Li Tian and the monk often make this kind of joke, and it is harmless, but if you pull the little ghost, it will be different. 【】

"Little ghost, do you have a woman you like? Brother will help you check to see if she has any living habits and what days her menstrual cycle is, and then secretly put some medicine in the quilt where she drinks water. ”

The monk was very obscene and talking to a ten-year-old boy in front of him, the boy looked unusually handsome, even Li Tian thought he was handsome enough, but he was inevitably a little ashamed when facing this guy.

This is whether a woman is good or not, if it is not for no breasts and no p-shares.

Little ghost, nineteen this year, looks a little soft, but he is very pleasing to girls.

Especially his eyes, with a faint Y Shen, walking on the road, the girl's return rate is 100%.

Even Qin Yuhan likes to joke about ghosts.

"Little ghost, how about coming to my sister's room tonight? It's still a virgin, there's another person in my sister's room, my sister asked her to break it for you, of course, the premise is that you have to let my sister and I watch from the side, and I also brought a DV machine. ”

Li Tian and the others are already thick-skinned, if Qin Yuhan teases them like this, they still can't wait for it, because Qin Yuhan has indeed adopted a girl, a very cute girl, who is only eighteen years old this year, and currently lives in Qin Yuhan's room.

The monk guy doesn't know how many times he has been courteous to the girl, but he was discovered by Qin Yuhan every time, and the final outcome was that Qin Yuhan pinched his waist with both hands, stood at the door of the monk and scolded: "You are a drunken monk, you are so shameless, you don't even let go of an underage girl, you said that you are still not a human being? Listen to what you said, is this still what people say? The old lady told you, if you dare to come again next time, I will ...... (10,000 words omitted below)"

At that time, the little girl was only sixteen years old, and the monk was completely convinced after being scolded a few times, who wants to be scolded at the base every three or five times, especially if he doesn't dare to fight back.

Why? Men's combat effectiveness in scolding is not as good as that of women. If he doesn't return a word, Qin Yuhan can scold for two hours, if he returns the mouth, he won't have to spend twenty-four hours a day in Qin Yuhan's scolding.

One of the monks remembered it most clearly, he went to disturb the little girl again, but was blocked at the door by Qin Yuhan and scolded, he really wanted to ask for mercy, but there was a mistake in the way of begging for mercy, and he complained: Haven't I succeeded yet.

As a result, it was okay not to say this, but as soon as she said it, Qin Yuhan went violently, and scolded him at the door for eight hours in a row, and Qin Yuhan even did a rather terrifying thing in the middle, she shouted at Li Tian: "I'm thirsty, go and get me a glass of water." ”

Then, after drinking the water, continue to scold.

Qin Yuhan's toughness is very clear to everyone in the base.

I digress, so let's move on to the imp.

The little ghost is handsome, Li Tian often makes fun of him, he can eat with his face, but he has to work hard to make money, it is simply too moral, so how can those who can't eat with their faces live?

The most powerful thing about the imp is speed, Li Tian's speed can be said to be very fast, but the speed of the imp is even faster than Li Tian, so that in many missions, when the enemy has not seen the shadow of the imp, the imp has killed the opponent's leader.

It has been three years since the little ghost came to the base, and he has become the absolute core of the base with Li Tian, the monk, and the ghost king.

As for Qin Yuhan, people have good brains, and they specialize in restraining these cores, which is the character of the ghost king, and when he meets Qin Yuhan, he has to kneel, and he kneels obediently.

The advantages of the little ghost are countless, but there must be disadvantages, such as not liking to talk, and for example, ...... Relatively shy.

No, the monk only said a few words, and the little ghost lowered his head, and he didn't need to look at it to know that his face must be flushed.

"Little ghost, don't listen to the monk's nonsense, he is this virtue! Don't you still know what he is like? A guy like him, when he sees a beautiful woman, he can't walk, don't let the woman you like be given by him first. So I have to come to this matter, hurry up and tell Brother Tian, which girl do you fall in love with, last time your Medson Castle, a little girl who is not suitable for the Medson family, did you have a few words? I feel that girl is very beautiful, why don't I come forward and let the people of the Medson family send that girl to you as Mrs. Zhai?"

Li Tian's first half of the sentence was fine, but as soon as the latter words came out, there was no difference between what the monk said.

"Hahahaha...... Little ghost, your brother Tian is not a good person, I sue you, that little princess of Medsenburg, in fact, is your brother Tian's old friend, don't think I don't know, how many times I went over there to perform a mission, I went to someone's room for a few hours before coming out. ”

"I'll go to your uncle's, that's not good, I'm looking at that girl's sister!"

……

At Tang Wan's house, it was already noon at this time, Tang Wan was still wearing pajamas, holding Wen Wen in her arms, it just so happened that today was Sunday, and Wen Wen didn't have to go to school.

As for Tang Xin, it was still the same as in the morning, but the coat he was wearing was no longer there, and it was placed on the sofa next to him.

"I know that your life has definitely not been so simple over the years, Xiao Xin, I find that you are becoming more and more strange. ”

In the past few hours, Tang Xin has been telling Tang Wan about her life in the past five years, and the more Tang Wan listens, the more she feels a little creepy in her heart, Tang Xin, who looks quiet, is actually the world's number one killer.

Yes, she already knew the news early this morning, but when others sued her, it was completely different from Tang Xin's feelings.

"Sister, no, I'm still the same Tang Xin, really. ”

After Tang Xin heard Tang Wan's words, he felt a little uncomfortable, did he even have to deny himself to his dearest sister?

"Then if I don't stop you today, will you go to the people of the night again?"

"I ......"

"Xiao Xin, you are also an adult, don't you still know the situation you are going to face? Li Tian, the reason why he did this is good for you, you are still stupid to want to tell the people of the dark night, if Li Tian knows about this, do you know what he will think? You still dare to say that you are the number one killer in the world, don't you know that you are very dangerous now? Li Tian is going to help you solve the danger!"

Suddenly, a sentence that Li Tian said appeared in Tang Xin's mind: Ten days later, I will give you a surprise.