"Isn't it a bit too professional, and you have to vomit blood when you look at it?"

Yu Guanhai looked at the frightened old Taoist priest in amazement, and then turned around and asked Liu Wu and Feng Jiajia, feeling that the old Taoist priest had acted a little too much. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hey, it seems to be really spurting blood. ”

Liu Wu took a serious look and found that the old Taoist priest was not a fake blood spurt, so he couldn't help but be a little surprised, so he asked with a strange face: "I'm curious, how did he do it, what a skillful method, admire!"

"You can't be trying to cheat us, is it? Yu Guanhai said with a frown.

"Uh......"

Liu Fu was stunned for a moment and said, "It's possible." ”

At this time, the old Taoist priest spurted out a mouthful of blood in the sky, stunned all the people around, and even the eyes of the surrounding vendors and tourists were attracted by him and looked at him in dismay.

Next to the old Taoist, there was a middle-aged uncle who was selling a bunch of tattered antiques and a broken bowl with a price of not less than 1,000 yuan, and when he saw the old Taoist spurting blood from the sky, he couldn't help but be a little stunned, and muttered in a low voice: "This is too much, every day the gods and ghosts are forgotten, and now even the blood is spurted?" I am not afraid of scaring other children, these few people don't seem to be fools, and they are not afraid of being exposed in the end...... Six broken talismans were sold for 2,664 yuan, and the cost was less than two......"

At this time, Feng Qingyan was also a little surprised when he saw the old Taoist priest spurting blood.

"You, you...... No, not people!"

The old Taoist priest looked at Feng Qingyan in horror, as if he had seen something terrifying, and took a few steps back sharply, and stumbled to the ground. And after he fell to the ground, his hands on the ground, he kept retreating, his eyes still terrified.

Feng Qingyan looked at the old Taoist priest thoughtfully, could he really see something?

However, the old Taoist priest was able to draw a real talisman, and it was not a simple figure to think of it, and it was not surprising to see anything in him.

It's just, what does this old Taoist priest mean by pretending to be crazy and stupid?

"Dao Chief, what are you talking about? What are you not human, you are too. At this time, Yu Guanhai walked over, squatted down beside the old Taoist, looked up and down, frowned, and said: "You are too exaggerated, some professionalism is too much, you are like this, who believes you." ”

"You don't understand, you don't understand ......"

The old Taoist priest sat on the ground and shook his head violently, the horror in his eyes slowly receded, but he still said in his mouth: "He is really not human, and poor Dao will not be mistaken." ”

"He's not human, so what's that?"

Yu Guanhai felt that today, he had rolled his eyes enough, and he couldn't imagine that he would have to keep turning them.

"He is the reincarnation of an immortal, and an immortal descends to earth. ”

The old Taoist priest immediately jumped up and saluted respectfully towards Feng Qingyan.

"Haha......"

The tourists who stopped to watch laughed when they saw the old Taoist priest like this. This is really too, or is it in front of everyone's eyes, talking nonsense with your eyes open, how thick does this skin have to be?

"Dao Chief, you're exaggerating too much, can you make people believe it?"

At this time, a young tourist who was watching laughed and said that he felt that this old Taoist priest was too funny.

"That's right, old Taoist, aren't you afraid of smashing your job if you do this business?" a middle-aged tourist also laughed.

"It's so funny, you even spurt blood, you think you're acting. The young tourist continued, shaking his head.

The old Taoist priest didn't seem to care too much about the contempt and ridicule of the tourists, but just rolled his eyes, waved his hand to them, and said, "You don't understand, you really don't understand, don't make a mess." ”

"Hehe, old Taoist, show me one to see if I am also a god. The young man just now said with a smile and stretched out his palm to the old Taoist priest.

The old Taoist priest waved his hand and said, "Don't look, don't look." ”

"A hundred. The youth said.

"Don't look. ”

"Two hundred. ”

"Don't look. ”

"Five hundred. ”

"Don't look. ”

"A thousand. ”

"Little brother, sit down, Lao Dao sees that you have a heavenly bone on your forehead and a spiritual light in your eyes, you are the reincarnation of an immortal, a fairy descends to earth, I finally waited for you!" The old Taoist priest instantly became extremely enthusiastic.

At this time, Yu Guanhai, Liu Wu and others almost fell to the ground when they heard it, and they couldn't help but look at the old Taoist priest in amazement, and even Li Jing couldn't help laughing out loud. It's really shameless, and the skin is too thick, so he repeated what he said to Feng Qingyan in front of them.

"Don't move, although I have leaked the secret of heaven, disaster is inevitable, but you are one in a million, this is my destiny, even if I have to risk the sky, I will show you the full picture!" the old man continued, his face solemn.

"Haha......"

Hearing the old Taoist priest's words, the onlookers around them all laughed crazy, and Yu Guanhai vomited blood directly. Your sister, do you still want to be shameless, do you have such a god? You don't have to have only these two sentences.

The old Taoist priest repeated his old trick and carefully observed the young man a few times.

Time passed little by little, and the old Taoist priest still did not make any other movements, and some tourists saw that the boredom also dispersed little by little.

"Why don't you squirt blood?"

The young man waited a little impatiently, and asked a little depressed.

"Why does the poor Dao spurt blood?" the old Taoist priest asked puzzledly, his fingers pinching continuously.

"Didn't you spurt blood when you looked at him?" the young man pointed at Feng Qingyan, "I just want to see how you spurt blood." ”

"Oh, spurt blood! Wait, I'll get ready first. ”

As he spoke, the old Taoist priest immediately turned around and tinkered behind the stall.

It was only a dozen seconds before I saw him step forward, look at the young man, pinch his fingers, and then look up to the sky and spurt blood.

The face is like ashes, the eyes are frightened, and it is extremely realistic.

"Haha, old Taoist, if you don't become an actor, it's a loss for the entertainment industry......"

The people around him laughed like crazy, this old Taoist priest was too funny, too weird, and too second.

The middle-aged uncle who was selling antiques next to him looked at the old Taoist priest suspiciously, how did the old Taoist become nervous today, knowing that others were playing with him and teasing him, he had to deliberately meet him......

It's not easy to make money!

The middle-aged uncle couldn't help but shake his head, and took the opportunity to pull some tourists who didn't understand to his antique stall.

"Haha, it's a good spray, a thousand dollars for you. The young man did not break his promise, and took out a thousand yuan for the old Taoist priest.

"It's really stupid, it's too stupid. "There is humanity among the onlookers.

"That's right, he's obviously deceiving people, so I'll give it all. An aunt said puzzled.

After the old Taoist priest received the money, he immediately smiled, the dead gray on his face was gone, and the horror in his eyes was gone, and he waved his hand around and said, "You don't understand, you really don't understand......"

"Guanhai, help me give the hexagram gold. ”

He kept looking at Feng Qingyan from the side and said to Yu Guanhai.

At this time, Yu Guanhai hurriedly stopped, looked at Feng Qingyan and said, "You don't have a fever, do you?"

"How can there be any reason not to give hexagram gold?" Feng Qingyan smiled.

"Whatever you want, anyway, I've been cheated for more than 2,000 yuan, so it's a good show. Yu Guanhai didn't bother to say anything more, and paid again.

At this time, the old Taoist priest accepted the money handed over by Yu Guanhai, and glanced at Feng Qingyan, who had slowly walked away, and seemed to be a little distracted. After coming back to his senses, he whispered: "Little brother, for the sake of your money every time, Poor Dao will give you a sentence, you will follow him all your life, and you will never be wrong." ”

Yu Guanhai rolled his eyes.

"Alas, I've watched two scenes, and you still don't understand ......"

The old Taoist priest shook his head, his gaze still falling on Feng Qingyan.

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