Su Bangyue sat on the stone bench opposite, and before eating, she didn't forget to hand over a pair of chopsticks to her legs, and greeted warmly, "Master Beauty, eat quickly...... You're welcome, you're welcome......"

Jing Tianyin stretched out his hand to take the chopsticks, and the action of eating was very elegant, although Su Wanyue had seen it before, but the words "beautiful and delicious" still popped out of her mind.

She finally understood why the waiters in those five-star hotels were all beautiful little girls and young masters.

Just the fact that "beautiful and delicious" can make many rich people spend a lot of money without feeling distressed.

Remember that there is a hotel in modern times, Lover's Deep, St. Lucia, $150,000 per night, and there are still people willing to go?

Seeing that Jing Tianyin was in the process of eating, he looked cold and isolated from the world and never ate the fireworks of the world, without a trace of warm smile.

Su Wanyue suddenly wanted to know the appearance of the immortal's changing face, and when she thought of this, a trace of strangeness flashed in her eyes.

So, she swallowed the last mouthful of porridge and said with a smile: "The apprentice has heard two jokes before, and I think they are very funny, do you want to hear it?"

Without waiting for Jing Tianyin to answer, Su Wanyue had already cleared her throat and said to herself.

One day, Zuo Limo went to play in the mountains, and ran into a wild boar that was about to eat him. The wild boar was stunned for a moment, and said to him: Baby, don't run around in the future, you see, I've lost weight in the past few days......"

Jing Tianyin's hand holding the vegetables froze slightly, and then continued to eat as if nothing had happened, but his face was obviously a lot gentler, and the corners of his lips faintly hooked up a faint smile.

Although the smile was faint, Su Wanyue could see it clearly, and she couldn't help but feel a little proud in her heart.

Hmph, let you be as elegant as a fairy, let you have no desires, see that Miss Ben doesn't pull you off the altar and throw you all over the mud.

A hint of ill-intentioned expression flashed in Su Bangyue's eyes, and the corners of her mouth were stubbornly hooked, "The beauty master is really good to laugh at, and there is a joke, which is guaranteed to be even more interesting than this one just now, so I will tell it to the beauty master."

After speaking, Su Wanyue cleared her throat, "One day, a beggar went to the door of a restaurant and asked the restaurant owner for a toothpick, and the boss hesitated to give the beggar a toothpick. After a while, another beggar came and asked the boss for a straw, and the boss gave the beggar a straw. After a while, another beggar came, and he asked the boss directly to borrow a shovel.

Then the boss asked: What happened to you today, first someone asked for a toothpick, and another person asked for a straw, and now you have come to borrow a shovel! The beggar said: Just now a full man vomited in front of him, and the beggar who first asked for a toothpick found out, so he came to borrow a toothpick, and picked up all the meat and vegetables that the man vomited and ate them, and after the second beggar found out, the meat and vegetables had been eaten by the first beggar, so he came to ask for a straw, and then ran to drink soup. I was the last to find out, and I had to come to pick up the shovel. ”

I remember that when she first heard this joke, she was so disgusting that she couldn't swallow it for three days, and she was laughed at by Ji Qingchi's guy for a long time.

If she can't even help this, how can she become a qualified killer......? Listen to it and get used to it......

Jing Tianyin's body stiffened, his peerless face like a celestial man looked faintly pale, and the porridge in the bowl was neither put nor put away, looking at the expression as if he was trying to endure something.