【100】Play with the dog and kiss

The kitchen was crackling and stir-frying, and despite the ceiling fans installed, the chefs were still hot and sweaty.

Wu Daguang arranged the staff of the county government and the factory director in the box on the second floor, and on the first floor were some vendors and some regular customers.

After completing the reception banquet, the chef in the back kitchen also made it to the first floor to eat with everyone, all of them were old men, and when they opened the chatterbox, they didn't finish, the wine was one cup after another, including Wu Daguang, who was known as a thousand cups, and his face was also flushed.

After entertaining the county magistrate on the second floor, Wu Daguang walked downstairs with a wine bottle.

"I tell you, if you want to drink, no one at your big table can drink me. Wu Daguang boasted that in his previous life, he worked part-time in a nightclub while learning to be a chef, and this line of work is mainly to drink, as long as you can drink, drink a few bottles and someone will take all the orders, female fishing for big money, male fishing for rich women, Wu Daguang drank until he had stomach bleeding, and earned 50,000 yuan in one night, that is, that stomach bleeding, which forced him to give up this lucrative part-time job.

"Daguang, don't brag, who won't brag about bragging, if you don't drink us down today, our meal money will be recorded in the future. Said the guest at the table.

"That's right, we owe money too. "Don't think about it, the person who speaks must be a vendor.

A group of big men are together, in addition to bragging, they are talking about women, and all kinds of conservative yellow jokes make everyone chat.

The county magistrate had official duties, so he didn't dare to drink too much wine and left, and even the dishes on the second floor were as if they had never been touched.

On the first floor, it was the opposite, making a mess, some people were dancing on the first floor with wine bottles, drinking too much, and some people simply fell asleep on the table.

Wu Daguang drank happily today, with a stomach full of wine, and everyone had already drunk and lay down, and secretly walked out of the store alone, inducing vomiting.

After spitting and walking back, Zhang Erlai was holding a dog and plucking his hair, and he didn't know what to say in his mouth.

Wu Daguang approached, only to see Zhang Erlai holding a chicken leg in one hand and slapping a dog with one hand: "Brother, you drank less today, next time I will invite you alone, and fight for another three hundred rounds." ”

The dog was nibbling on a chicken thigh.

"From now on, we are brothers, blessed and shared hardships, not seeking to be born in the same year and the same day, but to die in the same year and on the same day. Zhang Erlai said with a wine burp.

The dog, clattering, gnawed at the bones on the drumstick.

Zhang Erlai put his head next to his head again: "Brother, what are you talking about?

Wu Daguang stood aside, his mouth open, and his dull eyes looked at one person and one dog.

"Okay, swear, Liangshan hero, I'll go get two dishes, and we'll get righteous. Zhang Erlai stood up and saw Wu Daguang looking at him and his brother, Zhang Erlai smiled: "Brother Guang, let me introduce you to my brother, Rhubarb." ”

The dog ignored the two of them, bowing his head and biting on the chicken bone.

Wu Daguang stood unsteadily, his body swayed, and he pointed at the dog and smiled obscenely: "Taoyuan Sanjie is a servant." Pointing at Zhang Erlai: "You" refers to himself: "I" refers to the dog: "He." Exactly three people, hey, hey, hey. ”

Zhang Erlai nodded solemnly: "You are old, you are the eldest brother, I am the second, I am the second brother, and Rhubarb is the youngest, and the third brother." ”

The dog named Rhubarb finished eating the chicken legs, his eyes skimmed over the two of them, and if he could speak, he was probably complaining: This person has a cannon in his brain.

Then Rhubarb wagged his tail contentedly and left the two of them away.

Looking at the back of Rhubarb leaving, Wu Daguang and Zhang Erlai glanced at each other, and Wu Daguang spoke first: "Let's go chase the third brother." ”

"Yes, chase the third brother. Zhang Erlai agreed.

Stunning graphics......

When the guests around you see it, don't laugh at the two of them.

As the sun set, the snoring in Wu Kee Restaurant was loud, lying on the table, lying on the ground, in various sleeping positions.

Wu Daguang was lying on the ground, snoring like everyone else, one was choked by saliva inattention, woke up, wine will make people stupid, forgot the opening of Wu Ji Restaurant, forgot what his identity was, stared at the scene in a daze for a full minute, and gradually recovered his senses.

Throwing away Zhang Erlai's legs on his body, Zhang Erlai also woke up, the corners of his mouth were still stained with dog hair, and he also had time to read his memory.

Wu Daguang was the first to react, good guy, the clean restaurant is built like a kennel, when he thinks of dogs, how can he still feel very familiar?

After waking up the old customers and vendors, they all consciously stayed to clean the restaurant before saying goodbye, and those who couldn't catch the bus back to the village also went to the hotel.

After everything was done, it was already dark, Wu Daguang yawned and closed the door of Wu Ji Restaurant, Zhang Erlai followed behind him, spitting all the time.

"Brother Guang, why do I have dog hair in my mouth, and there is a dog smell. Zhang Erlai asked suspiciously.

"Who knows which you're going on a date. ”

Walking into Wu Ji Catering, Xu Manli saw that the two of them were back, and said, "What about your third brother?"

"What third brother?" Wu Daguang asked rhetorically.

Xu Manli smiled, didn't answer, and went to her own business, leaving Wu Daguang and Zhang Erlai puzzled.

Xinghua heard her father's voice downstairs, and ran downstairs, in the past, she rushed over to hug her father, but this time she didn't, she chose to stand far away in disgust.

Wu Daguang didn't know it, squatted down and opened his arms: "Xinghua come here, let Daddy hug me." ”

Xinghua shook her head and refused: "Daddy, you hugged the dog who was rummaging through the trash can outside, and Uncle Lai still played with the dog and kissed it." ”

After Xinghua finished speaking, her little expression became even more disgusted, and the daytime picture was reflected in her little brain, and the two of them and a dog were in the garbage heap...... Here the mosaic is processed.

"Hey......" Xinghua sighed, and walked up to the second floor behind her little hands.

Wu Daguang and Zhang Erlai, you look at me, I look at you, they dislike each other.

After one night, Wu Daguang opened Wu Ji Restaurant early, and erected a sign at the door of Wu Ji Restaurant: undertake one-stop service for weddings and undertake various banquet activities.

Wu Ji Restaurant is the most expensive in the county in terms of decoration, according to the decoration of course surpasses dozens of restaurants, leading the county level, as for the source of customers, government dignitaries often have to participate in the entertainment, with Wu Daguang this relationship, the county magistrate is embarrassed to go to another house, more contract the same price, Wu Ji Restaurant environment is good, the dishes are good, what is there to refuse.

One afternoon three days later, six or seven men ranging in age from 20 to 60 came to the store, one of whom Wu Daguang recognized, who was a police officer who had been involved in Wu Yongzhu's case, but they didn't recognize him. I see that the police officers I know are very polite to those elderly people, maybe they are not superiors.

And you have to entertain well, let people become repeat customers, come and go, have the eyesight to see something, what's the matter, he can't get to know others, no matter how much he walks around, he can be upgraded to a friend, what is the good thing in the future under the condition of not violating discipline, the first thing that comes to mind is him Wu Daguang.