"When I get up early in the morning and open the window, I feel beautiful~"

Principal Lan stroked his thinning hair, styled his hair, sorted out his style, and went out happily.

……

"Classmate Wang Mo!Classmate Wang Mo!What's wrong with you?Are you feeling unwell?Are you sick?"

Principal Lan greeted Wang Mo nervously, for fear that something would go wrong with him, otherwise he would lose a good student, and the year-end bonus and the school would be deducted......

……

"Your!Mother!Boom!" the bald student shouted loudly in native Chinese English.

When the principal heard this, his face was covered with black lines.

……

"Your!Father!Boom!" the bald student emerged from the crowd again.

The headmaster's mood that had just calmed down was about to explode in an instant, and he was extremely angry.

……

After Wang Mo detonated two flame light bombs, the bald student broke free from the two teachers who forcibly suppressed his cross throat and emerged from the crowd, "Principal!Your!Ancestral!Grave!Boom!" (Ancestral cemetery)

After hearing this, the principal felt very angry, but remembered the iron order issued by the Education Bureau to "be a harmonious teacher, be a harmonious person, and build a harmonious campus together".

……

Because there was an explosion at the school gate, Principal Lan quickly rushed to the school gate after cordially greeting the bald students, looking at this mess, full of large and small pits, the school gate that had long been in pieces, and the old school policeman who was missing, Principal Lan couldn't help but cry like rain, knelt on the ground, and complained about his grievances:

"My school, my bonus, my money......"

……

In the evening, Principal Lan received an anonymous letter, which contained a bank card of 300,000 yuan, and an attached letter, the principal was worried about the school's maintenance fees and his own bonus, and he was worried about losing a few hairs, but he laughed when he saw them, and finally, Principal Lan, who had been tired all day, could finally happily wash his hair with 'Tyrannosaurus Rex' shampoo.

……

I was studying the origin of the mysterious token, and I remembered the 300,000 I had just missed, and I couldn't help but laugh again.

The old school policeman was lying on the hospital bed and asked me:

"Xiao Wang, what are you laughing at?"

"It's nothing, just thinking about one thing I did before. ”

"What's the matter?"

"I won't tell you. ”