2008 National Day holiday.

Tailian City, Fulin Medicinal Kitchen.

The announcer on TV broadcast the news in fluent Mandarin: "Although the Beijing Olympics have been closed for 38 days, the enthusiasm of the masses to discuss the Olympic Games has not diminished in the slightest, and the most commendable of them is naturally China's gold medal list with 51 gold medals......

Tang Xiang's father, Tang Zhihai, said with great pride when he saw this: "We are the first Asian country to reach the top of the gold medal list!"

"Why is your reflex arc so long?" said Tang Xiang's mother Xu Yanrong as she turned off the TV: "It's been more than a month and I'm still sighing here." ”

Xu Yanrong directly pushed Tang Zhihai aside: "Hurry up and serve those goose custards that have been made!"

Then Xu Yanrong continued to give orders: "Tang Xiang, don't be idle, take the honey mandarin duck porridge out of the pot, and the pairs of young people in the store are still waiting to drink." ”

"Huh. Tang Xiang agreed neatly.

In the back kitchen of the Fulin Medicinal Kitchen, Tang Xiang's family of three was all busy wearing red and green aprons, and the family was to be neat.

The honey mandarin duck porridge mentioned by Xu Yanrong is a marketing campaign to improve the slightly declining business of the medicinal food shop: as long as a couple enters the store during the National Day holiday, regardless of whether they consume or not, they will each give a bowl of honey mandarin duck porridge.

However, in order to rub these two bowls of porridge, customers really did everything:

A 17-year-old high school boy and his 80-year-old grandmother.

A 20-year-old girl and her 45-year-old father.

A good friend who just finished playing basketball.

Carrying a big bag and a small wrap of iron girlfriends.

- Anyway, as long as they look like a person, after entering the store, they all become lovers inexplicably.

It's a giant bewilderment scene.

"Tang Xiang. Xu Yanrong instructed: "Then hand those ginseng sticks to my mother, and I will also make ginseng and black chicken soup." ”

However, this time Tang Xiang did not take action immediately, but hesitated, because since he was reborn back twelve years ago, Tang Xiang unexpectedly found that whenever his body touched a plant, something unreasonable would happen.

It's just that his mother was urging over there, and Tang Xiang had no choice but to frown and pick up the three ginseng on the board.

【Treasure Name|Three Strains of Ginseng】

Sure enough, the damn label appeared next to ginseng without surprise, and that's not all.

A menu bar titled "This Treasure Contains" soon appears below the tabs, and dozens of tabs begin to generate in the menu bar, including:

【Ginsenoside|98mg】【Ginselene|53mg】

【Ginseng polysaccharide|2.50g】【Kaempferol|22mg】

......

Although it was the third day after being reborn, he still didn't understand this strange situation, he thought it should be a golden finger, but after studying it for several days, he found that these things were useless except for interfering with the vision.

Tang Xiang subconsciously wanted the three ginseng trees to leave his hands as soon as possible, so he threw them at Xu Yanrong with a swish.

All tabs and menu bars disappeared at once.

Seeing this, Xu Yanrong hurriedly stretched out her hand to catch it, but she didn't know that the soles of her feet slipped and she was about to fall, but Xu Yanrong was not in a hurry, and as soon as her waist exerted her strength, she made a posture of the front bridge and stood firm.

Xu Yanrong was the chief dancer of the Tailian City Song and Dance Troupe when she was young, but because of a ligament strain, she was substituted during the recuperation period, and Xu Yanrong has stopped dancing since then, but the basic skills for many years are still there.

Tang Xiang hurriedly asked nervously, "Mom, are you okay?"

"You little bunny. Is this a test for me?" Xu Yanrong caught it steadily, and said with a smile: "Your mother's kung fu is no worse than before." ”

"That is, my son dares to throw things at you. Tang Zhihai, the father who was chopping vegetables on the side, teased their mother and son: "If I change my father, your mother will abuse me again." ”

Tang Xiang looked at his parents who were like living treasures and smiled, but when he thought of what happened in the future, he couldn't help but have a sour nose.

After graduating from the previous life, the relevant authorities strictly controlled the liver damage caused by Chinese herbal medicine, so the business of the medicinal food shop took a sharp turn and was eventually forced to close down.

Subsequently, the sudden rise of e-commerce drove the logistics industry, and Xu Yanrong and Tang Zhihai became warehouse administrators.

The workload of the warehouse keeper is extremely large, Xu Yanrong suffered from severe lumbar spondylolisthesis due to overwork, and could only stay in bed most of the time, let alone do dance moves, and even walking was very difficult.

After graduating from university, Tang Xiang only found a decent job as a copywriter, and the salary can only be said to support himself, as for buying a house, marrying a daughter-in-law, and taking care of the family, it is whimsical, and the family of three lives miserably.

Since then, Xu Yanrong's beauty and delicacy, Tang Zhihai's witty humor, all of them no longer exist.

After Tang Xiang stayed up all night, he was unexpectedly reborn in the first semester of his freshman year, the specific date was September 30, 2008, that is, the day before the eleventh long holiday, and he was frightened by the scene in front of him when he was just reborn:

Under the guidance of two doctors, 12 boys who are wearing nothing are doing all kinds of strange movements, and the younger brothers, big and small, are constantly shaking, and this includes himself.

Tang Xiang was stunned at the time, and thought that he, a good woman, had been abducted!

After reacting for a while, he realized that this was the entrance physical examination of the university, and he was really reborn.

Then Tang Xiang happily enjoyed this shameful large-scale bird walking activity, after all, this is a rare chicken club that can show off to those poor little male compatriots openly.

After the physical examination, Tang Xiang went home to see his father and mother, and he made up his mind to rewrite this life, and never allow the previous depression to reappear on himself and his parents.

And the sooner the better.

Tang Xiang came back to his senses and was about to continue to follow Xu Yanrong's instructions to divide the porridge in the wooden barrel into a bowl, but when he turned around, he accidentally touched a basket of Ganoderma lucidum beside him.

【Treasure Name|A Basket of Pine Cedar Ganoderma lucidum】

Not again!

Tang Xiang just wanted to retract his hand, but this time he hesitated, because he saw that in the menu bar of the "Treasure Inclusions" of this basket of Ganoderma lucidum, there was a label of dopamine adenaline flashing brightly.

[Dopamine adenohormone 40mg]——➮ 🍲

What is even more different from ordinary times is that this label extends an arrow pointing to the bowl of porridge that Tang Xiang just served, and the arrow is also marked on it: Please add dopamine adenophine to upgrade the honey mandarin duck porridge.

At the same time, Tang Xiang was surprised to find that no matter where he looked now, there was always a big label in the upper right corner of the field of vision, and even if he moved his hand away from the Ganoderma lucidum medicine basket, it could not disappear:

【Beginner Mission (1) in progress↻】

"Is it a task to add dopamine adenthus to porridge?"

Tang Xiang began to try to understand all this: "If I finish this task, I don't know if there will be a plot opened by the golden finger." ”

"Anyway, let's try first. So he carefully clicked on the glittering dopamine adenaline tag and dragged it out of the menu bar in the direction the arrow pointed.

To Tang Xiang's surprise, when the dopamine adenaline label was dragged out of the menu bar, it immediately turned into an imperceptible white powder, which fell into the first honeyed mandarin duck porridge with Tang Xiang's fingertips.

[40mg of dopamine adenaline has been added successfully, please continue to complete the upgrade of all honey mandarin duck porridge]

"Hey, I'm extracting some kind of substance from Ganoderma lucidum?" Tang Xiang thought in surprise: "Upgrade? That should be a good thing." ”

The second bowl is finished.

The third bowl is added.

......

Ding!The ninety-eighth bowl is added.

Every time a bowl is added, Tang Xiang's ears will think of the mechanical prompt sound, with Tang Xiang's hand speed of being single for thirty years, it doesn't take long for the ninety-eight bowls of porridge to be served, and all of them are added with dopamine adenone.

In this way, Tang Xiang did all the work according to the prompt label.

However, when all this was done, all those labels disappeared, and nothing surprising happened to him, so Tang Xiang had no choice but to put the porridge on the dining cart with a puzzled face, and let the waiter push out the back kitchen.

Everything was as if nothing had happened, Tang Xiang stood up and moved his muscles and bones, twisted left and right three times, twisted his neck and buttocks, and it took a long time for him to realize a crucial problem:

What exactly is the dopamine adenaline that was added to the porridge just now?

Thinking of this, Tang Xiang missed a beat in his heart, and hurriedly walked over to the computer at the front desk of the store.

In 2008, when smartphones were just emerging, Nokia and Blackberry's slider phones were still among the top three in the domestic mobile phone market share.

The computer in Tang Xiang's store was an old-fashioned big-headed monitor, and it had been installed for a certain number of years, so it took five or six minutes to successfully boot the computer.

After clicking on the IE browser, Tang Xiang habitually wanted to open the valley dog search for query, but the pop-up missing interface and the eye-catching 404 Not Found seemed to remind Tang Xiang:

Gugou has been gone for ten years, you sober up!

In Tang Xiang's impression, Gu Gou obviously left in 2010, maybe there was a little change in the timeline after the rebirth, Tang Xiang shrugged helplessly: "Okay, big brother, you won." ”

So he could only reluctantly open the search and enter dopamine adenone, but the search results displayed on the first page made Tang Xiang have a bad premonition:

[What should I do if there is a dysfunction? Big brother, don't worry, the old Chinese medicine doctor on Bangmallet Island will let you say goodbye to the embarrassment and regain your strength, please call 57***18 for details]

[It's not okay for women to be cold, blood tonic is the key, sisters, look at it, donkey gum blood tonic pills...]

[One European tablet a day, let you be prosperous, easy to 'lift'!Please log in to purchase]

"Huh~" Tang Xiang looked at the staggered, uneven, large or round screen with disgust, and couldn't help but feel that his eyes had been attacked as inhumanely as being splashed with chili pepper water.

Finally, he looked at the psoriasis advertisements that filled the screen and sighed: "Okay, Roudu Search, I'm sorry for the fact that I used to scold you before I was born before I was born and now that I have become undisciplined." ”

"Because you didn't know what discipline was twelve years ago!"

After his hands were almost sour, Tang Xiang finally looked back in the vast sea of advertisements and found a valuable piece of information about dopamine adenoline:

[Dopamine adenogene, equivalent to the same weight of sildenafil citrate]

"The medicinal effect is equivalent to that of a dog... But this dog's fate... What is it?" Tang Xiang frowned: "Medicinal effect, is it a medicine?"

Thinking of this, Tang Xiang felt that something was wrong, although in his memory the ingredients of Songshan Lingzhi were non-toxic and harmless, but what if something happened? Not to mention that it was absolutely illegal to feed others medicine casually.

What exactly am I getting in?

Nothing will happen, right?

MMP, am I just going to enjoy a luxurious package of rose gold bracelets and iron cage storage just after I was reborn?

No! Tang Xiang wailed in his heart.

After hesitating for a few seconds, Tang Xiang made up his mind to face the storm, after all, even if there is a problem, then he must know what the problem is.

This time, a brief introduction to sildenafil citrate appeared in the first column, and I saw a line of eye-catching large characters displayed on it:

Common name, Viagra.