this, his face changed, and he hurriedly stopped her: "The blood of the green insect beast is too disgusting, Rongzi, you are not allowed to use a large firepower weapon!"
You must know that the blood of this green insect beast is piles of green pus, once it is exploded, splashing everywhere, that scene ...... It's really not your average sour!
"I'm going to ...... it" Derpy raised his beast head, and when he saw Fei Rong's heavy firepower weapon, he almost blew up his white hair, and screamed: "Rongzi! If you dare to fire, I will throw you into the beast!"
They were so close, the pus from the green worm must have covered his body!!
"Okay, okay, just change it......" was warned by two friends in a row, Fei Rong had to regretfully put back the heavy fire weapon, and made an archery posture in the void with both hands, a longbow appeared in her hand out of thin air, and the arrow was supported between the bow body, Fei Rong pulled the bow full like a full moon, aiming at the green insect beast all over the ground, "Since you can't use a hot weapon, it can only be a cold weaponββ"
Arrow low, put!
"Puff puff ββ!"
The long arrow roared away, and in the blink of an eye, it shot through the pale cyan bodies of the five green insect beasts in a row, and the round beast body immediately fell, and was stepped on and pressed by the green insect beast that followed closely behind......
"Biu-" The green pus squeezed out of the green worm beast's pierced body, as if it had stepped on a Coke bottle with Coke still in it, and shot far and wide at once, shooting the hind legs of Derpy, who couldn't dodge, and the hem of Zhu Mengtian's clothes were camouflage green, and the smell of fishy rot suddenly covered their whole bodies!
"=Blood=Rongzi!!" Zhu Mengtian and Cheng Xiaoxiao shouted together.
Fei Rong put away her longbow and blinked innocently, "Mistake, mistake~"
I wish Meng Tianhe and Derpy: "......" is the most poisonous woman's heart!
Feng Rong, who was running in front of them, was holding a cyan insect egg in his hand, the size of a basketball, which looked about the same color as the green insect beast, he glanced back and didn't say anything, but Lin Yingkong immediately spoke, and the voice was transmitted to Zhu Mengtian and them through the earphones: "Hurry up, or do you want to stay here and give birth to small insects for the green insect beast?"
Lin Yingkong is not here to accompany them to be chased by insects at the moment, and it is quite easy to say, but Zhu Mengtian and Fei Rong's faces turned green all of a sudden, "Don't do it!"
Derpy ...... Well, his hairy face couldn't tell whether it was green or not, but his voice continued to collapse: "Please don't mention the topic of small bugs...... Gross!"
The most disgusting thing about the green worm beast is not the green pus on its body, but they like to drag creatures of different species back in circles, and then ignore a theory called reproductive isolation in the human world, and also ignore the problem of gender segregation, and directly use this method to let countless male and female creatures give birth to small insects for them!!
Heck, who wants to be with a bug!
Feng Rong no longer paid attention to them, and ran towards the established route at a faster speed, the green insect beasts behind seemed to be running with the insect eggs in Feng Rong's hand, as soon as Feng Rong sped up, they also accelerated together, opened their mouths and squirted out a mouthful of pus, almost sprayed on the beast-shaped Derpy's ass, Derpy was frightened, turned around and opened his mouth and spit out a wind blade, cutting all the green insect beasts that were too close to each other, and then rushed forward like burning his eyebrows, Fei Rong took the pistol and aimed at it a few times but didn't hit the green insect beast, so he pulled Derpy's long hair, "Why are you running so fast, they're going to fall behind!"
Derpy blew up his hair, "It's not that I'm running fast, it's the minister who takes the lead...... Ahhhhh
Fei Rong screamed: "Take Derpy! There is a tree in front of you! Don't bump into it!"
"......" Feng Rong silently looked at Derpy and Fei Rong, who rushed in front of him all of a sudden, and then looked down at the insect eggs in his hand, thought about it, and left the two of them alone.
Just after Derpy and Fei Rong almost hit a big tree together, but made a sharp turn in time, Derpy stepped on a boulder and rolled in mid-air to stabilize the beast-shaped body, Fei Rong didn't fall, but was turned around, her hairstyle was messed up, she couldn't help but pinch it with Derpy, Feng Rong passed by them silently, and Zhu Mengtian grabbed the horn on Derpy's beast-shaped head and dragged it forward.
"What's the noise, run, it's time to make a big move!"
Before Zhu Mengtian's words fell, they had already rushed out of the dense forest and turned into a deliberately cleared clearing, and it could be seen that in the middle of the clearing was a huge pit, with a diameter of more than twenty meters, and Lin Yingkong, who was still threatening Zhu Mengtian just now, was standing next to the pit, and the shadow under his feet hovered out of a huge shadow in the not very bright night, like a black monster on the canopy, casting his own shadow at his feet.
Oppressive, and silent.
Far away, Feng Rong and Lin Yingkong next to the pit glanced at each other, without any words or gestures, Feng Rongjing jumped forward, and the insect eggs in his hand rolled directly into the pit with almost similar depth and diameter, and he stepped on the ice that suddenly condensed in the air under his feet, and jumped to the other side of the pit with a light movement, standing not far from Lin Yingkong.
I wish Meng Tianhe a little derpy, Fei Rong didn't need their command, and found his position one by one, and took Derpy back into human form, and the five people occupied the five directions on the edge of the pit, leaving an empty gap in the direction where Feng Rong had just led those green insect beasts all the way, the IQ of these insect beasts was not high, as Feng Rong threw the insect eggs into the pit, they were like dumplings about to get out of the pot, one by one rolled down the edge of the pit, fell many feet to the sky, and was smashed by the green insect beast that rolled down from behind, and they couldn't get up.
Soon, the green insect beast in the pit was like a stack of arhats, and when they looked down from a high altitude, it was completely a pot of vegetable green worms wriggling, Fei Rong couldn't help but open her eyes, and moaned in pain: "I think I can save tonight and tomorrow's meal......"
Zhu Mengtian also held his forehead, and said helplessly: "I just went to eat fried silkworm chrysalis with Shaoxian last week......"
Derpy: "Gross-"
Lin Yingkong looked in the direction of Feng Rong, then pressed the headset and asked, "Minister, what do you think?"
Feng Rong listened to Lin Yingkong's voice, looked down at this pot of "vegetable green worms", thought about it, and said, "It's okay, I just feel that these green worm beasts roll together, a bit like fried prawns......"
Several members of the field service team of the "......" General Office looked down and saw that the green insects and beasts that were crowded with insects had to curl up their long pale cyan bodies because they were rolling more and more, and they really looked like the prawns had been fried, and they imagined the spicy crayfish they usually ate when they had supper......
"Gross-"
This task is really not a way to live!!
"Almost!" Ding Youlan's voice suddenly sounded in the headset, and everyone who still had time to joke suddenly became serious, "There are three more, but it's a little far away, minister, do you want to wait for them to find themselves?"
Feng Rong said lightly: "No need, I'll make up for it later, ...... Internet cafΓ©. β
Everyone in the field service team of the General Office immediately said: "Yes!"
Ding Youlan's voice sounded alone in the headphones again: "Then I'll start, you guys get ready, five, four, three, two, one!"
The word "one" landed, directly turned into a sky-high fire, emerging from the depths of the ruins forest, and the fire could still be seen from a hundred miles away, and the demon clan who came in to experience it was shocked, and they didn't know how such a terrifying formation came about, and what it was to deal with, they didn't seem to have heard of any activities in the ruins forest enclosure!
And in the center of the sky-high fire, the space above the pit has been shrouded in a layer of light film full of mysterious runes, and the light film is established by the five members of the field team of the general office at the edge of the pit as the fulcrum. The bottom of the pile of insects roared out, not only reflecting the sky of this area, but also burning those dense green insect beasts, the green insect beasts tried to escape in horror, but the edge of the pit was shrouded by that layer of light film, they could not escape, they could only make bursts of beast roar sounds similar to ordinary insects inside, and finally burned into a pile of ashes by the fire.
When the firelight disappeared completely, the light film then disintegrated together, turned into a little starlight, and blended into the night, Zhu Mengtian covered his nose and looked down, and then left the formation fulcrum where he was, and ran into the forest again, a moment later, he dragged the three green insect beasts back with a rope, and with a flick of his hand, he threw them into a pit full of insect corpse ashes, the temperature inside was too high, and the three green insect beasts immediately curled up with a scream, and after a while, they turned into three pieces of coke.
"It's done, right?" Fei Rong stood on the edge of the pit and looked down, "The Worm Emperor's eggs have also been burned, right?"
Ding Youlan and Di Bingqiao walked out of the protective barrier not far away, Di Bingqiao went to check if there were any injuries that needed to be dealt with on the team members, Ding Youlan said: "Judging from the scan results, there are no living creatures in the pit, but the eggs of the blue insect beast are very hard, I suggest that it is safer to go down and take a walk." β
Fei Rong looked at the remains of the cauldron of "cabbage worms", and then felt the smell of charcoal in the air and the fishy smell of protein after the insect corpses were burned, and her face was full of vegetables, "As a weak girl, you must not be so cruel to me, right?"
Derpy couldn't stand the smell either, "As a weak child, you wouldn't be so cruel to me, would you?"
Zhu Meng Tian despised them, and before he could speak, Feng Rong said, "I'll go." β
Zhu Mengtian and the others were suddenly shocked, and Derpy said without hesitation: "As a man in the future, I'll go." β
Fei Rong also quickly changed her words: "As a female man, I'm actually not afraid of insects at all!"
Is it useful just to say it? Zhu Meng Tian rolled his eyes, directly added an isolation spell to himself, and then jumped down and pulled up where Feng Rong had just thrown the insect eggs.
Fei Rong and Derpy silently clapped their hands, and then Derpy pretended to say: "Brother Meng Tian, come on~Love you~"
Fei Rong nodded, "Brother Meng Tian, I believe you can!"
Di Bingqiao was spraying healing spray on Derpy's leg that was corroded by the pus of the green worm beast, and when he saw this, he couldn't help twitching the corners of his mouth, this kind of "coolie" used to be done by E Jingbai more actively, but now that E Jingbai was forced to take a vacation, naturally only Zhu Mengtian was left to be pitted hard.
While Zhu Mengtian was rummaging through the eggs of the Green Worm Beast Insect Emperor in the pit, Lin Yingkong also left the position of the array where he was, walked to Feng Rong's side, and asked softly, "Minister, are you tired?"
Feng Rong shook his head, "It's okay." β
Lin Yingkong pulled him up and down to check it, and only after making sure that there were only some small abrasions, he breathed a sigh of relief, took out the disinfectant spray to help him deal with these small injuries, and said while doing it: " The attack power of the green insect beast is not strong, but the destructive power of the environment is too strong, their pus can make a place lose its spiritual power, it is basically the version of the four pests in the supernatural world, everyone shouts and beats, I remember that the green insect beast has been almost wiped out, how could such a large nest suddenly appear in the ruins of the forest, and even the insect emperor gave birth to his eggs?"
You know, a worm egg can produce a large litter of green worms again, more powerful than cockroaches, it can ignore the theory of reproductive isolation!
"It may be that there are few people in the ruin forest, and the green insect beast happens to take root here......," Feng Rong said thoughtfully, "You have also seen that the ruin forest is too big, and the distribution of spiritual power here is not balanced, if it weren't for the fact that there was no spiritual power in a large area at the same time, it is estimated that no one would notice this, and we could report to the branch in time before the insect emperor eggs hatched, and let us come over to deal with it, which can be regarded as our luck." β
Otherwise, once the eggs of the Worm Emperor are hatched, the green worm beasts in this nest will be covered and washed by the demonic power of the new Worm Emperor, and before the new Worm Emperor leaves the nest to re-establish his power, their force value will climb a ladder, and they will not be so stupid and stupid to bully at that time.
Lin Yingkong sighed, "Then I'll go back and send a notice to the demon world, let them carry out a four-pest cleaning, there are at least three or four hundred green insect beasts in this litter, if you accidentally take out the ordinary insect eggs by a demon beast, it will be difficult to do." β
What he said about the four evils...... Well, it's not too far from the rodent extermination action in the human world.
Feng Rong nodded, "Check if there is any human factor in the green insect beasts in the ruins forest, it is best not to be raising these insects." β
ββ¦β¦ Whose taste is so heavy?" Zhu Mengtian, who climbed up from the pit to make a report, heard this, and immediately showed a look of disgust.
Feng Rong looked down at him, "How is it?"
Zhu Mengtian shook his head, "It's all burned out, and the scum is gone." β
Feng Rong nodded, "That's good." β
"So, can we go back? I've never missed the water heater and bathtub in the dormitory so much......" Zhu Mengtian looked at the mysterious green liquid on his combat uniform, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
"Let's wait," Feng Rong looked at the time, "Let's search the neighborhood again, and there won't be any fish that slip through the net." β
"Huh?" Zhu Meng Tian was a little surprised, "But if we go back tomorrow, won't we be in time for the year-end work meeting of the prefecture?"
Feng Rong was stunned for a moment and looked at Lin Yingkong, "When did it happen?"
"The morning after tomorrow," Lin Yingkong blinked, "Did I forget to tell you?"
Feng Rong: "......?"
The corners of Lin Yingkong's mouth curved, and a good-looking arc was curled, "According to the practice of previous years, it was supposed to be Deputy Xun, but my parents said that they hadn't seen you for a long time, so I wanted to invite you to be a guest, so I will arrange the place of Deputy Xun to you." β
Containment: "......!!!"