Chapter Ninety-Five: The Familiar Class 17 of High School
"Hehe, now I'm immune to you, stop talking nonsense, hurry up to class! If I hear you skip class next time, I'm sorry, half a month's salary will be deducted!"
Wang Jun wiped the cold sweat from his face and said with a smile
"Yes, yes, there will never be a next time!"
Syllable!
As soon as Wang Jun hung up the phone after speaking, Sa Yazi turned over and jumped off the balcony to prepare to give lessons to the bear children, and by the way, find a reason to vent the unhappiness in her heart!
"Wow, Mr. Wang, you are so punctual!"
Thump!
The sudden greeting startled Wang Jun one by one, and he couldn't control it and fell to the ground again......
"Uh...... I said, why are you three living treasures here again...... Smoked...... I'll go."
Wang Jun spit out the soil in his mouth, turned over and got up, looked at the three little sisters in front of him viciously, and just opened his mouth to scold, but saw an amazing scene!
These three little sisters are wearing school uniforms?
Wang Junyi frowned, "Damn, this ...... I was a little overwhelmed by the sudden change, why don't you go to class...... Yo, 100 years of life? Hehe, have you tasted it for a long time?"
When Qin Mu saw Wang Jun's eyes lit up, he hurriedly handed over a cigarette, helped Wang Jun light it again, and said with a smile
Anyway, there are activities in the class these days, and we don't teach classes, but fortunately, we come out to do odd jobs, so we can pay back the teacher's money!"
Wang Jun took a puff of cigarette, touched his chin, and said with some unhappiness
"What kind of school? Do they not know that every class of the students costs money? Really, by the way, what kind of activity?"
Zhang Yue on the side hurriedly said, "Swimsuit party!"
Ahem!
Wang Jun choked on a puff of cigarette, he wiped the saliva from his mouth and looked at Zhang Yue in disbelief
"Swimsuit party?
Qin Mu and the others nodded
"In fact, not only all the students of Yude Middle School, the teachers, but even Principal Bai had to participate. Because this swimsuit party is going to Hawaii and various aristocratic schools in foreign countries, it is relatively important. ”
As soon as Qin Mu finished speaking, a bunch of little stars appeared in Zheng Shuang's eyes, and she muttered longingly
"I really wish I could take this opportunity to get acquainted with a handsome, rich, gentle and considerate prince charming, preferably a European nobleman! If I can find it, I will be able to live in the castle in the future! Every morning, there will be a special servant to serve me for breakfast! Wow, I feel happy to think about it!"
Qin Mu glanced at Zheng Shuang, suddenly hugged Wang Jun's arm, and said disdainfully
"No taste, what's so good about the European aristocracy? I think Mr. Wang is the real Prince Charming! Can the European aristocracy sacrifice their lives to save each other when they are in danger? No, right, Mr. Wang? Do you have a girlfriend? What do you think of me?"
Wang Jun's face was black, although it was really cool to let the little girl hold it, especially the other party's chest was still tightly attached to him, which made Wang Jun's little brother a little upset for a while, and he woke up all of a sudden!
Wang Jun inadvertently tugged his pants to hide his obvious crotch, and pushed Qin Mu away and said
"Ahem...... How can I tell you casually whether Mr. Wang has a girlfriend or not? Besides, Mr. Wang is an adult, how can I fall in love with you high school students? I'm not a dog-like beast, and a woman of any age dares to marry?"
Qin Mu's face flushed, and he covered his mouth and smiled stupidly
"Teacher, people are not women, they are still girls~"
As soon as Wang Jun heard this, his old face turned red instantly, and the heat in his chest became more and more serious, Wang Jun didn't want to be teased by this little girl, and what if he couldn't control himself from doing something shameful?
Wang Jun made a face
"Don't make trouble! Pay attention to the image! Girls should pay attention to the image, do you know?"
As he spoke, Wang Jun's words changed, and he thought that Zhang Yue had just mentioned that all students should participate, and teachers should also participate?
Doesn't this mean that Lin Xuewang Yiyi, Bai Feiyue, and Zhao Huayu, the beautiful teacher who can order three-legged cat kung fu, will also participate?
Wang Jun showed a lewd smile on his face, and said secretly: "Hehe, this swimsuit party is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, oh?
Wang Jun made up his mind that he must participate in this event!
Thinking about it like this, Wang Jun felt that time was very urgent, and he had to hurry up to the main campus to find the relevant person in charge to apply!
Wang Jun waved his hand and said awe-inspiring to the three little sisters
"The old man still has something to do, so I won't have anything to do here! What should I do here! Also, it's okay to work, but you don't have to worry about the money you owe me? You also know that there are more than 10 million assets on the teacher's card, and to be honest, you can pay back your little money at any time."
After speaking, Wang Jun didn't wait for the three little sisters to react, and ran away with a whoosh.
"Eh, why are you in such a hurry?
Qin Mu pouted and stomped his foot fiercely
"I haven't given the gift yet!"
Ten minutes later.
Boom!
Wang Jun kicked open the door of the seventh class of high school and yelled
"Where are the children? The king has returned...... Nani?"
Wang Jun wanted to surprise the students, but he saw ......
What the hell is the table of people playing cards in this classroom? What the hell is a group of people shouting and shouting? Is this a chess room?
Wang Jun was stunned for a moment, took a step back and looked up, is it the seventh class of high school?
Wang Jun didn't come to his senses for a long time, what is the situation?
"Teacher Wang is here!"
A student at the door of the classroom exclaimed, which attracted everyone's attention, and they threw down the cards in their hands to surround Wang Jun, cheering excitedly
"Teacher Wang!
"Teacher Wang, who has seen the head and the tail of the dragon, is here!"
"Teacher Wang, we want to kill you!"
"Mr. Wang, we want to play adult games!"
"Teacher Wang!"
Wang Jun was even more confused, are these guys taking hormones? This is too exciting, isn't it? And what are adult games? Why do they sound so familiar?
Wait a minute!
Adult Games?
Isn't this Zheng Feng's class?
No wonder these guys aren't normal!
Wang Jun only then remembered that the first time he taught this class was to arrest Zheng Feng, so he did it once, and the Truth or Dare under the framework of 'adult games' may have stimulated and deeply affected the gang, so much so that they thought that physical education class was for playing games......
"Quiet!" Wang Jun yelled, walked over to the podium and tapped on the blackboard
"I'm not against playing games or anything
But I can't see you gathering people to gamble in the classroom like this, and the classroom is like a street chess room! Do you know that gambling is illegal? How can this unhealthy trend ......?"
"Teacher, we didn't play cards again, we are using tarot cards to calculate when you will come, teacher"
A runny student said.
"Tarot cards?"
Wang Jun's face twitched, what age is this and there are still people playing tarot cards? Wang Jun remembers that when he was a child, almost a few years ago, when he was in junior high school, the class was extremely popular with tarot cards, everything had to be divined with tarot cards first, and even when he went to the toilet to smoke, he had to ask tarot cards, whether he would meet the teaching director.
Tarot cards, a kind of divination that came to China from the West, are said to be able to divinate everything you want to know, but its accuracy is hehe. Some people said it was very spiritual, and some people said that it was simply bullshit, but even so, there were many students who were superstitious about it at that time and believed it. There are a total of seventy-eight tarot cards, which are divided into two sets of big and small cards. Divination needs to shuffle the cards, and then place them according to the formation, draw, and then draw them again, so that the combination of the cards opened is the result you want to divination.
Wang Jun really couldn't figure it out, now that it was this era, why did young people still believe in this? At least they had to change something, right?
Wang Jun shrugged, "I'm not attacking you, although tarot cards are ancient, there are very few people who can really use them to successfully divination, and for most people, divination with tarot cards is not as good as throwing a coin." ”
The students became interested when they heard Wang Jun's words, "He seems to understand what he means?"
"Yes, Mr. Wang, why do you say that there are very few people who succeed in divination? Do you know anything?"
Wang Jun smiled, "I also played this thing when I was a child, don't want it if you are familiar with the gameplay and rules." I think that when I first took the final exam, I would use tarot cards to divinate whether I could pass or not,"
"The result?" said a group of students looking at Wang Jun expectantly
"As a result, the T card was taken away by the dean! I didn't even tell the fart! I stopped my class for a week because I didn't pass the exam...... I can't get past even if I don't attend classes......"
"Haha! Mr. Wang, you are so embarrassed."
"Teacher Wang, then do you think this thing is accurate?"
Wang Jun grabbed his hair, thought for a moment, and said
"Honestly, this thing does have two hits. A few years ago, I was a ...... I went abroad to play, I met a gypsy, the old man played a good hand, many nobles and royal families asked him for divination, I also asked once, I feel very smart. But at present, he may be the only guy in the world who can divinate to this extent. You must know that divination tarot cards require a 'state of mind'"
"Mood? What the hell is that?"
"The state of mind requires you to devote yourself to divination and inject your mental power into the tarot cards. Therefore, the premise of playing tarot cards is that your spirit is strong enough to ensure that you can concentrate and be free of distractions for a period of time. It's a bit like meditation in our ancient Chinese martial arts, or meditation abroad. If you can't reach this level, then the tarot cards can't fully express what you think, let alone accurate divination. ”
"Huh, so?"
As soon as they heard this, a group of students were immediately a little disappointed, Wang Jun meant that it was absolutely impossible for elementary school students like them, who were not even amateurs, to succeed in divination, at most, it was just for fun.