Croton is a good thing, its sex is strange, just like a hot dancer, it is exciting to smell it, let alone twist and lick it. Once you've eaten it, you're guaranteed to be in high spirits within a minute.

Li Xiaofei is not ruthless, and the measurement of this croton in Lu Xiu's hand is enough to make an adult collapse into the hospital. Lu Xiu even felt that he was too merciful for Li Xiaofei to divide it into four?

Even though it's split into four, that's enough for them!

Lu Xiu found that the fat man's acting skills were very good, he had just "dropped" the chopsticks on the ground, and the fat man had already started. I saw him pretending to take it out of his pocket for a while, and only when Lu Xiu bent down to pick up the chopsticks did he take out a small box from his pocket, and then pretended to take something out of the box and hold it in his hand---- in fact, his hand was empty.

"Put... Boss, the dead fat man really let it go. ”

Not far away, the two younger brothers said excitedly.

Li Xiaofei laughed: "Nonsense, he dares to do the dead fat man what I confessed, I'm not afraid that I will smoke him to death..."

"Haha, the boss is mighty!"

Li Xiaofei smiled, but he still raised his head and kept looking carefully in the direction of Qianqian, wanting to see if he had put the medicine in place. To his delight, the fat man seemed to have done a good job of the task he had assigned...

It's done!he thought.

…

When Lu Xiu squatted down to pick up chopsticks, while Li Xiaofei and the others were not paying attention to him, his eyes locked on the plate of Li Xiaofei and the others.

Finger flick.

A croton flew out. It landed precisely in Li Xiaofei's rice bowl. Li Xiaofei is the boss, and Lu Xiu is naturally the first to take care of him.

The remaining three grains were also sent out by Lu Xiu with the power of his fingers one after another, and they hit steadily.

got up to "pick up" the chopsticks, and Lu Xiu clapped his hands.

On the other side, the fat man has also finished performing. Seeing Lu Xiu get up, he asked in surprise, "Hey, where is the croton in your hand?"

"Whoa--- it's going into their stomachs. Lu Xiu said with a smile.

Wan Qian was stunned: "Who are you blinding? When did you go over to be drugged?"

"Who says you have to walk over to do it?"

“----”

…

Li Xiaofei is in a good mood now, and with a wave of his big hand, he beckoned the brothers to hurry up and eat, just now because he had been paying attention to Lu Xiu's side, the rice bowl they called hadn't moved a few bites, and the food was almost cold.

"Did you see anything flying over you just now?"

"Save it, it's a hot day, you're afraid you've seen flies, right?"

Li Xiaofei smiled: "Don't worry, even flies can't eat dead people." ”

Saying that, he took the lead in grabbing the chopsticks on the table, quickly took a large mouthful of rice into his mouth, chewed it, and something "rattled" in his mouth, and then he swallowed it into his stomach: "Hey, the peanuts of the kung pao chicken in the canteen today are really crunchy..."

"yes, yes. ”

The three younger brothers felt the same way.

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There is no longer the farthest distance in the world from the cafeteria to the toilet in the school building.

As soon as he finished eating, Li Xiaofei's stomach reacted. If he could fly, Li Xiaofei would definitely not have to climb, being watched by so many people on the road, Li Xiaofei felt that his face was about to be lost.

There is no way to do it---- why?

Because if he didn't crawl on the ground with his tail between his legs and minimize the movement of his lower limbs, the ghost knows if Xiang would suddenly collapse out of the crack in the next second! If that's the case, then Li Xiaofei feels that he doesn't have to stay in this school anymore.

His three little brothers are not much different from his situation, two of them are also crawling, and the other one is even more ruthless, walking directly upside down, like a monkey, this is his famous stunt, there was no chance to use it, but now it comes in handy! Using gravity to compete with the medicinal effect of croton is really much more effective than climbing.

"What are these people doing, are they from the circus?"

"Hey--- isn't that Li Xiaofei?"

The two girls looked at the scene in front of them and couldn't help but laugh.

Li Xiaofei's lifelong dream is to have the opportunity to show his humorous side in front of the opposite sex, and he has done it easily now, in an extremely powerful way of body language, he easily amused the two young girls on the side of the road, but unfortunately this is not the peak of life he wants...

It was he who endured the and said angrily to the onlookers around him: "Paralysis, what to see!"

As soon as he spoke, he was deflated.

A loud fart came out!

Mount Tai collapsed, the hills collapsed, Li Xiaofei almost couldn't help himself, immediately shut up, blushed and endured hard, and finally held back the raging tide that was about to come out behind the fart...

Within a radius of ten meters, there was no one in an instant.

Li Xiaofei has the heart to die...

More than twenty meters behind him, Wan Qian and Lu Xiu followed from a distance, and after the former heard Li Xiaofei's earth-shattering fart, he almost fell to the ground with laughter.

"Lu Xiu, it's really yours!"

The fat man gave a thumbs up.

Although he couldn't understand how Lu Xiu was drugged through the air, looking at Li Xiaofei's painful appearance, he just felt so good...

…

As long as the past century passed, Li Xiaofei finally came to heaven - the men's toilet on the first floor of the teaching building.

He almost kicked the door open, so frightened that a boy who had just come out of the toilet ran away without daring to wash his hands.

There are a total of four pits in the toilet, only three are left, and one is occupied, Li Xiaofei directly dragged a little brother who walked in front behind him: "Paralysis, let me go first, you go and pull it up." ”

“----”

That little brother's face turned green.

Fortunately, the people in the fourth pit also happened to come out at this time, and the four of them were all successfully settled.

After entering, Li Xiaofei didn't have time to close the door, so he took off his pants directly, and before the person squatted down, the torrent splashed out. Li Xiaofeilang screamed, rolled his eyes lightly---- this squat, like heaven!

The sound of farts echoing throughout the toilet could be heard even by the occasional passer-by outside.

At this time, Lu Xiu walked in with a thousand smiles.

As soon as they entered the door, the two of them pinched their noses with their hands at the same time - this TM is too smelly!

"Brother Fei, where is it? I'll bring you paper. "Thousands of honest voices.

"Great..."

Li Xiaofei's head has long lost the ability to think, and his three younger brothers are the same, the four of them opened the door almost at the same moment - none of them had any paper on them, and Li Xiaofei's only piece of paper was used up after the meal just now... Now someone is coming to deliver paper, and they can't ask for it...

But when Li Xiaofei looked up, he realized that something was wrong.

"Lu Xiu... How are you!"

Looking at it again, Li Xiaofei instantly understood - he was cheated this time!

"How do you want..."

Before he could say the words, Li Xiaofei was interrupted by a new round of "Xianglang".

"It's not very ----" Lu Xiu took out his mobile phone unkindly: "I just want to take a hot photo for you!"

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