After a long time of preparation, Meixian No. 1 Middle School ushered in a huge final exam, this time the school's final exam examination room is arranged according to the ranking, Yang Yu's grades are considered to be in the upper class and was assigned to the second examination room, but his seat is at the back of the classroom.

In the morning, the candidates took the admission ticket number in advance from the examination room, they walked into the classroom and began to sit down in turn according to their admission ticket number, the first test was Chinese, and two invigilators were arranged in the examination room, one was wearing gold wire glasses, looking at a very quiet twenty-year-old woman, and the other was a middle-aged woman who was obese, wrapped in black stockings, with a black mole under her nose, and a tyrannical atmosphere with a big wave.

Yang Yu roughly visually inspected the two big * on the chest of the middle-aged invigilator with a tyrannical atmosphere, and weighed them on the scale, and estimated how many catties they had, and the turbulent waves made him gasp.

After the candidates in the examination room rested for a while, the bell for the start of the exam rang, and the quiet beautiful invigilator began to hand a stack of rolls to the students in the first row and asked them to pass them back in turn, and soon a roll of paper was handed to him by the cute little beauty wearing pink glasses in front of Yang Yu's desk.

Yang Yu received the roll paper and filled in the personal information of the roll first, he didn't even look at the multiple-choice questions, and he felt that ABCD was a random answer, and then Yang Yu quickly completed the final essay question with solid basic knowledge.

The composition is a semi-propositional essay, the topic is nostalgia and then it is a horizontal bar, Yang Yu thought to himself that if Liu Neng saw this topic, he would definitely complain: "What bullshit is to think about it, just point to the obscenity and it will be over." ”

Yang Yu bit the pen and thought about it for a long time, he still didn't have any ideas, but Yang Yu knew that Wengui had a new reason, and it was one thing to write a high score for his essay, but more importantly, whether the storyline could attract the teacher who graded the papers.

After being silent for a long time, Yang Yu came up with the title of "Thinking of Miracles", and he began to write essays.

"Because the insect is nostalgic for the outside world, it can break through the layers of cocoons and become colorful butterflies dancing in the sky. ”

"Because the mussel is nostalgic for the deep sky, it can withstand the polishing of the sand of the sea and give birth to brilliant pearls. ”

"Because Hanmei is nostalgic for the scenery of Lingdong, it can withstand the biting cold wind and exude a rich and fragrant floral fragrance. ”

After writing this set of sentences, Yang Yu suddenly felt that he had died N brain cells, as the saying goes, the dragon head and phoenix tail have this dragon head, and then he is full of positive energy to discuss his own topic at length.

There are about 600 words written in the composition, in short, all kinds of irrigation give full play to Yang Yu's writing method of pondering a large amount of pipes.

He thought that even if the lips of your essay are not right, and the whole article is nonsense, as long as the handwriting is standardized, out of sympathy for the invigilator, the invigilator will still give you some points.

The next phoenix tail made Yang Yu entangled for a long time, and finally he wrote on the rolling paper, "We are still young, we are in our youth, as long as we dare to think about it, there will definitely be a miracle." ”

Looking at his positive energy ending, although Yang Yu feels that this kind of ending is very old-fashioned, but in order to cater to many old scholars in Meixian No. 1 Middle School who can't carve rotten wood, he can only compromise and seek perfection, after all, getting a high score is the first place, just like the thief said that as long as it is a reading comprehension, there is a saying that the benefits of using figurative rhetorical techniques will be done with a vivid image, after all, Yang Yu is well versed in the truth that black cats and white cats catch mice are good cats, and he doesn't care how many flowers of the motherland can be cultivated into nerds by this education method, he just speculates and can get high scores。

After writing the whole roll of paper, Yang Yu smiled with satisfaction, and he looked up at the table hanging on the podium There was still half an hour to collect the roll paper.

Because he gave Li Bald a military order to take the top ten in the school, Yang Yu naturally would not pretend to be forced to hand in the papers in advance, he began to check his test papers repeatedly, and even the multiple-choice questions He looked at it and found that his feeling was really right.

The beautiful invigilator wearing gold wire glasses and looking very quiet was sitting on the podium at this time, while the invigilator who was fat and wrapped in black silk with a tyrannical atmosphere was wandering around.

Maybe it's almost time to hand in the papers, and some students who can't do the questions whisper and start to do some academic discussions, and they are passing on some small notes, after all, no one will think that they are high in the exam.

The cute little beauty wearing pink glasses in front of Bai Haoran cautiously turned her head and asked in a low voice, "Which one do you choose for the tenth question of the handsome guy's multiple choice question?" ”

Yang Yu looked down at his test paper, and then he stared at the cute little beauty who was not full of breasts and said against his will, "Sister choose D, don't thank me, please call me a red scarf." ”

The cute-looking girl looked at Yang Yu's affirmative eyes and drew a D on his test paper, and he couldn't help but smile when he heard Yang Yu claim to be a red scarf.

At this time, the invigilator with a tyrannical atmosphere walked up to a man with glasses and said calmly: "Hand it over, I've seen it all." ”

The man with the eyes seemed to be a veteran cheating and said calmly: "Teacher, what are you saying, why didn't I understand!"

The tyrannical invigilator pulled up the glasses man, only to see a Chinese textbook sitting under the eyed man's buttocks.

The middle-aged invigilator wrapped in black silk didn't say anything and took away his test paper without hesitation.

Sitting on the podium with gold-rimmed glasses and a quiet temperament, the invigilator said with a very angry expression: "Anyway, you are also the top students in the first and second examination rooms, don't you know that cheating is a manifestation of self-deception? Don't you want to think that you can cheat in the college entrance examination?"

The man with glasses is holding Erlang's legs and looking like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, anyway, he writes on the roll of paper is almost the same, and the man with glasses thinks that after all, it doesn't matter if he is the first in the grade.

The exam ended in a few minutes, and the invigilator asked all the students to stand up and collect the roll paper, and when they walked out of the examination room, Yang Yu went to the door of the third examination room to wait for Liu Neng.

Although Liu Neng is partial to the subject, he has mathematics and English, but he is ranked first in the school, if it weren't for the more nonsense physics and chemistry students, he would also be a school figure.

Yang Yu waited for Liu Neng to come out and the two went to the toilet to smoke together, Liu Neng handed Yang Yu a gold ring, and then he took out another cigarette from the cigarette case and lit it and said with a depressed face: "You said that the topic of this essay is very bad, the topic is actually a half-proposition, and I still miss my teacher Cang!"

Hearing Liu Neng's words, the male compatriots who smoked in the toilet also complained about the essay topics of this language exam.

After smoking, Yang Yu asked Hu Yuxuan to go to the school cafeteria for a meal, and on the way, Hu Yuxuan asked Yang Yu, "How was the exam?" ”

Yang Yu nodded and said, "It's okay, how did you do in the exam?"

Hu Yuxuan smiled and said, "I'm not a scumbag, just wait to wash my feet." ”

After lunch, Yang Yu pulled Hu Yuxuan to chat in the shade of the school tree for a while, and then started the afternoon math exam, for Yang Yu, who is sensitive to numbers and can guess the two-color ball, there is no pressure to make math papers, he only took less than half an hour to write this test paper.

After checking the test paper and confirming that he had no mistakes, Yang Yu handed in the paper very chicly first, because he felt that there was no need to stay in this boring and lifeless examination room.