Volume 11: Underwater Carnival (19)
It's a running race, but it's more accurate to call it a swimming race in the bottom of the sea, and the couples who participated in the competition were tied to one foot and couldn't keep their balance, so they took advantage of the unique advantage of the ocean and began to swim - it's not a foul anyway- After Feng Rong and Lin Yingkong rolled a few laps, they watched the blonde boy and his companion swim with a flexible attitude, just in the first echelon of the running team, the enthusiastic host was still praising them as the favorites in the third batch of running couples, Feng Rong and Lin Yingkong glanced at each other, and their competitive hearts were both aroused.
The two mountains of the field service team of the dignified general office are running to this inexplicable competition field in order to catch people, if you can't even catch people, and you are thrown out of 180 meters away and almost the last few, it will be really embarrassing~!
After adjusting their mentality, the minister and Assistant Lin discussed the strategy of cooperation in three or two sentences with full of fighting spirit, and then corrected the posture of both sides with high morale, held hands and counted the beats, and then began to stride "one, two, one" at the same time, striding after the large army in front, swimming in the ocean is not as good as those sea tribes, and they can't use spells, then they can only use the most primitive method, that is-race walking!
Feng Rong and Lin Yingkong were originally tall and big, simply put, they were long and long, one was more than one meter eight and one was more than one meter nine, and one step was the distance of many people trotting two steps, so although they used the way of race walking, they also hurled and strode after many couples, and although Feng Rong made some cover for his appearance, he couldn't hide his handsomeness, Lin Yingkong's mouth was very charming, two people with first-class temperament held hands, and the tacit understanding of getting along for several years was natural, and many people couldn't help but pay attention to this dark horse couple who came out, and even some participating couples were stunned when they saw them, forgetting their actions, and "snapping" rolled into a pile, Feng Rong and Lin Yingkong were full of energy, and they didn't care how they were noticed by everyone, but stared at the target in front of them - the blonde boy, thinking about how to catch up with him.
If it is just a couple race, then this race will be too boring, and it will not attract so many spectators, so the organizers on the ultra-long track that is close to one and a half nautical miles and converted to a ground distance of nearly three kilometers, the original 20-minute race course has been added with several interesting levels, which is actually tossing and tossing the couples who participate, adding a little bit of jokes to watch and the twists and turns of the race, after all, it would be too boring to just run fast and win the championship.
The first level is that the couples who arrive here have to choose one from the row of plates covered with special lids and cannot be snooped on, and then open, one of them bites the food with his mouth or uses his mouth to bite the spoon to scoop up the food and feed it to the other party, although feeding each other can deepen the couple's interactive feelings, but the organizer is very funny, the things on the plate are strange, mustard biscuits are the best choice, it is simply a "surprise" when the lid is opened , For example, a bomb pepper that explodes when you bite it in your mouth and turns people into explosive heads, a living deep-sea creature that is so ugly that it looks like an ordinary capsule, but after swallowing it, it begins to involuntarily press your other half on the scene to have a live version of the hot kiss scene, and you can't stop until it reaches the point of lack of oxygen...... In short, every time the lid is opened, it can set off a wave of enthusiasm in the audience, and some couples even withdraw because they dare not eat, but most people still pretend to be very bold to eat in order to maintain their image in front of their beloved.
Feng Rong and Lin Yingkong were temporarily stuffed into the game, where did they know the rules, and they thought they were running fast, but when they turned a corner and saw the level in front of them, both of them were dumbfounded, Ding Youlan immediately gave them popular science on the channel connected to the built-in headset The strange food that the couples in front of them ate after opening the lid and eating the strange food in their stomachs, Feng Rong and Lin Yingkong turned pale for a moment.
"So why the hell did I come to this stupid competition......" Feng Rong muttered.
Lin Yingkong also felt that this development was a little wrong, Fei Rong was afraid that they would remember that she had pitted the two leaders into it, so she hurriedly said: "Minister, Assistant Lin, Prince Wiener's pair has already eaten the fried spiders the size of the head of the person they selected!"
You can't be compared to a minor! Feng Rong and Lin Yingkong immediately remembered that they were going to arrest people very dedicatedly, and quickly resumed their original speed again and strode to the position of the first level, although they came from behind, but they were delayed a little at the beginning, so when they arrived, there were less than half of the plates left here, indicating that they were still in the middle and lower reaches, Feng Rong and Lin Yingkong hurriedly chose the plate closest to them, and Lin Yingkong Zhuang put his hand on the lid as if he was righteous, because there were more cameras around the level, and he didn't shout "minister" and just said, "Wait, dear...... You bite, I'll eat!"
The corners of Feng Rong's mouth twitched, "Open it up first?"
Lin Yingkong had no choice but to nod, and immediately a lanternfish swam over, aiming the camera on its back at them, Lin Yingkong held his breath slightly, and suddenly lifted the lid......
"What is it?" Zhu Mengtian craned his neck to look at their two superiors.
"It seems to be ......" Derpy held up the telescope dumbfounded, "raw pig brains." ”
"......" Fei Rong covered her mouth, feeling like throwing up - it's over, Assistant Lin will definitely kill him!
Lin Yingkong was stunned and looked at the pig brain on the plate, and there was a small sign next to it that said, "It has been processed, it can be eaten raw, it is nutritious, come on~", the wavy line of ecstasy made Lin Yingkong almost want to smash this plate of bloody white flowers on the face of the organizer, Feng Rong basically saw this thing for the first time, and said categorically: "You eat!"
"......," Lin Yingkong looked at him sadly, "My dear, you are so embarrassed to fight with me." "It's so unloving.
Feng Rong raised his eyebrows, "Anyway, it's all you who eat in the end, so don't waste time." ”
"......" Lin Yingkong watched as his head bit the handle of the spoon, and then steadily scooped a large spoonful and handed it to him.
Their conversation just now has been recorded on the big screen by the camera, and the host is still ridiculing their bizarre interpretation of the couple on the words "sharing weal and woe", the team members of the field service team of the general office watched Lin Yingkong swallow the blood-white pig brain with a bitter and hateful face, although they felt that it was a very cool thing to see Assistant Lin, who had always been good at rectifying people, being wholeed, but they were still hurt by 10,000 points - the minister was not polite, but that kind of thick " I'm just relying on you to spoil me, so I'm not worried about you getting angry at all" The dog-like aura emanated from them, and the single dog wanted to raise a torch to burn them to death, okay!
Although Lin Yingkong had a bitter face, he still ate it unambiguously, swallowed it without chewing, and Feng Rong's action was fast, they killed the entire pig brain in less than half a minute, Feng Rong threw the spoon, Lin Yingkong took the paper towel prepared next to him, and the two of them just wiped their mouths while running forward over the first level, and before leaving this area, they also crumpled the paper towel into a ball and threw it into the trash can seven or eight meters away, the action was unified and chic and elegant, and the audience who was paying attention to them screamed all of a sudden.
"......" Zhu Mengtian looked envious, jealous and hateful, "The two of them really don't forget to play handsome ...... at any time."
"Do the minister and assistant Lin need to be handsome?" Di Bingqiao said on the channel opened up by several team members in the headphones, "They are already very handsome!"
"It's just a little high-profile now......" Fei Rong watched Feng Rong and Lin Yingkong rush to the second level in a daze, "But if someone recognizes them." Will we be slaughtered?" Lin Yingkong said that he couldn't wait to show his affection to the whole world, but the minister likes to fall in love in a low-key manner!
"......" As soon as Fei Rong said this, the group members were strangely silent for a minute.
"Ah, I have a way!" Ding Youlan shouted, and then began to "click" on the computer keyboard, and after another minute, he said very happily: "I implanted a virus in the on-site camera and those cameras that took pictures, and after the game, the photos they took of the minister and Assistant Lin will be destroyed, even if someone recognizes the two of them, there is no photo as evidence!"
The members of the field service team of the General Office said in unison: "Xiaolan, you are the best!"
In the game, Feng Rong and Lin Yingkong didn't know that their team members were already thinking about what to do if they were exposed, they had already reached the second level, and the blonde boy had already passed this level, Feng Rong stared at the figure of the other party walking away, turned his head and said to Lin Yingkong: "Let's hurry up!"
Lin Yingkong nodded, after all, they are people who have occupied a high position for a long time, and the competitiveness of the two of them is not low, and the fighting spirit has long been stimulated by the atmosphere of the scene, and they have put seven or eight points of body and mind into the game.
The content of the second level of the competition is a couple's answer, three questions can be passed, this is also a very common game level, but the perverted thing is that the organizers ask 18X questions, testing the tacit understanding of both parties, and testing the couples' sexual well-being and life harmony or disharmony, as soon as they see the content of this level, Lin Yingkong smiled, and Feng Rong's face turned green, because they are dark horses and the strange performance of the first level and the host who pays attention to them from time to time saw the two of them with very different performances, laughed happily, and switched a big screen for them to track their answering process throughout the process, the members of the field service team of the General Office really had the urge to close their earbuds and quickly hide their faces and run away at that moment......
I'm about to hear the secret history of the boss's boudoir, how can I ensure that I won't be killed afterwards?
It's just that a group of team members will definitely not run, although they are worried, but more of a gossip heart is burning, even Zong Shaofeng is crowded in front of Ding Youlan's computer, waiting for the two future bosses to break the news.
In desperation, Feng Rong still took the answer board, Lin Yingkong, who was sitting back to back with him, took the opportunity to squeeze his eyebrows at him, Feng Rong turned around with a smile, and the staff began to draw the answer sheet, and the first question was the explosive level: "What is your favorite position between the two in bed?"
"......" Lin Yingkong was suddenly distressed, he liked a lot of postures, but the minister had only experienced it with him once on Chinese New Year's Eve night, where would he tell him which one he liked the most?
"......" Feng Rong was also suddenly distressed, he definitely preferred the one that could overwhelm Lin Yingkong, but the problem was that in recent months, he had thought of various methods, resulting in two people being helpless against each other, how should this be calculated?
The one-minute answering time soon came, Feng Rong and Lin Yingkong both lit up the answer board, only to see Lin Yingkong write "Just once, normal posture, it feels good~", and Feng Rong wrote: "The first time, normal", the answer is basically consistent, and the host immediately "Whoa" The wolf howled, teasing them as a novice couple, and recommended a few very reverie poses to them on the spot, which caused the audience to howl with the wolf, Lin Yingkong smiled evilly at Feng Rong, and successfully saw that the tips of his minister's ears were red, but this was only a beautiful scenery that he could see alone~
The second question drawn by the staff was: "What is your favorite TT flavor between the two, and do you want to try the newly developed spicy or mustard-flavored TT?"
The host is still screaming that the two novices may answer this question incorrectly, and they can stage a punishment project for them to answer incorrectly - do three-minute push-ups on the spot, one person does it, and the other person lies under that person, just imagination can make people's blood boil......
Lin Yingkong quickly wrote the answer, but Feng Rong was entangled for more than half a minute before he hesitated to write, after all, compared to breaking the news, the live broadcast of the punishment project is a little more terrifying...... Then they both showed the answer board again, Lin Yingkong's answer was written all over the answer board, writing "It must be milk-flavored, he likes it, but he hasn't tried it yet, he doesn't like spicy and mustard, he won't try it", the audience was immediately stuffed with a bunch of dog food, and they were abused so much that they didn't want it - horse eggs, just answer a question, don't take the opportunity to show affection, okay!
And Feng Rong wrote "milk, don't try it", the meaning is the same, but it is much more concise, the host screamed and wanted to burn their couple, and said that the two of them were attacked, Lin Yingkong smiled very cunningly, leaned over and whispered to Feng Rong that they would try the milk taste next time, Feng Rong thought of the milk he was basically drinking every day, and the whole person was not good.
Fei Rong said bitterly: "What should we do? I think we will really be killed by the minister......
Zhu Mengtian was informing Ding Youlan to save the video quickly, and when she said this, Comrade Zhu, who was immersed in the trough of the cold war with Zong Shaoxian, said casually: "What are you afraid of, if the minister dares to kill him, we will threaten him to spread the video to the entire Spirit Security Bureau!"
"......" The group members were silent for a moment, and then collectively said: "This glorious and arduous task is entrusted to you, and the organization believes in you!"
Zhu Mengtian: "......" is completely out of love.
The staff quickly drew up the last answer: "If two people play cross-dressing play, who will wear women's clothes?"
As soon as this question came out, the host shouted that it was boring, saying that the attack of the two of them was too obvious, and the answer didn't have to be thought of, and they were still fantasizing about the women's clothes that were sealed, and the members of the field team of the General Office had only one idea about the host - this guy is dead!
Although they are also fantasizing, it is really inexplicable when they think about it......
As a result, as soon as Lin Yingkong and Feng Rong's answer board came out, the eyes and jaws of the audience instantly dropped, because Feng Rong wrote a concise and clear "he", and Lin Yingkong also wrote: "I, he doesn't like it, I listen to him", everyone at the scene instantly felt that they were hit by 10,000 tons of dog food, and their hearts melted when they sprinkled sugar......
Fei Rong was completely stiff and cold, "It's true that Assistant Lin is relatively handsome, but his body and height of 1.9 meters, can he look at women's clothes?!"
Di Bingqiao picked up the eyeballs back, twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "Assistant Lin must be retreating, so he won't be so honest!"
"It's too insidious!" Zhu Mengtian commented, "This is obviously a level for the whole person, but Assistant Lin actually made a situation of showing affection and showing sincerity to the minister......!" It's really envious, jealous and hateful!!
In the wolf howl of a group of single dogs, Lin Yingkong and Feng Rong continued to run towards the third level hand in hand, a pair of feet tied together have a tacit understanding as if they were born together, they are also high-level abilities, their control over their bodies is still very good, at this time, the pair of blonde boys is ranked about third in the first echelon, and they follow the first and second places very closely, Feng Rong and Lin Yingkong's pair are in the second echelon, about 20 positions, they glanced at each other, and both accelerated their pace。
The third level is a very simple thing for the two of them, it is two people who have to cooperate to climb on a shelf, to take down something and then come down, the regulations can only climb, not fly or swim, many couples are crawling and crawling and lose their balance and fall down, or two fall together, Feng Rong and Lin Yingkong do not have this trouble, after running in the tacit understanding, this kind of three-to-five-meter platform simply makes them feel like they are walking on the ground, climb up in three times and two times, take down the things and hand them over to the staff, the action is professional and elegant and good-looking, and the audience who supports them on the scene is about to burst their throatsThe members of the field service team of the General Office suspect that if it is known that the two of them are the head of the law enforcement department of the Spiritual Security Bureau and his assistant, their department will definitely usher in another hot application season this year!
After crossing the third level, it was the final sprint of the 800-meter track, at this time, the blonde boy and his companion were less than 200 meters away from Feng Rong, they clenched their hands, Feng Rong whispered a sentence "See it clearly first, then arrest people after the game", Lin Ying bowed his head, and the two of them both accelerated their pace, chasing the top three couples.
700 meters, 600 meters, 500 meters......
Finally, when the countdown was less than a hundred meters, Feng Rong and Lin Yingkong finally caught up with the blonde boy, they pretended to lean towards each other inadvertently, Lin Yingkong's hand waved, as if he had inadvertently lifted the blonde boy's hat......