100 [This is an advertisement you've never seen before]

Chen Daxiong, a down-and-out director who was born in the theater, and his assistant drove a broken Jetta to the Sports Vocational Institute, and after entering, they found a roadside shade and stopped.

The sun in Shanghai is still very hot in the morning, this broken car is too old, the air conditioner doesn't seem to be able to move, can only rely on the car small fan to deal with, the two of them are hot.

Chen Daxiong took a towel and wiped his sweat while making a phone call: "Crooked, is it Boss Yang? Turn left at the entrance and turn right at the third intersection......"

The assistant drove the car and asked all the way to a small building next to the Reebok basketball training camp, which was a particularly old building.

The two parked the car next to a brand-new Daben, dragged out two large camera bags from the back row, and took out bundles of shelves from the trunk.

The assistant was helpless: "Director Chen, it's time to change cars." ”

Chen Daxiong sobbed: "Don't ink, change it when you make money." ”

It's really frustrating.

In fact, Chen Daxiong is quite talented, but he didn't encounter a good opportunity, so the people of Yao's team thought of him and introduced him to Yang Lei, I don't know if he can soar to the sky this time.

The two of them stooped under the half-pulled roller shutter and entered, and the interior was being set up, all against a white-gray background, and nothing else.

Yang Lei walked over: "Hello Director Chen." ”

When Chen Daxiong heard the voice, he was immediately surprised, Boss Yang who was talking to him was so young?

And so handsome?

The other party's smile as bright as the sun and the warm voice as the spring breeze made his whole person feel much more relaxed and happy, and his mood was excellent.

"Hello, hello. ”

Chen Daxiong abides by the agreement, and he definitely doesn't ask what he shouldn't ask, this Boss Yang must be a pseudonym, and it must be Brother Hu's twin brother who didn't run away, a celebrity family, it's understandable to use a pseudonym.

He handed the device to his assistant and looked around.

On the side of the door, there is a row of iron cages, in which all kinds of small animals, and a beautiful girl who looks like a student is squatting and feeding.

Two large industrial fans cross each other to blow the wind, and the whole factory is very cool.

Several tall and sturdy men are helping to move the scaffolding, lifting the table, and they can know their identities at a glance, and the jerseys on their chests have four big characters written on them: "Shanghai men's basketball team".

Two portable changing tents were set up next to it, one for more than 100 yuan on Taobao, which can be stood up with a shake of your hand, and you can change clothes by closing the zipper, which is a lot of choices for filming location crews.

A few people playing basketball brought white tables, white chairs, and black laptops, and a few people stepped back, and the roller shutter closed, leaving only the white woven lights.

Chen Daxiong touched his nose and asked, "Boss, how do you want to shoot this advertisement?" ”

Yang Lei pointed to a pile of iron cages in the corner next to him, stretched out his hand and gestured, and quickly explained, Chen Daxiong and the assistant were stunned.

Alas, alas!

Damn, can advertisements still be filmed like this?

This man is a madman, isn't he?

If you shoot it like this, will anyone really watch it?

Don't think that you are Brother Hu's twin brother, you can do whatever you want.

Chen Daxiong was about to give his professional advice, when he noticed Anne coming out of the changing tent.

Nice, he suddenly changed his attention.

Beautiful, handsome, you can really do whatever you want, you can shoot as much as you want.

Anne wore light makeup, a ponytail, and a white coat, especially like a female researcher engaged in scientific research, and the overall look was particularly refreshing.

Look at Zhang Zhe who came out on the other side, even more plain, with big white shorts, shirtless, and wearing white sports socks.

Yang Lei praised: "Minimalism is also a kind of beauty. ”

Chen Daxiong then gained some confidence, and from the director's point of view, he readjusted the scaffolding and made subtle adjustments to the angle and width of the background cloth.

It's finally OK.

Chen Daxiong played against the male and female protagonists, and waited for the assistant to prompt the camera to be ready, and waved his hand: "Let's start." ”

The main background, a workbench and a computer engaged in scientific research, just show that this is a scientific research center.

Anne stepped out of the left side of the camera, stood in the middle, without any smile on her face, and asked seriously, "Do you know how much a woman's body weighs?"

Then walk out to the right side of the lens.

Chen Daxiong kept staring at the camera, just for a few seconds, he didn't even have anything to pick, he glanced at the assistant, and said weakly: "It's ......."

Yeah!

"Sister Annie, you're awesome!"

"Good, good sign!"

A room full of people watching the excitement were applauding.

Anne, standing on the right side of the camera, covered her mouth and smiled, this is too simple.

In fact, she has been ready for NG countless times, who knew that it would be over all at once!

Chen Daxiong really wants to complain, this shot casually pulls a passer-by over, and even the sweeping aunt can do a good job, but it's just not as beautiful as Anne.

"Prop preparation. ”

Yang Lei is the props master, and with Director Chen's assistant, he put a fake women's rib on Zhang Zhe.

It looks like this:

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The strip of cloth is straight, two knuckles wide, similar to the fluorescent tape of the traffic police reflective vest, Zhang Zhe's neck is flanked by two vertical lines, and the chest is a horizontal line around a circle, which is wrapped around the back.

This is a special prop made by Yang Lei, at the position of the left and right points of the male, two small deep-mouthed round transparent cups are bundled, and two small sticks are placed horizontally, and two cute parrots are just holding and standing.

Xu Shiwei looked at Zhang Zhe from the side and couldn't laugh.

Zhang Zhe said: "Don't make me laugh, I'm working very hard now." ”

Yang Lei also said: "Everyone is professional, shoot advertisements!"

This scene is indeed hilarious.

A top male model wearing big white shorts and topless walked to the camera with a blank face and two parrots hanging on his chest.

"Hurry, hurry, the little bird flew away. ”

Chen Daxiong hurriedly commanded and signaled, Anne walked over from the left side of the camera, Zhang Zhe came from the right, and the two stood side by side in front of the camera.

Anne said only one word: "A-cup." ”

"It's been over!"

Chen Daxiong waved his hand, and this advertisement was boring.

Next, Zhang Zhe left.

Yang Lei was about to take the parrot off, but the parrot really fluttered and flew away, and everyone grabbed the parrot everywhere in the studio, and caught the parrot in a noisy manner.

When Zhang Zhe and other makeup artists touched up his makeup, Yang Lei took two cute guinea pigs over, took away the small horizontal stick inside the transparent dome, and put the guinea pig in it.

Zhang Zhe held back a smile and stood beside Anne.

Anne said another word: "B-cup." ”

The guinea pig is really super cute, and the little paws are still clutching the glass, and they are half-standing up, revealing their hairy heads, and looking around.

"It's been over! Hold this little thing down for me!"

Chen Daxiong did not forget his instructions.

This time, Zhang Zhexue was obedient, and as soon as the camera came out, he covered the transparent cover with both hands and put the guinea pig back into the cage.

For the third time, Yang Lei and Xu Shiwei brought two beautiful little ferrets, and Zhang Zhe liked it very much: "What a cute little guy." ”

Yang Lei said with a smile: "This is a few months old little female mink, I will give you one after the shooting, and the other will be given to Anne, one for the hero and heroine." ”

Zhang Zhe is happy, this kind of small pet mink is particularly attractive.

When Zhang Zhe entered the camera with two ferrets, Anne said, "C-cup." ”

Phew-

The ferret sprang out of the transparent round cup and ran away, extremely fast!

"Hurry up and catch them!"

Ferrets run so fast, much faster than parrots, like lightning martens in martial arts novels.

The two little ones were quite nimble, groaning a few times and running around the room.

This time, everyone rushed to catch the ferret, chased with a broom, blocked the road with a stool, shouted in his mouth, and drove away all kinds of things, Yang Lei accidentally knocked over the parrot's cage, and finally grabbed two small things with difficulty, as well as the escaped parrot.

The advertising shooting scene was like a tragic car accident scene, chickens flew and dogs jumped, people turned over on their backs, and a few parrot feathers fell on Chen Daxiong's nose, his face was full of grief and anger, and his nose was particularly itchy.

Ahh

Are these people having fun?

Yang Lei's sweat came out: "Fortunately, I brought a small amount of anesthetic spray." ”

What he brought was a veterinary anesthetic aerosol, referred to as "silly spray", which has a very low proportion of anesthetic active ingredients, which is almost harmless to people and has some effect on small animals.

Next it was the rabbit's turn.

Yang Lei sprayed the rabbit stupidly with a spray first, and his body could move, but he didn't want to jump out of that level.

Zhang Zhe held two rabbits on his chest, and screamed to himself: "Is D so heavy?"

Yang Lei smiled: "Of course it's heavy, do you think women are so good?"

When Anne heard this, her face flushed, she was D size, and there were two rabbits hanging on her chest, who knew who hung them, and it was very uncomfortable to exercise.

Waiting for Zhang Zhe to stand up, Anne introduced the two rabbits in front of the camera: "D-cup." ”

Finally, two chickens.

It's a real chicken, in order to find these two good-looking live chickens, Yang Lei selected many from the vegetable market and the pet store.

The chicken is really too big, Yang Lei is wearing gloves and grabbing chicken wings, Zhang Zhe is also wearing gloves and pinching the chicken head, and the two carefully stuff the chicken into a circular transparent cover, and then buckle it on Zhang Zhe's chest.

Zhang Zhe was a little nervous: "It won't peck me there, right?"

Laughing all around, Chen Daxiong said loudly: "Change the direction and let the face of the chicken protagonist be aimed at the camera." ”

Yang Lei and Zhang Zhe twisted the chicken in a different direction, and the chicken's mouth was outward.

The poor two little roosters with red cockscombs, huddled in a narrow glass cover, can only move their little heads, and look like they have nothing to love.

Anne introduces two chickens in front of the camera: "E-cup." ”

Chen Daxiong raised his hand, weak and weak: "Over the ......"

Yeah~~~

Everyone high-fived and celebrated.

This is the first act, which was filmed in half an hour, and 25 of those minutes were spent chasing parrots and ferrets.

Chen Daxiong has never seen such a fast advertising shooting.

Next, the highlight came, Yang Lei introduced a big box to Director Chen: "This is the high-speed camera I used to shoot Liu Xiang's running slow motion, will you use it?"

Chen Daxiong Khan is about to come out: "...... It will be a little. ”

He really wants to roar, he's a director or not!

Wait for Chen Daxiong to set up the high-speed camera and continue shooting.

Anne read the line: "You know how it would be to exercise with such a weight?"

Zhang Zhe was jogging on a simple treadmill in white socks.

He has an A-cup pair of parrots hanging on his chest, which is captured by a high-speed camera, and while running, the parrot's movements are undulating.

Then there's the jump rope.

Zhang Zhe brought the B-cup guinea pig on the field, and the guinea pig in the two cups rolled up and down in the circular transparent cover due to gravity, and the highest almost jumped out.

In tennis, Zhang Zhe took a C-cup ferret, and when he swung his body, the fluffy ferret was almost thrown out, which was particularly exciting.

D-cup's rabbit is everyone's favorite volleyball sport, Zhang Zhe jumped up and smashed the ball, and the action only lasted 2 seconds, but the rabbit was at the highest place, from squatting, to holding the mouth of the cup, and the body stood up directly.

The two huge fat rabbits, at the moment when they jumped out, can really think of the pain of the D-cup girl during exercise, and the two huge lumps of meat were thrown into the sky, what a painful realization.

The two chickens of the E-cup were the most difficult to shoot, this time in basketball.

After the props basketball hoop was set up, Zhang Zhe could play basketball, he turned around with the ball and went to the basket with a beautiful dribble, after jumping, when he reached the highest point, two chickens flew out of the transparent cover.

The chickens really flew away!

"Wonderful!"

This time, even Director Chen applauded.

It's a simple shot, I didn't even shout a few times, the shooting of the high-definition camera is very powerful, and the effect is very intuitive.

When everyone was resting, Yang Lei stood behind Director Chen and looked at the monitor.

Director Chen is still sighing: "I only know now that it is not easy for women to be so difficult, Boss Yang, your idea is really good." ”

Yang Lei smiled: "General, general, that is, the numbers ABCDE have become concrete." ”

Director Chen asked, "Why is there no F?"

When they heard this, they laughed.

F This kind of murder weapon is rare in the world, the best advice is not to exercise vigorously, throwing it is particularly harmful to the body, just look at Wang Li Danny in "All the Way West".

In the third part of the advertisement, Yang Lei previously designed a set of mathematical modeling at Starbucks.

On the computer screen, there are two circular patterns on the left and right, and a thick red handwriting on the left and right, which fluctuates irregularly up and down on the figure.

Anne gave the camera a back and introduced to the computer: "When you exercise, your body shakes irregularly, beyond your imagination. ”

Exciting times are coming.

Anne appeared in front of the camera in a white lab coat, then grabbed the clothes, ripped them off, and threw them out, she was wearing a black X-Sports sports rib.

In front of the camera, Anne is extremely beautiful.

The tightly wrapped top, the slender waist that Yingying holds, the vest line abdominal muscles that men want to lick when they see it, the round peach buttocks, and the slender tight sports pants.

She went from a serious scientific researcher to a female fitness coach with a surname, and the strong contrast was particularly exciting, almost making Chen Daxiong and several people squirt nosebleeds.

So beautiful!

This kind of excitement is completely unimaginable!

Director Chen and the others didn't expect Anne to wear like this under the white coat!

Anne said solemnly: "So, you need X-Sports five-star professional sports ribs." ”

Pretty!

The audience applauded!

The commercial shoot is complete!