Chapter Eighty-Three: Your High Heels
Jiang Hai is an anchor, the kind on the Internet.
It's a pity that he tossed for seven or eight months, and he didn't catch fire at all.
No way, he looks like his father, he was born short and fat, and he has been with a group of uncles and uncles who have studied music since he was a child, and in the end, he just sings not badly.
Originally, he didn't want to do it, but God smashed a piece of pie directly on his head.
Liu Yinglong and Liu Lao's birthday banquet, it is said that there are countless big names in the guests, and countless reporters begged for him to enter the door, but for him Jianghai, isn't it just a matter of being caught?
The one in charge of this is his father!
Left and right, in the end, it was his father, who promised to take him into the auditorium where the birthday banquet was held, but asked him to be cautious in his words and deeds, not to cause trouble, otherwise the big names in it would be taken out at will, and his father would not be able to hold it.
Jiang Hai agreed very happily.
Nonsense, he doesn't make a familiar face in front of big names like his father thinks, how can he cause trouble?
What he wants is to broadcast the entire birthday banquet live!
As he expected, the live broadcast room was branded as "live broadcast of Master Liu's birthday banquet with countless big names at zero distance", and within ten minutes, the number of viewers exceeded 50,000 from 1,12, which caused the management of the live broadcast platform to frequently check the room.
found that there was an anchor who broadcast Liu Lao's birthday banquet live, and the director of the live broadcast platform realized that this was an opportunity, so Jiang Hai's live broadcast room went directly to the homepage, with hundreds of thousands, 200,000 viewers, and finally stabilized at around 1.3 million.
This is a big hit!
said that it was zero-distance contact, Jiang Hai was not stupid enough to hold up his mobile phone to really let the big names appear on camera, and he was forked out by the security guards in minutes Believe it or not?
He hid in the top corner of the auditorium, holding up his mobile phone to film the birthday banquet.
To tell the truth, Liu Lao's birthday banquet was very interesting, there was no table table, and a canteen-like rice stall was set up on the side near the safety exit, and buckets of fragrant dishes were placed, and those who wanted to eat took the plate to fight.
Chef Fan, who has been away for many years, picked up the rice spoon again, but this time he didn't have to shake when he was cooking, but the more he played, the better.
Lin Tianwang, who walked out of Huayi, smiled and joked, saying that Master Fan had returned all the dishes that had been shaken away from them over the years.
These tidbits are really interesting, but it's a pity that Jiang Hai is too far away, and I only see them laughing and saying that I don't know anything.
The audience in the live broadcast room frantically brushed the gifts, so that he rushed forward bravely, but the waves were brushed, Jiang Hai didn't move there, and the audience lost interest, the gifts were gone, and the people also walked a lot, and they were about to fall back below one million.
Jiang Hai is worried about what to do there, is it true that he will go down to send a wave of death? If he is forked out, then there will be no such people!
Just then, the lights went out and the show began.
Jiang Hai knows that Super Girls is a guest performer, to be honest, don't look at his own singing is not good, but under the influence of his father, he still looks down on these wild idol stars, although the nine girls are one of the two water spirits......
But as soon as the stage lights came on, Jiang Hai was stupid.
Ten fat and nine houses don't just talk about it, how could Jiang Hai be an anchor if he didn't have a house? With his physique, why shouldn't he do something?
Ten houses and nine masturbation are not casual talks, if you haven't been in close contact with the five girls, you're embarrassed to say that you are an otaku!
At the beginning of this scene, Jiang Hai doesn't understand the music and lighting, just these nine shapes that poke straight into the heart, there is a wood in a lifetime? !
Jiang Hai was stupid, and the live broadcast room exploded directly!
How many people who can be entertained on the live broadcast platform don't know super girls? know super girls, how many have seen them like this?
But why do you like it so much?
Another wave of gift frenzy, countless people begged to threaten the front row of the Jianghai fire line, this kind of performance is not watched up close, the anchor is not a man!
Jiang Hai's blood also burned, and he didn't care about any security guards or not, so he bent over and trotted all the way, found a position where no one was, and continued to sneakily broadcast live.
Fortunately, the lights are now all off, and there is no danger of being discovered for a while.
The distance is shortened, the audience can see more clearly, waves of messages swipe across the screen like a tide, so fast that Jiang Hai can't see what they said.
Who has time to watch what they say? Don't you know what Lao Tzu looks at his legs? Nine pairs of big white legs! You can lick wood for a lifetime?
Jiang Hai watched them line up in an inverted V formation, not moving their backs, instinctively feeling that the climax was coming, raising the phone high, and firmly aiming at the girls on the stage.
As a result, a huge key sound, as if the player had smashed all his strength on the keys, rang out, shattering the fast snare drum rhythm.
The nine girls seemed to hear the command, and squatted down in unison.
With another key sound, the hands behind the girls' backs finally got in front of them, and the nine pairs of shining crystal shoes stunned everyone.
"This is ......" Jiang Hai vaguely heard someone next to him talking about something, but who cares about them, another key sounded, and the girls turned left in unison, and stepped into the shoes with their left feet on tiptoe.
"Ahhhh
With another command-like keystroke, the girls kept squatting and turned right, and put on their shoes with their right feet.
"666!" "I give full marks to these shoes!" Countless similar messages flooded the live broadcast room.
The key sound sounded again, the shoes were already on, and what was it this time?
The girls' actions gave everyone the answer: their hands reached out to their heads, those with hats took off their hats, tied their hair in buns, and threw away their veils and headphones as if they didn't need money.
This, this, this, this can go directly to shoot a shampoo advertisement, right?! Jiang Hai swallowed his saliva.
In fact, Jiang Hai didn't know that this beautiful action seemed simple, and the team behind the scenes didn't know how many times it had experimented to get such an effect, from how to tie the bun so that it could be disassembled and not stuck, to how to throw the hair out of a unified arc, and there was a lot of knowledge in the meantime!
However, all this effort is worth it, and I don't know how the whole performance will be, but this action can definitely become a textbook classic on the world stage.
As the girls got up, the stage, which had been quiet as the key sound disappeared, sounded again.
This time, it's electronic music with a strong jazz twist.
The eight girls moved to the left as a whole, highlighting Qin Ziruo on the far right, she closed her eyes and opened with a long whine in a nasal voice.
The nine left feet were raised in unison, and at the same time they stepped on the ground, making a crisp echo, like beating the song in a soothing rhythm.
"Look haughty!" Huang Meiyi sang with her chin raised.
The right foot fell, and there was another echo of unity.
"The steps are also full of confidence. Sunny sang along.
"The expression is dizzying. Lin Xiaolu looked like a cold-faced school flower, and inadvertently blinked but turned a group of people.
"Let you look at me can't breathe!" "Little fairy, you are right, we are about to explode in this breath!"
"Will you fall in love with me?" Yu Lili pointed at Master Liu, her expression was extremely domineering.
"This is a night especially for you. Cui Yingnan smiled and gave Master Liu a wink, which caused the old man to slap his hands and laugh.
"I must make you my captive. "Qin Ziruo's finger is a gun, and aiming at Master Liu is a shot.
"All I care about is you. Jing Xiuyan's sweet little cute voice ended.
The singing paused, and the girls neatly slammed their heels on the stage to make a four-beat rhythm, and then their bodies suddenly bounced.
The rhythm of the music also suddenly changed from soothing to intense electronic beats, and the girls put their hands behind their backs, and their feet were raised high in turn, left and right, and they fell heavily, driving their bodies to jump and jump, looking full of vitality.
This is also called dancing? Aerobics is more difficult than this, right? Some people at the scene quietly questioned it.
Are you kidding? The girl is wearing 10 cm high heels, you can go up and try it? If you don't hit the street within five steps, you are a women's clothing boss!
Well, there are still more discerning people in this world.
Jumping so much in high heels, basically every step is hovering on the edge of the cliff at the foot of the foot, and people have to move their positions to change formations, you say it's not difficult? hehe......
By the way, people are still singing!
"Put on the heels you gave me and want you to see it. The girls sang together, Master Liu smiled so much that his face was red, and he recognized the girls as soon as they took out their high heels, this is his most proud work!
"I like you too, that's why I wear it. Not only did Master Liu laugh at this time, but all those in the know laughed, everyone has their own opinion on how this song and dance is, but as a congratulatory gift for Master Liu's birthday, it is definitely a work of heart!
"Sexy high heels, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. "Nine pairs of crystal slippers clattered to the rhythm on the stage, attracting people's attention.
"Choose any one, it's all for you!" The lyrics were sung, and the old friends around made fun of Master Liu, and even Anna Sue, who could understand Chinese, leaned over and laughed a few words, and Master Liu waved his hand repeatedly, and he didn't know if he was afraid of kneeling on the washboard at night.
Jiang Hai thought that this was already a blast, but he didn't expect the formation of the girls to change, five long bodies stood with their backs, their long legs stretched straight, and four short bodies stood in the gap between them, and suddenly leaned over, and his hands went all the way up along the heels of his high heels, crossing the entire beautiful leg curve.
At this moment, countless netizens who watched the live broadcast let out a wolf howl, eager to replace it with their palms......
“High,high,high heels,woo,baby!” The song continued, "No ideas, I really don't have any ideas. ”
Yes, if it's all your fault, we're pure!
Master Liu was once again set on fire by his friends.
“High,high,high heels,woo,baby!” This time, the nine people leaned over in front of the audience, and their right hands snaked up along their right legs, "Choose any one, which one are you most satisfied with?"
I know that you are singing shoes, but I don't know that I think you are singing!
After getting up, the eight girls suddenly parted to both sides, and Jin Xiaoyan wiped her chin in the middle and pointed at Huang Meiyi: "A woman who is very quiet during the day and crazy at night." ”
Huang Meiyi took off her glasses with a calm expression, bit her lower lip with her upper teeth, and the indescribable temptation, the queen of the nightclub was online.
"Is this rap?!" There was another uproar in the audience, can two different genres be mixed like this?
Finger pointed at Yu Lili: "A woman who is stronger than a man and has a very weak heart." ”
Yu Lili, who was dressed in military uniform, clasped her hands to her chest and hung her head silently.
"Very polite woman who also swears. ”
Su Xian'er stomped her feet, how could she still have the momentum of the Queen of the Night.
"A woman who seems to be very weak and assertive. ”
Cui Yingnan fiddled with his short hair, raised his chin, and his momentum suddenly exploded.
"A woman who is always strong, but hasn't actually grown up. ”
Lin Xiaolu bent over and Jin Xiaoyan rubbed it on top of her head.
"Laughing in front of people, haha, a woman who talks in her dreams at night. ”
Sunny looked at Jin Xiaoyan in shock, then at Qin Ziruo, and finally put her hands together on her cheeks and made a sleeping position.
"A woman who doesn't speak coldly, but cares about others. ”
Jing Xiuyan had a cold face, looking arrogant and arrogant.
"I'm like a child, and I want to be a mother's woman. ”
Qin Ziruo was stunned, looking at their reactions, needless to say, they didn't know about this rap insertion at all!
If it weren't for the tacit understanding of the sisters who have cooperated for many years, Huang Meiyi would have dropped the chain, okay?
The eight girls looked at Jin Xiaoyan dangerously, you are so hanging, you have finished commenting on the eight of us, see what you say about yourself! If you are satisfied with everything, you can say, if you are not satisfied, hum, let's talk about it when we go back!
Jin Xiaoyan obviously realized that something was wrong, but she didn't stop at all, and sang to herself: "A woman who runs so fast that no one can catch up." ”
To tell the truth, if it weren't for the performance on the stage, the girls would have laughed, why didn't they find out that Jin Xiaoyan still had this ability, on the surface, it seemed that they were difficult to pursue, but in fact, they were telling them, Xiaoxiao, don't say that your sister looks down on you, the eight of you may not be able to catch your sister together!
Well, go back and try it, the stage show will continue.
The next thing is to repeat the previous singing and dancing, the girls completed it perfectly, the only thing worth mentioning is that in the part where they leaned over and touched their legs, Jing Xiuyan and Sunny who were next to Jin Xiaoyan almost rubbed the skin off her legs......
When the music came to an end in the chorus of "I'm a sassy girl, I'm a tough girl, I'm a pretty girl, I'm a foxy girl", Qin Ziruo's "High, high, high heels" ended the whole song, and the auditorium was quiet for a while, and when it was over, thunderous applause swept through the entire auditorium......